After being homeless, he was picked up by God and brought home to be his husband.

The two newly caught fish last night were still in the tank. The old man wanted Lanyu's roasted fish to be delicious, so he got up early to visit.

The courtyard door was unlocked, so the old man pushed in, stroking his mustache and wearing a bamboo hat. He leaned the hoe against the courtyard wall and climbed up the wooden steps to the second floor.

The door was closed tightly, and the old man was holding a straw rope. He thought that Lan Yu should get up at this time to make breakfast. He also thought that he might have slept late, so he knocked on the door and asked in a friendly voice:

"Yitang, Lanyu, are you up? I brought fish to you two."

No one answered.

The old man was confused and was about to knock again when he heard a dinging sound inside, hurriedly, like a frightened bird returning to its nest, followed by the sound of bare feet stepping on the wooden board. The old man was even more confused. , the fish in his hand was still jumping alive, the door was suddenly opened, and he was suddenly faced with a strong draft.

In fact, Lan Yu heard the first knock on the door, but Chu Yitangfei said that he heard wrongly and pulled the person down for a kiss. Lan Yu had always had little willpower in this regard, and it was also in the morning, so he hesitated very superficially. After that, the two of them kissed together again.

Then he glanced through the window paper at the shadow of the bamboo hat flickering outside the door.

Realizing that if he didn't open the door, he would probably be pushed in. Lan Yu jumped up from the bed, hurriedly pulled out a robe from the pile of clothes on the floor, put it on, and stuffed Chu Yitang into the quilt. Fortunately, I'm still wearing my pants, so it won't be too embarrassing.

But a robe really can't cover anything. As long as it is exposed, there are large scattered marks on the neck and collarbone. You can also vaguely see half a tooth mark near the shoulder. The redness on the side of the neck has not completely faded. The net appearance was all teased out, the long hair was messy, the ends of the eyes contained a hint of wet spring love, the water in the phoenix eyes was gleaming, and the lips were also bright red.

The old man didn't need to look any further, he understood everything now, not to mention Lan Yu's face was so red that it bled, and she looked like a good young woman who had been caught in bed.

The door was ajar, and the old man accidentally caught a glimpse of a certain place in the room. The curtains were placed, the coat was hung on the edge of the bed, and the clothes were piled here and there without having time to put them away.

The old man secretly scolded Chu Yitang for being shameless, then pretended to be nonchalant, smiled dryly at Lanyu, and said, "I'll find a place for you two to put the fish first, don't be in a hurry."

Lan Yu pursed his lips, and his earlobes were almost on fire. He didn't know what to do, so he could only nod his head in a panic. Fortunately, the old man didn't say anything more and walked away without looking back, holding the hoe in hand.

He has always been thin-skinned and respected his elders. When he was caught in such a thing, his shame almost exploded. He closed the door. Chu Yitang leaned out of the quilt and lay on the edge of the bed, holding his face with one hand. His black hair was draped on his shoulders and rushed. Lan Yu waved.

"come over."

Lan Yu whimpered, walked over without tears, buried himself in Chu Yitang's arms, and said in a muffled voice:

"A Tang, I don't want to be a human anymore."

"He didn't see it. Why don't you want to be a human being?"

"When I saw it, I went straight to hang myself!!"

Lan Yu hugged his naked waist and sobbed. Chu Yitang found it funny, so he got under the quilt, clasped his fingers, and pecked the corners of his lips:

"Baby, it's okay. He already knew it. Two days ago, he told me how great it would be if you and I could have a child."

Lan Yu couldn't stand Chu Yitang's tricks and was so dazed by his kiss that he raised his face and asked in a weeping voice:

"really?"

"Of course it's true, baby. Besides, it's not an affair. What are you afraid of? Could it be that I'm still the little lover you kept outside?"

"Of course not."

Lan Yu rested his head on his chest, talked to Chu Yitang in the dark, and said worriedly:

"A'tang, what if grandpa doesn't agree or is dissatisfied with me? Will you still want me?"

Chu Yitang was puzzled: "Why is he dissatisfied with you?"

"For example, he dislikes me for being a man and being unable to have children..." Lan Yu took Chu Yitang's hand and said seriously, "A Tang, in fact, apart from these two points, I'm not too bad at other things. He taught me how to do housework, and said that since I’m not sweet-talking, I should do more practical things to make up for it.”

Chu Yitang wanted to laugh when he heard this. He bit Lan Yu's lips and kissed him. The sound of water was lingering and delicate, comforting him in the gap of breathing:

"Don't worry, baby, he's only going to pick on me, and he won't pick on you. Be good."

But I have to admire Yijun's educational philosophy and teach Lanyu very well. At first, Chu Yitang was also worried about whether he would get along with someone who was too young. However, Lanyu was well-behaved and careful at home, unless Chu Yitang Apart from the occasional arrogance that would make him cry, the two of them had basically never had any conflicts.

"Hey baby, if you have time to worry about this, you might as well think about whether your father and mother would be willing to ask me to be your daughter-in-law if they were still around."

Lan Yu was really thinking seriously. After thinking for a long time, he got out of the quilt and said:

"Probably not. In my father's words, this is called a criminal. He hates it when others seek quick success and instant gain. He will kick me out of the house."

Chu Yitang held his temples with one hand, lying on his side and looking at him. His thick long hair was scattered between the pillows, his eyes were lowered, and his whole body was filled with the beautiful fragrance. His lips were still red and swollen. His long fingers slid down and lifted up Lan Yu's chin. Meaning:

"You also know that this is called the following "criminal"?" "

Lan Yu was stunned, as if he was recalling the meaning of the word, but in some aspects he was still slightly inferior to Chu Yitang in terms of wording, and he could only be teased by him in front of him until he was unable to fight back.

The end of his eyes burned crimson, and Lan Yu rarely hid. He bit Chu Yitang's lip, with a hint of revenge, and pulled the quilt to the top of his head with his backhand. His hand slid down the back to the tail vertebra, rubbing the full arc. With a handful, Lan Yu's face could not be seen clearly in the darkness, Chu Yitang groaned, and the overflowing sound was again sucked clean by Lan Yu.

His movements were too heavy, making Chu Yitang unable to breathe. He tilted his head, and the remaining breath was swallowed up. The water under the corners of the eaves after the rain smashed into endless circles of ripples.

The too sticky and moist touch traveled on the skin, too close, there was no separation, only the intimacy of flesh and blood, and in the dimness it evolved into an endless joy, the sounds were intermittent, and on the waves The boat was drifting to nowhere, too much pretense had faded away in the waves, leaving only the true colors. The true colors soaked in lust were bitten too tightly, and nothing could be smelled, and they were completely eaten away.

Breakfast was not finished, and the fish swam in the tank all morning without rest. The sounds in the room gradually died down, leaving only a few low and weak gasps.

Chu Yitang had already run out of energy. He lay in the quilt and refused to move. He was sweating and his hair was damp at the temples. His hair was stuck to the back of his neck and he half-closed his eyes weakly.

Lan Yu had had enough trouble, feeling refreshed and satisfied. He stroked Chu Yitang's back with one hand and kissed behind his ear. His voice was soaked and hoarse: "I'll boil the water, and then take Ah Tang to take a bath, okay?"

Chu Yitang didn't want to move his tired fingers, so he grunted twice and responded casually. Lan Yu tucked him in, picked up two pairs of clothes on the floor, and prepared to wash them together.

When he went downstairs, the two fish in the tank were splashing vigorously. Lan Yu stood at the railing for a moment, then covered his forehead and smiled.

It doesn't matter whether I can be kicked out of the house or not. Anyway, it's really fun to climb a high branch.