After being homeless, he was picked up by God and brought home to be his husband.

one,

My name is Chu Yitang. The reason is that there is a large forest of crabapples in my mother's hometown. She loves it very much, so I named it like this.

However, this surname was changed later and became my mother's surname. The old man also said that the change was good and he agreed with my move.

Speaking of which, I don’t remember much about my birthday anymore. Perhaps too much time has passed. Forty or fifty thousand years have passed, and it is normal for me to have a vague memory of such a trivial matter as my birthday.

I can be said to have had a bad fate. The first half of my life was too bad. Fortunately, I had the overall situation under control and I retired with success. First of all, I really couldn't stand the fact that outsiders would kneel down whenever they saw me. It's a blockbuster movie, and it's too awkward to call someone "God Lord" at the same time. It's not much better than the word "Jun Shang".

Secondly, they insist on forcing me to be some kind of heavenly king. Although it is true that I conquered these three realms by myself, in my opinion, the title of the Lord of the Three Realms is not as good as that of the owner of a food stall on the street. Zi Zi, taking care of this and that every day, has no leisure time.

Besides, now that the Three Realms are at peace, the information presented has evolved from an urgent military report to one of the house masters whose mother-in-law and daughter-in-law quarreled again, or the wife of Mr. So-and-so ran away with someone again and was crying and making trouble. It was so boring to hang myself and such trivial things.

I don't want to take the job, so I just grabbed a subordinate who was pretty quick at work and pushed him to take up the post. Of course I didn't ask him if he was willing or not. It's already a great honor to stay here and continue to serve for me to guard the three realms. He still dares to have opinions?

Seeing that everything is stable, I am also thinking about where to go for a few days. In a daze, I recall that I passed a mountain top during the battle earlier. The scenery is beautiful and the peaks are magnificent. I don’t know who left behind it. The small courtyard built by the master when he lived in seclusion was a little dilapidated, but it was not insignificant. It only had a bed and a kitchen.

Once I made the decision, I moved directly to my new home with a few pieces of luggage.

It wasn't until I moved in and the barrier was set up that I remembered a very fatal problem.

I am not good at cooking.

It can even be said that he knows nothing, except how to add firewood to the fire, and he can't do anything else.

…………

Very good, it can also be said that he died before he left the army.

I sat in the yard angrily all afternoon, looking at the large green bamboo forest outside the yard, and even had the idea of ​​digging up a few bamboo shoots to gnaw on them.

...that’s all!

After all, I am a blessing to the gods in heaven. Although no one sees such a price drop, I can't do it.

So shameful.

So I can only stay with my bed all day long, sleep when I have nothing to do, and I won't be hungry when I fall asleep.

Although I like peace and quiet, when I was in the army, I had a headache every day due to noise, but after being alone for a long time, I occasionally feel a little lonely.

After all, the mountains are too quiet, and there are only a few birds chirping every day. There were originally a few wild boars, rabbits, deer, pheasants, etc. I went to the mountains every day to talk to them, but the lifespan of the animals was not long, and they were all killed by me. Suffering to death.

Ugh.

I also learned to talk to the birds on the branches. After a few years, a few birds got away, but fortunately the results were good. Later I was able to communicate with them briefly. At least some of them were understandable. It can be considered a small achievement in bird singing.

Then I started to play the piano again in the yard, and I didn’t play for many days. One day, the strings suddenly broke, which shocked me.

Come on, I don’t even have to play the piano anymore.

I have no choice but to go back to my old business and continue to sleep.

Until one day, a guest came to the house.

To be precise, they are not guests, because Guyu Mountain is not open to the public. This is my mountain, and most people still have to put in some effort to get in.

The Japanese gentleman was taking a bath in the cold spring. He was too tired to go back, so he rested in the pool for a night. Unexpectedly, when he went back the next day, he found that the small wooden door that was originally ajar had been opened for some reason. The door is open, and there are only four words welcome written on it.

I am confused, is there a burglar in my house?

But what's there to steal from these small shabby thatched houses?

While I was thinking at the door, a flash of inspiration suddenly occurred in my mind, and I recalled the shameful behavior of several reckless female spirits who sneaked into my bedroom with the intention of stealing my personal clothes during the war in the early years.

