Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

(Ahem, I wish everyone a Happy New Year in advance (???))

"Puzzle?"

To be honest, they were prepared to deal with all possibilities, but they did not expect that the genius of the Fire Chasing Moth, the ruthless man who invented the God Key, and Ying Jie who was as good as Mebius would be tested. Puzzle?

But this didn't make them much easier. After all, for a genius of this level, no one knew how difficult her puzzles were.

"Then, I'll give you a simple one first."

After some brief thought, Velvet put her hands on her hips and spoke.

"Something is fat and round. It is green when it is a child, but becomes red when it grows up. It likes to climb trees, and is often among the trees."

"........."

Raiden Meiyi suspected that she heard wrongly.

Is this an elementary school riddle?

"By the way, give me some fruit."

Finally, Velvet gave a hint.

Raiden Mei felt that her IQ was insulted for some reason. Isn't this just an apple? How simple. Do some of them look so retarded?

After exhaling, Raiden Meiyi did not answer in a hurry, but turned to look at the others.

I saw Xiaobai, her best friend Gratius, and a can, and the three little guys gathered together and whispered. They nodded and thought for a while, and finally seemed to have confirmed the answer. Xiaobai's eyes lit up and he thought Go up and answer the questions with the expectation of another person and one cat.

But as soon as he raised his feet, he was grabbed by Kosmo.

Xiaobai turned around strangely, only to see Kosmo shaking his head at her.

On the other side, Su also looked at Raiden Meiyi and shook his head in the same way.

Leiden Meiyi didn't know what Su Na meant, but she still spoke to Velvet.

"Sorry, can we go over there to discuss it?"

"Um... this question should be very simple, right?" Velvet obviously didn't expect that such a simple question would require special discussion?

"Well, so, is that okay?" Leiden Meiyi put one hand on her hip and looked very serious.

"Okay." Velvet nodded helplessly, but her eyes changed.

Leiden Meiyi felt that she was re-evaluating the IQs of her people.

I have to say that this Velvet really didn't prepare anything, otherwise she wouldn't have started with such a puzzle.

It can be seen that she has no intention of embarrassing anyone, and she even wants to fool them and then get off work.

Coming to the side, several people gathered around.

"Sister Yayi, Xiaobai knows the answer, it's apple!"

Xiaobai was the first to speak eagerly.

Graciu also nodded.

"Well, Xiaobai, very smart..."

"But what we want is not a simple victory." Su shook his head and looked at Leiden Meiyi.

"The questions are too easy, which is detrimental to us."

"We might be able to win, but it's not the result we want."

"Huh? Why?" Xiaobai didn't understand.

"Remember? The key to Ying Jie's recovery." Su crossed his arms and stretched out one hand to spread it gently.

"Impact." Leiden Meiyi subconsciously answered.

"By attacking in places where Ying Jie likes or specializes, it is possible for them to break through this restriction."

"so……"

"If we want to win, we can't win so easily. At least, we can't win according to her ideas." Su's voice was very calm, but he also told them the answer.

"What you mean is that we need to go against her. To win, we must not win so naturally. We must confront her and defeat her from outside her thoughts. We must win unexpectedly and win. Is that what you mean by being caught off guard?"

Su nodded.

But this time the situation at the scene became complicated.

The situation is such that what they want is not a simple victory, but a shock to Velvi through victory to help her recover.

So even if they know the answer, they can't say it directly. If they want to confront her, they just can't let Velvet's idea go smoothly.

Only in this way can it be possible to give this genius a sufficient impact.

"Simple." When everyone was at a loss what to do, Xiao Mo put his hands on his hips and raised his eyebrows with a smile.

"?" Everyone looked at him.

"To put it simply, isn't it just looking for trouble and being unreasonable, or using strong words to make excuses? This is simple, leave it to me."

"Is it possible?" Leiden Meiyi felt unreliable.

But Xiao Mo shook his head confidently.

"As long as you can ensure that I don't get beaten, the rest won't matter."

"Of course! You can't come up and beat me up yourself. After all, I'm an actor, so you can't take it seriously."

After leaving these strange words, Xiao Mo turned around and walked up to Weiwei, standing opposite her with only the table in between.

Everyone also followed him and watched curiously what he was going to do.

"How's it going? Do you have an answer?" Velvet put her hands on her hips and looked very relaxed.

But as soon as she finished speaking, Xiao Mo didn't even hesitate or even paused before he straightened his chest and spoke decisively.

"I know! It's potatoes!"

"Congratulations on your answer..."

"Eh?"

"…………"

"…………"

Both sides fell silent, and the scene became awkward.

"You..." Velvet probably didn't expect that someone would give the wrong answer. She was already ready to congratulate you for your correct answer and get off work, but...

"Potato?"

Vivi looked at Xiao Mo, seeing him with his hands on his hips and his head raised confidently, as if he was determined to win, Vivi was really speechless.

The corners of her mouth twitched, and she shook her head and spoke.

"Wrong, this is obviously not soil..."

"Why! Why not potatoes!?" Before Velvet could finish speaking, Xiao Mo was the first to speak with his hands on his hips in dissatisfaction.

"This is obviously a potato, why isn't it! You're lying!!"

"There is something wrong with this question! This is unfair! I want to complain!"

Everyone looked at Xiao Mo's righteous and awe-inspiring look, and their brains couldn't react for a moment.

Not to mention, although there is some gangster logic, it is not unreasonable.

If you say it’s not, then it’s not. Why?

But Weiwei was obviously not that easy to deal with. Ying Jie was Ying Jie. After a brief moment of confusion, she quickly realized what she was doing and put her hands on her hips and spoke.

"Have you ever seen potatoes growing on trees?" Velvi glared at Xiao Mo.

".........I've seen it." (decisive) (serious) (unquestionable)

"..." Xiao Mo's words silenced Weiwei.

How should she answer? If you ask someone if they have ever seen potatoes growing on a tree, they will say they have.

Don’t worry about whether I’ve seen it or not, I’ll just say I’ve seen it anyway.

If you are not convinced that this thing can't grow on trees, then tell me why it can't grow on trees? You can't allow people to have a genetic mutation or something?

Vivi had thought of all this, and because of this, she knew how she would be answered if she said this, so she held it in for a long time without saying a word.

Finally, I simply threw away this thought, then thought of another question and continued to answer the conversation.

"But! Potatoes are not fruits either."

"Why not! I eat potatoes as apples every day! What's wrong! What's wrong with you potatoes!? What's wrong with you when I eat potatoes!? Why can't they be fruits!? Are you insulting my knowledge? !?"

Just use Xiao Mo's combination of punches, shameless, unreasonable, distorting the facts first, and finally judging you from the moral high ground.

Wei Wei opened her mouth directly and fell silent.

In most movies and TV shows, there is often a scene where a very smart person uses his own professional terminology to criticize an ordinary person who feels ashamed and ends up running away or apologizing in shame.

But the prerequisite for this kind of thing to happen is that it needs to be on a platform where both parties are absolutely reasonable.

On the street or on the Internet, the possibility of this kind of thing is almost zero, because the smarter people are, they are often limited by their own wisdom.

No matter how much you know, no matter how strong your ability to criticize others, no matter how powerful your excuses are, and no matter how slippery your words are, what's the use if the other party doesn't listen or doesn't understand them at all?

All your nonsense here, all your reasonings and facts and theories are all confusing to my face, and all your theories are biased in your favor.

But the other party is unreasonable, shameless, refuses to listen, is self-centered, and uses his own insignificant cognition to subvert your cognition.

At that time, you will know that in a game that can only be spoken orally and has no rules, clever and smooth words and clear principles often have no solution against rogues.