The boss of Fast Travel is not a good person all day long

"Miss."

"explain."

"You really don't think about it?"

"what?"

"Kill Gao Cuilan, complete the mission, and reach the pinnacle of life!"

"Amitabha, monks are not allowed to kill." Bo Jin yawned and said perfunctorily with no expression on his face.

mission accomplished?

funny!

When did I promise you to complete the mission?

66: "......."

Ahhhhh!

Someone, drag this bitch out and beat him to death!

"Is your system so unlimited?"

"What nonsense are you talking about, young lady!" 66 turned around angrily, even though Bo Jin couldn't see it.

"Oh, so there's another system."

"You... you're trying to trick me!"

Even more angry!

She lay lazily on the stone platform, with the moonlight hanging on the branches, and the cool night wind blowing through the hem of her clothes, causing ripples.

"stupid."

66: "......."

Spicy chicken host!

"I suggest you don't scold me secretly. I hold a grudge." Bo Jin's voice sounded in Luo Liu's ears, and Luo Liu was so scared that he raised his head and looked around.

Is the spicy chicken host pretending to be under surveillance?

No, I was clearly scolding her in my heart, how could she know?

snort!

Want to blow up everything? You are dreaming!

Bo Jin: "..."

idiot.

.......

....…

"Master, there is Liusha River ahead."

"Oh."

Eight hundred quicksand rivers, three thousand drowning depth.

Goose feathers cannot float, and reed flowers sink to the bottom.

A big whirlpool rolled up in the middle of the river. Bai Jin faced the wind and sand, his face looked a little ugly.

I saw a demon appear in the river. The demon came to the shore in an instant and knelt down in front of her. "Disciple Sha Wujing, enlightened by Bodhisattva, protects master to obtain scriptures from the west."

"Which Bodhisattva inspired you?"

"This...disciple is enlightened by Yangliu Bodhisattva."

"Oh, then you tell her that you can take the ones you enlightened by yourself. The poor monk's family is surrounded by walls and cannot afford to support you few monsters who can eat and pull."

Sha Wujing: "???"

Sun Wukong: "......"

Zhu Bajie: "......" I suspect you are inside me⊙_⊙

Hui'an Walker in the corner: "???" What happened? Why doesn’t this guy follow the routine?(°ー°〃)

"Tang Monk!"

"who are you?"

Crazy! Do you know that people can scare people to death?

Fortunately, I controlled it, otherwise I would have blackmailed you to death.

"I am a practitioner of Hui'an, appointed by the Bodhisattva, and I am here to lead Wujing to surrender to you."

"Oh, you scared the poor monk." She stretched out a hand and placed it in front of Hui'an Walker.

Hui'an Walker: "???"

Bo Jin glanced at him with disgust and said fiercely: "Pay up! Why are you standing there?"

Hui'an Walker: "!!!"

I'll pay your mother for selling the batch!

Why didn't Yangliu Gebi say that Tang Monk could blackmail people?

That bitch must be trying to plot against me.

"Tang Monk, monks should be indifferent to fame and fortune and regard money as dirt. How can you still blackmail others!"

"So you don't want to lose money?" Her eyes suddenly changed, and Hui'anxingzhe silently retracted jiojio.

"I... I don't have any."

"If you don't, you'll lose money."

"No money."

"......"

"Oh, if you don't have money, just take them away. There is no need for the poor monk to go to the West to learn scriptures."

Wukong, Bajie, Sha Monk, and Aolie: "..." Ox!

Hui'an Walker: "..." Don't make it difficult for me, a shrimp soldier and crab general, okay?

"Tang Monk! Do you still look like a Buddhist disciple?"

"You don't care if I have it or not. It's hard for a clever woman to make a living without rice. You want a poor monk to go to the West on foot, but you don't give half a penny. The poor monk is not a fool. He won't go without giving."

The Hui'an traveler frowned and suppressed the anger in his heart, "Tang Monk, you are the reincarnation of Jin Chanzi, and traveling to the west is a mission that you must complete and must complete.

Ten reincarnations, only look at the present.

Do you really give up so easily? "

"It doesn't matter, Hui'an, the poor monk can see clearly what Tathagata means."

The ending of the story is always beautifully decorated by the winner, but Tang Seng in the real world is exploited to the extreme.

"You..." Hui'an was speechless.

"Don't talk nonsense, give me something or have it taken away." She said impatiently.

