A certain scientific Saten Ruiko

After visiting Kuroko, it was already dusk when Saten Ruiko and others came out of the hospital and sent Uiharu back to the dormitory. Although Saten Ruiko wanted to stay, unfortunately she was ruthlessly rejected by Uiharu. In desperation, It was a pity to return to Tokiwadai with Misaka Mikoto. Although one of their dormitories was outside and the other was inside, even so, the external dormitories in Tokiwadai were very close to the school garden.

The two of them were not in a hurry to go back to the dormitory. Anyway, it was the eve of the Daihasei Festival. Most students would choose to live in hotels outside with their parents, so there was no difference at all between Tokiwadai's access control and not during this period. .

"Hmm~sigh~"

Standing by the river and stretching beautifully, Saten Ruiko looked at the sunset in the distance, turned around and smiled with some emotion: "From Shirai's tone, it seems that he is very disappointed about being suspended. ....But speaking of which, after all, abilities can be used in competitions, so it’s normal for Shirai’s abilities to be banned.”

"Yeah, but Kuroko's suspension is also beneficial." Misaka Mikoto smiled and nodded. She could be said to be relieved from the bottom of her heart about Kuroko's suspension.

"Well, it's really good."

Saten Ruiko looked at the spiky-headed figure on the other side of the river, and waved slightly to him. Although the river was quite wide, for them with normal vision, the people on the other side of the river could still see clearly. , even if you can't see the facial features clearly, you can tell who it is just by looking at the figure.

"Oh, it's that guy. You can tell by his movements that something fell into the river." Misaka Mikoto obviously noticed Saten Ruiko's little movements, and followed Saten Ruiko's gaze. I saw the prickly head kneeling on the other side of the river.

"How about we guess what he dropped? I guess it's vegetables and eggs on sale in the supermarket."

"Hey, you've taken up all the possibilities right now." Misaka Mikoto first complained about Saten Ruiko's cunningness, then thought about it and said with an unkind smile: "Then I'll guess his cell phone. He and his wallet fell into the river, and the wallet still contained his food expenses for the week."

"Haha, Misaka, you took the bamboo shoot~"

Upon hearing this, Saten Ruiko smiled unkindly and pointed at the other party. Unexpectedly, Misaka Mikoto turned out to be worse than her.

"Ahem, let's go over and ask him, and he seems to have noticed us. He is greeting us." Misaka Mikoto's face turned red with embarrassment, but she soon noticed the man on the other side of the river. The hedgehog was waving his hand like an idiot, as if to say hello to them.

"Okay, just to test which one of us guessed correctly." Saten Ruiko nodded, stretched out his hand to hold Misaka Mikoto in his arms, and flew over with his power.

"Hey little sister Yuanqi, yo bilibili, long time no see."

"Hey Kamijou-senpai, you are really rude, otherwise I would just follow Shirai's example and call you ape or mojo." Saten Ruiko didn't care at all that the other party was giving her a nickname again, and He smiled and made an equal joke with the other party.

"What kind of title is that? You should call me Kamijou..." Kamijou Touma thought about this young girl suddenly calling herself "Anthropoid" or "Majo" loudly on the street. If there were any classmates in his class, then he Wouldn't he die on the spot? So I just gave up.

"Hey, what were you doing lying here just now?" Misaka Mikoto was about to have a fit when she heard Saten Ruiko's counterattack against this guy. She couldn't help but cover her mouth in laughter, but she quickly returned to normal and asked The reason why the two came to find this guy was revealed.

"......this..."

Kamijou Touma glanced away stiffly.

"Just tell me, Misaka and I won't laugh at you." Saten Ruiko patted Kamijou Touma on the shoulder with a serious look.

"real?"

"Yeah, Misaka and I have received professional training and will never laugh."

Kamijou Touma stared at the two serious-faced people for a long time, and finally said in a frustrated voice: "Oh~ things have to start from the morning... After a series of daily routines that we are accustomed to, , the extra money Mr. Kamijou finally earned from his part-time job was blown into the river by a gust of wind..."

