Siheyuan: The Idiot in Charge

Chapter 3 Caught a female rabbit

"Two donkeys, two donkeys, eat sweet potatoes." Tieniu used a branch to pull the sweet potatoes out of the fire. After blowing for a while, he handed one to Jia Weidong, who looked gloomy.

"Er Donkey, are you okay?" Tieniu stared at Jia Weidong's face intently. He felt that Jia Weidong today was very different from before. Tieniu had no idea that the fool opposite him had grown up and had been replaced by another one who was struggling in modern society. The soul of decades, the soul of a greasy uncle in his fifties.

Jia Weidong gave a noncommittal "hmm".

"Er Donkey, your eyes are no longer as silly as before, hehe."

"They all say that fools are contagious, and they won't let me play with you. They say that if I play with you for a long time, I will gradually become stupid. Now I don't worry about it anymore, hehe," Tieniu said while eating sweet potatoes.

"You are stupid, your whole family is stupid," Jia Weidong thought silently in his heart, took a big bite of the sweet potato in his hand, and rolled his eyes at Tieniu across from him.

Tieniu across from him shivered when he saw Jia Weidong biting the sweet potato. He felt that Jia Weidong was not biting the sweet potato, but biting someone's flesh.

The two of them finished eating the roasted sweet potatoes and wiped their mouths with unsatisfied emotions. You took a sip and I took a sip of water from the kettle. They didn't care about eating each other's saliva. It would be nice to have a sip of hot water to drink on the mountain. People in this era He's not that particular. He's still a fool, so he can't show disdain for others.

These days, people don’t have much fat in their stomachs, so they eat a lot, and it’s not an exaggeration to say that a half-grown boy can live in poverty. A sweet potato weighing more than a kilogram is not enough for half-grown boys like Jia Weidong and Tieniu. To put it simply, half-full doesn’t even count.

I ran to the entrance of the cave and took a look. It was still early outside. I added some firewood to the fire and continued to lie down on the haystack with my eyes closed. I felt very tired. Jia Weidong, who was thinking about his thoughts, fell asleep after a while. On fire.

I don’t know how long it took, but a whine of an animal came from a small forest not far away, waking up the two people in their sleep. They followed the sound to the place where the animal trap was placed before and saw that a hare was trapped. After holding its hind legs, seeing someone appear, the hare struggled more and more fiercely.

"Er donkey, we are in for a treat, what a fat hare!" Tieniu went over and untied the animal trap, grabbed the hare's neck, and dangled the hare in front of Jia Weidong.

"Er Donkey, come to my house to eat tonight. I'll ask my mother to cook braised pork."

"Don't kill, raise first"

"No matter how fat a rabbit is, it's impossible for all its meat to grow on its belly. This must be a female rabbit that is pregnant with baby rabbits," Jia Weidong said, looking at the round-bellied rabbit in Tieniu's hand.

<divclass="contentadv"> Tieniu looked at Jia Weidong with suspicious eyes, scratched his head and asked, "Really?"

"Ok!"

At this time, it is also normal to catch a pregnant wild rabbit. Everyone knows that rabbits have strong reproductive capabilities. Female rabbits are biuterine animals and can give birth to one child in about a month. Moreover, regardless of season, every Every month can give birth.

"Okay then" Tieniu agreed and carefully put the female rabbit into the rag bag.

Then I went to look at another hole where the animal trap was placed. I took off the disguise and found that the animal trap was lying there quietly without a single hair on it. Seeing that the sky was getting dark, the two of them were carrying things around. Go back.

When we arrived at the entrance of the village, it was already dark, and some farmers had already lit their oil lamps.

"Er Donkey, come to my house for dinner," Tie Niu said as they arrived outside the gate of Zhou's courtyard.

"This..." Jia Weidong hesitated.

"It doesn't matter. Each of us will eat half a woofou, which is enough for you." Tieniu pulled Jia Weidong into the yard.

"Uncle Zhou, aunt, brother Zhou, brother Tuesday" Jia Weidong called out neatly when he saw that the whole Zhou family was there.

"Eh?" Aunt Zhou and the others all looked at Jia Weidong with strange eyes. Do you know how to call someone?

"Er Donkey, come sit down and eat," Aunt Zhou said to Jia Weidong. After saying that, she turned around and served Jia Weidong a bowl of stick porridge. There was a plate of pickles on the table, and seven or eight steamed buns in a big basin in the middle.

"Today we caught a female rabbit that was pregnant with cubs." While eating the iron cow, he happily reported today's results.

"Today we are..."