Tolerable or unbearable!

Angry in my heart, I went straight into the bedroom, vowing to kill this shameless person with the sword! !

As soon as I entered the bedroom, I saw a person lying on the bed, face up to the sky, with the quilt covering his head, sleeping unconsciously.

It's so arrogant! ! !

You simply don’t take me seriously! ! !

I am so angry! ! ! !

I took a deep breath and wanted to draw my sword right away, but it was not a good idea to kill someone in the bedroom. Blood would be splattered three feet away, and my house would be stained later. It was not cost-effective.

So I suppressed my anger and lit a string of flames on the man with a snap of my fingers, intending to burn him until he was crispy on the outside and tender on the inside.

Who would have thought that this person would react so violently in his sleep? He was so frightened that he fell off the bed with a bang and knocked over a tea cup on my bedside. The tea spilled all over the floor. Fortunately, I reacted quickly to avoid it. Open it, otherwise you have to do laundry again.

Seeing that the shameless man had woken up, I was too lazy to pay attention to him. I flicked my sleeves and walked out, preparing to carry the man outside to kill him, then drag him to the back mountain and leave him to die in the wilderness.

Before he even lifted his feet, who would have expected that the shameless man would still have the energy to struggle, and would dare to threaten me so boldly? ?

"The one in front, just stand there for me. If you dare to take a step forward, I will kill you without even being buried!"

Okay, okay, now anyone really dares to come looking for death.

I laughed angrily and raised my eyebrows, wanting to see what he could do to make God Zhu Tian not be buried even after his death. I stopped, turned around and stood still, standing in front of him, holding my hands. Wait for him to get up.

The man seemed to be out of breath. After adjusting his breathing in place for a long time, he finally raised his head with difficulty. I was getting impatient with the waiting.

Before he could raise his head, I took the lead and squatted down in front of him. Adhering to the principle of being polite first and then attacking, so as not to delay me from drawing my sword to kill, I said expressionlessly:

"When are you going to leave my place?"

It was also at this time that I saw his face clearly.

It may have been a long time since I saw a living person, but this sight actually made me really surprised.

I pride myself on having excellent taste. I have never seen anyone. I have even witnessed the jade-faced fox that has been so beautiful in the Southern Wilderness since ancient times. But in terms of appearance, to be fair, it is not as beautiful as this shameless person. One-tenth of.

I really can't find any fault at all.

After comparing silently in my mind, I suddenly came to my senses, only to find that the shameless man was staring at me without blinking. He was obviously still confused and refused to look away.

Did your brain just break? ?

I was surprised and felt very unhappy when he looked at me. Maybe he finally noticed something was wrong. He jumped up in panic, completely losing his arrogance and self-righteousness. He apologized profusely for the offense and shouted to the gods one by one. He was very apologetic and his manners were not bad.

The anger in my heart was relieved for some reason. I said "hmm" and turned around and walked out of the bedroom door. I didn't pay attention before, but now I realized that the originally messy yard had been tidied up and straightened out. It was almost like It turns out that dilapidated yard doesn’t have any edges.

I was stunned and looked around again. The shameless man had already followed him out of the room. After hesitating for a few times, he mustered up his courage and said:

"I dare to ask Shenjun, where is the exit of Guwu Mountain? I couldn't find it for a while. I hope Shenjun can give me some advice."

I was looking at my newly cleaned courtyard. When I heard his question, I looked back at him and said honestly: "I don't know."

shameless:"…………"

I was too lazy to care about his messy things. I raised my chin, pointed at the yard and asked, "Did you clean this up?"

The shameless man was stunned for a moment, with a somewhat sad and regretful expression on his face. He reluctantly said, "Yes, I did it."

Can it be cleaned up like this overnight? ?

Is it so easy to work? ?

I touched my chin and became a little interested. I no longer wanted to kill him, so I asked again: "Then why are you here?"

The shameless man was very sincere and told me the whole story verbatim, without telling a single lie.

He seems to have pretty good character.

More satisfied.

