Time ancient jade

At noon on the second day, Chen Tingting, Chen Tingting, if you can’t drink enough, don’t drink so much, okay? Look, I kept vomiting in the garden last night, and now I have a splitting headache. Since I can't act like this in acting? It really cost my aunt her life. Huh...that's not right! If I drink like this, why doesn't my damn dad come to see me? No, get up quickly, you have to leave today, Chen Tingting closed her eyes and wanted to complain.

Wan'er got up with a splitting headache and said, "Here comes someone!"

The slaves paid homage to the princess, and one of the maids agreed.

Um...your name...Wan'er asked.

Ah...Princess, have you even forgotten Xiaoju's name? The maid responded in surprise.

Xiao...ju? Wan'er responded in surprise and said, "Then tell me what happened in the palace. I seem to have lost my memory?".

Yes, princess, Xiaoju replied. Within two sticks of incense, Xiaoju briefly recounted the past events of the third princess.

Who gave you such an unpleasant name... Well, I slapped my forehead, it looks like me, no, it's me, the heroine. Go and call Xiaohua, Xiaotao, and Xiaoli in. promise...

Meet the princess, everyone replied. Get up! No... From today on, I will rename you. I won't use any broken scripts or names. From now on you change from Xiao Li to Xiao Mei, from now on you change from Xiao Tao to Xiao Lan, from now on you change from Xiao Hua to Xiao Zhu, from now on you change from Xiao Ju to Xiao... You don't need to change it. No... Well, that's right, Plum, Orchid, Bamboo and Chrysanthemum, and then find a few more spring, summer, autumn and winter, and a few more male servants called King of Glory, ho ho ho ho... Hey, by the way, where is my mobile phone? Meilanzhuju, have you seen my mobile phone? Wan'er said.

Xiaozhu replied: Princess, what is a mobile phone? What does it look like? We'll find it for you.

Wan'er said anxiously: Cell phones, ladies, please stop playing with me, okay? I'm not playing anymore. I haven't made a call in two days. Please do me a favor and take out my phone. I'll tell my dad when the time comes that I'll pay you more for your labor. I'll give you a gesture, okay?

Mei, Lan, Zhuju looked at the princess stupidly, and Xiaolan replied: Princess, are you not sick again?

Wan'er said angrily: I'm too lazy to tell you. I'm going to change clothes now. I want to go out. I was thinking about how to find someone to ask how to get back to Kyoto after I go out. What if no one is watching in the store?

No... Everyone was busy dressing the third princess and preparing lunch.

Wan'er, patted her belly, um... full of tea and rice, let's open the way!

Xiaoju stood outside the princess palace and said loudly: When the third princess goes out, the guards will follow.

Wan'er was stunned, I'm such a good boy, why do I need so many people when I go out?

Seeing a person kneeling next to the sedan, Wan'er said: Why are you kneeling here? Xiaoju immediately replied: Princess, this is a sedan chair. You have a distinguished status, so you have to use the mattress to support your feet while sitting in the sedan chair.

Wan'er thought for a moment, this is the evil old society! From today on, all of you here listen to my word for word. Although I am a princess, you are my people of Dayan, not slaves. I have time to tell my father, cancel these restrictions on my people of Dayan. It’s a system that treats people unfairly. I’ll get on the sedan chair myself. No... The bearer put the sedan down.

After Wan'er got on the sedan chair. Get up... Xiaoju said.

A group of people in the teahouse, hello... have you heard? The little witch wakes up! yes! I've also heard that our third princess feels uncomfortable all day long if she doesn't do anything but tease people and do something for a day. Yes, I heard that she seemed to be possessed by the ghosts of the underworld after she came back from the underworld. Except for the skin of the third princess, everything was different. Yes, yes, I also heard about the third princess...

Ah Qiu... Wan'er sneezed, rubbed her nose and said: It's late at night, no, who is scolding me in broad daylight. Princess, we are leaving the palace, Xiaoju said outside the bridge.

Wan'er opened the sedan curtain and looked at the scene outside. Wow...what a lively street. Come and buy it, the discus is freshly baked, come and buy it, the puppet has just arrived.

In a room, several men in black said: Sir, the third princess has arrived at the market, do you want to take action now?

A burly man faced out the window and said: "Wait a minute, the guards behind are all sent by the second son of Yan Kingdom to protect the third princess. They are all masters. Wait for a place with few people before taking action. Now let everyone prepare." No... Several men in black left the room.

Put the sedan chair...here. Wow...this looks good. Wow, this looks good. What is this? Bought, bought, Xiaoju, bought these, these, said the princess. No... Xiaoju responded.

Hee hee, wow...clothes, let's go in and take a look. Wait a minute, princess, Xiaozhu and Xiaolan, please follow the princess, guard this place and don’t allow others to come in, Nuo... Xiaoju said.

Wow wow wow...this is the clothes, ouch! Your Highness, you miss me so much. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen Your Highness visit us. A woman in gorgeous clothes walked up to the third princess.

Wan'er smiled strangely: Hey... Boss, since I am an old customer, can I get a discount?

The shopkeeper looked at Xiaozhu and Xiaolan next to him in confusion. Seeing that they didn't say anything, the shopkeeper forced himself to ask: Your Highness, who is the boss? What's the discount?

