Quick Travel: Redeem the Villain

Chapter 306 The Guardian God of the Planet and the Silly Roe Deer Snake 2

"Pfft—" The systems in Herlin's and Yu Yan's minds erupted at the same time.

"Su...host, are you stupid?"

"Stupid system, you are stupid. Didn't you see that they are always thinking about killing me? If I don't pretend, I will get a box lunch soon!"

"Then host, you can't call Dana mother..."

"Didn't I inspire his motherly love and make him unable to bear to kill me? Stupid!"

"Da, da, Dana, he, he called you mom? Hahahahahaha. Why does this stupid roe deer feel even more stupid after it transformed into a snake?" Herring couldn't stop laughing.

"Isn't it mom?" Yu Yan tilted his head and asked.

"Pfft-" Helin's nose almost started to bleed. This is so cute! !

"I'm not your mother? Do you remember what happened before you fainted?" Dana asked expressionlessly.

"Then where is my mother? Is it you?" Yu Yan did not answer Dana's question, but turned to look at Herrin.

"No, no, no, I'm not, but if you want, I can be your dad... Oops..." Herring was slapped by Dana before he could finish his words.

The usually ferocious giant snake turned into a cute little boy calling out for his mother, which put Dana in a dilemma.

"I don't care, you are my mother!" Yu Yan hugged Dana's waist like a scoundrel, and quietly rubbed his face against Dana's chest muscles.

A laser gun was pressed against Yu Yan's temple: "Let go, or I'll kill you."

"I'll go...this thing is so ruthless." Yu Yan didn't let go or let go, but complained to the system.

"Host, let's let him chase his wife to the crematorium!"

"Yanyan is scared...wuwuwuwuwu" snot and tears wiped Dana all over.

Seeing Yu Yan crying, Dana instantly lost his temper and put away his laser gun.

Yu Yan fainted again while crying...

It turned out that when he was crying, he couldn't help biting Dana, and he was knocked down by the guardian blood...

This thing obviously knew 100 million years ago that sucking his guardian blood would cause him to faint. As a result, he just woke up and fainted without getting tired of it, and the cycle continued for 100 million years... and he didn't have a long memory...

Dana carried Yu Yan to his bedroom, and as soon as he put him on the bed, he woke up.

His face looked like he was new to the world and extremely curious.

have to! This is amnesia again...

"Host... you really pretend to be like..."

"Thank you for the compliment. Remember to make up for the Oscar you owe me."

"Hubby, hug~" Yu Yan stretched out his hands towards Dana and asked for a hug.

"I'm not your husband."

"You are!!" Yu Yan rushed forward and hugged Dana: "Honey, you smell so good~"

Dana: "..."

Dana felt particularly complicated at this time. He didn't hate being called husband, but he just had an indescribable emotion.

"open."

"No!" Yu Yan hugged her tighter.

"Honey, you smell so good~ I'm hungry and want to eat."

"Honey, I like you!"

Dana blushed: "..." Don't think that if you call me husband, I won't destroy you. I am the selfless guardian of the planet!

"Honey, I'm sincere, I didn't lie to you, I like you!"

Sincerely? Dana hesitated.

The next second Yu Yan kissed Dana's lips.

"Fuck!" Dana's curse words burst out in his heart.

Dana felt...the uncontrollable freedom of his body...

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Thousands of years after killing the big snake last time, Dana killed the big snake again, this time using the verb "to do".

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