It is said that I would rather kill the wrong person than let go. I have a sharp eye and a sharp mind. I have calculated everything and made up my mind. I smiled slightly and said kindly:

"Then you can stay. I'll give you the room on the left. How about it?"

two,

After some understanding, I learned that the shameless man’s real name was Lan Yu. He didn’t seem to be too old, not even a fraction of my age.

But it doesn't matter, they are just living together, I take him in, and it is right for him to cook three meals a day for me and take care of the housework.

After spending some time together, I discovered that Lan Yu is actually a very good kid. His moral character is beyond words. The most important thing is that he is obedient and well-behaved. He always blinks at me with his beautiful eyes, his lips are slightly raised, and he listens to everything he says. , and never talks back.

The cooking is even more delicious. There is no dish that he can't cook. He can also cultivate the land and grow vegetables. He can even embroider and mend clothes at his fingertips. He is extremely virtuous.

It's so satisfying.

But there are some bad things to say.

It’s this child who always likes to ask some weird questions and poke my spine. He likes to ask some tricky questions, such as “Ah Tang, why don’t you get a wife?”, “A Tang, does anyone like you?” "Did Ah Tang have anyone he liked before?" and other questions like this.

If it had been anyone else, he would have been stabbed to death by my sword as early as the moment he opened his mouth. But here he was, being yelled at by A Tang, and couldn't express his anger, so he could only answer patiently. , and you have to consider whether your attitude is not good and whether saying this will scare him.

But as the days go by, no matter how slow I am, I still feel that something is wrong.

After coming back from Lengquan, I felt strangely agitated. It was different from the time I was scorned by Lan Yu in Ciyunhui. However, I can't say exactly what is different. I just feel that my mood is very different. Light and airy, like floating in the clouds.

Xijin laughed at me for talking about the hidden beauty in the golden house, and was punched by me. Actually, it was because of a guilty conscience, and it felt like I was being said inexplicably, but I didn't admit it, so I simply punched him to shut up.

I can see that Xijin also has a good impression of Lan Yu. Before he left, he asked me seriously if he wanted to untie the love seal.

When asked by him, I was unusually confused.

Qingfeng has been with me for thousands of years and has grown into a part of my flesh and blood. Xijin would not know it, but he still asked, and he still asked seriously.

It was only then that I slowly realized that the relationship between Lan Yu and me was not just about living together.

There is a very thin layer of something, like a gauze, lying between me and him, which cannot be caught or touched.

three,

I don’t know why that night, but I suddenly felt so sad, unspeakably sad. I locked myself in my room for a whole day. I knew exactly what I was afraid of. I was afraid that time would pass by, and I was afraid that I would not be able to express my sincerity to anyone. Put it aside, I'm afraid that one day he and I will be like other things, returning to dust and returning to dust, and we will not end well.

But the moment I saw him, I still cried.

It's embarrassing to say.

I cried so miserably in front of a boy who was so much younger than me.

It's really a shame.

Lan Yu coaxed me all night and even gave me his bracelet to wear. I have something of his with me, so I don’t miss him too much all the time.

It's just that humans are not grass and trees, so how can they be ruthless?

Maybe Lan Yu didn't realize it himself, but I would often feel my earlobes burning with his gaze. The love between young people was never concealed, it only grew day by day as we got together day and night. Sometimes, even the gaze was hot, falling. On me, it can even burn people.

But he never offends me.

Even if we share the same bed, he just sleeps next to me obediently and covers me with a quilt at night. Occasionally he blushes and looks away when he sees something. He never looks more than he should or does more than he should.

He still treats everything about me as his own business as he did before, takes good care of everything at home, takes care of me with all his heart, and does everything by himself.

But only I know that what Lan Yu has given silently is like the gentle tide that beats on the rocks day and night. It is never urgent, but it can make me feel my heart beat faster and sink unconsciously every moment when our eyes meet.

Once God is moved, there is no way around it.

I don't know how much I like him. I can't restrain my feelings for him even though I have a seal on my body.

So I went to Xijin.

It was only after I came back from Nanqishan that I realized that my relationship with him had reached such an unstoppable level.

