Father, I really don’t want to be the emperor

"this…"

Ergou shook his head and sighed: "This is really as difficult as climbing to the sky. Your Highness, I have an idea."

As someone who has traveled back in time, Ning Fan still respects everyone, even if he is just a little eunuch. He pricked up his ears and said, "Tell me about it!"

"This slave is also pretty and pretty. If he were dressed up like Miss Xiao, he would be somewhat similar. Although His Highness can't get Miss Xiao, he still has some sustenance."

Ergou looked at Ning Fan lovingly.

"Go away and play!"

Ning Fan kicked the two dogs upside down!

Sure enough, the eunuch's spirit was a little abnormal.

"Your Highness, there is nothing I can do about it. Tens of thousands of soldiers on the front line have to eat. The food is transported all the way to the north. The civilians eat more than the soldiers."

Ergou touched his buttocks and looked aggrieved.

"Yes, there is a record in the "Mengxi Bi Tan" of the Song Dynasty. A soldier fighting on the front line needs three civilians at the rear to provide food and grass. The soldiers fighting in the battle consume less food and grass than the civilian soldiers who transport the food. In this way , leading to a sharp increase in costs."

Ning Fan touched his chin, "One hundred shi of grain must be eaten by the civilians who transport it. There will inevitably be losses along the way. Maybe the officials will be greedy. It's a big deal if a hundred shi of grain is transported to the front line and only five shi left." . Transportation in ancient times was backward. It would be great if there were foods like compressed biscuits that could replenish energy and were easy to transport."

Thinking of this, Ning Fan was stunned on the spot.

He couldn't make compressed biscuits, and even if he could make them, they wouldn't be in line with the taste of ancient people.

Ning Fan thought of instant noodles.

"There's drama, there's drama!"

Ning Fan excitedly pressed Ergou's shoulders, "Ergou, great, now we have something to play!"

"Has His Highness decided to dress up the slave as Miss Xiao?"

Ergou said shyly.

Ning Fan didn't bother to pay attention to him and quickly ran to the kitchen.

Ning Fan has some cooking skills. After all, he has to carry out missions at every turn. Sometimes he runs out of military rations and has to collect ingredients in the wild to cook.

But Ning Fan had just walked to the kitchen and before he could show off his skills, the waiter in the kitchen knelt down with a plop: "Your Highness, please forgive me. We don't have much money in the house. The butler said that we can make some home-cooked food! I am definitely not a slacker. Please spare your life, Your Highness!”

"What's up with the home-cooked food? The home-cooked food is very good. I'm not angry. You can get up and help me."

Ning Fan ignored him after saying this and started making instant noodles.

At this time, chili peppers have not yet been introduced to Dajing, so Ning Fan is preparing to make braised beef flavor.

The first step is to prepare the vegetable packets.

Cut cabbage, carrots, corn and other common vegetables in Jingchao into dices and cook them. In ancient times, there were no baking machines. Fortunately, the weather has been nice these days, so you can just put them in the yard to dry.

Considering that fighting is a strenuous job that requires nutrition, Ning Fan also thoughtfully cooked and diced the chicken and dried it together.

Next is the powder bag. Pepper has always been a luxury product in ancient times. Ning Fan couldn't afford it, so he ground it into powder with salt, sugar, star anise, cinnamon leaves, etc., and the powder bag was ready.

You can’t live without soybean buns without noodles. Most modern instant noodles use butter. Cows were used as farming tools in ancient times, and slaughtering was prohibited in all dynasties. Even if the prince wanted to eat beef, it was not that easy.

Ning Fan pours in lard, and after melting, adds onions, garlic, diced meat and other condiments. After stir-frying evenly, pour it into the template and wait for it to solidify.

The last step is the noodles. At this time, the chef has made a ball of noodles according to Ning Fan's request. Ning Fan uses chopsticks to fix the noodles into a wavy shape. He steams them in the steamer first, and then puts them in the oil pan. This is instant noodles. The secret of being able to store it for a long time and making it elastic after soaking it in hot water.

This step was very difficult. Ning Fan lacked experience and it took him a full hour to weave the first piece of dough.

"Have you learned? Just do it."

After demonstrating it once, Ning Fan handed over this unskilled but tiring job to the palace maids and eunuchs.

The sky had darkened, and Ning Fan fell into a sweet sleep with his body full of exhaustion.

In his dream, he dreamed that he was wearing a dragon robe, ascending to the throne, and canonizing Xiao Lingxi as the empress of the world...

Early the next morning, before Ning Fan could sleep comfortably, he heard a smashing sound coming from the yard!

"Father, please spare my life, please forgive me!"

"It's true that the top beam is out of alignment and the bottom beam is crooked. Why is His Highness so ridiculous? It must be because of you bunch of slaves."

Ning Fan thought something was wrong and immediately walked out. He was shocked to see a eunuch in a bullfight uniform standing in the yard with a bunch of gangsters.

"You eunuch don't want to live anymore, do you dare to come to my house to cause trouble?!"

Seeing the mess in the yard, Ning Fan suddenly lost his composure.

No matter how unfavored he is, he is still a prince. When will it be the eunuch's turn to act wild on him?

"Your Highness, Sixth Prince, please calm down, servant Zhao Guang, the chief steward of the palace."

Zhao Guang's words were polite, but his eyes were a bit contemptuous, "The Emperor said that His Highness the Sixth Prince was smart and smart in the past, but became uneducated and unskilled when he grew up. He must have influenced the servants around him. He hereby sends our family to the mansion to drive them away. The original slave."

Ning Fan's face darkened, the fourth prince's revenge had finally come.

"Don't worry, Your Highness, our family has been in the palace for decades. We have no other skills, but we are good at judging people. We will arrange a new eunuch for Your Highness. I guarantee that he will be much more effective than the original one!"

As soon as Zhao Guang said these words, Ning Fan felt his scalp numb. If he agreed to this, he would be surrounded by the Fourth Prince's people. Wouldn't it be easy for him to kill himself?

"Father-in-law, please come back. I don't need to worry about it anymore."

Ning Fan said coldly.

"Your Highness, this is the Emperor's wish. Does His Highness want to go against it?"

Zhao Guang did not hide the contempt in his eyes at all, and his tone was full of yin and yang.

"Zhao Guang, you evildoer is so brave that you dare to talk to His Highness like this!"

Although Ergou was beaten with bruises and swollen face, he still stood up to protect his master.

"You slave has such a short memory!"

Zhao Guang stepped forward suddenly and swung his arms to give Ergou a big mouth!

Ergou was trembling all over, but his expression remained extremely determined.

The next moment, Ning Fan stepped forward and grabbed Zhao Guang's wrist.

"When will it be your turn to act wild?"

Zhao Guang felt as if his wrist was clamped by a vise and couldn't move. He frowned and said, "Your Highness, please don't embarrass me. I am also following His Majesty's orders..."

"Snapped!"

Zhao Guang had an emperor on his left and his majesty on his right, but Ning Fan didn't have the slightest scruple. He opened his bow from left to right and slapped Zhao Guang's cheeks swollen with several sharp slaps!

Those losers could only look at it with dissatisfaction. No matter how unfavored Ning Fan was, he would still be a prince!

"If you don't want your head anymore, you might as well try again next time."

Ning Fan picked up Zhao Guang like a chicken and threw him directly out the door.