Chapter 32 The Mudslide of Life (please vote)

Night falls.

Beautiful magic lights light up in the back garden.

In a sea of ​​flowers, there is a romantic dining table.

A pair of handsome men and beautiful women sat at both ends of the long table.

The magic lamp hit Marquis Marina's face, making her moist skin look like a shelled egg, with not a single pore visible.

Marquise Marina, who had taken two bottles of "beauty potion", was indeed radiant and beautiful.

Moreover, she did not feel any discomfort after taking the medicine.

It is reasonable to suspect that this is the excuse of the minotaur in the alchemy shop who does not want to sell "beauty potions" to her, an outsider.

Under the moonlight, in the sea of ​​flowers.

The magic lamp slowly changes colors, everything is so romantic and beautiful.

Marquis Marina looked at the man sitting opposite, Arthur Leng Jade, with a look of admiration.

The man has an invincible and powerful army, a vast fiefdom that occupies one-third of the kingdom's area, a wealth that rivals other countries, and his handsome appearance that makes countless girls turn around.

How could God give a man so much favor?

Marquis Marina cleared her throat gently, then clamped her throat and made a voice as sweet and sweet as a lark: "Brother Arthur~ Madam, you won't mind if you eat alone with me, right?"

The Duke's ice-blue eyes lowered slightly, staring at the bright red wine in the goblet in front of him.

The magic lamp behind him was a little bright, making his expression a little unclear.

The Marquise continued in a sweet voice: "I'm really worried that Madam will misunderstand her. You said, sister, she won't misunderstand, right?"

"'Misunderstanding'?" The Duke tasted the word gently, and for a moment his smile was terrifyingly cold.

The Marquise was so frightened by that smile that she subconsciously trembled.

"I know sister, she just likes to be unreasonable and troublesome." Marina tidied her hair timidly, "It's not like me. If it were me, I would definitely not be so unreasonable."

After hearing this, Arthur Leng Feicui leaned back in his chair and pinched his eyebrows.

"I'm so angry that I'm wasting my time here..." he whispered.

After that, the Duke stood up, ready to end this farce early.

However, at this moment, Marina felt a sudden bloating in her lower abdomen.

The gas was so bloating that it almost burst her waist.

Because of the girdle, the breath was strangled and she ran down without hesitation. The unprepared Marquis Marina let out a loud fart in front of the coldest male god in the empire.

"Porphyrin——"

There was dead silence.

The Duke who was about to leave was stunned.

Marina just felt like her mind went blank.

But the two bottles of beauty potion she drank did not allow her to 'blank'.

Just listen, "Porphyry", "Puff", "Puff"...

The two bottles of potion stacked together were simply devilish. The sound was like a percussion that could not be stopped.

Arthur Leng Jade: "………………"

The Duke, who could not change his expression even after crawling out of a pile of dead people, was looking at the blank-faced Marquise Marina at this moment, speechless.

Neither the 'taste' at this time nor a man's gentlemanly qualities would allow him to stay here and watch a little girl make a fool of herself.

Seeing the handsome man turn around and leave with a subtle look on his face, Marina felt that her dream was shattered.

She panicked, completely confused.

A flash of inspiration flashed through my blank mind.

【Charming Potion】!

right! As long as I have the charm potion, I can make the Duke change his mind!

Even if you have seen me fart, you still love me with all your heart!

However, in her panic, she forgot who she should let drink the 'charm potion'.

So, her personal maid looked at the potion that was supposed to be given to the Duke, but her mistress took it out, raised her head in panic, and took a breath.

maid:"……"

The first thing the Marquise saw after drinking the medicine was the back of Duke Leng Jade.

At this moment, she fell completely in love.

There is only this man in my eyes, nothing else.

then……

Then, another effect of the alchemy potion came into play.

The princess's feet began to slowly lift off the ground.

With a loud "porphyry", she suddenly jumped into the air like an accelerating rocket.

Servants of Constantinople: "..."(`Д)!!

The panicked cries of the servants made the Duke look back.

I saw the Marquise, who was crying violently and changing the direction of her flight due to the fart, like a punctured deflated balloon... running around in the sky.

Arthur Leng Jade: "..."

This cannot be considered a dark history in life.

This is simply a mudslide in life.

