After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Li Muhan once asked casually while watching a gunfight movie with Xia Yue at home.

If one day, my gun is pointed at your head.

what will you do? Do you want me to kill you, or do you want to kill me?

Li Muhan remembered that Xia Yue said at that time: "I am more skilled with a gun than you, so I think you should have no chance of pointing a gun at my head."

But now, looking at Xia Yue in front of him, Li Muhan couldn't help but recall these words.

He had thought this would never, ever happen.

But now.

In his hand, he held the special pistol distributed by the Special Administration Bureau to the service personnel, then slowly raised it and pointed it at Xia Yue's head.

As for Xia Yue, her face was expressionless and her eyes were cold. She looked at Li Muhan as if she were looking at an unrelated stranger.

"Xia Yue...you once said that I had no chance to point a gun at your head?"

A disdainful sneer appeared on Li Muhan's face, and then he moved the muzzle of the gun closer, almost touching Xia Yue's forehead.

"That's quite loud. Do you think I have a chance now?"

Now Li Muhan said the most cannon fodder lines in the meanest tone, with a triumphant smile on his face.

"..."

But Xia Yue didn't respond to Li Muhan, but her eyes slowly became sharper. At this moment, in this hotel room, even her breathing seemed to have stopped.

This stalemate did not last long. Li Muhan's finger finally pulled the trigger, but just at the moment when his finger exerted force.

The other hand was already stuck behind his trigger at lightning speed, and then Li Muhan felt a pain in his wrist.

"You really dare to shoot, don't you?"

"Oh! It hurts! Wait! Wait! It hurts! Wait! No bullets! No bullets! Empty gun!"

As he shouted, he looked up. At this time, Xia Yue had already grasped the Special Administration's pistol.

"Humph."

Xia Yue raised her head slightly and looked at Li Muhan with a disdainful sneer.

"You, you, this doesn't prove that you can use a gun! You just react quickly! Yes! You have a racial advantage!"

Li Muhan was still stubborn, and then Xia Yue's actions gave his self-esteem the final blow.

The girl gently raised her wrist and gracefully grasped the metal barrel of the pistol.

Then with a clicking sound, in less than three seconds, she dismantled the special weapon that the engineering department was proud of. Every part was like a surgeon laying out instruments. They are displayed on the desktop accurately, forming an orderly mechanical art picture.

This scene was undoubtedly the last precise blow to Li Muhan's self-esteem.

"My dear mother...it's so hard for her..."

Li Muhan said something that Xia Yue couldn't understand, and then looked at the cell phone that was placed aside to measure time.

"...I'm convinced. You really managed to seize and dismantle the gun within ten seconds. You still have this skill, and it's pretty well hidden."

Hearing Li Muhan say this, Xia Yue's expression became even more proud. She slightly raised her non-existent breasts, and then looked at Li Muhan with a condescending look: "When my sister was playing with guns, you still I don’t know where it is.”

After saying that, she stretched out her hand towards Li Muhan, her eyes shining as if she was expecting something.

"...Okay, you are awesome, here you go."

Li Muhan took out a box of chocolates and stuffed it into Xia Yue's hands. The girl ran towards the door holding the box as if she had found a treasure.

"No, where are you going!?"

Li Muhan shouted at Xia Yue's back.

"When I just came up, I saw an Internet celebrity dessert shop next to the hotel. I wanted to buy some."

Xia Yue stood outside the door, that is, in the corridor of the hotel and said to Li Muhan.

"Do you have money?" Li Muhan asked doubtfully.

Xia Yue held the chocolate box in one hand and put her other hand on her hip, showing a smile that she thought was mature and charming: "Humph, Skull sent me a red envelope."

"Okay, then go ahead, don't run around, just come up after you buy it."

"Oh."

Then the sound of Xia Yue running away was heard in the corridor.

"Bring me two cans of Red Bull! Hey! Do you hear me? He's running so fast, he can't just jump out of the window."

Li Muhan ran to the door and found that Xia Yue was no longer there.

Then he closed the door helplessly, but when he returned to the table and saw the parts of the pistol on the table, he was suddenly speechless.

"Grandma! At least restore it to me! This gun has a signal connection with the engineering department!!"

Li Muhan ran to the door and shouted a few words, but no one responded to him. Instead, the word "gun" made several curious and nervous faces peek out from several rooms next door.

"No, it's... toy guns, water guns, biubiu, my sister has something wrong with her brain, so she likes to play with children's things..."

After an awkward explanation, Li Muhan returned to the room. As expected, very quickly, his phone rang within 2 minutes of the gun being dismantled.

"Captain Li, hello, I am a technician from the Engineering Department of the Tianhai Special Administrative Bureau. We have detected that your gun has been disassembled. Have you encountered any trouble?"

"...No, it's no trouble. I'm just very curious, so I took it apart... just for fun, academically."

There was silence on the other end of the phone, as if even the other party had never thought that someone could be so boring.

Then when the other end of the phone spoke again, it had been replaced by a girl's voice that Li Muhan was very familiar with: "Li Muhan, each gun has a mark. In order to make maintenance more convenient, the mark and the cavity structure are welded together. If they are put together, they usually cannot be taken apart, so how did you do it?"

"...What, uh...big, big...big...strength...a miracle?"

"..."

Mo Qiao stopped talking, and then about half a minute later said: "I have sent the compensation form to your WeChat. Remember to hand it in when you come back. Also, privately dismantling the guns of the Special Administration Bureau is a violation of discipline. I have already sent the information to you." Reported to Yan Yu."

"Damn it! Minister Mo! Stop it! We're old acquaintances! I'll pay the money, but don't let me go to the execution force to collect the fine!"

To be honest, Li Muhan is really afraid of Yan Yu. It's not that he is afraid of her in terms of strength, but that he has a dignified and strict image that makes him, a person who has not been very disciplined since he was a child, feel like meeting his class teacher. Feel.

"I'm kidding you. Remember to visit the engineering department when you come back. I have something for you. It's good. Don't worry."

After speaking, Mo Qiao hung up the phone, leaving Li Muhan sitting alone in a chair in a daze.

"Do these people have a special set of words when they ask me to do things? Don't worry, it's good for you. Don't worry, it's a trip at public expense. Don't worry, this is a good job... I look like Retarded?"