After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

Xia Yue pondered for a moment. Because he was blindfolded, Li Muhan didn't know whether this answer would satisfy the vampire.

But the next round of the game begins.

This time it was Xia Yue's turn to feed.

She gently dug into the small chocolate ball.

Li Muhan's perception ability is also extraordinary. He immediately opened his mouth. Just when he thought he was sure to eat, the chocolate ball turned instantly, rose up, hit Li Muhan's forehead, and then fell to the floor. .

"Damn it! Xia Yue, you are so shameless!"

"You didn't say you couldn't use powers."

Xia Yue smiled nonchalantly, and Li Muhan was stunned for a moment and then waved his hand.

"Okay, okay, it's up to you, but you can't cheat next time!"

"Ahem, then I have to ask a question. Which one of us, the wolf, the turkey, the glowing chicken, and the bubble monster do you think is best?"

"Bubble Monster?"

"...It's just Nightmare. Doesn't she produce a lot of bubbles when she uses her abilities?"

This is simply a question for giving points, but Li Muhan thinks it is not that simple.

The more obvious the problem is, the easier it is to hide its mysterious cause.

So he began to think deeply.

"5....4...3...2...."

"Well, listen to me first. I need to analyze this matter in detail. First of all, Hati, her figure should be the best, especially... big, big, big eyes, this, there is no need to say, And she has a naturally cool temperament, eh."

"...Well, you continue."

"Then there is Chi Yuan. Although she is not very bright, she is actually quite gentle and considerate. The most important thing is... she also has a big... big, big... .big eyes."

Xia Yue slowly took off the black cloth in front of her eyes and looked at Li Muhan who was talking in front of her with a dead look.

"......continue."

"Then there's the Golden Crow. Are you mistaken? Who would like that little scumbag? Hahaha, I don't make copper."

"...Well, there's more."

"As for Mengmeng, this... Although Mengmeng doesn't have big eyes, she should be the gentlest one, and she can make people have good dreams every day. This is simply It’s… awesome.”

Xia Yue put down the bag of Malisin in her hand and reached out to the durian she just bought.

Her slender white fingers easily pierced the durian's solid shell and then picked it up.

"hehe......."

Xia Yue turned her head and looked at Li Muhan with the coldest eyes in the world.

"what about me?"

"Well...you, to be honest, you are the prettiest among them, but your temper, alas, and your love of watching earthy videos are too cheap, alas... "

Xia Yue gritted her teeth and then threw the durian in her hand towards Li Muhan's face.

"But to be honest, it's meaningless. This kind of comparison, because no matter how many advantages they have, you are still my favorite. I will definitely choose you."

"Woo!"

Xia Yue's face suddenly turned red, but the durian in her hand had already been released, and it hit Li Muhan like a cannonball.

She stepped forward suddenly, her movements extremely fast, and finally caught the biochemical weapon before the durian and Li Muhan's heads exploded at the same time.

But just because of this step, her cat slippers happened to step on the Mai Lisu that had just fallen on the floor, and her body suddenly lost her balance.

"Huh? What does it smell like? Is it so smelly?"

Li Muhan smelled something wrong, and then took off the black cloth covering his eyes.

Puff——

The girl's body lost her balance and rushed towards Li Muhan.

The moment Li Muhan took off his blindfold.

Their lips overlapped...no, they hit each other hard.

"Fuck, it hurts!!!"

"Ugh!!"

Then two screams from a man and a woman came from the apartment, and then the neighbor yelled: It's broad daylight, please stop! There are children in the building! Be aware of the impact!

......

Half an hour later, Li Muhan went out with a mask on his mouth.

Because the front teeth were knocked out and damaged, it may take some time to grow back.

I really don’t know why Xia Yue’s teeth are so hard.

She had a confrontation with him, but she didn't have any trouble. She didn't even shed a drop of blood, which made him go out to buy durians again.

Alas, no, which vampire would be interested in something with such a strong smell!

After buying the durians, Li Muhan was about to go home when his phone suddenly started vibrating. He took it out and saw that it was the chat group of Team 7, Forever Home.

And Huo Tian's gray avatar may never jump again.

Lin Ziyu: Hey, everyone, the Special Administration Bureau recently let go of a cholera-level alien, which seems to have escaped from the Science Council.

Su Xue: Brother Ziyu has invaded the internal network of the Special Administration Bureau again. Be careful that the Supervisory Yuan will come to your door.

Li Muhan: Huh? Anal prolapse again?

Everyone:.......

Yin Qi: Disgusting... (The kitten sticks out its tongue)

Su Xue: Brother Muhan...you, do you have any troubles in this regard?

Lin Ziyu: Captain...are you... as good as Long Yang?

Li Muhan was a little confused. Did he say the wrong thing?

When I looked back at the words I had just typed, a word of "f*ck" came out of the mask.

Because I was carrying a bag with one hand and the weather was cold, I was having trouble typing, so I ended up with a prolapse of my tube.

Li Muhan: Get out of control! ! I mean get off the hook! ! Slippery! My hand slipped!

Lin Ziyu: Generally speaking, only commonly used words can be typed so easily. Captain, do you often type the word "anal prolapse"?

Su Xue: .....Hmm, brother Mu Han...doesn't he really have that kind of preference? You have to... pay attention to hygiene.

Yin Qi: ...disgusting (the kitten sticks out its tongue)

Li Muhan was speechless and put away his phone. The more he talked at this time, the more mistakes he made.

But I still feel very irritable, just at this time.

He discovered a small open space next to a shop, and there was something luminous in the open space.

"What the hell."

Li Muhan wanted to take a closer look, but suddenly a black shadow jumped down from the roof of the shop. The black shadow scratched Li Muhan's face, and the durian he just bought fell to the ground and was smashed to pieces.

"Fuck! Sneak attack!"

He raised his hand and grabbed the thing that suddenly came down. When he took it off his face, he saw that it was a thin white cat.

"Meow!!"

The white cat bared its teeth at Li Muhan and looked very restless.

"Hey, little one, how can you pay for the durian I just bought?! Let's go, I'll take you to be sterilized! Grandma!"