After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Lin Ziyu is much shorter than Li Lingan.

But now he held the girl's hand with great determination.

There is no one left, no one left.

Sister Xue is the murderer, Sister Xue is the murderer!!

That's right, that's right! This is her villa, she can set up all the traps here, she can control everything.

Why, but why!!

Just as the two rushed into the back hall warehouse, Li Lingan cried and said, "Where are we going? I, I'm scared..."

"Don't, don't be afraid. I, I won't let anything happen to you."

Li Lingan is the captain's sister. Even if she dies, she will definitely...

But what should I do? !

Even Lin Ze and Hati can't fight Sister Xue! What should I do? !

Lin Ziyu's mind kept recalling every detail of his experience with Su Xue.

Su Xue, who is always so gentle, always smiling, and takes care of everyone in Team 7 like an older sister.

Now he has become a murderous demon...

But he couldn't break down now, absolutely not.

"I, I am the...logistics support for the Seventh Team. I, I cannot be afraid. I, I must protect the captain's sister. No, I cannot be afraid. I am a member of the Special Management Bureau. I must protect, protect all innocent people, from, from..."

pat- pat-

The sound of footsteps slowly came from outside, along with Su Xue's sinister voice. She was humming a weird black nursery rhyme.

"Where are the little friends hiding? The moon has climbed up the bed of the night, quietly, quietly, don't make any noise..."

The door of the warehouse was pushed open.

Lin Ziyu asked Li Lingan to shrink into the corner and blocked her inside with his body.

"I found you."

Su Xue pointed her gun at Lin Ziyu.

"Sister Xue...can you tell me...why did you do this..."

At this moment, Lin Ziyu suddenly felt extremely calm. He stared at Su Xue and said.

"Well...Mo Qiao's words would be a piece of cake. That little cutie usually lacks exercise and stays up late for a long time. A little trick can create signs that she was hacked to death and the murderer escaped. For me, this is a simple matter."

"Where's Director Lin... and Jin Wu and Yan Yu."

"That's going to require some tricks. If I rely on myself alone, I definitely won't be able to defeat them. Unfortunately, I have help, little brother."

As she spoke, Su Xue snapped her fingers.

A flash of scarlet light suddenly appeared in the dark warehouse.

As a group of bats poured in, Xia Yue's figure slowly appeared in front of Lin Ziyu.

"...Xia, Xia Yue!! How could you...wait, the helper Sister Xue mentioned is you?! It was you who killed Director Lin, Jin Wu, and Yan Yu!?"

"Congratulations, you got it right, Brother Ziyu. In fact, Xia Yue has been my ally since the beginning. Our goal is to kill all the people from the Special Management Bureau!!"

Su Xue smiled and said, "So now, it's your turn... and the little angel behind you."

"No!!" Lin Ziyu roared.

"I will never!! Forgive you!!! You!! Have tarnished the Special Management Bureau! You have tarnished the Seventh Squad!! I will never forgive you!"

Lin Ziyu clenched his fists.

“Even if I’m the only one left!! The dignity of Team 7!! I will defend it! Aaaaaaah!!!”

Then he pounced on Xia Yue like crazy.

Xia Yue grabbed Lin Ziyu's neck with one hand and slowly lifted him up.

"Don't you regret it?"

The girl asked coldly.

"No!! I regret it!!!"

"?" Xia Yue tilted her head: "Do you regret it or not?"

"Those two exclamation marks are....interjections!! I don't regret it!!"

"Very good, then I will send you to reunite with your companions."

Lin Ziyu closed his eyes in despair

. That’s enough for his whole life!

.......

pat-

All the lights came on at this moment. Xia Yue gently put Lin Ziyu on the ground, and Su Xue also put down her pistol.

"Ah, it's finally over. This plasma is really disgusting..." Su Xue said with disgust while wiping Yin Qi's blood off her face.

"hungry."

Xia Yue also began to wipe off the blood stains that were deliberately drawn on her face.

Lin Ziyu slumped on the ground, looking at the two of them blankly: "......?"

"Thank you for your hard work."

Li Lingan also squeezed out from the gap behind him at this moment.

Because my breasts are so big, it took some effort to squeeze them out.

What surprised Lin Ziyu was that Li Lingan no longer had the confused look she had before.

She smiled and chatted with Su Xue, and then the girl looked at Lin Ziyu who was sitting on the ground.

