After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

"Spring is here, everything revives, and it's the breeding season of animals. The male sea turtle is lying on the back of the female sea turtle, your little..."

boom--

Before Chang Yue could finish his opening remarks, he was punched by Lin Ze and flew out of the rostrum of the conference hall.

The corner of Li Muhan's mouth twitched, but looking at the expressions of the others around him, he suppressed his urge to complain.

"I really have a mental problem asking you to prepare the opening script."

Lin Ze glared fiercely at Chang Yue, who was twitching on the ground, and then sat in his seat.

"The first cadre meeting of Tianhai Municipal Special Administration Bureau in 2024 was held today. There are a total of twenty-five pre-study topics required for this time. After integrating similar topics according to the comprehensive department, there are still a total of seventeen."

Lin Ze lifted a thick stack of approval documents and placed them on the table. Civilian staff soon came over and distributed these documents to the leaders in charge by department.

"...Let's look at the first issue first."

Lin Ze glanced at the topic and then the smile that finally recovered on his face disappeared again.

"Supernatural Management Department, Chief Zhong."

Lin Ze looked up at a man in the right corner of the conference room.

The man was still picking his nose. When he heard his name being called, he immediately sat up straight: "Oh! Here!"

"How many times have I told you? Those bullshit e-sports tournaments and suggestions about opening employee e-sports rooms that Huang Zizai mentioned must not be reported in the future. Are you forgetting now?"

"Ah?" Section Chief Zhong was tall and thick-set with a goatee. When he heard Lin Ze's words, he scratched his head and felt a little confused.

"I, I have never reported this issue."

"I reported it for him."

Chang Yue slowly walked back to the podium, holding his bleeding nose. Seeing that Lin Ze didn't want to give up his seat, he turned around and walked towards the deputy director's seat.

"I think the employees of the Special Administration Bureau are also human beings. They all have emotions and desires. There is nothing wrong with enjoying life after work. Moreover, e-sports can exercise people's brains and enhance their reaction speed. , and can also promote unity and harmony among various departments, why not?"

The employees in the audience looked at me and I looked at you, and they were all a little surprised.

Did Chang Yue take the wrong medicine? Dare you talk to Lin Ze like this?

In fact, they completely ignored one thing.

Chang Yue is the director, and Lin Ze is the deputy director.

Although this deputy director is a bit special, other special administration bureaus have three deputy directors, but there is only one in Tianhai City, and Lin Ze's status in the hearts of members of the special administration bureau is much higher than that of Chang Yue.

They can't be blamed for this.

After all, Lin Ze is the one who works every day, gets scolded, takes the blame, and works overtime. You can't let Chang Yue get all the benefits by yourself. Since you want to fish, then give up your status and prestige. Come out.

"Okay, keep talking."

But what surprised everyone even more was that Lin Ze didn't take action? ? And also asked Chang Yue to continue talking.

"Okay, then I will continue. Friends, what is the most important thing between people? It is friendship! It is the bond! After busy work, if we can put down all work pressure, A hearty and exciting adventure in the game, isn’t it the best way to relieve stress?!”

Chang Yue passionately stated the benefits of the topic like a speaker.

"E-sports competitions are not only entertainment, but also a platform for team building and skill improvement. It promotes cooperation and trust among employees, enhances team cohesion, stimulates competitive awareness and strategic thinking, and improves work efficiency. The company organizes e-sports competitions, showing We care about employees’ lives, enhance their sense of belonging, and reduce attrition. Such activities strengthen the people-oriented values ​​of our Special Administration Bureau, which express that we not only value work, but also encourage employees to maintain enthusiasm and enjoy life!”

Some people in the audience have already begun to nod in agreement.

Li Muhan glanced at the people who nodded in agreement.

Yang Er, the captain of the third team, Lu Mang, the captain of the sixth team, and a few people Li Muhan was not familiar with.

"Well, you are absolutely right. That's okay, I approve it."

Lin Ze directly signed the three words "Proposed Agreement" on the leader's opinion on the spot.

The reason why she agreed was that she was only the deputy director, and the director's signature was required later.

But this issue was brought up by Chang Yue, and the director's signature was not readily available.

Chang Yue was stunned, as were Yang Er and Lu Mang.

They didn't expect it at all, but they actually passed it!

"Victory!!" Chang Yue raised his arms and shouted, with tears in his eyes.

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Yang Er and Lu Mang also had tears in their eyes and stood up to applaud him.

