The most powerful minister in the world

"Hey, you're not really going to leave me alone, are you?"

Hearing this, Li San hummed, shook the grilled fish in his hand and said with a smile: "If you want to eat, just crawl over here."

"That's too much! I, Tangtang Jing..." Jing Xi suddenly bit his tongue in the middle of speaking, almost spilling the words, "I, Feng Xi, will starve to death today, and I won't eat anything from you." thing!"

"Oh~~" Li San said lightly, almost making Jing Xi spit out a mouthful of old blood.

Speaking of which, Jingxi was not really hungry. He was trapped in the city for dozens of days and even a bowl of green leaf soup every day did not starve him to death, so there was no such thing as "really delicious" happening.

Li San ate three fish and a lot of wild fruits. When she saw that Jing Xi was silent, she became a little panicked. After struggling for a long time, she asked, "Hey, you're not going to die, are you?"

Ten breaths passed, but Jingxi still didn't respond at all. The night was getting dim, and Li San couldn't see Jingxi's condition clearly, so he got up to check.

After she tiptoed over to Jingxi, squatted down, and poked Jingxi's face with a wooden stick, he coughed twice and woke up.

"What are you doing? You just fell asleep."

"Would you like something to eat?" Li San asked tentatively.

Jing Xi pretended not to care and hummed: "Eat, just eat, you begged me."

He was about to reach out and take the grilled fish from Li San's hand, but he didn't expect Li San to pull away with a groan and tease Jing Xi with his tongue like a puppy.

"Little little little little bit~puppy puppy."

Jing Xi was so angry that he tried to stand up with his arms on the stone, but the injury was too severe. He accidentally fell heavily to the ground, aggravating the injury again. This time, he couldn't even move his right hand.

The violent dry cough caused him to spit blood all over the floor, which really frightened Li San. She ran over and patted Jing Xi's back gently.

"You must be too angry. I have been bullied by you for so many days, and I haven't done anything yet."

"I'm afraid of you. Let me help you over there. There's still a rabbit that's not eaten."

As he said this, Li San put Jingxi's arm around his neck and dragged him towards the bonfire using himself as a fulcrum.

His arms were completely out and hanging freely. He had absolutely no control over where they swung, so much so that they swayed to some place that he couldn't touch.

He feels whatever he feels now, but Li San doesn't!

As soon as he reached the edge of the bonfire, he was thrown to the ground by Li San.

"Ahem, I will die in your hands sooner or later. What kind of trouble is this?"

Li San's little face turned slightly red and he looked up and said, "You are still picky even though you are disabled. You really think of yourself as a young master. He just lies here obediently."

Half an hour later, Li San returned to Jing Xi and stretched out his hand to hold out the roasted rabbit.

Jingxi looked at her with disgust and said, "How can I eat like this? Eating dirt is pretty much the same. Help me up!"

Indeed, Jingxi had been lying face down on the ground, so that the left side of his face was still stained with weeds and dirt.

Li San reluctantly picked him up from behind and put him on the pile of wood like he was dragging a corpse.

She handed the rabbit over again, and Jingxi looked left and right with a helpless expression.

Li San's pupils opened slightly, biting his lip and said: "Stop your wishful thinking, I won't feed you."

Jingxi shrunk his chin, squinted slightly, and kept silent with his big eyes.

Please don’t forget this!

That's the face of Jing Xi. Liu Ningmei, the eldest daughter of the Liu family, the richest daughter in the world, once said that with his face, as long as he opens his mouth, women can't help but follow him.

Even in this desolate situation, it is no exception. From the stubborn Li San tearing up rabbit meat and feeding it to him, it is not difficult to see that no girl is not pregnant.

"Hiccup~ I'm full, I want to eat some fruit."

Li San finally couldn't bear it anymore and angrily threw the roasted rabbit skeleton on the ground: "Are you done yet?"

"It's not over!" Jing Xi suddenly replied, making Li San stunned, "You still need a reasonable explanation from me."

The cool evening breeze blew the weeds from above the mountain stream, causing ripples in the lake water.

"Explain what? Why should I explain to you?"

From this reply, it is difficult to guess what Li San really meant.

"Okay, then let me ask you, why have you always scorned me since I got involved with the people on this mountain? Let me ask you again, who did you unite with when you were up there, and who are you trying to arrest?"

Li San was trembling all over, and in the quiet night, he could clearly hear the sound of her gnashing her teeth.

"You don't know why you deserve to be beaten? Besides, I can arrest whoever I want, and you have no control over it!"

"Don't tell me?" Jingxi sneered, "Sooner or later you will regret it!"

"I don't like hearing your farts. Who can't even take care of themselves now?"

Li San's words hit the nail on the head. Jingxi was choked to the point of being speechless. He held back a sentence for a long time: "Pretending to be a man? I don't think you need to pretend. You are more of a man than a man."

While saying this, Jingxi glanced at her chest in a mean manner, especially the extremely loud tut-tsk sound, which made people itch with hatred.

Li San's chest kept rising and falling, and finally he breathed a long sigh of relief and held it back.

"I don't care about being disabled. You can do whatever you want. Whether I am a boy or a girl has nothing to do with you."

Watching her retreating figure, Jingxi shouted from behind: "Hey, where are you going? What if the wolf comes back again after you leave?"

"Hey~ That's really great. If you get eaten, I'll have to thank it properly."

"Hey, keep your fake beard to ward off evil spirits."

"*****"

Hearing these disgusting words, Jingxi twitched the corners of his mouth. The black lines on his head were not enough to show the shock in his heart.

He has never heard a girl say such words. He has seen many shrews scolding the street, but never to this extent.

This kind of newly compiled vocabulary is not only eye-catching with its novelty, not to mention the scolding person feels happy, even the scolded person feels a little comfortable.

Jingxi thought like this, and he had to say that our young master's thinking was indeed different from that of normal people. In reality, he had firmly memorized this sentence.

If anyone makes him unhappy in the future, he will say this in a rude manner.

He would never have imagined that such a temporary whim would actually cause a storm of swearing among the four countries, and almost trigger a major national war.

But this is all a story for later, let’s not talk about it for now. In short, our young master is very rare in new things, even this kind of unbearable curses, as long as there are new ideas, he is also happy to listen.