After being addicted to alchemy, the lady was kneeled down and licked by the Duke

Chapter 76 Killing like crazy (please vote)

Chapter 76: Killing like crazy (please vote)

"Like every tauren, he is honest, hard-working, honest and trustworthy."

"Objection!!!" The prosecution lawyer finally caught the opportunity.

His eyes were red and he was mooing vigorously, like a bull ready to kill the elf in the courtroom at any time.

The judge who almost became the defendant said with a wooden face, "What do you object to?"

"I object to what he said, 'The defendant is an honest and trustworthy minotaur'! My client told me that he is a treacherous, cunning, despicable..."

"Objection." The elf said calmly.

Judge: "..." He has been a judge for forty years and has never been as miserable as today.

"...What do you object to?" The judge covered his chest.

The elf lawyer said: "The words of the prosecution lawyer involve racial discrimination, racial slurs, race..."

The judge even made this group of "races" kneel down, and simply banged the hammer and announced: "The defense lawyer's objection is valid, and the prosecution lawyer's objection is invalid."

The prosecution lawyer looked blank.

Li Aili saw the bubbles above his head turn into a large group of alpacas, roaring and running wildly above his head, trampling his few hairs.

The elf lawyer continued: "I apply for our first witness to come to court to testify for what I just said."

Then, Li Aili saw the lady sitting next to her walking up to the witness stand with great dignity.

"My name is Leona. Many people should know me. I am a dancer at the Wandering Tavern."

"Today I stand here to reveal a secret of mine to everyone, thereby proving Mr. Niu Hoof's honesty!"

"I was once a man! Thanks to the 'hair growth potion' sold to me by Mr. Ba Jin, I finally became a real woman as I wished!"

Li Aili: "..." I have admired her for a long time.

There was dead silence in the courtroom, except for the calm elf lawyer.

Li Aili seemed to hear a crashing sound. What was it?

It turns out that it is everyone’s three views and the ‘heart’ of the eight jurors on the jury.

The elf lawyer flipped through the file in his hand, "Judge, I need to invite the second key witness to prove..."

The judge covered his heart and said, "No, no, no! I believe you."

The elf continued: "Then, the Duchess was also present on the day of the incident, and I would like to apply for the Duchess to appear as a witness."

"Objection! Objection! I object!" The prosecution lawyer was already crazy.

The judge struck the gavel at hand with a livid face, "Your objections, prosecution lawyer."

"This alchemy shop is owned by the Duchess! She is the boss! She is the Duke's wife. Her testimony..."

"Objection." The elf said calmly.

Li Aili: "..." She was anxious for the prosecution lawyer and really wanted to hear what he said completely.

The judge closed his eyes, covered his heart with one hand, turned his head and said something to the trial assistant beside him.

The trial assistant hurriedly ran out of the courtroom, ran back a short time later, and then handed a bottle of bright holy water to the justice. The judge raised his head and took a sip of the holy water of light, and his livid face became better.

Then, a bubble popped up above his head: [5000 gold coins, 5000! Damn black market! Damn the Black Heart Holy Court! 】

Li Aili: "..." After the lawsuit, should the tauren sell her healing potion to this person?

It seems that elves are accustomed to judges drinking drugs in court.

After the judge finished drinking the medicine, he said calmly: "There is no law in the Kingdom's constitution that prohibits a boss from testifying for her employees.

In particular, several of the plaintiffs brought charges against my client, not the Duchess. "

"Do they dare?? Ah?? Let me ask you, do they dare to sue the Duke's wife in Leng Jade Duke??"

Li Aili looked at the table, and without the help of two assistants, she would have thrown down the prosecution lawyer who was looking for a PK with the real elf at the defense lawyer's table...

It was the first time she felt sympathy for an enemy, really.

The elf lowered his eyes and looked at the file, "Your Honor, the prosecution lawyer just suspected that the supreme ruler of the duchy was guilty of harboring and dereliction of duty..."

The judge's face turned green.

The prosecution lawyer’s face turned purple, “I’m not! I didn’t!!! Don’t talk nonsense!”

The elf tilted his head slightly, "Then the reason why you opposed the duchess just now is..."

Two minutes later, Li Aili stood on the witness stand.

Silence is today's justice, and collapse is today's prosecution lawyer.

