Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of Liyue Seven Stars

Hearing Zhongli talk about Hu Tao's condition, Yunxing's heart tightened, worried and a little confused at the same time.

"Zhongli, why did you say you would take me to familiarize myself with dreams? Shouldn't we directly deal with that dream demon at this time?"

Zhongli looked at Yunxing with a somewhat thoughtful look, and then explained to him.

Because the methods of the Demon God of Dreams are weird and complicated, and the ability to travel through dreams allows it to travel through the dreams it constructs at will.

So in order to defeat it, you must first trap it in a dream so that it cannot escape.

Although the current Demon God of Dreams has been temporarily suppressed by Mandrill, this temporary sealing method is very fragile.

At that time, Li Li and Wendy need to maintain the seal outside and cannot take action, so Yunxing needs to go to the dreamland alone to solve the problem.

"Ah? Shall I go?"

Pointing at himself, Yunxing was a little surprised. After all, his opponent was a demon-level being anyway.

"The Demon God of Dreams was not outstanding among the demon gods back then, and his strength has been greatly reduced due to years of sealing. With your strength, there is no problem."

Seeing what Zhongli said, Yunxing agreed. After all, he had a lot of work, so there was no reason to be afraid of a demon who was not good at fighting and whose strength had been greatly reduced after breaking through the seal.

Then the three of them came to Hutao's room. The weather had turned colder, and the temperature at night was beginning to be a bit unbearable. However, the quilt on the bed had obviously been kicked under the bed by someone in his sleep.

I saw Hutao curled up in a ball on the bed due to the cold, with her untied thick long hair randomly scattered on her head. She lay on her side and hugged Maura's pillow tightly while burying her face in it.

Yunxing sighed, helplessly picked up the large quilt from under the bed and covered it again, and then looked at the two people beside him.

"Without further ado, let's set off."

"it is good."

Zhongli raised his right hand, and strong elemental power came out from it to surround Yunxing's body, gradually turning his body into a translucent state, and then merged into Hutao's dream.

Seeing that Yunxing had entered the dreamland, Wendy looked at Zhongli thoughtfully and asked.

"The seal of the Dream Demon God shouldn't be that simple, right?"

Zhongli did not deny this.

"This is also to isolate the influence of external factors. A seal and a demon god. I hope his method is still effective."

Then the two of them entered the dreamland together.

...

Since when did you start being alone?

In a daze, Hu Tao felt as if she had gone back in time and turned back into the little girl who was still in school.

"Students, today's class is a handicraft class. You can form a group with your classmates to complete the handwork together."

"it is good!"

When the teacher in the school talked about the arrangement of this class, he heard that it was not a boring class that made people sleepy. The students in the audience were very happy and soon formed several groups in twos and threes.

Hu Tao was naturally the one left, and everyone deliberately avoided her, and the reason for this was the Rebirth Hall.

"Did you know that Hutao's family sells coffins?"

"I heard from my parents that the Hall of Rebirth is in the business of dead people, and they have to deal with corpses every day."

"Really...it's so scary..."

Topics like this inevitably arise even among adults. People are somewhat taboo about anything related to death, so Hutao has always been isolated in the interpersonal relationships around him.

But Hutao herself didn't seem to care about this. At the moment, she was concentrating on her handiwork.

Time passed by, and after finishing the production, everyone began to show off their results.

When it was Hutao's turn, the little girl confidently walked onto the stage with her homework.

"Teacher, this is my handiwork this time."

The school teacher is a kind old man, and he treats Hu Tao, who was born in Shengsheng Hall, equally without any prejudice.

But when he saw the homework in Hu Tao's hand, his eyelids couldn't stop beating wildly.

I saw Hutao holding a square rectangular piece of wood in his hand, which looked like a mini coffin.

The teacher, who almost couldn't hold himself any longer, coughed twice and changed the subject.

"Uh... Hutao, tell everyone what you are doing."

"it is good!"

So Hu Tao started to talk about the homework at hand, including the name, style, materials, price and other relevant information of the coffin, as if introducing some of his own treasures.

Because these were all things given to Hutao by Hutao's grandfather, she remembered them very clearly.

It's just that Hu Tao was talking happily on the stage, but there was a lot of discussion in the audience.

"She, she actually made a coffin and came out!"

"What a weirdo."

"There won't be any corpses inside!"

After a long and detailed introduction, the audience looked uninterested. Hutao hummed inwardly, "I don't know what I'm talking about." Then he walked straight to the audience and returned to his seat.

The teacher beside him nodded with satisfaction and then called the name of the next student.

"Next, Yunxing!"

The classmate sitting behind Hu Tao stood up immediately. It was Yunxing who had just arrived in Liyue. At this time, he obviously had not taken the token to become the Seven Stars of Liyue, but was just temporarily staying in the Palace of Life.

Hu Tao was quite interested in this new guest of the Rebirth Hall at first, but seeing that he looked listless all day long and kept saying "Go back, how to go back", he gradually stopped paying much attention.

Later, his grandfather asked him to come to the school, saying that it would be okay to have a companion.

Now seeing that he was carrying an unknown long stick with a semicircular bottom stuck under the stick, Hu Tao became interested.

"Classmate Yunxing, please tell us what you did."

Yunxing carefully placed the object in his hand flat on the podium, as if it had saved his life in his previous life, and then said with a firm expression.

"This thing is called [Toilet Squeegee], and it once saved my life!"

Suddenly, the audience's attention focused on the stage. Everyone began to wonder what the story of this thing was, even Hu Tao was a little interested.

But then, Yunxing's next words once again plunged the entire audience into silence.

"But it doesn't seem to be called that name here. Uh, no, there's no toilet here. If it's here, it should be similar to a toilet."

Silence, but after a brief silence, bursts of laughter broke out.

"Hey, did you just hear that? He said this saved his life!"

"Hahaha, I was laughing so hard. Is he serious?"

"Is he using this as a weapon? Otherwise, how can he save him? But that scene is too strange!"

Faced with the incomprehension from the audience, Yunxing didn't care.

Humph, little kids with little life experience, how can you understand!

When your stomach hurts so much that you search for toilets all over the world and only one has a blocked toilet. When you regret that you didn’t exercise your sphincter muscles and your sphincter is about to burst, the toilet pusher that can clear the toilet and save you will be there. How dazzling!

god! This is God!

"Yeah, yeah, people like me who have rich experience are really not something you can understand. Forget it, I hope you never have to understand."

After smiling handsomely, Yunxing slowly returned to his seat, while Hutao, who was sitting in front, turned his head to look here with interest.

This guy is quite interesting.