After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Crash, crash, boom.

In that ancient temple, it is said that as long as the seven sages summon brave men from another world, they can defeat the terrible demon king who has wreaked havoc on the world for millions of years and rescue the princess' soul trapped in the demon king's temple.

Not only that, you can also get endless treasures.

Not only that, you can also win the favor of the princess.

Not only that, but you can also get water from the Magic Spring that can grant any wish.

not only.......

"Is this ever going to end?" Li Muhan interrupted the voice in his head.

"If all the story introductions are like yours, how can you expect to have a good retention rate?! Do you understand the three golden chapters?!"

Well, there are many benefits to defeating the devil.

And today, the legendary hero finally came into this world, boom!

"I've been wanting to ask you since a while ago, what are you doing there?"

I was simulating the sounds of lightning and storms.

"...Is your world so poor that you have to use a narrator to simulate voices?"

All right! Hero! Now you have been summoned! Open your eyes! Look at this brand new world!!

Li Muhan felt the light bathing his body, and then he suddenly opened his eyes.

At this moment he was standing in a place similar to an altar, and surrounding the altar were seven men in black robes.

“Great hero!!” the black-robed people stood up and shouted, then knelt on the ground.

"Please save our world!!"

"Hahaha." Li Muhan said, pointing at them and laughing.

"Generally, the great sages in RPGs wear white robes. You're making it sound like you're summoning an evil god. No, I'm the one being summoned."

Li Muhan put his hands behind his back and said seriously.

“Well, although I don’t know where this is, I’m used to saving the world. Please stand up.” He walked down the altar directly, and then he found that he was wearing the typical beginner’s suit in adventure games.

And it’s the beginner adventure set from the oldest RPG game from more than ten years ago.

It's rustic and has no sense of design.

"Great hero!! Please save our world!!"

The black-robed people shouted again.

"I said I would save you, you have to tell me the situation."

"Great hero!! Please save our world!!"

"Damn, it's just a waste of words, right?"

"Great......."

"Enough!" Li Muhan grabbed a man in black robe, and then found out.

Beneath his black hood lies a crudely modeled face.

"Oh my god, he's so ugly. How can he be called a sage?"

He walked over to another black-robed man and lifted his hood.

It was exactly the same face as the man in black robe just now, but the resolution was extremely low.

Li Muhan walked towards another person, another person, and another person.

I discovered that all the black-robed men had a face under their hoods.

"What's going on?! Is this world so poor?!"

"Great hero!"

"Ahhh, that's enough! You guys should move the plot forward! Hurry up!"

At this moment, footsteps were heard, and then a silver-haired saint dressed in gorgeous clothes walked into the summoning altar hall.

She was petite and looked about seventeen or eighteen years old. Her face was hidden by a veil, so her features could not be seen clearly.

"Look! It's a brave man! We are saved!!"

The silver-haired saint pointed at Li Muhan and exclaimed in surprise.

"Oh, another NPC." Li Muhan sighed.

"I don't even want to lift your veil. I'm afraid of seeing the face of an evil god."

Li Muhan was about to bypass the saint lady as he decided to push the plot forward on his own.

But the saint grabbed Li Muhan's hand.

"My dear hero! Where are you going!?"

"Hi? You, the NPC, can interact?" Li Muhan said with a smile, turning his head to look at the saint girl.

"I'm new here, so I plan to see if there are any good-looking NPCs."

"Nice...n...n what?"

"Anyway, it's not something like yours that covers its face and has no facial modeling."

Li Muhan waved his hand, and then the saint directly lifted the veil.

Then Li Muhan took a breath of cold air.

That breathtakingly delicate face, and those affectionate and pitiful eyes.

This damn thing...isn't this Xia Luer?

"My dear hero! You, please don't leave! Please listen to me! Our world! Is facing a great danger!"

"Charlene, what the hell are you doing? Are you performing a play with me here?"

"My dear hero! My name is the Holy Maiden of Light! I need you! Our world! Needs you!"

“…”

Li Muhan looked carefully at the girl in front of him.

Although she looks exactly like Xia Luer and Xia Yue, her aura is unlike those two.

So Li Muhan asked tentatively.

"Ms. Guang, what kind of danger are you talking about? What do you want me to do?"

"Great hero!! Please save our world!!"

"What does it have to do with you seven? Shut up! Stop wasting words!"

Li Muhan yelled at the seven sages. The Saint of Light was immediately frightened by Li Muhan's voice, and her eyes were filled with tears.

"Ah? Why are you crying? Xia Luer, don't pretend with me, I'm telling you, I..."

“Uooaaaaaah!! My hero! You’re so fierce!!”

In the end, Li Muhan accepted that this guy was definitely not Xia Luer.

As she explained the world to Li Muhan while sobbing, Li Muhan sighed.

He knew he was in some trouble again.

