Genshin Impact: The Boring Life of Liyue Seven Stars

Wearing a large green robe and a pair of white pumpkin pants.

There is also a Mondstadt-specific Cecilia flower pinned next to the hat on her head.

The two braided hair tied in front of her body changed color slightly, and she was playing poetry with a xylophone in her hand.

This young man is Wendy.

The famous bard in Mondstadt had just finished playing a song, and the drinkers around him all applauded.

Wendy took off her hat and walked past the drinkers to collect their tips.

"Hey, thank you boss, you are so generous. May the God of Wind protect you."

The drinkers were always very generous to the bards, and soon Wendy had a hat full of molas.

"Boss, give me a glass of dandelion wine."

Wendy, who was in a good mood, drained out 900 molars and prepared to have a few drinks.

The bartender Charles looked at Wendy's appearance. Her young and fair face didn't look like an adult at all, and then he spoke.

"Sorry, little brother, we don't sell alcohol to minors here. You can have a glass of juice."

"Huh? Little brother? I'm an adult! And last time I came to Mondstadt, there were no such rules!"

Wendy's face looked bitter. If she didn't drink, wouldn't it cost her her life?

Charles crossed his arms and said, "There will always be little brothers pretending to be adults. Moreover, we at Chenxi Winery established this rule more than ten years ago. At that time, you were still in your mother's womb, right?"

"Pfft!"

Yunxing, who was watching on the sidelines, couldn't help laughing when he heard this.

The majestic Fengshen was treated as a little brother who wanted to drink secretly, hahaha!

Charles and Wendy looked over at the same time, Yunxing reluctantly suppressed her smile and said.

"I remember happy things."

After hearing this, Charles stopped looking at Yunxing, but Wendy kept staring at Yunxing.

Looking at Yunxing's face, Wendy's eyes gradually narrowed, then gradually brightened as if she was remembering something, and she sighed towards Yunxing.

"Oh! So it's you! My old friend!"

Yunxing was stunned when he heard this, but looking at Wendy's expression, it seemed that she was indeed talking about herself.

I can't help but have doubts in my heart. Could it be... Masaka? !

Am I the powerful demon who survived the Demon War with Wendy, but I just don’t remember it?

It sounds very suitable for my identity as the protagonist, but I seem to have only come to Teyvat ten years ago.

Wendy continued to speak with emotion.

"I vaguely remember the last time we traveled around the world together. Snowy mountains, plains, deserts, and jungles. These experiences seem to be the same as the last time."

Ah this...

Yunxing sat on the chair with a wine glass. Should he react at this time?

But I have no impression of these at all?

By the way, did you secretly talk nonsense?

Wendy showed a nostalgic smile and continued.

"I still remember the two words you said most often at that time, that is,

Walk! I’ll treat you to a drink. This time I’ll treat you to a drink. Next time I treat you to a drink, you must come! "

Yunxing had a dark look on his face and understood immediately.

Wendy, this stupid person, is definitely lying to herself! XiuShu.com

Showing a kind smile, Yunxing looked at Wendy and said.

"But why don't I remember these things?"

The expression on Wendy's face became a little surprised, as if she was sympathizing with her friend's experience.

"Oh, then this must be amnesia. Although I don't know what you suffered, it must be very painful. Forget the 763 drinks you owed me before, just buy me a drink this time."

Painful uncle, your real purpose is to trick me into buying you a drink!

Yunxing thought of the ability he had just acquired, and the corner of his mouth curled up with an imperceptible arc, and then he looked at Wendy.

"Then it seems I have to buy you a drink and talk about my past. What would you like to drink?"

Wendy was overjoyed. She didn't expect the effect to be so good. It seems necessary to find someone else to try this method next time!

"Just a cup of apple juice."

The bartender Charles didn't bother to expose the bard's lies, since he had business to do anyway.

"Your stuffed apples."

Pushing the wine glass towards Yunxing with his fingers, Yunxing picked up the wine glass and whispered in his heart.

"Killer Queen, the first bomb!"

Invisible power extended from Yunxing's hand, penetrated the wine glass, and directly turned the stuffed apple into a bomb!

Come on Wendy, try my special Exploding Apple Stuff.

Poor Wendy didn't notice anything unusual at all, and happily took the wine glass with this thought in mind.

How great it would be if everyone was as easy to fool as Yunxing!

Seeing the fruit wine turned into a bomb enter Wendy's mouth, Yunxing nodded with satisfaction, but did not detonate it immediately.

He can control the power of the bomb explosion, and when the fruit wine completely enters Wendy's body, he will give Wendy a surprise.

"Wendy, I'm very confused right now. I have no memory of my previous memories at all. Can you tell me more about it?"

Yunxing looked at Wendy with a fake expression of pain.

Wendy naturally said that she had no problem with this. I am good at deceiving people!

Seeing Wendy drink all the glass of fruit wine, the corners of Yunxing's mouth raised slightly.

It's time to give you a little surprise.

Press it with your fist and thumb, and you will hear a "click" sound, as if something has been activated.

Wendy was telling Yunxing endlessly about his legendary experiences that did not exist, when she suddenly frowned.

"Hey, oh, why does my stomach suddenly hurt?"

Yunxing controlled the power of the bomb within a small range, and it worked, so he quickly pretended to be disappointed.

"Wendy, but I'm still so confused. Please tell me more."

Wendy, who didn't notice anything, had no choice but to continue talking, but her posture on the stool gradually became distorted.

Wendy thought it was just a simple stomach upset and it would get better after a while.

But as time went by, the churning in my stomach seemed to become more and more intense.

And Wendy's expression began to become distorted with her posture.

The muscles on the originally handsome young man's face now seemed to be twisted into a ball.

Yunxing tried her best to suppress her smile so that Wendy wouldn't notice it. Seeing Wendy turning around, Yunxing quickly expressed her emotion.

"Wendy, after hearing what you have said, let me buy you another drink!"

Unable to hold on any longer, Wendy stopped drinking. She got up and rushed out of the tavern without looking back, leaving behind a single sentence.

"I'm in a hurry. Say goodbye!"

Yunxing quickly chased after him, shouting as he chased.

"Hey, don't go, Wendy, I'm so confused!"

Seeing Wendy clutching her belly and running around looking for the toilet, taking small steps, the smile on Yunxing's face could no longer hold back.

Wendy just felt like her stomach was churning.

The nerves throughout the body were tightened as if to contain the savage beast in the body.

The moment I saw the public toilet, it was as if I saw the light that could redeem me.

Wendy breathed a sigh of relief when she saw the light.

However, the master Wozki Shuode has a famous saying.

When you have a stomachache, don't believe any bullshit.

that's it.

Wendy.

Falling in front of salvation.

The wind today is very noisy.