Honkai Impact: Capturing the Little Herrschers starting with Sirin

Whoosh! Snapped!

"Ah!" Bai Mo, who was talking about the old man with Kiana and Mei Bronya, screamed. The pipe and pot flew over quickly and accurately, pulling the white thread, and hit Bai Mo directly on the head.

Under the influence of the force, Bai Mo fell to the ground, but the pipe and pot rotated, bounced a few times, drew an arc and flew back, landing in the old man's hand.

"It hurts! It hurts!" Bai Mo covered his head and stood up.

"Sister Bai, are you okay?" Yayi hurriedly stepped forward to support Bai Mo. Bai Mo was used to it, so he smiled and said, "It's okay, I'm used to it."

"It's too much. I'll go find him to argue."

Kiana was about to walk towards the back room, but Bai Mo hurriedly held her wrist.

"No, Kiana, don't mess around."

He pressed the unhappy Kiana on a stool in the yard to ensure that she would not mess around and then spoke to others.

"You guys should take a rest first. I'll go find the old man. He may have something to tell me."

Taking steps forward, Bai Mo quickly came to the door, took a deep breath, then opened the door and walked in.

Outside, Kiana and the three looked at each other, and in the end, it was Mei who suggested it.

"How about we go eavesdrop?"

Kiana and Bronya had already had this intention, and now that Mei Yi said it, she immediately got their approval.

So, tiptoeing, they came to the door of the house, lay on the door, and pricked up their ears.

Inside the house, the old man was sitting on the imperial chair, and Bai Mo was standing opposite.

"Old man, I'm coming back this time..."

"I know, it's just to see if I die, old man."

Bai Mo was choked for a moment, but soon recovered his smile and nodded helplessly.

It's not that Bai Mo doesn't want to explain, but the old man's words are not meant to antagonize Bai Mo. The meaning of this sentence is probably the same as coming back to visit the old man after not returning for a long time.

It's just that there's something wrong with the old man's expression. This is the strange thing about the old man. He knows a lot of things, but there are also a lot of things he cannot understand. Also, there are deviations in the understanding of many things.

Not only in character, but also in behavior.

The old man knows Honkai, Honkaimon, Herrscher, and even the Sea of ​​Quantum and the Tree of Imaginary Numbers. But he couldn't understand the meaning of sleeping and eating, taking medicine when sick, taking care of sick people, comforting people when they were in a bad mood, and what kind of tone was angry and what kind of tone was happy.

This is like a person who is extremely smart, knows everything in the world, and can even calculate the number of digits after the decimal point.

But I can't understand what these things represent. He knows that one plus one equals two, but he does not know that one plus one equals two means that one plus one makes you two.

Are you confused? But this is the fact. There are many things that the old man cannot understand. For example, some people can be happy just by eating when they are sad. He cannot understand why, but since then, every time Bai Mo is worried or unhappy, He would find a lot of things to stuff into Bai Mo's mouth.

When he found that Bai Mo did not become happy because of this, but that he was inducing vomiting because he had eaten too much, he would also look confused.

Of course, there are many things like this, when you see the child next door crying and become quiet after being slapped a few times by your parents.

The old man didn't say anything and beat Bai Mo when he got home. This is the strange thing about the old man. There are too many things that he cannot understand.

He couldn't understand why Bai Mo wasn't happy after eating, and he couldn't understand why Bai Mo felt even sadder after beating him for more than ten minutes.

It can be said that although the old man gave Bai Mo a chance to live, it was a miracle for Bai Mo to survive such a childhood.

Of course, that was the old man he had just met at the beginning. As time went by, Bai Mo gradually grew up, and the old man also learned like a child, learning what to say and what to do in any situation.

However, the stubbornness has not changed.

Knowing that he had to feed the child, the old man followed suit. But the problem was that Bai Mo was already eight years old at that time, but the old man still held her on his lap and fed him.

Not only that, but I don’t know where I learned it. I accidentally poked the child’s eye with the spoon, and then, every time the old man fed me, he would poke Bai Mo’s left eye.

Even though Bai Mo kept reminding him, the old man still made mistakes often. In such a life, Bai Mo felt the old man's clumsy, weird, yet very true love.

This is the original old man. Except for smoking Thief Six, everything else is weird.

It wasn't until Xiao Tianqi's arrival that Bai Mo was finally saved. I don’t know how Xiao Tianqi did it. She helped the old man get a mobile phone and taught him to read novels.

The old man read those online novels over and over again, and he didn’t know whether he understood them or not, but he learned the temperament of the old man in them very quickly.

But it's not without its benefits. At least, the old man won't be so weird now. However, his behavior and expressions are still sometimes confusing, but it's already very good.

Feeling helpless, Bai Mo was about to continue speaking when he saw the old man taking out a glass of water and handing it to him.

"Drinked."

"Ah?" Bai Mo was stunned, feeling a little strange.

"Drink." He reminded me again, with an unbreakable momentum.

As soon as he raised his head, Bai Mo didn't hesitate and drank directly.

"I put a bag of salt in it." The old man said in a deep voice after Bai Mo finished drinking.

Bai Mo's pupils shrank slightly, and he finally understood why the old man seemed a little unhappy with him after he came back. It seemed that he had already known about his loss of taste.

"I……"

"You don't need to explain, it's your choice, I won't stop you." After saying that, the old man sat there and stopped talking.

Listening to the conversation outside, Kiana and the others felt a little strange. Because after the initial eerie silence, although the scene was a bit strange, chatter began and the atmosphere gradually recovered.

However, what makes Kiana and the others strange is that the old man's answers are very strange every time. How to put it, the meaning is expressed, but most people don't express it that way.

It doesn't sound like much at first, but if you think about it carefully, it seems that no one usually expresses their meaning in this way. It seems that it is only expressed in this way in novels.

It's that kind of feeling. It doesn't matter when you look at it, but once it appears in reality and is completely copied, it will feel very strange.

"Although it's a bit rude to say this, Bronya feels that the old man knows a lot of things, but he doesn't seem to know how to be a person."

This sentence was a bit rude, but it made Mei Yi next to her nod and speak.

"It's like I deliberately learned how to be a good person, but the content I learned seems to be wrong."

"Ah? So, should we go in?" Kiana felt very interesting. Now she felt more and more like having a conversation with this old man.

But before they could make any movement, Bai Mo's voice inside suddenly became louder.

"what!"

The three of them shrunk their necks and looked up hurriedly, and saw Bai Mo standing up and looking at their old man in disbelief.

"Old man, what did you just say...?"

"Blind date, are you ready?"

Bai Mo froze on the spot, and the smile on his face froze. Looking at the old man smoking in front of him, he took several deep breaths.

"dad."

"Ok?"

"No, old man." Bai Mo quickly changed his words.

"Old man, stop joking."

Bai Mo finally understood why he always felt like something was missing, right! I have a blind date at the end of the year! And the other side is probably a girl.

"No kidding, just prepare yourself and you can go the day after tomorrow."

"But I..." Bai Mo still wanted to struggle, but the old man lifted up his pipe and pot and hit him on the head.

"This time, you can't refuse, at least you can't actively refuse the other party. I know everything."

After saying that, the old man stood up little by little with his hands behind his back, and then walked to the door of the room.