shock! The ancestor of Black Lotus, she performed nuclear explosions in a supernatural variety show

The barrage exploded instantly!

Goosebumps suddenly appeared on everyone’s body!

[Fuck...]

[Hey guys, what the hell is this! ! ! ! Ahhh, I was scared to death. They promised that they wouldn’t become sperms after the founding of the People’s Republic of China! 】

[I got goosebumps all of a sudden, holy shit, holy shit, I dare not look at it, ah ah ah, where is my boyfriend? I suddenly remembered that I don’t have a boyfriend...]

[Ah ah ah, this is a time when someone wants to be banned! ! ! Although I often heard elders talk about this kind of thing when I was a kid, I never thought it would happen! ! ! 】

Luo Xixi, like the audience in the barrage, had never seen such a battle before!

Her eyes were as wide as bells, and she was trembling with fear. If Shen Ciqiu hadn't covered her mouth and suppressed her, she would have been so scared that her legs would be weak.

Huang Pizi asked for a seal.

Generally, when a weasel asks Feng what he is like, he wants to hear the other person say "like a human" or "like a god", but there is no correct answer to this matter. No matter what you say, this thing may explode in an instant and kill him. other side.

Therefore, this matter can almost be said to be unsolvable.

The three of them didn't speak. Of course, it wasn't that Luo Xixi didn't want to talk, it was the condition of not speaking.

Silence, silence is Cambridge tonight.

Then the shrill old lady's voice sounded again: "What do you think I look like?"

[Holy shit, shit, what should I say at this time? ? ? Ah ah ah what will happen if we don’t tell? This show won’t be taken down directly! ! ! 】

[I'll go, if I were there, I would be so scared! ! ! 】

[Don’t worry about whether the show can be taken off the shelves, whether these three people can survive is still a question! ! ! Although Shen Ciqiu is very stupid, she is not worthy of death! ! ! 】

[Didn’t Shen Ciqiu say that he was a Taoist priest? Take action quickly! ! ! What are you waiting for! ! 】

Everyone waited eagerly with bated breath.

next moment.

As expected, Shen Ciqiu took action.

She narrowed her eyes and stared at the weasel dressed as a human in front of her, her expression suddenly turned playful.

Then he said in a deep voice.

"I think you look like the God of Wealth who brings me money!"

As soon as she finished speaking, she snatched the little red lantern from the little weasel's claws, then took out a knife from somewhere, quickly put a yellow talisman on it and placed it directly on its neck.

Shen Ciqiu's voice was loud and powerful.

"I planted this tree and opened this road. If you want to go from here, leave money to buy the road!"

This operation directly stunned the audience in front of the screen, and their mouths all changed into a standard "0" shape.

Can this turn over an army? ? ?

【? ? ? ? 】

[Fuck. . . What kind of operation is this! ! ! It really shocked my eight generations of ancestors! ! ! 】

[Damn you idiot Shen Ciqiu, you deserve to be the one! ! ! 】

Not only were the others confused, but even the little guy who was over one meter tall was confused.

The two little eyes that were originally narrowed into slits were even more shocked and turned into two little beans, causing the little brain and CPU of the little brain that was not very smart to begin with to burn dry!

These are all fairies who are about to become spirits. How can they bear this kind of anger? They wanted to rebel on the spot, but they didn't expect that the yellow talisman on the opponent's knife was so fierce.

Make it unable to resist at all.

So the weasel who originally came to ask for the title was forced by Shen Ciqiu's lust, shook his body, and several golden beans fell out. Then he picked up the golden beans with his little paws and handed them to Shen Ciqiu with tears in his eyes. .

The mouths of the audience in front of the screen grew even bigger!

[What's going on? What should I do if I suddenly start to sympathize with this little goblin? ! ! By the way, what is this golden ball? 】

[As expected of Shen Ciqiu, you don’t even let goblins go...]

【Poor little goblin! ! ! Idiot Shen Ciqiu wouldn't really want to take this little goblin's golden beans! ! Ahhhh! ! ! Stop it! ! ! 】

[No, do you know what outrageous things you are saying? This is going to become a thing! ! What a semen thing! ! ! Holy shit, don’t you think it’s magical? Isn’t this the 21st century? ? ? 】

Shen Ciqiu unceremoniously took away all the golden beans in full view of everyone.

Then he grabbed the little thing by its neck and lifted it up, putting it in front of his eyes for a closer look.

"Tsk—"

Shen Ciqiu clicked his tongue.

"You little thing, you do some harmful things all day long, and you still want to become a human being?"

【no! ! ! Why did Shen Ciqiu make such an arbitrary conclusion? ! Since when have people harmed others? ! 】

【That’s it! ! It was obviously Shen Ciqiu who was bullying the demon, how could she be so embarrassed! I'm really speechless! ! 】

Luo Xixi, who was finally able to speak at this time, saw Shen Ciqiu's behavior, and the fear in her heart was swept away.

She asked in confusion: "What is this golden thing?"

Then, Shen Ciqiu's casual words made all the clamoring viewers in front of the screen shut up instantly.

"Relics, crystallizations of human bones, each come from a different human body."

After a pause, Shen Ciqiu continued,

"In other words, every time it kills a person and makes a relic, it has killed eleven people."

"what!"

Luo Xixi screamed and hid back in fright.

"Then, if we are still alive now, will it kill us?"

"It can't kill us yet."

Shen Ciqiu replied.

"Then, what is it smelling now? Is it memorizing our smell?"

Luo Xixi asked carefully. Huang Pizi, who was wilting just now, was pulled up high by Shen Ciqiu, just like a little old lady being hung up.

It narrowed its little eyes and kept sniffing something with its nose. While sniffing, it bared its teeth, and the hair on its body began to stand up.

It looks even weirder.

Shen Ciqiu chuckled: "It's smelling the same kind of scent."

"Ah? So, is there something like this nearby?" Luo Xixi looked around in fear, fearing that something would come out again.

"Do not."

Shen Ciqiu suddenly turned his gaze to Luo Xixi, who was shivering, and seemed to be smiling.

"You smell like it."