After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

The legend happened hundreds of years ago.

There was once a brave man in the Continent of Light. He also had his own companions and was tasked with fighting the Demon King.

Unfortunately, he failed.

Not only did he fail to defeat the Demon King, but he became the number one demon general under the Demon King.

As a result, all his companions became minions of the devil.

Now he occupies Mount Crapo, which is the first checkpoint to enter the Demon King's territory. Only by defeating him can you enter the Demon King's territory.

"Alas, perhaps the former brave man is also waiting for someone to come and help him get rid of it."

In a tavern in a small town, the owner sighed as he poured drinks for several people.

Li Muhan and others will soon enter the devil's territory, the dark land.

The Crapo Mountains are the only entrance to the Dark Land.

"Could it be someone from our Special Customs Bureau again?"

Li Muhan asked with a smile.

Su Xue shook her head.

"That's not necessarily true. The boss just said that this was a former hero, and when we came here, the background settings were all witches or monsters who had just arrived."

"So Sister Xue, do you think this should be a monster native to this world?"

Yoongi asked as he wiped the dagger.

I don’t know why a magician like her would carry a dagger and a long sword on her waist.

Li Muhan pondered for a moment and said.

"Anyway, let's wait for Mr. Goblin now."

So where did Mr. Goblin go?

At this moment, Lin Ziyu had a look of despair on his face. He was at the foot of the Kelapo Mountains, surrounded by a group of real goblins.

"Brother! What's wrong with you? Why are you wearing human clothes?!"

"Brother! Why don't you have a stick? Where's your weapon?"

"Brother, you smell so good!"

He could actually understand the chatter of these goblins, which was the thing that made Lin Ziyu most unhappy.

That proves that in this world, my race is really goblins.

"Humph, I'm different from you! I'm a high-level goblin!"

"Ah! I know! He's a Dark Goblin! It's a line of Goblin evolution!"

A goblin pointed at Lin Ziyu and shouted.

"I heard that there was once a Dark Goblin who counterattacked and evolved into a Shadow King!"

"No, no! You remembered it wrong! The Dark Goblin will still be the Damp, Dark and Unlucky Goblin after it evolves! The Shadow King is the evolutionary path of the elves next door!"

"Ahh! Elves are so scary!! Elves love to treat us goblins as toys!!"

"Bad! Elves! Bad!"

Lin Ziyu's eyes lit up when he heard this. Having played countless games with elves, he was full of expectations for the elves.

"How dare you bully us goblins! Where are those elven bitches? Let me take care of them!"

"Ah! Brother! No! Big brother! You are so awesome!!"

"Brother, can you really defeat the female elf?!"

Lin Ziyu put his hands on his hips and shouted, "Of course! But there is a condition! If I help you defeat the elven woman, you have to help me lead a few people through the Goblin Trail into the Dark Land!"

"Okay! Big brother! Big brother! I'll listen to you!"

Lin Ziyu can now be said to be in high spirits and beaming with joy.

Hehe...hehe, little sister from the elf tribe, hehe.

Being a goblin isn't bad...

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...

In the tavern, Li Muhan and others were so bored that they started playing cards.

"You must attack the target with taunt first! Wait, why did you attack my main body directly?!"

Li Muhan pointed at Yin Qi and shouted.

"I am a witch, I know magic."

"Bullshit! You know magic now!? I asked you to help make some bread and drinks before, but you couldn't do it! Which wizard can't make food?!"

"It's a witch, not a wizard."

At this time, Xia Yue was curled up in Su Xue's arms, and Su Xue was helping her clean her ears.

"Hey, your ears are so clean, clean them less."

Su Xue said while smiling and touching Xia Yue's hair.

"Well, it's very comfortable~ so comfortable~"

The saint had been observing the brave men and their companions. It was unknown when she became silent.

It seems that apart from some specific NPC lines, she can't say anything, but this is normal. After all, she is just an NPC and no one pays attention to her.

At this time, the tavern owner looked at the sky and said.

"It's almost evening, and your companions haven't come back yet."

Li Muhan smiled and responded: "It's okay, he is a goblin, those monsters shouldn't attack him."

Unexpectedly, after hearing the goblin, the boss dropped the wine glass he was wiping to the ground and shattered.

"What did you say?! Your companion is a goblin!?"

Li Muhan and others thought that the boss thought they were companions of the monster, so they hurried to explain.

"Don't be afraid. Although he is a goblin, he is different from ordinary monsters. He is our partner."

"No!! That's not what I meant!" The boss broke out in a cold sweat.

"Don't you know!! The night of Mount Crapo is the territory of the elves!?"

"Elves, ah, then...what happened?"

"The elves!! They love to catch goblins!! The goblins they catch...are doomed!!"

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...

At this moment, Lin Ziyu was leading a group of goblins, shouting and marching towards the territory of the elves.

Soon Lin Ziyu saw those uniquely shaped buildings that were full of magic and forest atmosphere.

At the gate of the elves' territory, Lin Ziyu glanced at the two elven archers who were guarding the gate.

My God, she is tall and slender, with an extremely delicate appearance. Except for her ears being a little long and her eyes emitting a faint light, she looks exactly like a human.

And she’s a super beauty!

Lin Ziyu felt full of strength.

He raised his hand and shouted.

"Brothers! Wait for my good news! Let me deal with these bitches!!"

"Big brother is awesome! As expected of a Dark Goblin! A high-level species!!"

“Come on, bro!!”

So Lin Ziyu walked towards the door with his head held high.

Two elven girls, who were about 1.75 meters tall, lowered their heads slightly, looked at Lin Ziyu, who was about 1.65 meters tall, and asked a question.

"You're... a Goblin?"

"Exactly!!"

Lin Ziyu's eyes were full of excitement. Come on! Take me away! ! Dominate me! ! Squeeze me dry as much as you can! ! I am willing! I am still an ultimate virgin! !

The two elven girls exchanged glances, and then an evil smile appeared on their faces.

One of the short-haired elf girls put one hand on her waist and walked gracefully to Lin Ziyu. She bent down slightly and lifted Lin Ziyu's chin with her slender fingers.

Oh oh!! Yes! That's right! That's it! I've seen this kind of book before! Come on! Let the storm come even harder!!

"Yes, you are considered handsome among the goblins. You will definitely become a good...punching bag."

Huh? What? What did she just say? Sandbag? ? Not... not a humanoid xxx?

boom--

Just when Lin Ziyu hadn't reacted yet.

The elf girl had already hit Lin Ziyu's abdomen with her knee.

Lin Ziyu spat out a mouthful of blood.

He bent over and knelt on the ground, holding his stomach.

"Wait...wait a minute, sister...wait a minute...this, this is...different from the plot..."