shock! Mr. Fu’s flash marriage wife is actually a metaphysics boss

Theory of Relativity: @灵儿, holy shit, please elaborate.

Xiaocai XX: @I want to listen.

Ye Xiyao didn't look at the public screen. She looked at A Yu, "What's wrong with your dad?"

A Yu, "The day before yesterday in the evening, my parents were sitting under the eaves chatting. Who knew that a tile suddenly fell and hit my dad's head. A hole was made in his head. He is still in the hospital now!"

A Yu said, "Master, has my mother really offended some god? If so, what should my mother do?"

Ye Xiyao, "It depends on whether your mother has done anything irregular recently. You should call her and ask her first, and then we'll talk."

"That's fine."

The aunt immediately called her mother.

On the screen of Ye Xiyao's mobile phone, a gray screen appeared like leaving temporarily.

Three minutes later, A Yu's face appeared on the screen.

A Yu said, "Master, some netizens are really right. My mother must have offended the gods, so the gods punished my mother."

Ye Xiyao leaned on the chair, frowning slightly, "Explain and tell me."

Hoshikawa Roko: It turns out that you really offended the gods!

Buzhou Shan: That’s for sure, otherwise how could you be so unlucky for no reason?

Twenty-Six: It’s possible that he encountered the Shuishen, right?

Little Peach Bunny: What is the God of Failure?

Sad Chicken: The God of Degeneration will make you unlucky if you meet him. You don’t even understand such a simple thing!

A Yu ignored them and continued: "It was my mother who picked up manure to water the vegetables a week ago. Then there was an old lady in our village. Her grandson often fell ill, so she believed in gods. When my mother passed by a temple, My mother only chatted with her for a few words.

Then my mother said, what age are we in now, where are the ghosts and gods, do you still believe in these? If I believe these are useful, then what else will the hospital do?

Instead of spending that money to buy these fruits for them to eat, you might as well buy them for your grandson! Maybe it was the words my mother said that offended the gods, and then the gods punished my mother! "

Xingchuan Luozi: I'm going! Your mother is also a real tiger. She actually said such words at the gate of another temple?

Stay in my world: Your mother deserves it, she is so old and she still speaks so freely!

Sad Chicken: Don’t you know there is a god standing three feet above your head? What's more, your mother is still saying those words at other people's doorsteps. It's just a small thing to bring bad luck to your family. It's not bad if it doesn't kill your family!

Ginger Candy: Isn’t this what you deserve?

Half a cat: Who says it’s not?

112U: Be respectful and don’t put your family in danger because of your ignorance!

A Yu said, "Master, what should we do now?"

Ye Xiyao, "What else can you do? What your mother said offended others, then your mother should buy incense candles, paper money, bring offerings and kowtow to them sincerely to admit her mistake. If they can forgive me, then this It's over now, if you don't forgive me, your family will be even more unlucky in the future!"

A Yu, "Okay, then I'll let my mother apologize first. Thank you, Master."

Ye Xiyao, "You're welcome."

The connection was disconnected. Ye Xiyao looked at Gongping and asked, "Is Mu Yun here?"

The ID named Mu Yun hurriedly typed on the public screen: I'm here, Master! It's finally my turn!

Ye Xiyao, "What about direct connection?"

After getting the other party's answer, Ye Xiyao directly sent a connection invitation.

After the other party connected, Mu Yun's face appeared on the phone screen.

He is a young man wearing a white T-shirt.

He is very good-looking, and those people in the comment area were furious after seeing it.

Fengguojianghe: I'll wipe it! Handsome guy!

Jiang Yue: Does this handsome guy have a partner? Do you mind online dating?

Shilixiang: Handsome man, I am single, please flirt!

Seeing those comments, Ye Xiyao was speechless.

Ye Xiyao was too lazy to read the comments and looked at Mu Yun in the video, "Mu Yun, what do you want to do?"

Mu Yun said, "Master, I would like to ask my wife and I when we will have a baby."

The wind crosses the river:...

Jiang Yue:......

Shilixiang:......

Banmian:……

See Jiang Nanyu again: Hahahaha, I’m laughing so hard, she’s already married, hahahaha!

Shilixiang: It was so sudden!

Panfeng: Handsome man, divorce your wife. I will give you as many children as you want!

The puppy's longing: Handsome boy, I'll give birth to a bunch of babies for you!

Haitang: Handsome man, if you want a child, you want me to give it to you!

Mu Yun and Ye Xiyao looked very embarrassed after seeing these comments.

Mu Yun, in particular, was so embarrassed that his ears turned red.

Are all people nowadays so ungrateful?

Ye Xiyao coughed lightly, "This needs to be combined with your lover's birthday and horoscope. Can you please tell me your lover's birthday and horoscope?"

Mu Yun said, "Okay, okay."

Mu Yun then told Ye Xiyao the birthdays of himself and his wife.

After Ye Xiyao finished doing the math, she said, "Let me talk about your lover's horoscope first. I won't say much else about your lover's horoscope. As for her horoscope, there is more gold and water in the whole, because there are more gold and water in the eight characters. , Jinshui accounted for seven.

As for this metal and water, according to numerology, metal and water are cold, while fire and wood are warm, so your lover's horoscope is the cold one. When we are pregnant, from a physical point of view, women are inherently yin, and their constitution is also a cold one.

Therefore, if the horoscope is cold, the body will also be cold, and such coldness will be reflected in the reproductive system. In this way, women will have uterine cold. Once such a situation occurs, then implantation will not be ideal. ! "

Panfeng: Oh my god, this master is really good at telling fortunes. I’m convinced!

Jiang Tang: Her calculations are very accurate!

Sad Chicken: Anyway, I think the other bloggers must be fake, but this blogger is definitely genuine!

Mu Yun said, "Master, can we have children in the future?"

Ye Xiyao, "Judging from your horoscopes, you are not the kind of people who have no heirs or heirs. These will not happen. So as long as you two are in good health, you should take it."

Mu Yun, "The main reason is that our family is also anxious to have a baby, so I would like to ask Master if you can give us some advice on how we can have a baby as soon as possible!"

Ye Xiyao, "Your wife is mainly suffering from two conditions: coldness in her horoscope and coldness in her body. You'd better go to a Chinese medicine practitioner first for some treatment. In addition, during this period, you can choose warm colors for your wife's clothes." Department, such as red and pink.

It is also best to choose red bedding at home, so that it can warm her up. Then your horoscope will be relatively strong. When water and wood appear in the Renyin year, your body will be revealed, and your home will be decorated in warm colors.

This will help you and achieve the role of harmonizing the palace of children and grandchildren. Anyway, you two should give it a try in the next two years. As long as you follow my instructions, you should be able to get admitted. "