Arthur pinched his eyebrows. He seemed to have done this frequently since he got his Duchess back.

However, the man who turned to leave could not help but raise the corners of his mouth slightly.

……

In the castle, Li Aili was meditating over a table of "delicious food".

In front of her was a bowl of blue-purple "unknown solid-liquid mixture".

"You just said, what is the name of this dish?" Li Aili asked the manservant passing the dish.

The manservant said respectfully: "This dish is the traditional delicacy of the Moko lizard people, Moko lizard chowder."

Li Aili silently pushed the bowl further away.

She didn't want to see a complete Moko lizard floating in the soup any time soon.

Then she looked at the second plate of food in front of her.

On an expensive porcelain plate, there were several thin slices of raw meat.

The manservant dutifully introduced: "This is cave python sashimi."

Li Aili: "..."

Did the piece of meat "twitch" just now?

She immediately asked the valet to take the plate down. One more look and she won't have to eat tonight.

Finally, the footman placed the evening's main dish in front of her.

A basket of white bread and a measly little plate of pickles on the side.

Li Aili took a deep breath, "Where's the dessert? What's the dessert?"

The valet said: "There is no dessert today."

No dessert? !

Nothing sweet! !

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

This sentence completely ignited Li Aili, and she burst into flames.

You are not such a bully!

Li Aili angrily rushed out of the North District restaurant, ready to roll up her sleeves and fight with the man she was dating.

I planned a romantic dinner for you, is this how you "repay the favor"? ?

She must have an explanation for the lack of dessert at dinner tonight!

Then, she bumped into Arthur Leng Jade, who was striding towards her.

Behind the tall man was Conrad, the kind-hearted old butler.

Conrad was holding a huge forest jam cake exuding an alluring sweet aroma.

"Gudu" Li Aili swallowed the saliva that she couldn't help secreting.

"Where are you going?" The Duke looked at his naughty and lovely lady.

Li Aili was like a cat attracted to the dried fish. Her beautiful green eyes were staring at the cake without moving, "Ah, did you end your date with the Marquise so soon?"

The Duke chuckled lightly, "Thanks to someone, the Marquise is still in the sky, enjoying the fun of 'flying'."

Li Aili, who was thinking about cakes, finally realized something was wrong. She looked at the Duke in confusion, "What? Is she flying in the sky?"! (◎_◎;)

What the hell? ?

Marquise Marina drank the charm potion herself?

That thing only works if you let the other person drink it!

Li Aili subconsciously looked out the window.

This restaurant in the North District happens to have a view of the garden.

I saw a figure 'flying' in mid-air, and several royal griffon knights chased after him on their gryphons, trying to rescue the princess who was experiencing the 'joy of flying'.

However, for some unknown reason, the princess, who was flying steadily south, suddenly made a sharp turn and turned 90 degrees to the east.

As a result, the gryphon knights who were 'rescuing' from the north and south collided with each other.

Both "crash".

Li Aili: "..."

Why is the king's illegitimate princess flying in the sky? ?

Because she drank the problematic [Flying Potion].

Why could she get the flying potion wrong? ?

Oh, yes, I remembered it, because she didn't listen to the precautions for using the potion when she left. (╯°□°)╯︵┻━┻

While she was stunned, the Duke had already signaled to the servants to quietly remove the "delicious food" from the table.

When Li Aili sat back at the dining table in a daze, a sumptuous meal that fit normal human appetites was already placed in front of her.

The grilled chicken is shiny and mouth-watering; the cold appetizers are full of color and flavor; the mouth-watering carnivorous vine ice flower pan-fried dumplings; and a sweet forest jam cake!

This is the food of life!

Li Aili ate a large piece of cake in one bite.

The sweet cake is like fuel to start the sluggish brain.

Li Aili frowned slightly.

If the princess drinks the wrong potion, shouldn't the duke be a hero and save her?

Why did you come back?

Li Aili hesitated and asked, "Um, is there anything else going on tonight?"

The Duke drank a mouthful of cream soup and said calmly: "Except for the Marquis performing a 'stunt' in front of me, everything is normal, my dear."

Li Aili asked curiously: "What special skill?"

The Duke looked at her tenderly and said tactfully: "The other effect of your 'beauty potion' is too strong, my dear."

Li Aili: "………………"

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