Hundreds of ways for the protagonist to seduce cannon fodder

Could it be that if it's a little smaller, they won't like it so much?

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"Lu Dishu, I asked an artist to make me a sculpture of Sfoye."

Lu Dishu raised his eyebrows: "How much did it cost?" He also wanted to do it - he had a lot of small Sifoye, but it was inconvenient to hold him while sleeping - the big one was better - anyway, Sifoye's sculptured skin was too It's very human-like and doesn't feel cold if you hold it.

"XXXXXXXXXXXX Star Crystal."

"So expensive?" Lu Dishu was really surprised.

"That's right." Li Chen spread his hands helplessly: "Then the engraver said he couldn't guarantee that it would be exactly the same, hehe."

Lu Dishu was very sensible: "Then you shouldn't buy this one. You can buy a smaller one."

Li Chen sighed: "The small ones are the same price."

This sentence made Lu Dishu feel that something was wrong, but before he could think of what was wrong, the warmth on his wrist attracted his attention.

Lu Dishu quickly pulled up his sleeves and looked down at his wrist. Li Chen saw that Lu Dishu, who usually did nothing carelessly, was so anxious, and looked over curiously, and then saw——

There is a snake on Lu Dishu's wrist.

This is a very thin snake. Its body is like the finest black jade. It is lightly and loosely wrapped around Lu Dishu's wrist twice, and its head is curled up next to Lu Dishu's wrist bone. If you don't look carefully, you will just think it is a black jade bracelet.

Li Chen swallowed - it wasn't because of Tang - he was afraid - this snake was the famous Black King! It is extremely poisonous - it can live well outside the protective shield of acid rain!

As a result - Lu Dishu actually wore it on his wrist?

Li Chen was startled, and reached out to rescue Lu Dishu. Lu Dishu casually took a book to block him, and said sternly: "Don't reach out, just because Sifoye doesn't move doesn't mean he won't move you."

After saying this, Lu Dishu reached out and touched the little head of the black snake. The legendary evil, cold-blooded, and poisonous black king was touched twice by the boy casually, and then he stretched out his usual body like a pet asking for favor. Snake Xin, who was able to identify smells while foraging, obediently pressed his hand.

Li Chen: "..." Although this scene looked good, whether it was because he was thinking about the power behind Lu Dishu or sincerely felt so, he said: "How about... you should pay attention to the distance, where is this snake?" Here? Last time I saw you, there was nothing on your wrist."

After hearing what Li Chen said, "Your snake is so beautiful," Lu Dishu nodded in agreement, and then said:

"It rained when I went back a few days ago. I heard some noise at night. When I got up and took a look, I found it by my window. I saw that it was pitiful, good-looking, and had a pretty good temper, so I raised it by myself."

As he said that, Lu Dishu reached out and played with the snake's head to stop it from licking his fingers like it was flesh and blood. Then he said with some pride, "It's so clingy to me that it even wants to go to school with me."

Li Chen: "..." He thought: If you don't bring someone with you, how can someone crawl over here with you? But he didn't say that in the end, and only said: "It seems that the inspection was a bit strict when I left school today?"

Lu Dishu said casually: "Why?"

"I heard something fell."

"Oh!" Lu Dishu said indifferently, "It'll be fine if we find it." Anyway, he hasn't been found yet.

It turned out that Lu Dishu was optimistic too early. When he came to school the next day, he was investigated. He was a little unhappy - what should he be asked to do? Do you suspect him of being a thief? But the principal and a series of directors were laughing on the side, and Lu Digshu couldn't bear to show his face. He handed over the school bag with the little Sifoye pendant on the zipper, and then stood aside and waited for the search.

There were several people in front of him - I don't know who dropped something valuable. Even the teachers, the campus, and the students were all searched. When it was Lu Dictionary's turn, the snake on his wrist attracted the teachers. However, when he saw it was Lu Dishu, he still frowned, and those people just smiled and stopped talking.

So Lu Dishu, who had searched himself, walked to the classroom with little Si Foye's schoolbag hanging on his back. As he walked, he stretched out his hand to comfort the snake on his wrist. Lu Dishu rarely felt helpless:

"Be good - don't lick my hand all the time... you're not a dog... I'm going to make you red."

The snake was very understanding, and after hearing this, it nestled obediently. Lu Dishu held it in his hand and said: "What on earth do you want to eat? You won't eat anything I feed you? Huh? Prepare to be hungry in the academic report How many days will it take to eat me? You are not a python. You cannot eat me."

Lu Dishu poked at it: "If this still happens, I can only take you to see a doctor."

I don’t know if “Sfoye” understood what he said. Anyway, after finishing the road dictionary, he really planned to talk. He let Sifoye climb on his hand wantonly, leaving cold traces, and just lowered his head and walked seriously. .

Until Lu Dishu heard a subtle cry, the sound was very familiar to him - it was the sound made by ordinary pets raised by most people in the Federation - these pets have a lot of hair, big eyes, and have been artificially genetically screened to have various They all have personalities, but the only thing that remains unchanged is their appearance - they are very good-looking.

Hearing this small sound, Lu Dishu knew that it was the pet that might be in trouble. Lu Dishu was not a kind person, but he was not that ruthless. He happened to be on the way and heard the sound again. He immediately took Sifoye with him. Go that way.

The school that Lu Dishu studied in has a large green area. Although the school was not established for a long time, due to technological reasons, the trees in the school were artificially spawned. In order to make the school look more mysterious, the trees were spawned to look like a virgin forest. It was so tall, and with the thick fog spreading in the morning, the view was not clear.

The road dictionary stepped on the dead branches and leaves and walked towards the tree that made the sound - it was a banyan tree. The roots of the banyan tree fell from the trunk at a high place, and some of the roots penetrated straight into the soil. Some of them were exposed in the air and swayed slightly with the morning breeze. Combined with the seemingly overwhelming tree canopy and the diffuse white mist, this place looked mysterious and strange.

Fortunately, Lu Dishu is not the kind of person who believes in ghosts and gods. In a place like this, he is not afraid that a ghost or zombie will suddenly pop up from nowhere and pounce on him, and he will follow the sound and move forward.

Lu Dishu stood under the main tree trunk. The main trunk was divided into three branches starting from a height of 1.5 meters. Because the trunk was large, there was a lot of space at the branches. At that place, Lu Dishu saw the pet that made a cry.

A standard federal pet, it was originally supposed to be white, but because it may have survived in the wild, its snow-white fur became gray and untrimmed, so that the long hair blocked the federal judgment of danger and danger. On the other hand, only a little gray band can be seen on the electronic sign. Lu Dishu stood under the tree and looked at it for a while, then extended his hand to it.

At the same time, he felt the tightening force on his wrist. Lu Dishu was startled. He lowered his head in shock and looked at the black snake he named Sifoye——