After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl
Chapter 480 Drainage System
Finally, with the help of a bunch of nurses, their bandages were finally removed.
Li Muhan also avoided the embarrassing incident of being peed all over his body.
But he also wanted to go to the toilet.
So he got up and walked towards the bathroom.
"Eliminate toxins, feel relaxed and refreshed."
He didn't know how long he had been holding it in, but the moment he stood in front of the urinal and released it, he felt unprecedentedly relaxed.
At this moment, the bathroom door was pushed open.
A tall and thin figure came to the urinal next to Li Muhan. He turned his head slightly to look at Li Muhan, and then looked down again.
"Brother!"
The man suddenly shouted, frightening Li Muhan's release almost to a halt.
"Oh shit!"
Li Muhan quickly adjusted the trajectory so that it wouldn't soar outside.
"I'm so sorry! Hahahaha, I just woke up and I'm not sure how to say hello at this time! Let me think about it!"
The man fell into thinking, then he looked at Li Muhan and shouted.
"Did you eat it?"
"...Brother, this is the toilet. You asked me if I had eaten. You..."
"Hahahaha! Brother! You are growing well!"
"........Thanks."
"Brother!! You are a bit long-lasting!"
"...Maybe it's because I suppressed my appetite."
In the end, the man didn't speak, and Li Muhan's release came to an end.
This stage is very important.
All men know that there are several steps in finishing, the most important step is to shake three times.
Without three shakes, the whole process would not be complete.
It’s time for this most important step.
"Brother! Can you do me a favor?"
The man suddenly turned around.
"Oh shit!!"
After shaking three times, the man's water column rushed directly towards Li Muhan.
At this moment, Li Muhan almost opened the realm and used Barr's speed to hide at the door of the toilet.
"Brother! Don't leave!! Do me a favor!! Please help me!!!"
Li Muhan took a breath, then turned around, opened the toilet door and rushed out, shouting at the same time.
"Yao Shou!!! There is a pervert!!! There is a pervert in the men's room!!!!"
Unfortunately, Li Muhan forgot one thing.
His own hatch has not yet closed.
Then the screams of the nurses rang out in the corridor.
"Eaaah!!!! Abnormal!! The pervert is here!!"
"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Beat pervert!!!"
"No, it's not me!! It's not me!! Ouch!! Oh my god!! I didn't pay attention!!"
So the final result was that both Li Muhan and the man were taken to the office of the director of the Medical Department.
"Minister Lan, please listen to my explanation, I am not Nantong."
Li Muhan put his hands behind his back, stood tall and straight, and spoke firmly.
"..."
Minister Lan looked at the man in front of him who had just saved the world and was now walking a bird in the corridor of the hospital.
Some were speechless.
Sometimes it’s really worth studying the human brain.
Because of the diversity in the same person, the gap in their behavior is really scary...
So she decided not to talk to Li Muhan for the time being.
"Who are you?"
Lan Yun looked at the man.
"This lady! My name is Wang Yao! I just woke up!! What time is it now!?"
Wang Yao...Wang Yao...
After thinking for a moment, Lan Yun's expression changed slightly.
She stood up, looked at the man carefully, and then said in a deep voice.
"Former captain of the first team of Tianhai City Special Management Bureau, Wang Yao?"
The man nodded immediately.
"Yes, yes! I'm here! I'm Wang Yao! Excuse me, where is my wife!? I want to find my wife!"
"You pervert! Stand still! Grandma! A pervert like you also has a wife!?"
Li Muhan kicked Wang Yao on the butt.
"You actually dare to molest a decent man in the bathroom in broad daylight! What a shame you are!"
"Brother! That was a misunderstanding! I also held back a big drink! That's why I couldn't hold it back!"
"Can't hold it back!? You can't hold it back and pee on me?!"
"I didn't mean to charge at you!"
The conversation became more and more strange, and finally Lan Yun wrote a letter and gave it to Li Muhan.
"Take this letter and take him to Lin Ze."
"Ah!? I'm going?! This is Nan Tong!"
"If you don't go, I'll tell your wife about you walking the bird in the corridor."
So Li Muhan led the man named Wang Yao, followed by Xia Yue, towards the headquarters building of the Special Administration Bureau.
"Xia Yue, do you know this person?"
Li Muhan asked Xia Yue in a low voice.
Xia Yue looked at Wang Yao and then shook her head.
