After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

As the siren sounded, a pair of handcuffs were quickly placed on the woman's hands.

Only now did she slowly wake up.

"Wait, wait! I'm not a suspicious person! I just went to the wrong door!"

She began to explain to the police and the owner of the house, but Li Muhan and Xia Yue just waved to the police officers to express their gratitude.

"Me! I'm really not a bad person! I just went to the wrong door! Wait! Trust me!"

"Hmph, you walked into the wrong house? You dug out other people's clothes and said you walked into the wrong house. Do you think we, the people's police, will believe your lies? Be honest and come back to the station with us!"

Seeing the woman being taken downstairs by the police, Li Muhan couldn't help but feel a little emotional.

"What kind of world is this? Our family is so poor but someone still steals. And this person just stole things, but why is he still lying on my bed?"

Then he glanced at Xia Yue and found that the other person's expression was extremely unhappy.

"Huh, she messed up all my clothes."

While comforting Xia Yue, Li Muhan went back to the room to help her put away all the clothes on the bed. Because he didn't know what...that woman had done, Li Muhan decided to put away these clothes, underwear and socks. Wash it again.

But just as he was packing his clothes, Li Muhan suddenly found something on the bed...

It was a business card, and the style and words written on it made Li Muhan feel familiar.

"Oh, I remembered."

Li Muhan took out the business card he picked up yesterday when clearing away the "corpse" of his laptop at the door from his pocket. Comparing the two, it turned out that they were very similar.

"Wei Wu Tang Professional Assassin Training Academy...senior technician, bah, advanced assassin?"

So Li Muhan took out his mobile phone, sat on the bed among the pile of clothes, and scanned the QR code of the card with his mobile phone.

Immediately his mobile phone started to download an APP for him.

"Ah!? What are you doing! Forced downloading?!"

Li Muhan wanted to delete it, but his phone was completely inoperable.

The APP appeared on his mobile phone desktop, next to a website named P. The icon of the newly downloaded APP was a hand with a thumbs up.

Before he could open it, the APP opened automatically.

"Thank you for your full life, brother? Self-activation?"

For some reason, Li Muhan didn't feel scared. Instead, he was eagerly waiting for what would happen next.

After the APP is opened, a video will jump out directly.

[Which killer training school is the best? China Xiahai looks for Weiwutang. There are tens of thousands of advanced killer skills from all over the world for students to choose from. There is no tuition fee for a one-month trial! 】

"what?"

Li Muhan suddenly had a bad feeling when he looked at the content that appeared on the screen, which looked like college enrollment.

"This thing... Why can't it be turned off? Who took the picture? Is there something wrong with the brain? Who wants to watch this kind of thing?"

One minute later.

[Whether you are human or alien, as long as you have the heart to become a killer! You can become the next Grim Reaper! We have the best team of killer teachers in the world here! 】

"Interesting, oh, this is interesting."

[We have the world’s top killer equipment here]

"Fuck, this is awesome."

[We have one-on-one teaching by the most charming beauty killer master]

"Holy shit, shit, this is really big...Master! It's beautiful, I love watching it."

[Sign up now and get a free killer three-piece set immediately to help you achieve your great killer dream! Not only that, for heterogeneous students, after three years of study, we will automatically arrange suitable jobs. If you pass the test, you can become an officially registered killer of Weiwu Hall! 】

"It also includes distribution, which is very conscientious. Who wrote the copy? Don't free and giveaway mean the same thing? I'm illiterate."

【you! what are you waiting for! Opportunities are reserved for those who are prepared! 】

(Large lens, zoom out)

[A successful life starts from Weiwu Hall! 】

Li Muhan was already fascinated by it, because after the enrollment advertisement there were various earthy killer videos, all of which were attracting viewers to enroll immediately.

But Li Muhan didn't know that Xia Yue was standing at the door of the room at this time, looking at Li Muhan with a very disgusted look.

