After being homeless, he was picked up by God and brought home to be his husband.

The way this illusion came in was really rough.

To be precise, they were both thrown in.

Lan Yu only had time to pull Chu Yitang into his arms to protect him at the last second of falling to the ground, and then he hit the ground firmly and used it as a human cushion.

The blow was no less severe than Chu Yitang's kick at noon today.

Stars began to fly in front of Lan Yu's eyes again. He put his hand around the back of Chu Yitang's head and rubbed it twice.

The touch was not as soft as he usually felt, it was a bit irritating, and it was engraved with complicated patterns and had a metallic texture.

Chu Yitang had Lan Yu on his back, so it wouldn't feel too big if he fell, but he was afraid of crushing Lan Yu, so he took a breath and turned over.

He grabbed Lan Yu's belt and tried to pull him up from the ground, but the surrounding environment made him stunned. Chu Yitang sat on the corner of Lan Yu's robe, looking around with complicated thoughts.

They were in a deserted grove. The yellow sand blocked out the sun, the trees were burnt black, and the bushes were low and rustling when the wind blew.

Skeletons can be seen scattered everywhere along the road. It is impossible to distinguish between human and animal bones, and they are all piled up in one place.

There was a blackened skull at the top, smiling eerily at Chu Yitang.

After Chu Yitang finished observing the terrain, he was about to ask Lan Yu what was so fun about this inhospitable place.

But Lanyu was lying straight on the ground, his chest rising and falling violently, his eyes glowing with a strange blush, and he was staring at him without wanting to speak.

What catches your eyes? Your brain fell off and broke, right?

Chu Yitang followed Lan Yu's gaze and looked down at himself doubtfully.

He was originally wearing a cloud-white coat today, but now his coat has disappeared, replaced by a bright water-red peony embroidered skirt!

Wearing a sachet on his waist and a bright yellow gauze shawl on his arm, Chu Yitang was shocked and touched his head again. Sure enough, his hair was tied into an exquisite bun, with pearls all over his head, and his steps were swaying. Ding dong sound.

Lan Yu was stunned. He had always known that Chu Yitang was good-looking, but now with rouge on his lips and eyebrows drawn, he looked like a hibiscus emerging from water, shining like spring flowers, adding to his charm.

Chu Yitang was extremely angry. He was dragged to this hellish place. His clothes were missing and he was dressed in a nondescript manner. Lan Yu still had the guts to look at him!

He grabbed the shawl and threw it at Lan Yu's face, angrily saying, "What are you looking at! Why don't you get me out quickly!"

Lan Yu's face was brushed with the silk cloth, and the fragrance hit his nostrils. Lan Yu seemed to be infatuated. He looked at Chu Yitang dimly through the silk cloth, and couldn't bear to close his eyes for a moment.

Chu Yitang pounced on him, pinched his neck and shook him. His behavior was completely contrary to his beautiful dress:

"Get the hell out of here! Lan Yu, do you believe it or not? I will let you die here right now!!!"

Lan Yu was choked to death by him. He stuck out his tongue to keep breathing, and his words were unclear: "I, I don't know how to get out, Ah Tang. I can't get out myself..."

Chu Yitang pinched Lan Yu until he was almost dead before letting go. He punched Lan Yu in the stomach again and glared at him fiercely:

"Lanyu, I ask you to find a way to get me out of here immediately, otherwise I will make you pack up and leave when I get back!!!"

It's not like he hasn't tried before, but he can't use any magic in this damn place.

I don’t know where Lan Yu found all these messy things. He will definitely burn them later!

Lan Yu and Chu Yitang had completely different ideas. He didn't care about anything else at all. All he could think about was Chu Yitang's current appearance, angry and angry.

So cute.

"A'Tang, we're here, why don't we go ahead and take a look? We won't be able to find a way out if we stay here, don't you think so?"

Chu Yitang is still angry: "Where am I going now without a human being or a ghost? Should I go out and let others see my joke?!"

Lan Yu got up quickly, but he hadn't changed. He was still wearing the same clothes as when he came in: "Ah Tang, actually, he is very beautiful. No one will see Ah Tang's jokes, I promise!"

This is telling the truth, Chu Yitang is really beautiful, it would be more suitable if he were shorter.

Chu Yitang kicked him, grabbed the shawl that was in the way, and walked forward on his own.

But the hem of his skirt was too long and was dragging on the rough ground, so Lan Yu knelt down and picked up the hem of his skirt.

Chu Yitang thought he had done something wrong again, and glared back: "You can't leave, you're such a grinder!"

Lan Yu hugged his skirt, with dust on her cheeks. When he yelled at her, she pointed at the corner of her skirt and stopped pitifully: "If your skirt falls on the ground, it will get dirty."

"........."

Chu Yitang walked over and wiped Lan Yu's face with his sleeve angrily: "After picking it up, hurry up and leave. How will you hurry up when it gets dark?"

Lan Yu hugged his clothes, with a bunch of stupid hair standing on his forehead, and followed Chu Yitang obediently.

Not far ahead, I saw a towering abandoned city wall. There was a plaque on the wall with the words Yangshuiguan engraved on it.

This should be an abandoned pass.

Chu Yitang wore a pair of embroidered cloud-toe shoes, which were difficult to walk and made the soles of his feet sore.

After finding a place to stay under the city wall, Lan Yu asked Chu Yitang to sit and rest. He bent down, put the left one on his knees, took off his shoes and rubbed his ankles.

Lan Yu's palms were warm, with moderate strength, and he squeezed gently. Chu Yitang leaned back and closed his eyes comfortably.

A slow-moving old woman with gray hair on her temples walked out of the pass, leaning on a crutch, and tremblingly walked out of the city gate.

Chu Yitang saw it and pushed Lanyu and asked him to go over and ask for directions.

Lan Yu put on Chu Yitang's shoes, and then politely asked the old lady for directions. Lan Yu smiled gently:

"Grandma, may I ask which city is the closest to here? We are new here and don't know the way. Could you please give me directions? Thank you for your help."

"Are you here to avoid disaster too?"

The old woman was very old and her teeth were almost gone. She said slowly: "More and more people have come to escape disasters recently. It will not be safe here soon. You should go forward."

She pointed to Yangshuiguan behind her: "It's getting dark soon. Let's go in for the night. It won't be too late to start our journey tomorrow."

Lan Yu was confused. What does it mean to avoid disaster? Could it be that the scenes we saw along the way were caused by disasters?

The old lady used her crutches again and pointed at Chu Yitang's area:

"The world is not peaceful now, so junior officials should take good care of their wives. It is not good for such a wonderful person to be exposed in public. There are many bad people on the road."

Lady? ? ?

Chu Yitang's eyes widened. He pulled his shoes and rushed over: "What's wrong with a woman? I'm not a woman at all!"

Lan Yu quickly stopped him so as not to frighten the old woman. Although it was inappropriate, the title made him feel very happy. Lan Yu held Chu Yi Tang's forearm and smiled with a low eyebrow:

"Okay, the old lady said that the world is not peaceful, so she doesn't dare to wander around anymore. You must remember to stay close to your husband, madam."