Wan'er patted her head and thought in embarrassment: Chen Tingting, Chen Tingting, do you want to follow the script? In the past, I always asked the shopkeeper to give me a discount? Haha, I guess they can’t even write these two words! never mind.

Wan'er hummed and said: Shopkeeper, you see I often come to your store to buy things, can it be cheaper, or how about we make a deal?

The shopkeeper smiled and replied: Your Highness, you are joking. Every time you come here, I give you a very cheap price, and these are the clothes that have just arrived. Since the princess likes these clothes, how about I charge the purchase price? ?

Wan'er was very happy when she heard it, nodded desperately, and then asked Xiaozhu and Xiaolan to wait outside while they went in to try on clothes. Half the time for burning incense has passed.

Wan'er: Shopkeeper, yes, I need these. By the way, I have a drawing here, let’s see if it can be done?

The shopkeeper took the drawings and subconsciously knelt down with trembling hands, kowtowed and confessed. I don't know where I went wrong. Your Highness, the princess, harmed me like this?

Wan'er was not happy when she heard this. Hey...what did you do? I asked you to make clothes and I didn't harm you. What are you doing? Get up immediately. Wan'er responded impatiently.

When the shopkeeper heard this, he got up immediately and cried and said: The slave has an old man and a young man, so he relies on the clothing store to support his family. Please forgive me, Princess!

Wan'er touched her chin and thought about it. Could it be that the plot said that I could be guilty of beheading by making clothes? It's impossible. At this time, Xiaozhu picked up the painting on the ground, took a look at it, and immediately knelt down with Xiaolan.

Wan'er looked at the two of them stupidly, what kind of fun was this? What are you two doing? Get up immediately, Wan'er shouted angrily. Nuo... The two of them stood up, and Wan'er asked doubtfully: Xiaozhu, can you tell me what's going on? Xiaozhu immediately knelt down and shook his head desperately. Wan'er looked at Xiaolan, and Xiaolan also knelt down and shook her head desperately. Then she looked at the shopkeeper, who also did the same thing.

This is when Xiaoju came in, took a look, and asked without knowing what was going on: "Princess, this..." He didn't even finish his words.

Wan'er rushed to answer: Xiaoju, come and tell me what's going on? He handed the drawing to Xiaoju, and when Xiaoju took it and was about to kneel down, Wan'er shouted loudly, "Don't you dare kneel down." Xiaoju looked at the princess dumbfounded.

Wan'er: Xiaoju, tell me, don't tell me you know my character.

Xiaoju could only answer this question bravely. Can Her Royal Highness the Princess move?

Well...say it! Your Highness, is this portrait a phoenix? Xiaoju asked.

Yes, what's wrong? replied the princess.

Your Highness, the phoenix can only be worn by the queen.

Wan'er stared at Xiao Ju with her two big eyes, "I'm such a good boy, I forgot that in this era, dragons mate with emperors and phoenixes mate with queens, so I just went and almost got into big trouble, hey!" Fortunately, if it were true in ancient times, I would have committed the crime of treason now. No wonder they dare not say anything.

Wan'er smiled awkwardly and said to the three people who were kneeling: Hey, actually I am just testing your loyalty. Since everyone has passed the test, okay, I won't embarrass you anymore. Get up!

No...everyone stand up.

Shopkeeper, wait until I finish painting next time and I will ask you to choose some fabrics. Just buy these pieces today! Wan'er said awkwardly, changing the atmosphere.

"No, Your Royal Highness, I hope you won't be scared next time," the shopkeeper replied tremblingly.

Wan'er awkwardly patted the shopkeeper on the shoulder, "No, you're fine, Ju Zhulan, let's go and go shopping elsewhere." promise.

When the princess and her party came to the west gate, a group of men in black stood in the middle of the road blocking the third princess and her party. A captain of the guard shouted loudly: Who are you? Dare to stop the princess from driving. Kill them... said a man in black. Pinpinpin... the sound of swords.

In the sedan, Wan'er heard a noise outside, opened the sedan curtain, and saw swords, swords, flying sand and rocks outside.

Wan'er said loudly: I'll go, what's the situation, a live PK group martial arts show? On a whim, he said again: Ho ho ho ho... Come on, come on, chop him, wow, this blood is so lifelike...

Phew, princess, be careful, poof... a stream of blood spat out on the sedan curtain. Wan'er looked at this scene in surprise and asked Xiaoju: Sister, should I pretend to cry or scream? Your acting spirit is really commendable!

Wan'er touched Xiaoju who fell to the ground dead and said: Xiaoju, rest in peace! God will bless you, Amen. Hey, you are actually breathless. Not bad, not bad. Oscar will give you a statuette.

Whoosh whoosh... Several arrows came quickly and hit the outside of the sedan chair. The guards guarding the sedan chair and the maids and male servants tried their best to block the arrows. Wan'er was eating sweet cakes while watching the show. Wow, this is much better than 3D, 4D, and 5D. This is absolutely top-notch in a variety show. The dubbing, the effects, and the scenes are all perfect! Dad, you are so good to me. I wish you can find more wives.

With a whoosh, the arrow flew towards Wan'er's right shoulder. Wan'er jumped up immediately in pain, "I'll just go, what's going on?" This is a real arrow! Ahhhh, it hurts! With a scream, he fainted.