Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

"Come on, let's see what I do?"

Xiao Tianqi looked at the people who were still stunned and spoke carelessly.

"Just now……"

"Oh, don't be surprised. This is called worldliness. What kind of people do you use and what kind of things do you use? What happened to the coupons? This thing is a big killer for the elderly."

Seeing several people still stunned, Xiao Tianqi covered her face.

"Okay, can you please stop showing that ignorant look with an underdeveloped cerebellum and lowering my rank by following me?"

As he spoke, Xiao Tianqi shook his head and pointed at his brain.

"After all, I have this."

Then he squinted at the girls in front of him.

"You guys? Tsk, tsk, that's enough."

Xiao Tianqi coughed when he saw several people's eyes changing from dull to fierce.

"Um, are you kidding? Don't be impatient. It's true."

A few minutes later, Xiao Tianqi, with a bruised nose and swollen face, led several people to the downstairs of the second unit.

"Now we know the unit and the house number, but then we're like, wow!!"

Kiana turned around, and before she finished her doubtful question, she saw a man wearing a monk's robe, stroking his beard, holding a small flag, and a solemn expression.

"Who are you!"

Kiana almost drew her gun. But the Taoist priest lifted his beard and said helplessly: "Me!"

It was Xiao Tianqi's voice.

"You, when did you change your clothes?"

Lei Dian Yayi looked at Xiao Tianqi in surprise.

"This speed is faster than me reloading the rabbit and changing cannons. It's simply incredible."

Bronya exclaimed.

Kiana even grabbed his fake beard: "What are you wearing this for? What's the use? Are you begging for food?"

Xiao Tianqi opened Kiana's hand.

"Don't move around and say you don't have this, why are you so short-sighted? You should learn more from me and see more new things."

"This is my authentic Taoist costume. From now on, please call me Great Immortal."

"So, do you want to set up a fortune-telling stall? Those from China are here, okay?"

Xiao Tianqi smiled confidently: "Don't worry, Bai...Student Bai Mo, it's the things you haven't seen before that make it fresh, and I can get more information."

He said lifting his robe.

"You idiots, please wait a moment. I'll be back soon!"

With that said, he strode upstairs.

Bai Mo and the others didn't know what to do, so they could only prick up their ears and eavesdrop.

After a while, there was a knock on the door, and then there was the sound of the door opening, and then there was Xiao Tianqi's loud voice.

"Infinite! Heaven——! Zun."

"Hello, donor, I came from the Tang Dynasty in the east, and I went to the west to eat, drink, and gamble. No, I wanted to get the true scripture."

"I passed by this place today and saw the dark clouds covering my head, which seemed to be a sign of big breasts. When I calculated the fate, I saw that your hall was dark, and there would be a bloody disaster in the near future, so the poor monk came here specially to resolve the disaster for you. "

After saying this, Bai Mo almost couldn't help but rush forward. Is this mixing of Taoism and Buddhism really serious? Aren't you afraid that the Buddha will slap you to death?

Soon, Xiaomeng's voice came from above, seeming a little panicked.

"Then, then I..."

"Hey, don't panic. I have a cross here. As long as you carry it close to you, it will keep you safe for the rest of your life."

"Really!" This was Xiaomeng's surprised voice.

"Of course, I won't give it to others if they offer one hundred thousand. Today you have a fate with me as a Buddha. Nine or ninety-eight, I will give it to you! How about it!"

Good guy, first he makes nonsense about Buddhism and Taoism that Xiaomeng doesn’t understand, and then sells the cross for money, which he knows better. This trick will make you understand.

"Nine-nine-eight, it seems familiar."

"Hey! It's normal to be familiar with it. After all, my Taoism is spread all over the world. It's not surprising that you have heard of such good deeds. So, pay for it."

"But, I have no money." Xiaomeng sounded a little disappointed.

"Ah, that's such a pity, I don't want to survive the poverty! Goodbye!"

Saying this, this guy is leaving! When Bai Mo heard this, he knocked on the handrail of the corridor.