I don’t even know Xia Yue.
Although Xia Yue has always been a freeloader before, no matter how you say it, you have been here for fifteen years.
This Wang Yao appeared out of nowhere, so he probably has no sense of existence.
"Who is your wife?"
So Li Muhan asked him directly. Of course, there was a bit of gossip in it. This kind of pervert also has a wife! God is blind!
"Oh! What a question, brother!" Wang Yao seemed to be extremely excited and proud every time he talked about his wife.
"My wife is the deputy director of Tianhai City Special Management Bureau!!"
"......"
"..."
Li Muhan and Xia Yue both stopped.
Although most other special administration bureaus have 2-3 deputy directors.
But Tianhai City Special Management Bureau is a bit special. It only has one deputy director...
"You mean...your wife is...forest bureau?"
Li Muhan asked tentatively.
Wang Yao nodded heavily.
"Yes!! My wife is Deputy Director Lin!!"
Xia Yue and Li Muhan gasped at the same time.
Good luck! ! ! Lin Ze is married! ! Lin Ze actually has a man! !
Lin Ze was in the office at the moment. She had a quarrel with Chang Yue before. Although she said a lot in anger, Chang Yue later bought a lot of cosmetics to apologize. She didn't say anything. After all, she was also at fault.
And now looking at this pile of high-end cosmetics, she couldn't help but hum a song.
Just when she was about to start practicing makeup, she suddenly remembered her previous experiences.
So she got up specifically, walked to the door, opened the door, and looked into the corridor.
Well, no one.
Then she closed the door and opened it again.
Still no one.
No one should bother me this time. Li Muhan and Xia Yue are still lying on the hospital bed. Well, there must be no problem this time.
Lin Ze sat on a chair and opened a box of foundation, and was about to rub the foundation on his face.
boom--
The door was kicked hard.
Lin Ze's hand shook and the foundation fell directly to the ground.
"..."
The smile slowly faded from her face.
Then he slowly raised his head and looked at the door.
"Lin!! Lin Lin!! Lin!! Lin Bureau!!!"
Li Muhan and Xia Yue both looked at her as if they had seen a ghost.
.....What's going on? I haven't started putting on makeup yet? Did you scare them like this?
That's not right, forget it Li Muhan, this kid was as startled as if he had cerebral palsy.
But why does Xia Yue have this expression this time?
"Lin, Lin Ze!" Xia Yue shouted.
"What are you doing, you two, have you seen a ghost?"
"Lin Bureau!!! You, your husband is here!! Your husband is here!!"
As soon as Li Muhan said these words, Lin Ze was also stunned.
"What's going on? My husband?"
Before she could continue, a man had already squeezed Xia Yue and Li Muhan away.
"Hahahahaha! This office! It's right here!! Wife! I'm here!!!"
Wang Yao rushed into the office and met Lin Ze's eyes.
Li Muhan and Xia Yue both held their breath, preparing to witness this historic moment.
But unexpectedly, Wang Yao and Lin Ze scratched their heads slightly after seeing each other.
"Wang Yao? Well...it seems like it's time. I've been so busy lately that I've forgotten about you."
Lin Ze looked at Wang Yao with an expression clearly like that of an old friend.
"Who are you?" But Wang Yao looked at Lin Ze, obviously confused, as if he didn't recognize her.
Lin Ze was stunned for a moment, then raised his hand to untie his tied hair. When the long black hair fell down, Wang Yao suddenly opened his eyes wide.
"Oh, Xiaolinzi!"
"...Please don't call me by that title."
Lin Ze crossed his arms on his chest and looked at Wang Yao with a helpless look.
But Li Muhan and Xia Yue at the door were confused.
"Isn't this... Bureau Lin her wife? Why didn't he recognize her at first sight?"
"...Scumbag, hum." Xia Yue snorted coldly.
In the end, Wang Yao was led to Chang Yue's office by someone arranged by Lin Ze, while Li Muhan and Xia Yue were left behind by Lin Ze.
She tied up her hair again, and then made a cup of coffee for the two of them.
"Bureau Lin, is that really not your husband?"
Li Muhan asked gossiping.
"Although it may not be appropriate to say this." Lin Ze sat across from the two of them, constantly stirring the coffee in the cup with a spoon.
"Actually, I'm still a young girl who has never been in love."
"......"
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