"Your performance was amazing, Ziyu. I'm impressed by you."

"......"

Then more and more people came in.

Including Mo Qiao, whose face was covered in blood, and Yan Yu, who had a rope hanging around her neck. On her back was Jin Wu, who was knocked unconscious by the super-strong anesthetic provided by Cen Lin.

"You, you are the captain!?"

Lin Ziyu pointed at Li Lingan and shouted: "Then...then the one lying on the sofa before was..."

"That was the real Li Ling'an. She just used some tricks. But it seems that only Brother Ziyu was fooled. After all, the little angel would definitely not cooperate with us. If she was really scared, something would definitely happen, so we let her sleep in advance."

Su Xue said with a smile.

"......." Lin Ziyu was stunned. If the situation lasted a second longer, he would have wet his pants...

"Alas, I'm getting old, and it's really tiring to play these games with you guys."

Lin Ze was leaning against the door in his pajamas, yawning.

"Jin Zhao seemed to realize that I was pretending to be dead, but I asked her to be quiet. Although she didn't understand what we were doing, fortunately she was willing to cooperate."

"What? Director Lin, you were having a lot of fun, but you even made it worse by dying in the bathroom."

Su Xue said to Lin Ze.

In short, amidst all the laughter and joy, only Lin Ziyu felt his head buzzing.

"...which means..."

"It's just a joke~ Brother Ziyu~ Of course, no one knew about this joke at the beginning, but basically everyone figured it out along the way. Only you, Brother Ziyu, were kept in the dark~"

“You guys…you guys!! You’re going too far!”

Lin Ziyu yelled angrily.

"Okay, okay, we've had enough fun. It's almost five o'clock. Let's go to bed. We still have to go to the beach tomorrow."

Li Muhan also returned to his normal self. He patted Lin Ziyu on the shoulder and said with a smile. Then Li Muhan looked at Xia Yue: "Xia Yue, why did you really pinch his neck just now? Look how scared he is."

"He rushed over, saying something about friendship, and I felt a little disgusted... just..."

"But Hati's improvisational performance is also very impressive. He even thought of going to the wine cellar." Su Xue said.

"Xia Yue, you are the one in the wine cellar, right? But why didn't you come back with Hati?" Li Muhan asked.

......

Xia Yue stared at everyone blankly, and then said: "I have never been to a wine cellar... I have never seen Hati..."

Boom——

At this moment, a flash of lightning flashed across.

Everyone felt something was wrong.

"Um, you mean, it wasn't you who made the noise in the wine cellar at that time..." Li Muhan asked.

"It wasn't me. I was hiding on the second floor. Su Xue gave me a signal and I came down immediately."

Xia Yue looked at Li Muhan.

"Quick! To the wine cellar!"

Everyone rushed to the wine cellar, and in the wine cellar, they found Hati's body stuffed into a wooden barrel...

That was a real dead body...

“Ha, hahahahahaha…” Lin Ziyu said with a smile: “You, you still want to lie to me…”

"I, we...didn't lie to you." Lin Ze said.

She checked Hati's body and said to others: "Hati... is really dead..."

"Then... could it be that... there really is something... among us..."

Boom——

A thunderclap exploded, and then everyone slowly turned around and saw a black shadow standing at the door of the wine cellar...

......

"Bad movie!! Bad movie!!! Bad acting! Confusing logic!! The reasoning is totally clueless!! Same with the filming method! It's just an amateur among amateurs!!"

Early the next morning, after watching the entire movie, the director was so angry that he was speechless.

"How could you make something like this?!?! I lent you all the equipment because Miss Su guaranteed that you could make this movie well. Now what?! You just produced this third-rate, low-budget, crappy movie?!"

He banged his hands on the table.

Sitting opposite him was the person in charge of the film, the producing director Li Muhan, who was already sweating profusely.

"I, I think it's, it's, it's OK."

"Alright?! None of the logic in your explanation makes sense! It's all perfunctory! Perfunctory! The logic is also quite confusing! Changes are not fabrications!! Parody is not nonsense! You are simply insulting horror movies!"

"And!! What's wrong with you actors!! Take you for example! You slept on the sofa like a dead pig from beginning to end! Was that a sex scene you were filming?! How could you sleep so well?!"

