After breaking up, I picked up a beautiful vampire girl

The two gods turned their heads at the same time and looked at Li Muhan with majestic eyes.

Even though Li Muhan had Barr in his body, he was frightened and took a step back slightly, but he still swallowed, forced himself to step forward and said.

"Two, don't worry, I know you have a holiday, but today's banquet is hosted by the Special Administration Bureau. If you don't give face to each other, how about giving face to the Special Administration Bureau?"

Thanatos sneered.

"I give the Special Administration Bureau a good deal of respect. I will pretend that this incident never happened today. If it happens again, even if it is the Special Administration Bureau, I will show no mercy."

"Ha~~so sleepy...I'm going back to sleep."

The two turned around to leave.

Jinwu and Mulezi could only watch the distinguished guests they finally invited leave like this.

At this moment, Li Muhan suddenly opened the lid on the plate.

An alluring aroma suddenly spread.

The two stopped immediately, and then turned to look at the plate in Li Muhan's hand.

"What is that...?"

"...It smells good, smell it, um, it smells good."

"Since you two have decided to leave, can you try this dish first? This is a dish carefully prepared for you by the Special Administration Bureau."

The two gods looked at each other. Although they were both unhappy with each other, they were also salivating at the food that was constantly smelling because they hadn't eaten good food for so long.

"Huh, since it's the host's warm invitation...it's just a dish, I'll just take a bite."

"I, I will just take one bite, and then I will go back to sleep."

So the two gods came back again. When they came to Li Muhan, they were both attracted by the delicious food, and they swallowed their saliva one after another.

"We come first."

"No, me first."

"You are so ignorant of the general situation and don't understand etiquette!"

Li Muhan quickly handed over two forks.

"Let's get together. Stop arguing. The food is getting cold."

The two gods took the fork, glanced at each other in displeasure, then quickly struck two pieces of meat and put them into their mouths almost at the same time as if they were fighting.

While chewing, he looked at each other provocatively.

"I'm faster than you."

"Don't be ridiculous, Lord Thanatos, I'm 0.1 second faster than you."

"Humph, I have already said it, it was me..."

"Still speaking harshly, Lord Thanatos has only the most..."

The two of them froze in the middle of their quarrel.

Because as they continued to chew, the tender meat, rich meat aroma and rich taste instantly filled their mouths.

"This this!!"

"It's so delicious...!"

Li Muhan felt that it was fortunate that this was not an animation, otherwise the two of them would have burst into tears.

It may not be suitable for children by then.

The two gods reluctantly swallowed the piece of meat and immediately inserted another piece. They seemed to have forgotten the words "just take one bite" in their minds.

Soon, only one piece of the plate of meat was eaten by the two of them.

"Lord Thanatos, did you eat an extra piece? Please commit suicide immediately. You really deserve death, so please leave this piece to me."

"I didn't, but you, a girl eats so fast and goes to bed after eating, aren't you afraid of getting fat?! Look down at your body and see that it's almost out of shape! It's like a three-month-old baby is broken child!"

"...!?"

Hypnos looked down at his belly for a moment, as if her previous statement to Jinwu that she didn't care about the human form was a complete joke.

Li Muhan also looked at the girl's abdomen.

Against the backdrop of the long, close-fitting skirt, the girl's waist was as slender as a willow, without any trace of fat.

Just when Hypnos realized that he had been fooled, Thanatos had stuffed the meat into his mouth with a winner's smile on his face.

"Spit it out."

"You are dreaming, oh, you are about to go to sleep, so go and dream."

"Spit it out!!"

Seeing that the two were about to fight again.

Li Muhan almost cried. How come the personalities of these two gods are the same as those of children.

He quickly stepped forward to persuade.

"You two, don't fight. This is just an appetizer. Please follow me into the house. I have also prepared a table of dishes and fine wine."

Hearing that there was still wine, the two aloof gods swallowed almost at the same time.

"Really, I really can't help it. It's hard for us to shirk the kind invitation of human beings. In this case, let's go."

"Although it makes me a little sick to have dinner with Lord Thanatos, since you are so pious, as a god, it is natural for you to respond to human expectations. Please lead the way."

Grandma, these two are just textbook tsunderes.

Li Muhan complained crazily in his heart.

But finally things went smoothly.

"Please come this way. Hey, Lord Death, you have brought a beast with you. Where can I tie this mule for you?"

Li Muhan asked, looking at the mule.

"Oh, I almost forgot about him."

Thanatos raised his hand and snapped his fingers, and the mule immediately transformed back into Cen Lin's appearance.

"Ouch! Ouch, my waist, my old waist, I have to carry someone over the mountains at such an old age."

Cen Lin collapsed on the ground, holding his waist and wailing repeatedly.

Li Muhan couldn't believe it. This mule was actually transformed by Cen Lin? ?

"Chief Cen, you're so awesome. You still have this unique skill. I've learned a lot about it."

"Bah, this is that..."

Originally, Cen Lin wanted to directly say that it was that idiot who did it, but when he looked up and saw Thanatos standing not far away, he quickly swallowed his words.

"Human, lead the way, what's wrong?"

"How long do we have to wait? Human beings nowadays are really not pious at all."

Li Muhan really regrets not putting some croton in the dish now, because it won't kill you two.

After entering the room, Li Muhan hurriedly took the two gods down. Thanatos was originally a little unhappy after seeing how narrow the room was, but the delicious food on the table immediately attracted his attention, and he sat down without waiting for Li Muhan's arrangement. down.

Seeing Thanatos's appearance, Hypnos just sneered, elegantly pulled out his chair and sat down, showing an aristocratic temperament in his every move.

But her shaking legs betrayed her irritability and she just wanted to eat quickly.

Li Muhan, Cen Lin and Jin Wu also sat down.

He raised his glass and said.

"To the everlasting friendship between the China Special Administration Bureau and the two of you, cheers!"

"Eh? I don't have any wine at home."

Jinwu tilted his head in confusion, his little head now showing great doubts.

But he still raised his glass together.

Thanatos smelled the wine in the glass and frowned.

"The taste doesn't feel right, human, could it be poisonous?"

"Lord Thanatos is really as timid as a mouse. What effect will human poison have on us gods?"

"Hmph, I'm afraid you have forgotten that Ion, the son of the Sun God, was almost harmed by poisoned wine."

"Hey! Who is trying to frame me today? I don't even dare to drink. Okay, I'll drink first!"

In order to eliminate the misunderstanding, Li Muhan picked up the wine glass and drank it in one gulp.

"Ha, this wine is very mellow and fragrant. Drinking wine is such a beautiful thing! Drink it all, drink it!"

Seeing that Li Muhan was okay after drinking, the two gods also took a sip.

Li Muhan wanted to laugh. How naive are they? Aren't they afraid of putting poison on the cup?