"After so many years of struggle!! Victory! Comrades!"

"If it's convenient, can you tell me who wrote those inspirational lines for you just now?" Lin Ze looked at Chang Yue with a smile and asked.

"Cen Lin! Chief Cen! Only he can write such fluent lines!"

"Did he also write the long article last time about asking the female employees of the Special Administration Bureau to change into black stockings?"

"of course!"

Chang Yue pointed to the location of the Personnel Management Department and shouted without any hesitation.

Cen Lin's heart thumped, and he silently took off his hat, covered his face, and then silently cursed Chang Yue's eighteenth generation ancestors.

"No problem. Then, Yang Er, captain of the third team, and Lu Mang, captain of the sixth team, do you also fully support this issue of the regular game?"

"Then we must support it!" Lu Mang shouted, waving his arms.

"That must be Zi Ci. He will go through fire and water without hesitation." Yang Er also expressed his thoughts.

Finally, Lin Ze nodded, tapped the table with his knuckles and said.

"Okay, then it's settled." Then she looked at the chief of the finance department.

"Since this is the first competition, it must be run well. Section Chief Wu, let's set the prize money for this competition to three million."

"Fuck you." Section Chief Wu, who was wearing glasses, pressed his heart. What happened to the Forest Bureau today? Did he take the wrong medicine? How could he let Bureau Chief do all this?

"Three million!! Everyone! Did you hear that!!!" Chang Yue shouted again.

"Sign up enthusiastically! Sign up enthusiastically! A successful life starts here!!" Lu Mang also began to call on the group.

Li Muhan clenched his fists, his grandma said, three million! As long as Yin Qi is in hand, this bonus will be within reach! !

Just when he was about to stand up and shout together, the woman next to him suddenly grabbed his hand.

"...don't, don't move..."

"what?"

Li Muhan looked at Qu Ran and saw that she was still shivering, as if she was cold.

In fact, it is already April and the temperature is quite high.

The air conditioning was turned on in the conference room to keep it at normal temperature. Why was she so cold?

"Chang, Chang Yue is looking for death, you, don't follow me, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have pulled your hand, I'm sorry, it's disgusting to be touched by someone like me, I'm sorry, I'll make you have to wash your hands twenty times. ...I should die I should die..."

Seeing Qu Ran sink into that state of self-pity again, Li Muhan suddenly calmed down.

That's right...what on earth is the forest bureau thinking about today?

When things are strange, there must be monsters... Let's take another look.

"By the way, Section Chief Wu."

Knew it......

Before Chang Yue could finish his excitement, Lin Ze added another sentence.

"After all, we are a secret unit and cannot solicit sponsorship. Moreover, this is an activity outside of our financial reporting and cannot use public funds. Therefore, the equipment needed to hold the competition, as well as the prize money, are provided by the organizer who raised the issue this time. Get ready, plus some miscellaneous expenses and venue fees, let’s write it down to four million.”

......

This time, Li Muhan shuddered.

Now he really feels that the venue is a bit cold...

"Then...what..." Chang Yue slowly picked up the approval form, and then looked at Yang Er in the audience.

"...This, this... Should the supporters also... bear it together...?"

wow-

Yang Er instantly sat on the chair, then slammed the table and yelled angrily.

"Nonsense! We are a law enforcement unit! Protecting the peace of China is our eternal mission! We will not give up until the threat is eliminated! Under such a sacred mission! How can we tolerate this kind of electronic opium! I'm telling Erlang Xiansheng Zhenjun was the first one not to agree!"

Then Chang Yue looked at Lu Mang again.

Lu Mang's legs trembled and he slumped down on the chair.

"...Chang Bureau, I, I live in the dormitory, the Moonlight Clan...and I, I'm over forty...I don't have a girlfriend yet, you, give it to me Leave a way to survive..."

Chang Yue scanned around and those who stood up sat down one after another. Finally, he looked at Li Muhan.

"Standing Bureau...Family Finance...I don't care. How about you talk to Xia Yue...?"

Li Muhan responded to Chang Yue with a wry smile.

"This this......"

Chang Yue held the approval form in his hands like a boulder weighing a thousand kilograms. He silently turned around and looked at Lin Ze.

Lin Ze held his chin with his hand, smiled and winked at him: "Sign, Director."

Chang Yue took a deep breath, then picked up a pen and wrote "This proposal is too fucked up and rejected" in the director's signature column.