Because from her perspective, Li Muhan seemed to be sitting in a pile of her clothes, looking at her clothes and giggling.

"...Is he really a pervert..."

Xia Yue couldn't help but sigh, and then sighed, her eyes of disgust turned into eyes of caring for the mentally retarded.

She walked to Li Muhan.

"Hey, Xia Yue, have you finished taking a shower? Come here, I'll show you, this is good..."

The next second, Xia Yue gently held Li Muhan's head in her arms.

"It's okay, I won't dislike you. You must be under too much pressure... I'm sorry, it's all my fault..."

"?"

Li Muhan's face was buried in Xia Yue's chest, with a confused look on his face.

"If you have any needs or pressures, you can talk to me. I promise to use my heart to tolerate everything about you...including your incredible interests and hobbies..."

"???"

Although he didn't know what happened,...Li Muhan didn't hate the feeling now.

Unfortunately, what a coincidence. At this moment, the damn APP advertisement on his phone hadn’t finished yet, and there was still an Easter egg.

The beautiful killer master just now gave Li Muhan a wink in front of the screen.

"Little handsome boy, come and play."

Li Muhan lowered his eyes slightly, looked at the beautiful killer master on the phone, and then felt Xia Yue's chest.

"Ugh."

Finally he let out a long sigh.

"..."

The tenderness on Xia Yue's face slowly began to stiffen.

"Oh! Wait, it's too hard, Xia Yue, I can't breathe! Uh! Uh!!!"

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at the same time.

In the office of the deputy director of Tianhai City Special Administrative Bureau.

Lin Ze's computer was playing makeup tutorials from Station B.

"I see, that's how it was done."

There are some high-end cosmetics on her desk. In fact, even if she doesn't wear makeup, her appearance can be said to be quite exquisite.

But Hua Yun from the appraisal department forced her to give her the cosmetics, saying that she worked overtime every day and had to pay attention to her skin care.

"It seems that I have reached an age where I need maintenance."

Lin Ze followed the anchor's movements in the video to learn how to reapply powder and makeup. Just as she was applying eyeliner, a rapid knock on the door made her hand tremble slightly. She immediately drew eyeliner along the corners of her eyebrows. A long black line suddenly appeared.

"......Come in."

Although he was a little unhappy, Lin Ze still managed to put on a smiling face.

"Bureau Lin, something happened. Someone broke into Li Muhan and Xia Yue's home."

"A thief?"

"No, they are aliens. And I checked the files. They are not the aliens under our supervision. They don't even seem to be aliens from China."

Lin Ze took the report, glanced at the photo of the woman taken away by the police, and then sighed.

"Hey, can that old dragon stop causing trouble? You have made him comfortable for so many years. Do you really think that the Special Administration Bureau can't deal with him?"

The staff was a little confused.

"Forest Bureau, who is this person?"

"A member of a killer organization. It seems that someone has issued a pursuit order for Li Muhan again."

Lin Ze knew who did it without even thinking about it. The Zhao family had already given them two chances. These two father and son really didn't know what it meant to be trivial.

"Okay, I'll handle this matter. No need to follow up."

After the staff went out, Lin Ze started playing the video again.

"Since the eyeliner is ruined, let's put on lipstick first."

She hummed a tune and smeared lipstick on her lips.

boom--

The office door was pushed open suddenly.

This time, the lipstick in Lin Ze's hand shook even more than the eyeliner, and he drew it directly along her cheek.

"Forest Bureau! Forest Bureau! It's a big deal!! I'm being targeted by a killer organization... Huh?"

Looking at Lin Ze who poked his head out from behind the computer screen, Li Muhan felt something was wrong.

What's wrong?

Oh, I see, Lin Ze has no smile on his face...

"Come here, Li Muhan."

"Then, what, I, I..."

"Come here, I have to teach you what basic manners are."

So that night, Li Muhan was forcibly detained by Lin Ze in the Special Administration Bureau and took a night of ideological and moral education classes.