"Wow, this place is called the world of Azeroth."

“It’s an infringement.”

"Wow, then... Eorzea..."

"Infringement, change another one."

“…Teyvat…? Solaris? Night City? Ah! You must be the famous hero!”

"......" Li Muhan's mouth twitched.

This NPC... why is she still playing memes? What a bad taste the person who created her has.

"Anyway! Our continent of light, Kakalis! is being ravaged by the demon king!"

"Doesn't this have its own name?! What was that part just now about?!"

"Valiyasan! It's our world! We may not be able to defeat the Demon King! But we won't give up!"

"No, sis! Why did the name change?! Was it randomly generated?!"

"Wuwuwu, Master Brave! You are our last hope! Please! Please! Save the world of Litline!"

"...Forget it, I might as well just call this place the Continent of Light."

The girl suddenly tilted her head and looked at Li Muhan.

"My dear hero, you have a bad memory. I was talking about the Continent of Light from the beginning."

Haha, Li Muhan had an urge to slap her.

"Ah!! My hero!! Look!!"

"Ah? Ah? What's wrong? What are you looking at?"

In that extremely simple palace, the Holy Maiden of Light was taking Li Muhan towards the hall where the king was.

Just as they passed a corner, the saint suddenly pointed to a corner and shouted.

Li Muhan subconsciously wanted to mobilize his strength, but suddenly found out, damn it.

The signal from Pandemonium was cut off again.

Getting banned every day, what the hell is the point of playing this game?

But the saint suddenly covered her face and said shyly: "Look, those two cats are so loving. When you defeat the devil, I will be so loving to you too!"

"No, sister. The narrator just now said that I would get the princess' soul, and then the princess would definitely fall in love with me. Aren't you just an NPC in the Novice Village?"

"Tsk." The saint suddenly turned her head away with a look of disdain on her face.

"Ah!! You're exposed! Charlotte!! You just said tsk! Right?!"

Li Muhan pointed at the saint and shouted.

"No~ My dear hero~ Go and defeat the Demon King~ I will always kiss you when you come back~"

"No, I'm not talking about kissing! I mean you just... Never mind, aren't you taking me to see the king? Hurry up, my daughter and son are waiting for me to go back and cook."

"Mr. Brave! You!! Are you married!?"

The saint was shocked: "There is a child?!"

"Yeah, wait, aren't you a character in a Western fantasy story? Getting married... that's a term, forget it, you hurry up, I'm in a hurry."

In this way, Li Muhan passed through the scene that had not yet been modeled and the pixel-style side hall and finally arrived at the main hall.

"We are here! Sir Brave! Please come to see His Majesty the King!"

After saying that, the saint pushed open the wooden door that was creaking non-stop.

"Oh, this is probably another NPC who uses a face model. Let's finish what we have to say and get this over with."

Li Muhan walked in and saw the king sitting on the throne.

He was stunned.

The king was also stunned.

"......Director Cen."

Li Muhan looked with dead eyes at the king who was sitting on the throne, holding a thermos cup in his hand and wearing a patched robe. Oh, there should be a crown on his head.

But considering the funding issue, we replaced it with a wreath.

"Li Muhan, no, oh, brave man... you are finally here."

"Director Cen, what are you doing?"

Cen Lin picked up the thermos and took a sip.

"Alas, there is nothing I can do. If I don't recite the lines, the prisoner's narration will keep nagging in my ear, saying that he won't let me go back. Do you know where this is?"

"I advise you not to ask... There are at least hundreds of names in this place. Director Cen, I roughly know who is responsible for this. It's Xia Yue's sister, the acting godmother of the Thirteenth Machine of the Blood Moon Church, Xia Luer."

"Oh..." Cen Lin sighed.

"At my age, I'm fine with working overtime at the Special Management Bureau, but I didn't expect to be dragged to a place like this..."

Please follow the lines and the script, otherwise I will cry~

"Ahem... Hero, well, you... hurry up and defeat the Demon King. There's a big sale at the supermarket today, so I have to go buy groceries."

".....Then why don't you give me some equipment? Where's the legendary holy sword?"

"If you don't have that kind of stuff, just find a shovel on the road."

"...Isn't this too casual? This kind of game is even worse than the one made by Qianx Academy's game development department."

In order to stop the brave man from talking nonsense, the king decided to send an attendant to him.

"Follower? Never mind. It doesn't matter. Anyone will do. Come up quickly."

"I'm coming!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a young man about 1.65 meters tall jumped out carrying a huge travel bag and a funny hat on his head.

He stumbled up to the king.

"Director Cen, followers like me will become the protagonists in the later stages, right?"

Lin Ziyu looked at Cen Lin expectantly.

"Let me see the lines... The monster from the Novice Village, the Dark Goblin, this is your follower, hero!"

“Puff….”

Li Muhan couldn't help but almost drooled from laughing.