The Pirate I Am Undead

Chapter 171 To protect the captain’s fatness

The three people screaming were Rear Admiral Kong Shifu, Ken Wenshengnuo, and Brooke who crawled out of the prop box.

Having been taught a lesson by Mo Jing, he had actually noticed the separation from his partner a long time ago.

He even guessed that the fat man Hogbak might have carried his suitcase by mistake.

But what if you think about it?

As a skeleton,

He can't escape from the box on his own!

He actually planned to wait until midnight, after the old lady fell asleep, and then secretly dig out the box and escape.

But he didn't expect to be involved in a battle with the rear admiral.

Well now, the Rear Admiral's blow not only cut off the handle of the prop box, but also broke the two locks on the outside of the box.

So, he just wants to say now

Brooke looked at Tina, who was too weak to scream, and said modestly and respectfully:

"Miss, can you let me take a look at your pussy?"

Everyone present was quiet for a second.

"So why are you screaming too!" Ken said angrily.

"Yo ho ho ho ho ho, I just think screaming at this time is more in line with the atmosphere!" Brooke said with an exaggerated smile.

Tina came back from her daze. Even though she was too weak to speak, she still insisted on raising a smile:

"No, pervert, my fatness is only for Mo Jing to see!"

Brooke gasped.

At this moment, he was full of infinite respect for Mo Jing.

captain! ! !

Sure enough, even looking at other people's fat times, they are better than him!

A dry cough interrupted the interaction between the three.

"You guys really aren't nervous at all!"

After calming down, Kang Shifu became elegant again and placed his hand on the hilt of the rapier.

He looked at the skeleton behind him. Although it was still difficult to accept such an evil thing in his heart, his rationality, which had been baptized by all kinds of strange things in the Grand Line, had already classified it as an "unknown attitude unit suspected of being a person with devil fruit abilities." .

In short, he is a human being and he can be killed!

Then there is nothing to be afraid of.

The stabbing sword was slowly unsheathed.

"No matter who you are, an immortal who jumped out of nowhere, or a medical miracle of resurrection. Please do not hinder the navy's operations!"

Kang Shifu said very restrainedly,

He didn't want to add another strange enemy at this time.

"Okay?"

Brooke glanced at him,

take a step back,

Like an elegant gentleman, he stood with his head held high and slowly drew out the staff and sword in his hand.

He held a sword flower and pointed at Kang Shifu.

"Sorry, I refuse!"

If he had been in the prop box before, he would not have participated in this battle.

But now, after hearing what Tina said, his eyes have become firm - to protect the captain's fatness!

A lofty mission came to him, and he felt as if he had a halo above his head at this moment.

"It seems you have decided!"

Kong Shifu's voice sounded, followed by the sharp whistling of the stabbing sword!

Such a close distance,

For a master of swordsmanship, drawing a sword takes place in the blink of an eye.

A bit of cold light pierced the center of Brooke's conspicuous skull!

Unfortunately,

What he faced was also a swordsman who specialized in stabbing!

Ding ding ding ding

Stick and sword connected.

A series of fierce collisions were heard,

Under the light, the hands and swords of both sides were blurred, and only countless cold stars and flowing fireflies could be seen, like summer fireworks, colliding together, the needles touching the wheat awns, and sparks flying.

The turbulence set off caused the surrounding windows to tremble.

Tina and Ken on the side were stunned.

This skeleton is so strong!

At first they thought it was a fear character, but when they opened their mouths they realized it was a comedy character. Unexpectedly, a fight broke out, and the opponent suddenly changed into a combat character.

Where did this boss come from?

Obviously, the two people in front of them haven't used their full strength yet, at least Kang Shifu hasn't used his gun yet.

Although Tina felt that guns were of little use to the skeleton in front of her,

The bullet might fly directly through the gap between the opponent's frames.

The next moment, the two fighting men disappeared from the same spot.

The small space was no longer enough to accommodate the intensity of their fencing. They began to take advantage of their agility, move around over long distances, and perform more powerful moves.

Fierce collisions filled the surrounding space,

A little further away from the lights of the hotel sign, the figures of the two people became like ghosts, flickering and appearing.

Tina and Ken were dazzled by the sight;

For a moment, they actually seemed to be somewhat evenly matched.

But only Kang Shifu who was inside knew that,

What the hell is evenly matched!

The skeleton on the opposite side used some strange sword skills.

It's also a stab-based move, but he's becoming more and more passive.

He felt at this moment like a beautiful girl with poor dancing skills at a ball who fell into the hands of a dancing master who could master various styles of music.

From the outside, it may seem that these two people are very powerful.