Seeing that she refused to give in, Hui An blurted out angrily, "You're dreaming, I'm not."

"Master, why don't we go directly to Lingshan to ask for it?" Wukong gloated.

That old bald donkey Tathagata probably didn't expect that his personally chosen disciple would rebel!

Wukong felt sick just thinking about his hypocritical face.

When Hui'an heard this, he quickly stopped him: "Sun Xingzhe, don't talk nonsense!"

"I think what I said makes sense. Since I don't want to pay for travel expenses, the poor monk asked for it myself.

Bajie, Wujing, Xiaobai, do you three have anything to say? "

The three of them said in unison, "What Master said is absolutely true."

Although Sha Wujing is new here, he has received the notice from Wukong a long time ago. No matter what Bo Jin said, obedience is the first rule!

Here I have to mention Wukong’s desire to survive.

The monkey in question said: The hair on my old grandson’s head is almost bald?_?

"Tang Monk, not to mention the distance to Lingshan Mountain, you are just a mortal. I'm afraid you will explode and die if you don't reach the Lord Buddha." Hui'an mocked.

Bo Jin raised his eyebrows slightly, "Wukong, my teacher is in a bad mood."

"I, Sun, will kill Hui'an's son right now!"

"Don't worry, I want to know what the water of Liusha River tastes like. Why don't you ask the traveler to taste it."

"That's what the master said."

After saying that, Wukong held Hui'an Walker down and buried his head in the river.

Hui'an resisted wildly, but he couldn't resist Wukong's strong hand.

Over and over again, Hui'an never imagined that he would be insulted like this since he became a traveler. The filthy river water choked him and he could not distinguish between the sun and the moon.

Wandering between life and death, Hui'an wished he could turn back time and kill his unabashed self.

After an unknown amount of time, Wukong threw away the dying Hui'an, waved his hand and said, "This kid is really strong. Master, why don't we just rush to Lingshan Mountain?"

"Yeah, yes."

In my circle and my wallet, which one is not money?

Besides, I've had enough fun, and this is what I should do if I collapse this place and piss the little bastard off!

66, who was sleeping at this time, had no idea that his little sister still had the idea of ​​destroying the world.

Lingshan.

Tathagata's right eyelid twitched. It was the first time he faced this situation and he was a little panicked.

"Manjusri, why hasn't Hui'an returned yet?"

"Don't worry, Lord Buddha, I may have been delayed on the way."

"I feel uneasy. I'm afraid something might happen again on my journey to the west. Can you go and have a look?"

Although Manjushri Bodhisattva was confused in his heart, he did not refute, with a look of understanding on his face, "I am willing to share my worries for the Lord Buddha."

Lord Buddha must have his own reasons for doing this.

Although I don’t understand, I am obedient!

Lord Buddha is worthy of being Lord Buddha, and he is serious and careful in his work.

I must learn from Lord Buddha...

Tathagata didn't know that the disciple he was sitting on was blowing a rainbow fart silently. He only felt a little itchy on his nose, and then there was a sound of sneezing.

All the Buddhas were shocked and stood up from their seats one after another, "Lord Buddha, are you feeling unwell? Or is there something important happening?"

Not to mention the quasi-sage realm of Tathagata, even ordinary cultivators would not be able to catch a cold or have a fever.

Not to mention something as incredible as sneezing.

The Tathagata himself was also very surprised, but in order to appease the Buddhas, he grinned a little stiffly and said, "Nothing happens, please feel at ease."

As the Lord of the West, he can only have a serious face on weekdays. It is impossible to smile. After all, he has to manage the Buddhas below.

This also caused his grin to look weird, and the people below didn't dare to remind him, so they could only silently lower their eyes and count the lotus terraces.

It was impossible for Tathagata to discover the problem himself, but he felt that his comfort had an effect. The corners of his eyes drooped slightly, and he felt very proud.

The Maitreya Buddha on the right is mocking in his heart, Tathagata is still as conceited as ever!

Maitreya Buddha is one of the eight great Bodhisattvas of Buddhism and is the most promising person to ascend to the position of Lord Buddha after Tathagata.

The ancients said: "A big belly can accommodate things that are difficult to tolerate in the world; smile when you open your mouth and laugh at the ridiculous people in the world."

He is smiling all the year round, and if you ask about his popularity, even Tathagata, who is now the Buddha, cannot compare with him.

Likewise, he is also a big worry for Tathagata.

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