On the night when we expressed our feelings to each other, the boy's eyes were red from crying, and his eyelashes were still full of tears. He didn't retreat any further, and faced my eyes. His phoenix eyes were dark and deep, and his eyes were as affectionate as the sea.

He said, Ah Tang, I really like you.

He put a crabapple hairpin on my hairpin that he carved by himself, and told me that he would never let me down in the slightest in this life.

After living for tens of thousands of years, I learned from him that love is such a joyful and beautiful thing.

Lanyu is good enough to make me forget all those years of suffering. He is extremely gentle and treats me like a jewel. But he never treats me as an omnipotent god. He only cares about my health if I catch a cold at night. She doesn't cough or have a fever. She just stays with me all night long when I feel uncomfortable, coaxing me to sleep, and coaxing me to take medicine.

I have a lot of scars on my body from battles. I don’t think those scars are okay, but I’m afraid he won’t look good. But Lan Yu is different from what I thought. He will only look at those old wounds when he sees them. He kissed my wound with red eyes and asked me in a low voice if it still hurt.

It's been so long, it doesn't hurt anymore.

Lan Yu kissed a scar on my heart, with a very pious gesture, and his beautiful dark head arched against me. Although he was crying so pitifully, he still hugged me and promised me that he would never let me go again. When I get hurt, he will protect me and never let me get hurt again.

Maybe I was destined not to live a good life, and those concerns and fears that I had eventually came to me.

four,

I know better than anyone that this is my doomed fate.

But I am always unwilling to give up, because I got such a good Lanyu, and I can't bear to let go.

I promised him that I would marry him.

I don't want to break my promise because I love him so much.

As luck would have it, I thought that if I won the battle, Lan Yu and I would never be separated.

But it was no use, nothing.

I've been waiting for this day.

When so many people were kneeling in front of me begging me to save their lives, all I wanted to do was see him again.

But Lan Yu is back.

In front of everyone, he said he would take me away.

No one can touch my Ah Tang, no one can.

I know that Lan Yu has been highly anticipated since he was born. He was raised under the rules of the prince. He is particularly outstanding among the children of aristocratic families and has high hopes. From the time he became an official to the present, he has made numerous political achievements and is well-known in the court. Many people They are all certain that when the God Emperor abdicates, he will be the next Heavenly King.

He was supposed to have a worry-free life and a smooth career.

But for me, he returned to Beijing during the war, defected to Tianjing, and became an enemy of everyone and the entire Tian Clan.

He gave up everything and wanted to take me away.

We returned to Yuehua Mountain.

That was my grandma’s hometown, and it was also the hometown I never went back to.

We still live like we did in Guyu Mountain, staying together all day long.

It seems like all of this can be covered up without anyone mentioning it.

But after all, I have my mission, which cannot be violated or violated.

I still have to leave him.

I have thoughts in my heart and I don’t want to leave with regrets.

So I asked him, Lan Yu, why don’t we get married?

He endured it for so long, but he still broke down crying. I held him in my arms, and even though my heart was cut by a knife, I still coaxed him over and over again.

Be good and don't cry.

There was nothing at the time of worship, even the wedding attire was borrowed.

But after worshiping heaven and earth, he and I were truly married.

I threatened him and said that you are not allowed to look for me within three to four hundred years after I leave, and you must keep my integrity.

Lan Yu kissed my cheek and told me that he was not afraid of anyone, he only wanted me to be good.

I didn't understand at the time. I didn't understand why he would ask me what he would choose to do if he were called me. I didn't know either. It turned out that was the escape route he chose for himself.

It wasn't until he sacrificed his body and jumped into the abyss on the Wei Ri abyss that I realized what it meant to miss someone for a while but wait for someone to return forever.

My Lan Yu died in this world, his spirit and soul were scattered, and he can no longer be found.

Fives,

Time seems to pass quickly, but also seems to pass very slowly.

From the beginning, Xijin helped me think of solutions, and then he couldn't bear it and grabbed my shoulders. His eyes were red, and he yelled at me hoarsely:

"Lanyu is dead!! Dead!! Chu Yitang, please stop lying to yourself, I beg you!! He is dead, please feel at ease when you let him go, don't torture yourself like this, okay!!!"