"And this girl, she's really pretty, but does she have facial paralysis?! She went outside to fix a circuit by herself! She was attacked! She didn't even scream! Scream! Screaming can bring out emotions!!"

Mo Qiao sat on the sofa in the back, fiddling with the parts, ignoring what the director said.

"And this! And this girl!" The director pointed at Yin Qi in the camera: "Who are you?! You pulled out so many weapons at once! And guns!! You are a group of college students!! College students!! Do you think this is reasonable?! Can it be explained?"

Yin Qi pulled out a pistol from his waist: "Then let me explain it to you?"

Su Xue quickly grabbed Yin Qi.

"And her!!" The director tapped Yan Yu's camera with his fingers again: "Your role is actually very important! It connects the previous and the next! It all starts with your death! Everyone will really break down emotionally! How did you act! When you were hanged there, why were your hands still moving!"

Yan Yu blushed slightly: "...At that time, there was a bug and my hand was a little itchy."

Phew——

Lin Ze laughed out loud. It was the first time she saw Yan Yu like this. It was quite interesting.

"Laugh, laugh, laugh! What are you laughing at! Do you think I won't say anything about you just because you're pretty?! You're like a Maitreya Buddha all day long! Look at your camera! You fell in the bathroom! What are you laughing at! What were you laughing at! Do you have any professional qualities as an actor!?"

Finally, the director looked at Xia Yue and said, "There's nothing wrong with you, and the scene you added in the cellar was perfect. Beautiful girl, can you tell me who gave you that inspiration?"

Everyone turned their eyes to Xia Yue.

Xia Yue was stunned for a moment, and then stared at Hati beside her.

"She has dirty hands and is dishonest. I want to beat her up."

Oh.

Everyone except the director finally understood what the loud noise meant.

It turns out that Hati was teasing Li Lingan at that time, and that Li Lingan was actually Li Muhan in disguise. Xia Yue saw this scene when she was watching the camera in the cellar, so she smashed the wine barrel with one punch.

After that, it was improvisation.

After Hati came to the cellar, Xia Yue dragged her directly into the wine barrel and the two began a passionate fight.

The final result was that Xia Yue, in extreme anger, knocked Hati out and knocked her unconscious.

"You're not bad either. You have strong ability to respond to situations on the spot." The director gave Hati a thumbs up.

"And your acting skills are also very good. If you are interested, you can come to me and I can make you a rising star."

"Haha, thank you, but I'm not interested in acting." Hati refused with a smile, and rubbed his cheek which was swollen from being beaten by Xia Yue.

"And Miss Su..."

Finally, the director looked at Su Xue, but he didn't dare to scold her. He could only try to speak in a gentle voice: "You...covered your face four times in total...and you were trying to hold back your laughter every time. Are you so prone to laughter......"

"Ah.....I've almost never played like this with everyone, so.....I was having too much fun. I'm really sorry."

"No, no, no! I don't mean to blame you! Miss Su, you are really a born superstar! First-rate!"

Li Muhan smiled and handed over a cup of coffee, interrupting the director.

"Calm down, calm down. Look, our movie is not without any merits."

"Then tell me, what are the advantages?"

"At least we... Look, this... The special effects are exquisite. Look at these bullets, these guns, and this blood. They are all real."

"......That's right, you guys are pretty awesome. These things are so realistic without any post-production. Can you tell me how you did it?"

"Well.....a commercial secret."

end(Strange BGM sounds)

Producer——Li Muhan

starring

Li Muhan - Li Lingan

Li Lingan - Li Muhan

Xia Yue - The Not-So-Smart Vampire

Su Xue——The sickly and charming cult lady

Lin Ze——Elderly Guardian

Jinwu - the noisy little sparrow

Yin Qi, the cold-blooded killer, let out a handsome "humph"

Lin Ziyu——I can’t come

Yan Yu - I think Mo Qiao must have had some ulterior motives when she strangled me

Mo Qiao - Nonsense

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Special thanks to

Prop making——Moqiao

Blood provided by Xia Yue (You can really spit out so much blood)

On-site shooting - Lin Ziyu's drone

Venue provided by Su Xue

Filming support - Tianhai City Special Management Bureau (remember to change it to Tianhai City Price Bureau at that time)

I would also like to thank all the viewers for their support. Although this movie is terrible and impossible to make, and the logic is a mess, thank you for watching it.