After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Inside the apartment.

Xia Yue was curled up on the sofa taking a nap.

This has become her daily routine.

Because I don’t need to work, I don’t have any worries, I won’t get fat no matter how much I eat, I don’t have to worry about money, I have eternal youth and unlimited life, and my husband is a hero.

Isn't it normal for a creature like her to sleep after eating?

But today.

Something different happened.

The door of the apartment made a creaking sound and then slowly opened.

Outside the door, three figures were squatting on the ground discussing in low voices.

"See, I told you that you can open the door without a key, and it makes much less noise."

Xia Lingyue said while holding the pin.

"...I will tell Yin Qi to stop teaching you weird things."

Mengmeng said helplessly.

"Sister, we are back home, why are you acting like thieves? Oh, I see, you stole the TV."

"You're an idiot...!"

Xia Lingyue patted her brother's head.

The crisp sound immediately made everyone hold their breath.

Because at this moment, there was a rustling sound coming from the sofa in the room.

Several people were very nervous.

But after a few seconds, Xia Yue's strange snoring was heard again.

"Ha~ huhuhu~ dessert.....dazzle my mouth..... Li Muhan, get out of here..... I won't let you eat it... huhuhu..."

Several people breathed a sigh of relief.

The last few people looked at each other, and then Xia Lingyue and Mengmeng looked at Li Lingsheng with extremely firm eyes.

"...?"

Li Lingsheng is a little slow, but he is not mentally retarded.

He already knew that disaster was imminent.

"Can I escape now?"

"You try it." Xia Lingyue clenched her fists until they crackled, scaring Li Lingsheng so much that he swallowed.

"So, what should I do?" Li Lingsheng said resignedly.

"It's very simple." Mengmeng said with a smile.

"You just need to get one of your mother's hairs."

hum-

Li Lingsheng felt despair.

Have I got on this pirate ship again? Wait, why on earth did I get on this pirate ship?

I remember I was going to save the Tyrannosaurus Rex?

"Okay, go quickly. Don't worry, Mommy's daily nap is uninterrupted. As long as you don't slap her twice, she won't wake up!"

Xia Lingyue gently pushed her brother's back.

Li Lingsheng crawled into the house carefully, sweating in despair.

He knew his mother better than anyone else. She was usually strict enough, but they could still communicate.

As long as you don't make the following two mistakes.

She is always a good mother.

1. Don’t steal her dessert.

2. Don’t disturb her sleep.

Perhaps there are more taboos for Li Muhan.

But for these two children, Xia Yue would not get angry as long as they did not make these two mistakes.

But now he was about to enter the dragon's territory, and he had to pull out one of its beards...

Li Lingsheng maintained a crawling posture, but his body was already shaking.

He glanced back.

He saw his sister and sister Mengmeng cheering him on with their eyes.

A real man should stand tall and make great achievements today!

do my best.

Li Lingsheng crawled to the sofa in a wretched manner.

Then he slowly straightened up and just happened to see his mother's sleeping face.

He was so frightened that all his lofty ambitions were shattered to the ground.

His legs were shaking and he covered his mouth, not daring to breathe.

Mengmeng and Xia Lingyue at the door looked at him anxiously, as if they were conveying something to him using sign language.

None of them dared, only I dared.

I am the bravest.

Only people like this can save the Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Li Lingsheng plucked up her courage and reached out to her mother's hair.

Paji——

He pulled out a strand of Xia Yue's hair.

When he found that Xia Yue was still sleeping soundly, the fear in his heart immediately disappeared.

It’s not that scary.

I almost forgot that my mother is like a dead pig when she falls asleep.

So he pulled out another one.

Still no response.

Haha.

Li Lingsheng pulled out four or five of them in succession, then turned around and raised her hand to show off the three trophies in her hand to her sister and Sister Mengmeng.

His face was full of pride.

But the moment he turned around and raised his hand.

My elbow accidentally hit the plate next to the sofa.

The plate naturally fell to the floor.

bang-

Broken to the ground.

Of course, it would be fine if it was just the plate.

But on the plate, there was also a limited edition cake that my mother liked the most.

Li Lingsheng looked at Xia Lingyue and Mengmeng at the door.

He had already seen something from their faces.

The next second, the two girls ran away, and a burst of hot breath came from Li Lingsheng's neck.

Ruined.

The dragon wakes up.

"Can you explain it?"

Xia Yue lay on the sofa, turned her head and looked at Li Lingsheng.

Then he looked at the plate that had fallen to the ground and the cake that was scattered all over the floor.

"Mom, morning."

"Good morning, baby. If you want to be reincarnated, just tell your mother. It's not that troublesome."

"...Mom, listen to me, this is all for Overlord..."

...

...

ten minutes later.

Li Lingsheng went downstairs unharmed.

He took out the three strands of hair that he had been protecting at all costs.

"...Mom didn't beat you?" Xia Lingyue asked puzzledly.

"Beat him." Li Lingsheng said.

"... Lingsheng, you are so tough. You knocked over Xia Yue's dessert, but you still managed to come out alive."

"In fact, he wouldn't have survived." Li Lingsheng added.

"But my mother said that if I gave away my accomplices, she would spare me."

So they slowly turned their heads and saw Xia Yue yawning and walking out of the apartment building step by step.

"Who do I think it is?"

Xia Yue tilted her head, with her long hair loose and her bare feet, and looked at Meng Meng with her scarlet pupils.

"It turns out to be you."

"Xia, Xia Yue, you, you calm down, I, I can explain, you... "

"I have never drunk the blood of a nightmare."

Xia Yue's mouth slowly opened, and her two sharp teeth flashed a terrifying light in the sunlight.

"You two, hurry up! Take this hair with you! Go and wait for me! Hurry up!!"

"Sister Mengmeng!! No!! I won't abandon you!" Xia Lingyue burst into tears.

"Go! Lingyue! Don't worry about me!! This is all for... for you guys!!"

"Sister Mengmeng!! No!!"

Li Lingsheng watched with dead eyes as her mother dragged Mengmeng into the apartment. Then the voices of Mengmeng's sister and mother were heard from the corridor.

"Wait, wait a minute, Xia Yue, I, I, I don't have any blood, you, you don't! Huh!!??"

Then Li Lingsheng looked expressionlessly at her sister who was kneeling on the ground and crying.

"Sister Mengmeng!! No!! Let her go! You devil!!"

Finally, Li Lingsheng was a little confused.

Isn't that your mother? Who are you helping?

...

...

After buying a lot of desserts for Xia Yue.

Mengmeng finally redeemed herself.

She held her neck with tears in her eyes.

"Wuwuwu, this is too much, I clearly have no blood at all, but she still sucked it, almost sucking away my soul, wuwuwu."

"Okay, Sister Mengmeng, at least we got the hair."

While comforting Mengmeng, Xia Lingyue showed her three strands of hair.

Then she turned and looked at Li Lingsheng and said.

"But you are such a ruthless kid. We originally wanted you to go to your mother's room while she was sleeping and check the pillow and bed for any hair she had lost. You plucked it directly from her head. Once was not enough, you plucked it three times... Well, I have to admit, I underestimated you before, you are a fool."

Li Lingsheng looked up at the sky and let out a sigh.

"Ugh."