But that residual soul was my only hope at that time. I took care of it every day, hoping that one day I would be able to raise a complete soul. I could wait for as many years as I wanted, and I was willing to wait for as many years as I wanted him to come back. .

It dissipated anyway, overnight, without warning.

Together with my last hope, it was extinguished in the endless years.

Two thousand years, actually I don’t know how I got through these two thousand years.

But I feel that I have to do something, whether it is for the past of me and Lan Yu, or for my future alone.

I started learning to cook. From being not good at cooking at the beginning, I became able to cook delicious sweet and sour pork ribs.

I planted a patch of iris in the garden. When the flowers bloom, I can smell the fragrance when I fall asleep at night. It smells very good.

From the time I first learned to thread a needle, to the time I finished embroidering a handkerchief, I still remember that the first time I embroidered it was an iris pattern. Although it didn’t look good, I finished it with my own hands.

I know that going to the ghost market may be just an exercise in futility, but I still want to give it a try. I always think that if there is another chance, if luck favors me, I will give it a try no matter what the cost.

Unexpectedly, before entering the ghost market, I picked up a child at the door. The child was unreasonable and insisted on going in with me no matter what.

Damn it, how come this little kid who came out of nowhere looks exactly like me?

Could it be the child I left behind? ?

But my late husband died young, I have always kept myself clean, and I have had skin-to-skin contact with Lan Yu, so how could such a little kid appear out of nowhere.

In desperation, I could only take Little Douding with me.

Even though I had expected it in my heart, when Fairy Linjiang said that the facts were determined, life and death were determined, I almost collapsed.

It turns out that nothing in this world can save my Lan Yu.

On the way back, I was already in a bad mood, but I also met a frog demon who was killing people in the ghost market, that's all, I saved people and took it out on him at the same time.

The frog demon was cunning and escaped all the way outside the ghost market. My eyesight is not very good, so it was fine at first, but I worry about it day and night, and my eyes are almost ruined.

When my eyes were in severe pain from the frog demon's inner elixir, I was still thinking that if Xijin knew about it, he would definitely be furious again.

Surprisingly, the expected pain did not last long. My eyes seemed to be covered by something. It was a very gentle touch, but it was fleeting. It seemed that what I had just experienced was an illusion and I was awake. the illusion.

I stood in the woods and it was quiet. After a long time, I reached out and pulled off the silk belt from my eyes. I looked around blankly, but there was nothing, but the only fragrant fragrance in the wind seemed to remind me. .

That's not a dream.

six,

It was the Dragon Boat Festival that day, and Xijin had to take me out to visit some market. I was not interested, but he kept teasing me, so I had no choice but to follow him.

I put up a lantern and shot two more lanterns for fun. I couldn't stay any longer, but I was here already, so there was no point in going back too early, so I just wanted to join in the fun before going back.

There is also a lantern stall over there.

There were quite a lot of people, and I regretted it the moment I entered. I couldn't get out, so I had no choice but to follow the crowd and walk in. Finally, I came to a stall where the flow of people was not so dense. I stood leaning on it, thinking Wait until there are fewer people before leaving.

I wasn't in a good position, so I didn't see anything. I only knew that the archer was very good. He shot the arrow straight to the top, without missing a beat.

There was a woman whispering excitedly next to me. I moved to the side and raised my eyes inadvertently. At that moment, I saw him.

Two thousand years later, he is still the same as before, with handsome features and bright eyes.

I just thought I was crazy, but he wouldn't lie. He was there. As long as I got closer to him, I could touch him.

However, he doesn't seem to remember me.

Although the way he looked at me could not be called unfamiliar, it was not as tender as before, as if he was just looking at a somewhat familiar person.

I stood not far from him, surrounded by a chaotic crowd. I was in tears, but I lacked the courage to even approach him.

Lan Yu, do you really not want to remember me?

That's why you chose to punish me in this way.

It turns out, it turns out that you really don’t remember me at all.

I don’t remember how I returned to the palace. I just remember having a nightmare all night long. The dream was full of his decisive figure. He resented me and said he hated me so much. If it weren’t for me, he wouldn’t be here. Such a situation.

