Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby

The dormitory aunt closed the door loudly.

The whole building shook.

wrong.

It's not that the building is shaking.

It was the dormitory aunt who was shaking.

The shaking was as regular as Ruan Ruan's.

"Auntie, didn't you go to eat people? Why did you come back?"

"Why did you close the door?"

"what happened?"

"Are you suddenly not hungry?"

Everyone in the dormitory: "..."

Auntie the dormitory manager: "..."

No, who is a good person who goes to 404 in the middle of the night?

And travel...

Thousands of miles away, right?

You think the 404 boss doesn't have enough food, so he takes the initiative to deliver snacks to your door, right?

The dormitory aunt started grinding her back molars again.

"I suddenly feel very tired today, my legs are weak and my waist hurts." The dormitory aunt sat down on the ground, put her paws on the rabbit's legs, looking like she was meditating, "So, I won't accompany you, you can do it yourself Go ahead."

She sat on the ground.

Jiang Zhu sat on her neck and grabbed her ears, refusing to come down.

Jenga...Jenga?

The other people in the dormitory still didn't dare to show their anger, they just shivered and closed their eyes tightly.

Except for Lu Yunchuan.

He had already opened his eyes, held his head in his hands, and looked at the stack of Arhats on the ground quietly.

Seeing Jiang Zhu being so arrogant, his eyebrows couldn't help but twitch.

Jiang Zhu is really good at playing with anything.

"Ah? Why?" Jiang Zhu was puzzled, "Didn't you go around eating people before? Didn't you always work very diligently? What happened today?"

"You don't want to miss work, do you?"

Auntie the dormitory manager: "..."

Did she want to skip work?

Is she not hungry and doesn't want to eat people?

She just wants to live!

404 that place.

No ghosts will go!

"I have a day off today." The dormitory aunt said casually, "I just came to take a look because I couldn't worry about you."

Jiang Zhu looked surprised: "Do you still have a holiday?"

"of course."

"What about the dormitory manager who will be on duty after your vacation?" Jiang Zhu touched his chin, "I didn't seem to see her just now. Could it be that she was absent from work?"

Auntie the dormitory manager: "..."

"Absolutely not absenteeism!" Jiang Zhu said firmly, "You are all honorable workers, but she actually missed work for such an honorable thing?"

"She destroyed the unity of the organization!"

"Besides, if she doesn't come on duty, you won't be worried. You have to come to the ward to eat people when your legs are weak and your waist hurts. How tiring it is!"

"Can you bear this?"

Jiang Zhu put his hands on his hips and sat firmly on her neck:

"I can't bear it anyway!"

The dormitory aunt started grinding her back molars again.

Jiang Zhu patted her furry rabbit's head with a look of justice on her face:

"Let's go, take me to find the substitute dormitory manager. I'll talk to her carefully. Her work attitude is unacceptable!"

"If she doesn't correct herself, we will report her!"

"How could a good job be ruined by her like this?"

The dormitory auntie grinded her teeth, and every word seemed to come out from between her teeth:

"I can bear it."

Jiang Zhu was even more surprised: "I can't tell, you have a good temper."

The dormitory aunt struggled to put on a fake smile: "Yeah, haha..."

Everyone: "..."

For the first time, I felt that being a dormitory aunt was quite difficult.

"But, since you can bear it, I won't force it."

"After all, it's not easy for me as an outsider to interfere."

The dormitory aunt breathed a sigh of relief.

Before he could completely relax, Jiang Zhu continued:

"So, you'd better take me to 404."

"Anyway, you are such a nice person, you won't mind carrying me to 404 when your legs are weak and your waist hurts, right?"

Everyone: "..."

Moral kidnapping and so on, she can easily do it.

Auntie the dormitory manager: "..."

404.

Fuck you uncle’s 404.

Who would be smart enough to give 404!

But Jiang Zhu, this damn girl, really has a big head!

"I can't go," the dormitory aunt said immediately.

Jiang Zhu: "What's going on?"

The dormitory aunt said: "My leg was accidentally broken just now, and I can't walk even one step."

Before Jiang Zhu could continue asking, she punched her leg with her fist.

"Click——"

This time, the leg was really broken.

The dormitory aunt's face turned pale with pain, but she remained silent:

"Look, I can't carry it."

Everyone: "..."

Jiang Zhu blinked: "So, what you're saying is that you actually want to go to 404, but you can't go because of your inconvenience in your legs and feet?"

The dormitory aunt nodded along with her words.

"Hey, you're right. Although I look fierce and cannibalistic, I am a good hostel and I want to go to 404 with you."

"But isn't this not allowed now?"

Jiang Zhu was so moved that he finally jumped off her neck, still holding her ears tightly:

"Then I'll carry you."

The dormitory aunt: "!"

What?

"Look, we have been chatting for so long, and our relationship is quite deep." Jiang Zhu said sincerely, "Since you want to go to 404, of course I have to take you with me."

She patted the dormitory aunt's shoulder: "Don't worry, I'm not the kind of bad person who would leave you."

The dormitory aunt: "!"

Please, be a bad guy!

The dormitory aunt’s back molar grinded again and again, and finally she spoke:

"404, I can't go."

"What's going on?"

The dormitory aunt took a deep breath: "I will die."

Jiang Zhu grabbed her ears and squatted down:

"How do you say this? What exactly is in 404?"

The dormitory aunt pursed her lips, obviously not wanting to say anything.

But the ears are in Jiang Zhu's hands.

After she was silent for a second, Jiang Zhu grabbed her.

After another second of silence, Jiang Zhu grabbed her again.

...

If you keep plucking like this, who knows if your ears will break?

The dormitory aunt is going crazy.

In the end, she could only grit her teeth and say:

"In 404, there lives the gatekeeper."

As soon as these words came out, everyone in the dormitory became excited.

If there really is a gatekeeper living in 404, wouldn't that door be inside?

Wouldn't they all be able to go home alive?

Realizing this, the three freshmen burst into tears and their eyes were full of hope.

Even Ruan Ruan wasn't shaking so much anymore.

Jiang Zhu held his chin: "Where's that door? Is it also in 404?"

"I don't know." The dormitory aunt shook her head, "I have never dared to go in, so can you let me go?"

Jiang Zhu glanced at the wall clock.

11.40.

There are still 20 minutes left before the time for the dormitory aunt to eat someone has passed.

"Are you going to eat people?"

The dormitory aunt was noncommittal and just stared at Jiang Zhu.

"Take me with you." Jiang Zhu said happily.

The corner of the dormitory aunt's mouth twitched, she closed her eyes and remained motionless:

"I have a day off today and I won't eat people."

"If you don't believe it, I will sit here until 12 o'clock."

It was impossible to get out.

When you go out, you may be forced to go to 404 by Jiang Zhu.

Might as well sit here.

Anyway, when 12 o'clock comes, she will disappear.

Damn your uncle’s 404!

So, the dormitory aunt just let Jiang Zhu pinch her ears and sat motionless until 12 o'clock.

Then, her body became transparent and disappeared into the dormitory.

As she disappeared, her strange voice came from mid-air:

"Go to 404, you will die."

Then, those strange red eyes disappeared into the air.