Rebirth: My girlfriend is a paranoid

Song Yunyang: [You are a dog licker, you must be a dog licker! Licking a dog is not allowed in the house! 】

Xie Shu: [...I just pursued her normally, then confessed my love to her, and then she agreed, and we were together. 】

Song Yunyang: [What is normal in your place? How long have you been chasing her? Have you chased Su Qian for a long time? 】

[Song Yunyang withdrew a message]

Song Yunyang: [What standard is considered normal for you? How long have you been chasing her? Is it several years again? The one who always greets you with greetings? 】

[Song Yunyang withdrew a message]

Song Yunyang: [What do you mean by normal? The same standards as in high school? 】

[Song Yunyang withdrew a message]

Xie Shu: [...I confessed my love by giving him a gift, and then I agreed, and then we got together. 】

After this message was sent, Xie Shu immediately sent another one: [I have been chasing him for about... a week. 】

Song Yunyang: [? ? ? One week! 】

Song Yunyang: [Impossible! Absolutely impossible! Do you know how aloof school beauty Ruan is? The number of people who chased her in high school was no less than those who chased Su..., or even more! But no one has chased her, how could you catch her in a week! You can lie to your buddies, but don’t lie to yourself! 】

Xie Shu: [It’s almost that time. Why did I lie to you? 】

Song Yunyang: [I don’t believe it! You have to know that school beauty Ruan was the goddess of our entire grade! The school next door is lined up with suitors! How could you catch up in a week? She must have something in mind for you! She likes you to be 186cm tall, she likes you to have a good face and a good figure, and she covets your body! 】

Thanks: [......]

Song Yunyang: [She must be greedy for your body! Be careful, she might eat you up one day and she doesn't want to be responsible! 】

Xie Shu【...I am the one chasing her. 】

Song Yunyang: [Of course I know it was you who chased her. Is it possible that school beauty Ruan is still chasing you? Don't be obsessed with love all the time. Recognize the reality. You can't control the kind of woman who only lusts after your body! 】

Xie Shu: [So you talk so much, are you afraid that I will have a good life? 】

Song Yunyang: [How is that possible? I'm definitely not. Seeing what you said, how could I be afraid of your good life? We are all buddies, buddies, you really deserve to die! How come you managed to catch up with a girl like Ruan’s school beauty in just one week? Woohoo! 】

Thanks: [......]

Can’t pretend anymore?

The chat between the two stopped for a few seconds. Xie Shu thought about it and sent another message: [Have you been stimulated by anything recently? 】

They used to have a very good relationship, and they even had dinner together when they returned home during the winter vacation last year. He knew his personality and personality, but what he just said out of nowhere made him feel a little abnormal.

Song Yunyang: [No, I just fell out of love two days ago. 】

Thanks: "..."

So you came to him to vent, right?

What a treacherous dog!

Of course, as his former father, Xie Shu decided to continue chatting with him for a while, and then laugh...and then comfort him and help him get over his emotional pain.

Xie Shu: [When did you fall in love? I didn’t even hear you say that during winter vacation dinners before. 】

Song Yunyang: [Well, we started talking about it this semester, only a few months ago, and we showed up last week. 】

Xie Shu: [Huh? Or online dating? Then why did you fall in love? Did it overturn? But you're not bad looking either, so the other party shouldn't dislike you, right? 】

Song Yunyang: [It’s not my problem. 】

Xie Shu: [This...could it be that the other party was deceiving you? 】

Song Yunyang: [No, we have never sent photos to each other. 】

Xie Shu: [Huh? So who are you? 】

Song Yunyang: [Harm! We have been chatting online for several months, and the conversation has always been very good. I wanted to take advantage of the May Day holiday to go to see each other and confirm the relationship. Last Saturday, I bought a ticket and took the bus for a day to go to a strange place. Then I made an appointment with the person in the city and prepared to go out. I bought gifts and flowers, and even booked a hotel to eat in. Who knew that after meeting, I found out that the other person was actually a man! ! 】

Xie Shu stared at the message for a few seconds before typing a reply:

[I’m so laughing! 】

Song Yunyang: [Fuck! Why are you still laughing at me! 】

Xie Shu: [No, buddy, you’ve been chatting with him for so long, and you haven’t noticed anything strange? 】

Song Yunyang: [No, no one can imagine that, he is a big man! He actually used a girl as his avatar! Mudd! 】

Xie Shu: [Hahahaha, show me. 】

Within a few seconds, Song Yunyang sent a screenshot.

Xie Shu clicked in. Because they used Penguin to chat when they were dating online, the other person's homepage was also a Penguin page. The other person did use a girl's avatar, and it didn't look like the picture on the Internet. It was indeed easy for others to misunderstand that. It's him.

I guess the other party didn't expect this either, even the signature was changed to "I will never date online again, I'm a dog!"

Xie Shu almost died laughing when he saw this, and he instantly understood the reason for Song Yunyang's excitement just now.

My own failure is sad, but my friend's success is even sadder.

Tsk.

Xie Shu: [Then how did you deal with it later? 】

Song Yunyang: [What can be done? After we met, we were both stunned. I took the bus back to school that night and arrived at school early on Sunday morning. Then I spent the whole day calculating accounts with him during the day. I settled all the money I had used from him and paid it back. , Made! When I saw how generous he was with his money, I thought I was going to be on the hook for nothing. Oh, damn it! 】

Xie Shu: [You have been talking for a while. How much did you spend on the other party? 】

Song Yunyang: [Jiuoero+Qijiaoyao+Jiuwu]

Xie Shu: [It seems that the other person treats you very well. Don’t be too stuck on your gender. It’s not just someone’s soft rice that you want to eat. 】

Song Yunyang: [Get out! 】

Xie Shu: [You can do it too. After talking for so long, no flaws were revealed. Your father is really laughing to death! 】

Song Yunyang: [......]

After Xie Shu laughed for a while, he started to comfort him.

Let him take this as a lesson, and teach him not to believe things like online dating easily. This time he did not ask about gender, and everything has been settled. If he encounters a liar, he will probably lose all his money.

After comforting him, Xie Shu sent Song Yunyang a photo of him and Ruan Nianxi.

[Xie Shu withdrew a message]

Xie Shu: [Sorry, sent by mistake. 】

Song Yunyang: [...You really deserve to die. 】

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