When I woke up the next day, I called Yao Zaiyu in. He knelt in front of me, hesitant as he had never been before.

After all, paper can't hold the fire.

Yao Zaiyu said that the king of Xicheng had already married a wife in Xicheng.

When I heard it, I seemed to be scattered from the two thousand years of suffering, and turned into a handful of ashes and a puddle of pus.

It turns out he really forgot about me.

Married to a wife, loving and happy.

Yuehua Mountain worships the heaven and the earth, and connects with each other, but it only turns into a mirror in my dream.

nothing left.

Seven,

That day I was looking through the copybooks left by Lan Yu in front of the window. His handwriting was beautiful, and every word was beautiful and neat. When I couldn't sleep, I just read these things, turning over page by page, until I finished reading. , the sky will be bright.

Eunuch Li said that Mu Shan wanted to see me.

He gave me something.

It's a flower rope.

I personally knitted the flower rope and gave it to Lan Yu.

Mu Shan told me that he had not forgotten me, but that the marriage card had been taken away and he could not remember me.

I don't understand, or I simply don't want to believe it.

Why did he take away the marriage card from his hit?

"When he came to beg me, I asked him why. He told me that he didn't want to see His Majesty be alone all his life, so he was willing to take off the marriage card and abandon this fate so that you could forget about him and look for him again. others."

"It is only because His Majesty's obsession is too deep that he cannot be forgotten, so he will always be remembered."

God's destiny is precious, and the backlash of taking away the marriage card must be so heavy, but he endured it all by himself and never confided a word to me.

He said that he would never let me down in the slightest in this life.

Therefore, I would rather suffer the pain of being single forever, in exchange for having someone to depend on and a happy life in the future.

How could you be so stupid, Lan Yu?

Are you willing to do this just for me?

Mu Shan said to me, go find him.

He is waiting for me.

Eight,

Since Lan Yu stayed in Tianjing, I was too lazy to take care of the government affairs anymore. I spent the whole day hanging out with him in the Wuchen Palace, closing the main door and locking the small door, and did not leave the dormitory for two or three days.

It's just that I overlooked one thing.

It’s really hard for me to keep up with him due to my current physical strength.

I am happy, but I am really tired.

I'm so tired that I often sleep all day long.

Xijin lectured Lan Yu that day, and when he came back, Lan Yu asked me to sleep in a separate bed. He blushed and told me that sometimes he really couldn't control himself, so he wanted to sleep in separate beds for a while to let me recover first.

Well, it's not entirely his problem. I really don't have much confidence in my own self-control.

When he acts coquettishly, I always agree without exception, and I agree after being half-coaxed and half-cheated.

As a result, one fucking point is half a year.

I can't stand it for another fucking day.

Is there any reason in the world that you can only watch but not eat? ?

In the end, Xi Jin still had the nerve to smile? ?

I punched him hard at that time and decided to send Yuan Qing to Beiming on a business trip so that Xijin could also feel the pain.

That night Lan Yu asked me where I wanted to get married. I thought about it for a while, but suddenly thought of him getting married in Xicheng. I was so angry that I wanted to leave immediately after being sad.

Lan Yu hurriedly pulled me back. He pressed against my neck, kissed my earlobe, and explained honestly:

"Ah Tang, if I don't say this, they will force me to have a wife and a concubine. I will definitely protect my wife's integrity, don't you think?"

I was very satisfied with this explanation. I hugged him and kissed him, randomly kissing him everywhere. Lan Yu put his hand into my clothes and squeezed my waist twice, and raised his hand to pull down the bed curtain.

I fell into the quilt, dizzy from being kissed by him, and the hem of my clothes was lifted up. I was burned by the warmth of his palm, and I shrank unconsciously, only holding his neck tighter.

I said, Lan Yu, why don’t we have the wedding in Xicheng?

You marry me.

Never separate again, okay?

He bit my neck, nuzzled me like a puppy, and spoke vaguely.

Ah Tang, we will never be separated again, we will be together for the rest of our lives.

We will be together in the next life too.

Will never be separated.