After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl
Chapter 359 Things got big
An hour later, Li Muhan carried several boxes of Linyue Powder and stepped over the body of the white-robed man who was wailing constantly. Just when he was about to leave the realm, the fish man struggled to raise his head. He shouted in a hoarse voice: "...can you...leave your name..."
"Hehe, I won't change my name even if I'm going to do it, I won't change my surname, Mask Gang Zuo protector, Zhao Qiankun!"
"Who is Zhao Qiankun? The name sounds familiar." Xia Yue followed Li Muhan and asked doubtfully.
"Who knows, I suddenly remembered this name."
After saying this, he took Xia Yue and left the realm without looking back.
Not long after, a stall was set up at the gate of Binhai Park in Pingjing City. A man wearing a mask was selling a green fluorescent powder.
"Take a look! The best Linyue powder! A must-have product at home! It also has the effect of calming the nerves and replenishing the brain! Don't miss it if you pass by!"
Originally, most of the people who came to the park for a walk in the morning were uncles and aunts. When they heard Li Muhan's shouts, they naturally came over to watch.
"Young man! Why are you wearing a mask?"
An aunt asked Li Muhan while holding the vegetables she had just bought.
"Auntie! We are ugly! The boss is afraid that I will scare the customers! So he asked me to wear a mask!"
"Young man, what are you selling? Health products?"
An old man wearing Tai Chi suit came over and asked.
"Uncle, this is not something that can be compared with health care products. This is an absolute panacea! Whether you use it to cook or mix it with rice! It is a must-have!"
Li Muhan picked up a pack of Linyue powder and said to the old man.
"You are so green...it must be some kind of contraband, right?"
An old man wearing glasses who looked like he had worked in a government agency asked.
"Hey! You are so smart! You have a sharp eye! Yes! This is contraband! You can't buy it for ordinary people!" Li Muhan shouted excitedly to the uncle.
"Damn it! Are you a D grade!?"
"It looks like me! That's what the D-girls in the TV series look like!"
"That's right! This is Grade D! Call the police!"
Li Muhan immediately became energetic when he saw several old people taking out their mobile phones to call the police.
"Hey! I'm just selling pornographic products here! What's going on!? It's none of your business! What's going on, you don't accept it?! If you don't accept it, call the police over!"
An aunt actually took out her mobile phone and started calling the police, but was stopped by the old man wearing glasses.
"Aunt Zhang, I think this is a lunatic. Don't be familiar with him. When the police say you made a false police report, they will also criticize and educate you. He is a lunatic and will be detained in a mental hospital for a few days at most. If you are serious with this kind of person, No offense."
"That's right. When I see those dealers on TV, none of them are vicious and cunning. How can they be selling here and waiting for the police to catch them? They look like crazy people at first glance. Oh, forget it, let's leave."
Just as these aunts and uncles were about to leave, a girl wearing a light beige coat slowly walked to the stall.
"......How much."
She lowered her voice and spoke.
Li Muhan chuckled and said, "It's not expensive! 998 per pack!"
"...Give me a pack."
The girl took out ten hundred-dollar bills from her coat pocket and handed them to Li Muhan, and then took the bag of moon powder in Li Muhan's hand.
The uncle and aunt who had lost interest at first saw that someone actually bought it, so they quickly came back to watch, and some of them tried to persuade the girl.
Especially the glasses man, he said to the girl with righteous indignation: "Girl! This man is a lunatic! Who knows what he is selling! Get your money back quickly!"
Li Muhan pointed at the uncle and cursed: "Four eyes! Don't mind your own business! Once the money is in my hands, there is no reason to take it back."
This made those uncles and aunts angry. More and more people came to watch the quarrel, and the scene became more and more chaotic. At this moment, the girl who had been silent all this time suddenly tore open the Linyue powder. bag, and then poured the entire bag of powder into his mouth.
"Girl!! Spit it out!! Don't eat it!!"
"Girl!! You can't do that! The origin of this thing is unknown! How can it be put into your mouth?!"
The enthusiastic uncles and aunts patted her on the back and snatched the empty bag from her hands, while Li Muhan fanned himself with the few banknotes he had just received as if nothing happened.
"Hey! I just said that the things I sell are poisonous! You still don't believe it, will you now?!"
At this moment, the girl's originally dull eyes suddenly widened, and her whole body looked extremely painful.
"Look! Look! Something happened! Something happened!!"
"I just said you can't eat randomly!"
puff--
Then a large mouthful of blood suddenly spurted out from the girl's mouth, which hit the glasses man's face.
The crowd suddenly screamed. The park manager originally wanted to maintain order and drive Li Muhan away, but when he saw the girl vomiting blood and falling to the ground, his feet were weakened by fear.
The crowd also began to flee, with only a few enthusiastic aunts still standing by the girl's side. Those who kept pinching her tried to keep her awake.
"Girl! Cheer up! 120! Hit 120 quickly!!"
"I called! Already called! The ambulance is on the way!!"
"Don't let this kid get away!! The stuff he sells is poisonous!!!"
"Hey...! Police! Here at the gate of Binhai Park!!! There is a man selling pornographic products! Yes, there is a woman who mistakenly ate the things he sold and is now vomiting blood and dead!! Come quickly! What kind of drug? What did he call orangutan powder? Come quickly! Don’t let him get away!!”
Li Muhan quickly shouted at the park ranger who called the police: "This thing is called Linyue powder! Linyue powder! The majestic Lin, the moon, the flour powder! Do you police dare to take care of it?! You don't dare Don’t worry, I’ll just keep selling it!”
Just a few minutes later, several police officers rushed over.
Usually this kind of park police station is right next door, or even within the park, so it only takes a few minutes to get there after receiving a notification from the command center.
"Oh! It came so damn fast! I haven't finished my lines yet! The wind is tight, hoohoo!"
"Stop! Don't run!!"
When several policemen saw that Li Muhan was about to run, they immediately started chasing him.
But Li Muhan turned around and started running. He ran so fast that the police couldn't catch him on foot, and he disappeared without a trace in a moment.
At this moment, the ambulance also arrived, and several doctors ran over carrying a stretcher: "Where are the people!? Who vomited blood and fell to the ground?!"
"That's the girl!...Huh?"
The man with glasses just turned around to call for a stretcher, but in the blink of an eye, the girl who was still lying on the ground vomiting blood disappeared without a trace.
At the same time, Li Muhan and Xia Yue had returned to the car. Yes, the one who bought Linyue Powder and vomited blood and fell to the ground after eating it was none other than Xia Yue who had changed her clothes casually, and that one The clothes were also prepared in advance by Yunyin Chamber of Commerce, and there were several sets in the trunk to allow the two of them to cope with various occasions.
"Did I perform well?" Xia Yue sat in the passenger seat and turned to look at Li Muhan.
Li Muhan wanted to kiss her, but when he saw half of her face covered in blood, he suddenly froze, and then quickly wiped her with a towel: "I only heard that vampires can suck blood. This is the first time I saw them vomiting blood." Yes, you are so awesome."
"Well."
Xia Yue, who was rubbing her face with a towel, made a dissatisfied voice: "Tell me if my acting is good or not. Can I also act in an idol drama?"
"Well done. Well done."
"Humph, after messing around with you all night, I finally found something interesting."
The acting was so good... He almost made a person with cerebral palsy come alive.
Of course, Li Muhan didn't say the last words, otherwise he might be the one who would vomit blood.
Although the people were gone, the goods were still there, so those Linyue fans were taken back by the police as evidence of crimes.
So half an hour later, the number of calls from the Pingjing City Special Administrative Bureau was bombarded by high-level officials.
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