The sound passed through the corridor, and then it became quiet above.

After a while, Xiaomeng said weakly: "What... thing?"

"Ah, maybe it's a mouse, don't worry about it."

"Just now, Pindao thought about it for a moment and realized that you were the donor sincerely. So what do you think of Sixty-Four-Eight?"

There was no movement for a moment, but Xiaomeng probably shook his head again.

"Okay, in that case, I'll give you a fortune teller, poor monk. This is free of charge."

"But if you are really embarrassed and insist on giving it, I won't refuse."

Bai Mo was so angry that she couldn't breathe smoothly, and the handrail of the stairs was squeezed out of shape by her.

"Ah? Not even one point. That's okay. Here you go."

As this sound fell, there was no sound from above for a long time.

After waiting for a while, just when Bai Mo and the others were thinking about whether something had happened and were about to go up, Xiaomeng's voice sounded again.

"Master, you have been holding my hand for a long time..."

"Don't move! It's so soft, no! It's really long. Your lifeline is almost as long as the Maria Trench."

"It's terrible, it's terrible, the problem is huge. The long lifeline proves that you have a long life, but the fact that you have a blackened face proves that you will have a disaster in the near future."

"Then, what should I do..."

"Don't panic!"

Xiao Tianqi shouted loudly.

"I think there's a demon at work!! Come on! Let me go find out! Come on, let's go into the house."

"No, no, no! No, I can't let strangers into the house."

"Oh, how can he be a stranger? I am a Taoist heavenly master, and I am your master!"

Xiao Tianqi still wanted to persist, but failed.

When he came down from above, Bai Mo and the other four looked at her.

"how's it going?"

Xiao Tianqi closed her eyes and took a deep breath.

"My hands are so soft."

Boom! One kick! Kiana kicked Xiao Tianqi directly onto the wall.

"No, hey! Don't be so grumpy! Do you blame me? That girl won't let me in. I can't see anything."

"But there must be something wrong, otherwise why wouldn't she let me in?"

"If I were Xiaomeng! I wouldn't let you in the house!"

Kiana pretended to fight, Xiao Tianqi hurriedly avoided, and then said: "Then what do you think we should do now?"

"It seems like this is the only way."

Bronya stretched out her hand, and there was a small round thing in her hand. It looked like it was a camera, and it was moving.

"Although this is not good, this is the only way to control the little rabbit to go in and check."

Xiao Tianqi took the camera, looked at it in his hand, and then smiled disdainfully.

With a few flips of his fingers, he dismantled the camera.

"Rubbish."

He threw it away and fell to the ground. Bronya opened her eyes a little wider and looked at the parts lying on the ground. She was shocked at first that the thing she made was dismantled like this with bare hands.

Then there is anger.

Lifting the cannon to Xiao Tianqi's head, Bronya was about to fire without saying a word.

Seeing this, Xiao Tianqi hurriedly begged for mercy.

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop!"

"I think if you go in, if there is a problem, it will be easy to find out. At that time, it will not be good to alert the snake."

"Then what do you think we should do?" Bronya didn't lower her cannon. It was obvious that as long as Xiao Tianqi couldn't say anything, she would execute him on the spot.

"Little girls like cute things. We can make a doll for her and put a probe on it."

Several people paused for a moment, and finally Fu Hua shook his head: "No, first of all, there is no guarantee that it will not be discovered. Moreover, there are too many unstable factors for the uncontrollable probe. If the Xiaomeng is placed in the wrong position or is covered, it will All previous efforts have been wasted.”

Xiao Tianqi chuckled: "So, we need a doll that will not detect problems and can be controlled freely."

After speaking, he looked at Bai Mo.

Bai Mo was stunned for a moment, as if he understood something, he turned to look to the side.

Others couldn't see it, but Bai Mo could see it. Xilin was sitting elegantly on her short gun, stretching leisurely to watch the show.

Feeling Bai Mo's gaze, Xilin's eyes relaxed and playful for a moment,

"Huh? Why are you looking at me like that?"