The most powerful minister in the world

The spring water on the embankment is dipped in weeping poplars, and the flowers in the water are fragrant. The little mandarin ducks love flowers and willows, and they follow each other one by one.

The curtain is half rolled up, revealing new makeup, and the spring shirt is willow green.

To say that people in romantic places are shrewd,

Several brothels on the edge of the West Lake, seeing that Jing Xi, the God of Wealth, was still not coming, actually took a different approach and organized a Hundred Flowers Conference, gathering the girls from seven or eight brothels in one place, and taking advantage of the West Lake cruise ship Hanging lanterns make it lively and lively, just like a festival.

I saw countless painted boats parked in the West Lake early in the morning, especially the one in the center, which was the most spectacular. It was more than 200 long and 80 wide. It had already been prepared with colorful lanterns and hung with flowers. It is said that it is the most beautiful boat in the south of the Yangtze River. Lou Miao Nu Pavilion's boat.

I wonder which flower house in Jiangnan doesn't have a show-stopping girl? But if you want to say who is the most beautiful in the world, there is no way to escape it, it's the four flowers in Jiangnan.

Among these four flowers, two actually made it into the beauty list. Today we will only talk about one of them, that is Zhao Yingying, who is known as the rose. She is not only proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting, but also has an extremely beautiful appearance. It is called "the best in color and art". She prides herself on her beauty and beauty, so she easily avoids seeing people.

She originally came from a wealthy family, but unfortunately her father offended local officials, causing the whole family to become homeless and abducted into a brothel.

The madam regarded her as a treasure and refused to give it to anyone easily. Therefore, she is still in perfect condition and a proper young lady. Her sisters all make fun of her as a "stone girl".

But today the madam made a bold statement, as long as the Mr. Yuhuang chosen by our girl Yingying is willing to spend money, he can have a spring night and galloping horses.

The young men who had not heard the news gathered together one after another. Many of them stole the small vault hidden by their fathers, just to spend their first night with the girl Yingying.

In the Hexiang Tower, there are all kinds of powdery smells, and all kinds of orioles and swallows are giggling on different tables. There are also some girls wearing tulle sitting on the lap of the guests, holding cold hands in their slender hands. The wine cup is feeding the guests to drink. This is the most normal scene in a brothel.

But something is different today. The madam was obviously not in her best mood when she was greeting the guests outside, her eyes always wandering to the wing on the second floor intentionally or unintentionally.

Jingxi was twirling his wine glass on the second floor, looking at the boats and boats on the West Lake. He couldn't stop laughing. Lian'er pouted and said, "Young Master, are you always happy now? You have to put on such a big show just for the Young Master alone." We really don’t know if the money in our pockets is enough for them to spend.”

"You silly girl, you pretend to be smart. What's the matter? Sister Lian's brain won't work well after she leaves the capital?"

Lian'er put down the wine glass angrily and said displeasedly: "Lian'er has never participated in this kind of thing, how could you know that the young master hates me!"

Gu Chengxiao smiled and said: "No wonder Miss Liang'er doesn't know that the water here is really deep, and they are all connected one after another. In short, these people will never let themselves lose money."

Lian'er pouted and said, "Sir, are you going?"

The wind blew in from the wooden window, blowing two strands of green silk on Jingxi's forehead. He was seen shaking the folding fan, and the jade pendant under the folding fan was bright. The noble man said: "Go, of course I have to go. The stage has been set up. Is there any reason not to go?"

Li Dongyang also interjected: "Now I save you a lot of trouble. I originally thought of going to the Talking Conference during the Qingming Festival to make a fuss, but now it's time to meet the occasion."

Ananda remained silent at the side, holding the sword and closing his eyes to rest. His state returned to the True Gang state. He had not cultivated the sword for countless years. In order to avoid trouble in the future, he had to pick up his old career.

"Stop talking nonsense. Not only are we going, but we are going to be different."

Li Dongyang became interested and said with a bad smile: "There are always surprises when following the Second Young Master. What are you going to do this time?"

Jingxi turned to look at Lan'er who tilted his head to look at him and asked with a smile: "Lian'er, do you want to watch the fireworks?"

"I don't want to!" Liang'er knew that his young master had bad intentions when he saw his expression, so he refused immediately.

Jingxi didn't let her go, and stretched out a hand to shake it, which naturally meant that if you don't cooperate, please be careful and serve her well. Lian'er grinned and whined non-stop, and finally snorted: "Lian'er wants to see! That’s it!”

Li Dongyang couldn't help laughing, and immediately received a death stare from Liang'er. He was so frightened that he slapped his face and begged for mercy. At this time, Ah Dao, who was silent, said, "I'm going to buy all the fireworks in the city." .”

Jing Xi hummed and said, "Look, this is a smart man. There is no need to be so exaggerated. As long as the biggest and best ones are found, find a carriage to transport them to the edge of the West Lake. Let's make a grand appearance tonight!"

"Slightly~ Young master uses words randomly, they are used to describe singing."

"Aren't we just opera singers?"

Hearing this, everyone burst into laughter, and Lian'er stomped her feet unconvinced.

"Okay, okay, Lian'er is not angry, the young master will tell you a joke, okay?"

When Lan'er heard this, she immediately laughed happily, put her hands on her chin and said, "Okay, okay, the jokes told by Master are the funniest. Master, tell me more, Lan'er wants to hear them~"

Jingxi cleared his throat and said, "It is said that a bride has been here for more than a year. She is already one month pregnant and it is extremely difficult to give birth. When the fetus is about to turn, her abdomen is so painful that she almost wants to die. She will not give birth until two or three days later. She thinks she is a man."

"The woman said to her husband, "I almost died for this piece of meat. Since there is such a son, the worship can be endless. I wish I would never sleep on the acacia bed from now on. If I get pregnant again and give birth, I will not be able to survive. If you miss the love between husband and wife, please live alone in different rooms to save the rest of your life. "Funuo Zhi followed the teachings of Lu and set up a separate room on the couch. It had been more than two months since the birth of the son, and one night was already late. The husband was boarded on the bed, and the candle was extinguished to lie down alone. He gradually fell into a dreamland, no longer there. He was thinking about it. Suddenly there was a loud knock on the door. The husband woke up and asked who it was. The woman said, "Me." "The husband asked who are you? The woman said again: "Me. "The husband asked who you are? The woman smiled through the window and said: "He who is not afraid of death is here, open the door quickly. "

Li Dongyang burst out laughing, and Ananda couldn't help but grin. Gu Chengxiao nodded in understanding and laughed a few times in agreement. Only Lan'er snorted twice and said: "Master, Lan'er doesn't want it." Listen to these shameless words, why don’t you try something else~"

Jingxi could only smile and said, "Listen to this one again."

A man went to the garden to chop bamboo with a knife. He felt anxious, so he put the knife on the ground and went out to the garden. Suddenly he raised his head and said, "I want bamboo for my family. There are a lot of good bamboos here, but I haven't brought a knife with me."

After finishing cutting, he saw the knife lying on the ground and said happily: "God will follow the wishes of people. I don't know who has lost this knife here." Fang chose the bamboo to chop, saw the excrement left and cursed: "Who the hell is this pus and blood? My feet are almost dirty." He arrived home in a moment. He wandered outside the door and said, "Who lives here?" When his wife saw him, she knew he had forgotten him and scolded him. The man said sadly: "My wife is quite kind-hearted and has never offended her. How can she start scolding her?"