Seize the body? It doesn't matter, I'm a ghost baby

Xie Yuya took a deep breath.

No, no.

Jiang Zhu is so powerful.

When she does things, she must have her own plans.

There must be a reasonable explanation for her daring to drink laxatives.

He thought for a long time and finally found the most reasonable explanation:

"Is it because you have a special health that even if you drink laxatives, it won't have any impact on your body?"

This is right!

Anyone with a normal mind would not drink laxatives, right?

however.

Jiang Zhu is the kind of person with abnormal brain.

On the contrary, she looked at Xie Yuya with a 'fool' look on her face:

"Have you ever seen anyone take laxatives and not turn into Splatoon?"

Does he look down on the human body?

Do you look down on the man who invented laxatives?

Are you looking down on the hard-working herbs that make up laxatives?

They are not a herb working hard.

It’s the hard work of thousands of herbs!

The layout is too small, buddy!

Xie Yuya's mind went blank for a moment: "You mean, if you drink laxatives, your stomach will feel uncomfortable?"

"Of course!"

She just won't die.

Other physical conditions are no different from normal people.

Xie Yuya froze: "Then why are you still drinking?"

"Because I haven't drunk it."

Xie Yuya: "..."

Why is classmate Jiang mentally ill?

He was silent for a long time, and finally patted Jiang Zhu's shoulder with a worried look on his face:

"If you have time, I'll take you to a psychiatric hospital."

*

Not to mention, Qi Die's medicine was quite heavy.

Just after he sat down to do the papers for half an hour, Jiang Zhu's stomach began to growl.

She immediately raised her hand: "Teacher, I hand in the paper!"

As soon as these words came out, everyone looked at him in surprise.

But at first glance, it was Jiang Zhu.

Oh, it's okay.

The test papers for how long this girl has been doing are all half-dead scores.

Everyone calmed down and continued to work hard on the papers.

The school's exams do not have special regulations on the submission time, and it is okay to submit the papers in advance.

After handing in the paper, Jiang Zhu ran towards the toilet without stopping.

While transforming into Splatoon, he took out a notepad from his storage bag.

There are many things recorded above.

For example, the onset and death time of various poisons.

For example, it takes time to recuperate after a limb is cut off.

Another example is eating a variety of non-fatal but dangerous things, and the time for attack and recovery.

...

Lots and lots of them.

Master has said that she is different from ordinary people. In order to protect herself and reduce the number of injuries and pain, she has to constantly find the bottom line of her body's endurance.

It's better to be on guard in the future.

Needless to say, since then, the number of her deaths has indeed decreased a lot.

Wonderful, wonderful!

*

On the other side, just half an hour after the exam started, Qi Die noticed something was wrong with his stomach.

But the amount she drank was small, and the attack was not obvious at first.

Although Qi Die felt vaguely uncomfortable in his stomach, he didn't take it to heart and continued to do the questions seriously.

But as time passed, her stomach became more and more uncomfortable.

Within ten minutes, she was in pain and sweating on her forehead.

My stomach also started making various subtle noises:

"Cuckoo-"

These sounds caused many students to look up and look around.

However, since it was an exam, everyone was busy doing the questions. Only a few students looked up for a moment and then stopped paying attention.

Qi Die took a deep breath and planned to continue doing the questions, but the pain in her stomach made her unable to concentrate.

what happened!

Did she eat something wrong today?

Wait!

Could it be that when she gave Jiang Zhu the laxative today, she didn't wash her hands clean, so when she inserted the straw, she also drank some?

Or did you get the wrong milk from the beginning?

Qi Die's expression changed instantly.

If it was a laxative, then she might not have a stomachache next, but...

"puff--"

Shit, it’s late but it’s here!

Qi Die clenched her pen tightly, her finger joints began to turn white from shame, anger, and pain in her stomach.

The students all raised their heads and looked around at the farter.

"Don't look around! Do your own thing!"

The invigilator's words made the students calm down, lower their heads and continue working on the questions.

Qi Die also breathed a sigh of relief.

She was not too slow in answering the questions, but even so, there were still a few questions left.

These are all big topics.

If you don't do it, dozens of points will be lost.

But if she did...she might not be able to hold it back.

Qi Die thought of Huo Jiangbei, gritted his teeth, and decided to persist.

She has always been determined.

Isn't it just a laxative?

Nothing is unbearable!

But apparently, she underestimated the power of laxatives.

Next second:

"Puff puff--"

There were several farts in succession, louder than before.

This time, the students couldn't help but whisper.

"Who farted?"

"stinky!"

"Go to the toilet if you can't hold it in any longer!"

"What's the point of smoking people with farts all the time?"

"If you don't want to take the test of others, why don't you?"

Qi Die gritted her teeth and tried to hold on to finish the question, but the severe pain in her stomach had already made her dizzy and she couldn't read the words clearly.

But now, what is the difference between saying that I need to go to the toilet and admitting that I am a farter?

She will never tolerate such a shameful thing happening!

So she gritted her teeth and raised her hand seemingly calmly:

"Teacher, I want to hand in my paper."

As soon as these words came out, the students were instantly shocked.

"It's only been forty minutes since the exam started, and she's already handing in the paper?"

"Fuck me!"

"Is it possible that the questions in this monthly exam are actually very simple?"

"Oh my God, I can't do it at all!"

Qi Die's results are very good.

Although he is not the first in the grade, he is still among the top ten in the grade and the first in the class.

Therefore, her behavior of handing in the paper in advance immediately upset the mentality of many students.

While the students were doubting themselves, their hands were shaking even when they were doing the questions.

"Are you handing in the paper so soon? Are you going to check it again?" The invigilator was also surprised.

Qi Die's face turned shockingly pale: "No need."

After that, after handing in the paper, he went straight to the toilet.

Become Splatoon.

The invigilator picked up Qi Die's paper curiously, expecting to see a confident high-scoring paper.

But she found that she didn't do much on the next few big questions.

Thinking back to the way Qi Die left in a hurry, he understood instantly.

Silently cover the paper with the book.

*

Qi Die ran to the toilet, then to the infirmary, got antidiarrheal medicine, and stayed in the toilet for another half an hour before she stopped wandering.

After she recovered a little, the first thing she did was to find out about Jiang Zhu.

"You mean, Jiang Zhu handed in the paper in advance?"

"Who says it's not the case? The exam only started for half an hour and I handed in my papers and left."

Qi Die pursed her lips.

So, she probably didn't get the milk by mistake.

But she didn't wash her hands clean and drank some laxatives herself.

She breathed a sigh of relief.

As long as Jiang Zhu couldn't get good grades after drinking, it wouldn't be a big problem.

*

After Qi Die recovered, he began to prepare seriously for the next exam.

"Have you heard? Someone kept farting in the exam room today. It stinks so much!"

"I don't know which brother it is."

Qi Die's face instantly turned pale.

She lowered her eyes, took out the remaining laxatives from her bag, and came up with a bold idea.

*

So, during the afternoon exam, many people transformed into Splatoon.

The popping sound kept ringing in the examination room.

Then there was a crackling and a sputtering...

It's... still weirdly festive.