The cannon fodder of Quick Travel got what he wanted

Su Yuhuai heard the sound of ping-ping-pong-pong-pong-pong from the cage, and thought something was wrong with Xiao Jin. He immediately came over with his slippers thumping on his feet. At the same time, he was wondering, the cage was not closed. If he disliked being small, he could fly around and play. One play.

It can't be this canary that was picked up, it's just a stupid bird, right?

Su Yuhuai didn't want to take in the dying canary at first, not because he couldn't afford it, but because of the nature of his work. If he had a small animal at home, he couldn't be responsible for it?

If he has less filming time, he won't go home for at least two or three months. If he has more time, he won't come home for more than half a year to a year. I'm afraid he would have starved to death long ago.

When he looked at the canary, its small eyes revealed requests and hopes, and as soon as his mind became hot, he brought it back.

Fortunately, he had rested these days, otherwise, the bird would probably have starved to death.

Su Yuhuai also had a headache. The key was that he had no experience in raising birds. He finally searched through his friends list and found a plastic brother who had raised birds before but raised them to death. After asking about it, he found out that Che Junxiu, that guy, kept talking non-stop. For an hour, he said most of the off-topic topics, and only a few words about raising birds.

Unable to bear it any longer, he interrupted, "I just want to ask about how to raise birds. Why are you talking about natural enemies..." If you raise them at home, they can be eaten by big birds, right?

Cha Junxiu smiled awkwardly and tried to change the subject, but failed. In the end, he could only whisper: "Then what...you know my...I've been raised to death..."

So, you still dare to ask me, am I too... stupid?

Cha Junxiu immediately got a bad word from Brother Su and then hung up the phone.

Cha Junxiu had a look of surprise and confusion on his face. Brother Su, was he swearing?

right? right?

Su Yuhuai had no choice but to search online, how to raise canaries...?

Several of them were neurotic bullshit answers.

An unknown netizen said this: If you want to raise a canary well, you must raise it with your own body!

Su Yuhuai's eyes turned into mosquito coils, what?

what?

What kind of bullshit answer is this?

Outrageous, so outrageous!

Moving on to the second point, it’s not that simple. Naturally it’s like this...and then like that...

Su Yuhuai crossed out expressionlessly, "This and that, this generation of netizens really can't do it!"

Finally I came across some answers from normal netizens, but——

Su Yuhuai found that it didn't seem to work. For three days, Xiao Jin's condition was not very good. He was wilting and couldn't lift his spirits.

He even took Xiaojin to see a veterinarian. The veterinarian didn't find anything wrong. He just said: "Maybe he's not in a good mood. I want you, the shit-sweeper, to pay more attention to me."

Su Yuhuai felt that since he had picked it up, he had to be responsible.

He tried to establish a friendly relationship with Xiao Jin, but Xiao Jin always looked depressed and sad, and he was not flattering to his savior.

snort!

Little white-eyed wolf!

Su Yuhuai is quite patient. He has been single for twenty-seven years. If nothing else, he has plenty of patience.

If there were no accidents, maybe this canary would stay with him for more than ten years. He still had to take good care of this little ancestor and add some popularity to his life.

I hope that with Xiao Jin, his parents will stop urging him to find a partner.

Su’s father and Su’s mother: If you can’t afford to play with people, you should play with birds, right?

I didn’t expect you, my son, to be this kind of person!

Su Yuhuai thought of his parents, and his father and mother called him. What he said was nothing more than finding a girlfriend as soon as possible and giving birth to a baby for us.

"I'm busy at work——"

"You're busy at work, so why don't you work? Your family can't support you?"

"The Queen Mother gives you an ultimatum, son. If you don't find a girlfriend this year, she will arrange for you to go on a blind date. Son, think about it yourself..." Su's father glanced at Su's mother, who was sullen, and said every word. He conveyed the message carefully, saying the last sentence extremely quietly.

"I have company -" Su Yuhuai immediately gave out his excuse when he saw Canary, who was bouncing around and seemed to be getting better.

"What kind of companion, girlfriend? Or wife and daughter-in-law?" Su's mother was so excited when she heard that, she snatched the mobile phone from Su's father's hand and asked immediately.

Su Yuhuai smiled sarcastically: "I picked up a canary, I -"

"Canary——" Mother Su's voice was high.

Su Yuhuai moved the phone away, which hurt his ears, and then he heard an outrageous sentence, "Can a canary give birth to a baby for you?"

Su's father spurted out the tea he drank in his mouth, and wet his clothes with water stains. His eyes were round and he stared at his wife dumbfounded, "No, wife, are you serious?"

Since the phone was out of reach, Su Yuhuai turned on the loudspeaker button. Jin Qiaoyin, who was jumping in the cage, almost slipped and fell when he heard this.

emmmmm...

If Su's mother thought, it's not impossible for her, but it seems that what she gave birth to was not a cub, but... an egg?

He tilted his head and looked at Su Yuhuai, the shit shoveler. Well, he has sharp eyebrows and starry eyes, red lips and white teeth. He is gentle and elegant, and he even has dimples!

It's her thing, otherwise, in a few days...ahem...

She is a bird now, the spring season has arrived, and it is time to lay eggs.

The original wish was, firstly, revenge, but also to lay eggs.

It was a good bird life, but it didn't even finish the journey, and it was miserable. It was so miserable.

Jin Qiaoyin expressed sympathy, so she came to help with the task she had not completed!

The consciousness of the world did not hinder her idea, which shows that finding a human egg is also possible.

Hehehe~ Then she won't be polite.

However, if the egg is laid, is it a baby bird or a baby?

No matter what, we'll talk about it after giving birth.

Even if they are baby birds, she can still turn them into human cubs. Otherwise, how can she let the father raise them?

Su Yuhuai shivered for no reason and touched his clothes. He was not cold. That must be Cha Junxiu scolding him behind his back.

Cha Junxiu:? ? ?

The huge pot was stuck on my head like this, it was amazing!

"Mom, what are you talking about!" Su Yuhuai said angrily. Really impatient to listen to their urging, he hung up the phone and turned to face a certain canary with its little head tilted and its eyes unblinking. Staring at him.

Su Yuhuai called out his name tentatively, "Xiao Jin?"

Jin Qiaoyin:? ? ?

Covered face?

what? What?

Are you calling her?

Jin Qiaoyin looked around for a while, wasn't he calling her by such a rustic name?

In order to avoid being entangled by others, Jin Qiaoyin took out a certain golden ball and thrust it into Su Yuhuai's head.

At that moment, Su Yuhuai's expression changed. He felt very strange, his expression was stiff, and he stood there for a long time without moving.

Just...who was speaking...?