Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby
Chapter 54 Jiang Zhu is educating the monster! Monster: You’ve made me lose my confidence
Mother Qin couldn't believe what she saw.
It took a long time to find my voice.
"Does she really have a habit of cutting off people's feet and then licking them again?"
She didn't believe it at first.
But now, she feels that it is extremely reasonable for this kind of thing to happen to Jiang Zhu!
*
The screen shifts to the strange world.
When Jiang Zhu sat at the dining table, greeting her mother with a familiar face and being polite, her mother didn't take it seriously.
Ah.
She has seen this kind of delaying tactics too many times.
Generally, people who enter the strange world will try their best to stabilize them, including all kinds of tricks, all kinds of pretending to be innocent, and all kinds of scheming.
As if you can escape this way
However, the monsters in the strange world only look stiff, but they are not really stupid!
They're just so boring sometimes that it's hard to break them down.
Do you really think this little trick works?
It's just that now, my mother thinks these little tricks are very boring.
"eat--"
"Fast food--"
"Dinner guests are the ones who behave well——"
"A good guest will not die——"
These words seemed to be forced out of my mother's throat, very forcefully and strangely.
Mom was ready. As long as Jiang Zhu dared to prevaricate politely, she would swallow her into her stomach.
But unexpectedly, Jiang Zhu actually picked up the chopsticks in the next second.
"Of course you have to eat. You have all worked so hard, how could I let you down?"
She happily reached out to pick up the pile of bloody food.
"What's the hype? Old girl, I'm not telling you, the presentation of your dish is really a bit too careless."
Mother:"?"
Tian Daochang: "?"
Do you want to listen to what you are saying?
"It's fried human brains." The corners of my mother's mouth were split wide, like a woman with a gape, "Eat it, eat it quickly, it's very delicious-"
"It smells delicious——"
"It smells delicious——"
Jiang Zhu's face wrinkled into a bun.
Although she is a ghost baby who lives like a human, it doesn't necessarily mean that ghosts can scare her, right?
Does this stuff smell good or not?
Could she not know?
Ghost energy can be brewed for cooking. You can brew whatever appearance and taste you want.
I haven’t seen the beautiful lady in the painting before. Is the table of food brewed so fragrant and appetizing?
This……
Jiang Zhu sighed and picked up a piece of bloody fake brain.
"I said, you are living too rough!"
"What age are we in, how come there are still ghosts and monsters living as rough as you?"
“In the new era, we need to pay attention to both color and fragrance!”
"Do you understand the color, flavor and taste? Do you understand the presentation?"
"You are too behind the times!"
Mother:"?"
Tian Daochang: "?"
This girl is... educating ghosts, right?
Is she crazy?
Mom seemed to have been poked into a painful spot, and her face suddenly became stiff.
It's so embarrassing.
"Eat quickly, eat quickly——"
"Why are you asking for so much -"
"If you don't eat, you're not good--"
"If you don't behave, you will die——"
After talking so much, doesn’t it mean you don’t want to eat it?
Do you think she is being fooled?
If you don't eat it again, she will eat her!
She thought Jiang Zhu was still stalling for time, but she didn't expect that in the next second, she stuffed the bloody brain into her mouth.
Mother:"!"
Hey!
This little girl is serious!
Tian Daochang: "!"
Hey!
This crazy comment is true!
So, she said that she likes to cut off people's feet and then lick them, is that really true?
For a moment, Tian Daochang's eyes were very complicated.
I don't know whether I should be afraid of this strange mother and daughter, or be wary of Jiang Zhu's crazy critic.
"Don't eat it!" Chief Tian came to his senses and walked over quickly, trying to stop Jiang Zhu, "If you eat their food, you will be alienated! If you are alienated, you will never be able to go back!"
Just, no matter how crazy Jiang Zhu criticizes, he is still a human being.
Conscience reminded Tian Daochang that he had to save her.
Before Jiang Zhu could speak, the mother beside her said coldly:
"Don't disturb the guests while they are eating——"
"If you prevent guests from eating——"
"I'm going to die——"
As he spoke, he was about to start transforming again.
Ah.
If she couldn't deal with Jiang Zhu's crazy critic, couldn't she also deal with this little old man?
Unexpectedly, just when her mother was about to transform, she saw Jiang Zhu chewing his brain happily and patting Tian's long arm happily:
"It's okay, don't tell me. Although this thing doesn't look very good, it tastes pretty good!"
As he spoke, he swallowed the bloody thing in his mouth with a gulp.
There was still blood on his mouth.
This scene is too scary.
Tian Daochang: "!"
She swallowed it!
She actually swallowed it!
She actually swallowed that bloody, foul-smelling thing!
No, he's sick to his stomach!
Want to vomit!
Qing Xiaoran and others: "!"
"She...did she swallow it just now?"
"You really swallowed it, right?"
"She's absolutely crazy!"
Qin's mother turned stiffly and looked at Qi Ji: "Master Qi, you...really asked her to protect my son and the others?"
How come... you got yourself killed at the beginning of the game?
"No, I can't bear it anymore, I'm going to vomit!"
"vomit--!"
Qi Ji took a sip of water very calmly.
"Don't worry, it's okay. Miss Jiang's body is a little different from ordinary people."
Everyone: "?"
Oh, it's different.
Can a pervert who likes to lick people's feet be like ordinary people? !
mother!
Help!
There's something perverted here!
*
Tian Daochang froze.
Mingming froze.
Mom also froze, only a small part of the tentacle came out, paused, and had to take it back.
Casting was interrupted again.
"Really, delicious?"
This made my mother lose her confidence.
"It's delicious!" Jiang Zhu replied in the affirmative and gave a thumbs up, "It's just that the selling quality is a bit off. I'm not saying that, as housewives, you should keep pace with the times."
"Don't be too rigid in your thinking."
"The pattern needs to be opened!"
Mother:"?"
While Jiang Zhu said mother, he turned around and patted Tian Yiyi's long Taoist robe.
"Don't just sit around! Come on, come on, sit around, eat together, eat together."
Chief Tian faced her bloody mouth: "!"
Is this girl already alienated?
No, he can't sit still and wait for death any longer!
"If I die today, if I jump from here, there is no way I can eat anything from them!"
With that said, he raised the peach wood sword.
"Monster, suffer death!"
This wave directly angered my mother.
"Jiejiejie——"
Mom's smile became even weirder, her whole face was completely split, and slippery tentacles stretched out one by one, stretching her body extremely bloated.
The next second, all the clothes on her body disappeared.
A strange, slippery creature with three tentacles that looked like an inverted octopus appeared in front of everyone.
"Breaking the rules——"
"Unruly guest——"
"You have to die——"
Daochang Tian felt the strength of the other party and was so shocked that he took a breath of cold air.
But he firmly held the peach wood sword and made a fighting posture.
"The outcome is uncertain! Who will die is still uncertain!"
The war is about to start.
At this moment, Jiang Zhu raised his hand with chopsticks.
"Well, I have something to say."
Tian Daochang and his mother looked at Jiang Zhu at the same time.
Mom's hoarse and shrill voice sounded: "Why, you want to help him-"
"Then let's die together——"
"Let's die together——"
Jiang Zhu waved his hands quickly: "No, no, no, misunderstanding!"
"I meant to say."
She pointed to the sky and said:
"If you hit him, you can't hit me."
Mother:"?"
Tian Daochang: "?"
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