Li Aili stood on the witness stand for the first time.

The elf asked: "Were you present on the day of the incident and heard Ba Jin Niu Hoo explain the shortcomings of the product to several plaintiffs?"

"Uh, yeah."

Li Aili emphasized: "When they went out, I also emphasized the problem of this product."

The elf nodded, "In other words, they still chose to continue this adventurous mission even though they knew that the products they purchased were defective?"

Li Aili: "Yes."

"That's all, ma'am, thank you for your cooperation."

Two witnesses, a few objections.

The prosecution lawyer was carried directly out of the court on a stretcher.

Because the prosecution lawyer was absent, the court decided to reschedule the hearing on another day.

However, at this time, the elf said calmly and calmly, "Objection."

Judge:"……"

He looked at the hammer in his hand, then at the elf, then dropped the gavel and walked away.

Ten minutes later, another young judge hurried in and sat on the bench.

"Justice de Gaulle went home to recuperate due to a sudden heart attack. Now I'm taking over this lawsuit."

He carefully looked at the elf below and said, "Do you have any objection?"

The elf looked at him inexplicably, "Why are you asking me? You are the chief judge, aren't you?"

The second justice wiped the sweat from his head and said, "Well, let's continue the trial."

He took the record from the clerk, and after reading it, he carefully asked the elf again, "Excuse me, why do you object to rescheduling the trial?"

The elf stepped forward calmly and placed a lawsuit in front of the judge.

“I want to file a lawsuit against the five plaintiffs on behalf of the green booger lady, the green stone lady, and the five other goblin ladies.

Accusing them of ruthlessly and inhumanly treating five helpless goblin ladies in the goblin lair..."

The new chief judge was a little confused and raised his hand to interrupt the elf lawyer, "Wait, wait..."

He tried to catch up with the demon...elven lawyer's train of thought, "You mean, you want to sue the plaintiff before this case is over?"

The elf nodded, and then took the trouble to say: "As far as I know, the Kingdom of Clark..."

The new judge responded in advance: "Yes, we have no law that says you can't do this."

He was silent for a moment, "Because, normal lawyers don't do this."

The judge hurriedly added, "I never meant to discriminate against you, insult you, or look down on you when I said this. What I mean is that my experience is shallow. No, the judges in our entire duchy have little experience. They have never I’ve heard of this happening.”

The elf lawyer pushed up his rimless glasses and said, "So, you mean to reject..."

The new judge answered again, "I understand, you will submit a lawsuit to the Joint Committee of the Six Empires of Intelligent Races, and then I will be the defendant and not the judge."

The elf nodded approvingly.

The new judge banged the hammer directly, "Let the five plaintiffs be detained first. Regarding their treatment of the goblins..." He really couldn't hold back the word.

"Choose a date for the court session."

The clerk called him in a low voice: "Your Honor."

The judge looked sideways at him.

"What should we do about the case of Ba Jin Niu Hoo?"

The new judge rolled his eyes and said, "The plaintiffs are all gone, what do you think we should do?"

He banged the gavel at hand, maintaining the final dignity of the justice, and said with a smile: "Mr. Ba Jin, congratulations on your acquittal in court."

Li Aili: "..." This is really...

God's.

After the trial, the Elf lawyer received hundreds of business cards.

He slowly stuffed the pile of business cards into his storage bracelet.

Even the royal family of Clark Kingdom may not necessarily have a few pieces of space magic equipment.

But this lawyer used it lavishly to hold his business cards.

"Thank you, Mr. Panticilin!" Li Aili thanked him.

"Thank you so much."

Panticilin smiled politely and raised his rimless glasses with his index finger, "Actually, I heard that your alchemy is very powerful."

"If you can provide me with some alchemical potions that will help my career."

Li Aili immediately waved her hand, "No, no, no, your professional level is already amazing, I'm afraid I can't let it go any further..."

Before he finished speaking, the rat-tailed adventurer, who was about to be detained, broke free from the Sheriff's control and rushed towards the elf lawyer with red eyes.

"I'll kill you!! You son of a bitch!!"

The elf reacted surprisingly quickly. He lifted up his long legs and kicked the mouse tail woolen player in the chin, sending him flying.

"Just in case you need this kind of alchemy potion, can you do it?"

Li Aili: "……………………"

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