The fake eunuch who lurked in the palace

"You are so petty, you think everyone is as bold as you." Lu Li pinched Li Yi's face.

"Be careful, what if it's a bad wolf." Li Yi grabbed Lu Li's hand and held it with his.

"Can he be more fierce than you?" Lu Li's beautiful eyes were flowing.

"That's true."

Li Yi laughed playfully and picked her up, "Have a rest for a while, and I'll give you a squeeze."

"Chao'er is not young anymore. Madam, don't be too indulgent. It's time for him to learn to deal with political affairs." Li Yi gently squeezed Lu Li's shoulder and said.

Lu Li raised her eyebrows slightly, "Li Yi, your fatherly love for Chao'er is too strong."

"Is he really your biological child?"

Li Yi smiled, peeled a grape and fed it to Lu Li, "Children have the most energy. Chao'er is so smart, how can we restrict him? We must cultivate him to the maximum extent."

"You're almost three years old, and it's time to shoulder your own weight."

"I have high hopes."

"It's not a milk doll after all."

"Ow!"

Li Yi, who was pinched at the waist, felt aggrieved and said, "Madam, I know you only care about your son!"

Lu Li squeezed Li Yi's face and said, "Don't even check whether what you say is human. For a child under three years old, if you let him handle the memorial, be careful that he directly orders you to be imprisoned."

"If the little guy has such courage, I'll call him daddy!" Li Yi groaned, scratching his neck.

Li Chao, who was eavesdropping in the corner, walked away with his back straight, his calves moving quickly, and he went straight to the Supervisor of Ceremonies.

Li Yi moved his hand down and squeezed Lu Li's waist, "Madam, where is Mistress Lin? Why haven't I seen her? After training for so long, I can't keep it in vain."

Lu Li raised his eyes lazily, "She went to Chenglin County, how dare she stay in the palace now."

"Ok?"

"What did she do?" Li Yi raised his eyebrows with interest.

"On the way to Min County, she met Mao Wenyun, and the two had a good chat."

"I see." Li Yi said with a smile, "It seems that she has already guessed a lot."

"Madam, shut up."

"Seriously?" Lu Li raised his eyelids, "Commander Lu has changed his temper? He was not so ruthless in the past. After all, he is someone who has had a close relationship with each other."

"Unjustly accused!" Li Yi immediately exclaimed, "I really have never touched him!"

"It's true that Lin Wan was drugged, but I threw her directly into the bathtub. Because of this, she repeatedly instigated Lin Wan. Unfortunately, I couldn't carry it on my shoulders. It's miserable to be bullied."

"Li'er is the only one in this world who can make me unable to help myself." Li Yi lay down on his side and looked at Lu Li with tender eyes.

"Glib tongue." Lu Li tapped Li Yi's nose.

"I'm going to have a long talk, so you can't write a few more words and let me have fun." Li Yi put his arms around Lu Li and kissed her earlobe.

"Do you know how worried I am? There are a lot of handsome men in the court. If you fall in love with any of them, I will go crazy."

Putting Lu Li's hand on his waist, Li Yi pursed her red lips and said, "So, I want to marry him back as soon as possible."

Lu Li laughed and put their foreheads against Li Yi's. He looked domineering, but he had never restrained her. He just liked to be jealous for no reason.

"Secret messages may be intercepted, and I don't want you to be in danger."

"As for the court... with the appointment of new Jinshi, it is indeed a lot more eye-catching."

"How are you better than me?" Li Yi slid his hand down and grabbed Lu Li's slender waist.

Lu Li chuckled, "It's not as good as Commander Lu."

This answer made Li Yi very satisfied. He kissed it twice and peeled the grapes diligently.

On hot days, eat more fruit.

It helps you feel happy, and most importantly, your skin feels more supple and smooth.

To serve your wife well is to serve yourself.

Win-win!

After giving Lu Li a squeeze for a while, Li Yi took the memorial over, opened it, and began to read it warmly.

The atmosphere in the room was extremely warm.

The door opened with a clang, and Li Chao walked in with the imperial edict in his hand. He pointed at Li Yi with a straight face, "I have asked the Chief of Ceremonies to draft the edict. If you deceive me and ignore it, you will be thrown into the prison of the Ministry of Punishment immediately!"

There was silence in the room for a moment, and Li Yi blinked twice.

Li Chao raised his chin and said with all his strength and dignity, "The Royal Forest Army is outside. I advise you to capture them without any effort!"

"Li'er, Grand Master has put a lot of thought into it. Look at the words he uses. They don't look like a child."

"I can definitely help you share the political affairs." Li Yi's eyes were dark.

"You have to call me dad from now on!" Li Chao raised his eyes proudly. No matter how smart he is, he is still a child. He thinks simply and thinks he is sure to win.

Li Yi looked at Lu Li, "I'm going to beat you up, you can't stop me, right?"

Lu Li was really shocked by Li Chao's move and remained silent.

Li Yi stayed at the hotel and took away the clamoring Li Chao. He didn't know how high the sky was, but he thought the Royal Guards could save his ass?

Eat the heart of a bear and the courage of a leopard! Dare you call him daddy! ! !

"let me go!!!"

"It's obviously you who said that as long as I order you to be imprisoned, you will call me dad!!!" Li Chao kicked his legs and tried to escape.

"You dare to believe this kind of corner talk."

"Today, I will teach you a lesson. When your arms can't hold your thighs, no matter how reasonable you are, don't get carried away."

Li Yi slapped Li Chao on the butt.

"Mother, save me!!!" Li Chao shouted at the top of his lungs.

Li Yi slapped him again with his backhand, "From this distance, even if you scream, Li'er won't be able to hear you."

"Little guy, I'm tired of all these tricks of yours."

"You have time to shout, why not think of how to make me stop."

Li Yi slapped him again, not too hastily, leaving a few seconds between them to give Li Chao time to think.

At the fifth slap, Li Chao stopped shouting and looked at Li Yi with tears in his eyes, "Dad, Chao'er is wrong, please spare Chao'er."

"What's wrong?" Li Yi stared at Li Chao.

"I, I shouldn't have called the Kingsguard."

Li Yi slapped Li Chao on the butt, "You are right to call the Royal Guards, but the Royal Guards can't do anything to me."

"If reinforcements cannot restrain the enemy, they will put themselves in danger."

"What you did wrong was that you underestimated the opponent's strength and failed to find a way to truly suppress him."

"But it's very smart to know to stop crying and change your attitude immediately."

"The remaining five slaps will be reduced."

"Does it hurt?" Li Yi's face softened and he asked warmly.

Li Chao nodded aggrievedly.

Li Yi raised the corner of his mouth and said, "It's okay if it hurts. If it doesn't hurt, how can you remember it? Don't be so anxious next time."

"I really underestimate you, you actually dare to draft an edict!" Li Yi pinched Li Chao's face.

"Let's go. You have grown up and I haven't taken you out to play. This is my dereliction of duty as a father."

Li Yi put Li Chao on his neck, "Hold it, don't pee, otherwise, you won't be allowed to sleep in Kunning Palace at night."

Li Yi threatened with a smile and took Li Chao to the racecourse.