Kamijou Touma's tone was relatively normal at first, and the two of them had long been immune to his unlucky ways, so they didn't laugh. However, the more they heard the latter, the more they couldn't help it. In addition, the other party's words It's even more funny when the face looks bad.

"Pfft~Hahahaha!!!"

"Hey! Didn't you say you don't laugh?!" Kamijou Touma yelled sadly and angrily.

"Although...even though I say that...but we really can't help it, hahaha..." Saten Ruiko covered her stomach with one hand and put her other hand on Misaka Mikoto's shoulder and laughed mercilessly, Sure enough, there is nothing more interesting than hearing how the leader gets unlucky in a variety of ways. It is simply unlucky in a variety of ways.

"Haha, actually you are lucky to be like this." Misaka Mikoto exhaled after she almost laughed, and spoke to comfort the other person.

"Huh? What kind of luck is this? If you want it, Mr. Kamijou is willing to give it all to you." Kamijou Touma was speechless. What kind of luck is this? Did this discharge girl have the wrong muscles? If she thinks this is a kind of luck, then Kamijou Touma is willing to give all this luck to her, or for free. Of course, if he can give it...

"Think about it, ordinary people like us are only unlucky a few times, but you guys act out all kinds of unlucky ways that are impossible to happen every day. Isn't this a kind of luck? "

"Yes, Misaka is right. This is indeed a kind of luck. Moreover, Kamijou-senpai, there are always various beautiful girls around you. This is undoubtedly a kind of luck~"

The two of them spoke matter-of-factly. Kamijou Touma leaned back in shock, "It's... it's terrible. You two can actually say this while standing..." If you say things that don’t hurt your back, if Mr. Kamijou hadn’t been the victim, Mr. Kamijou would have believed your nonsense.”

"Don't worry about these details. By the way, what's the denomination of the money you dropped?" Saten Ruiko waved her hand indifferently, a little curious about how much money Kamijou Touma earned from his part-time job.

"Well, apart from the plate that Mr. Kamijou accidentally broke, Mr. Kamijou still has 2000 yuan left this week."

"Hey~~ As expected of you, but the boss of that place is quite nice and didn't just drive you away." Feeling sorry for Kamijou Touma, Saten Ruiko admired the boss in her heart. The boss who worked for Kamijou Touma broke so many things. Although it was deducted from his salary, an ordinary person would have kicked Kamijou Touma out.

"Yes, he is indeed a very good person." Kamijou Touma nodded in agreement. Although he was still kicked out, at least he was allowed to work for a week and his salary was paid to him. , but it is a pity that before his salary was warmed up, he was taken away to nature by a gust of wind...

Kamijou Touma felt like crying when he thought of this. There was also a big eater and a cat to feed at home. If he went back empty-handed, he would definitely be bitten with broken lines on his face.

"Forget it, since you made us laugh so happily, Kamijou-senpai, these two thousand yuan will be regarded as your performance fee." Saten Ruiko said and took out a two thousand yuan note from his pocket. The banknotes were handed to the other party.

"I only have a pocket money of five thousand yuan left. The rest are in large denominations and I guess you won't want them. Just treat this as a performance fee." Misaka Mikoto generously took it from her pocket. Take out a five thousand dollar bill.

"Are you sympathizing with Mr. Kamijou?"

"Have it?"

Seeing that the other party was guilty of male chauvinism, Saten Ruiko immediately turned her head to look at Misaka Mikoto in confusion.

"No, isn't it a natural thing to pay for performances?" Misaka Mikoto also blinked blankly.

"Look, we don't sympathize with you, we just think the stories you tell are very interesting. Take the performance fee I gave you." Saten Ruiko didn't wait for the other party to say anything else, and directly stuffed the money into it. into the opponent's hands.

"..." Kamijou Touma looked at the money in his hand and was silent for a while, then raised his head and looked at the two of them with a firm face, "Actually... I have many more stories, you have to listen. ?"

"Ah, next time, next time, we have to go back quickly."

"Yes, yes, the gate time is coming. If you are caught by the dormitory master, you will die."

The two of them immediately turned around and walked away mercilessly, waving their hands, leaving Kamijou Touma alone standing messy in the wind.