But in fact, he is not only forced to follow the opponent's rhythm, but also gets taken advantage of from time to time, and the opponent takes advantage of him and suffers unspeakably!

This is not Kong Shifu's illusion,

Unlike his straight high-speed thrusts, Brooke's body is not only extremely fast (drawing wind) due to the fact that only bones remain in his body, but his body is also extremely light and flexible.

In the area of agility, he firmly suppressed Kang Shifu.

Coupled with the unrestrained swordsmanship like playing music,

Once the opponent follows his rhythm, he is walking on the melody of death.

The only way to prevent the situation from getting worse is to break away violently!

You play classical music, and I sing folk songs!

Koushio, who briefly landed on the ground, suddenly strode forward.

Bow, sheath your sword,

Putting on a posture of charging straight forward,

With his left hand, he suddenly pulled out a gun.

boom! !

A gunshot sounded,

The lead bullet hit the skull on the forehead, knocking Brooke who had taken advantage of the opportunity to fly back!

——The lightness of the skeleton comes at a price!

That is the lack of strength,

When faced with something like a big wooden stick, the powerful and heavy attack will be easily knocked away, and may even fall apart.

Of course, the kinetic energy carried by the lead bullet also has the same effect.

The sudden change made both Tina and Ken scream in surprise.

"Despicable!" they both shouted angrily.

But Kang Shifu had already rushed forward again, ignoring the two men's scoldings.

mean?

Pirates' shortsightedness!

This is a tactic!

Which navy who can rise to the rank of general officer has not experienced hundreds of battles, and which one has not fought against enemies stronger than himself?

To survive to this day, conspiracy or flexible tactics have become an indispensable part of their combat system.

If the so-called upright fight means fist to fist, sword to sword, dodging or avoiding, and seeing who can't hold on and fall first,

I'm afraid that only a few of the navy will be dead a long time ago.

Wisdom is the sharpest sword for mortals to challenge the strong!

During the breath, the sword edge fell!

Due to the strangeness of the enemy in front of him, Kang Shifu was not sure that lead bullets would work.

But the sword in his hand could convey the feeling of stabbing the opponent to him.

At this time, we were almost approaching the side of the street.

At this moment, a dress was thrown out by the other party,

Tear!

clothes torn,

However, the feeling coming from the tip of the sword was light and airy.

"Is it empty?"

Kang Shifu's heart sank.

The next second, I saw a bolt of white lightning coming from the wall, grazing the edge of the rapier, and flashed in front of my eyes.

The speed was so fast that he didn't even have time to block!

A flash of horror flashed in his eyes, and before he could say anything,

Chi!

Silver light penetrated his chest,

The skeleton swordsman with his bones exposed all over his body crashed into his arms, and with the powerful kinetic energy brought by the terrifying speed, he was instantly blown away.

Nailed on the wall behind me!

boom!

The wall is dented, and the cracks spit out smoke and dust, spreading in all directions.

After being a skeleton for so many years,

How could Brooke not know where his weaknesses were?

But all of these things can be solved with one solution - speed!

During the "communication" process with a friend named Ah Jin before coming here, the other party once used the captain's words to comment on his sword skills - the only martial arts in the world is fast!

As long as you are faster than the enemy, faster than the enemy's attack, and faster than yourself a second ago

Then power can be something within reach!

This is "Ye Ming Song·Straight Through"! !

With the straight sword drawn out, Kang Shifu slipped from the wall and fell to the ground, his eyes gradually blurred.

Hey!

Brooke landed lightly on the ground, picked up the tattered clothes on the ground, and put them on again.

The ragged man gave a curtain call to everyone around him.

"I'm sorry for letting you see me being so rude."

He raised the top hat on his explosive head and gave a slight signal to Tina and Ken who were watching the battle.

It was as if what the two of them were watching was not a battle, but his concert.

In this "performance" of classical music, he still pays great attention to image.

At least I won't take off my clothes casually.

Tina and Ken didn't know what to say for a moment.

The final twist was too intense. One second they were yelling at Kang Shifu for being despicable, and the next second the despicable Kang Shifu was deceived by the same despicable cover-up and nailed to the wall.

Tina took a deep breath, cheered up, and was about to ask Brooke's name and thank him for his help.

A series of rapid footsteps sounded from the street entrance,

When he turned around, he saw Lesa and a familiar pink-haired girl rushing over.

"You're okay!"

The two people who ran to the hotel said in surprise.

Ken looked weird,

Lesha said this, and the pink-haired girl next to him also followed suit.

And why did Lesa bring a stranger here so casually?

Then the next second he saw Lesa hugging Tina into her majestic peaks,

The pink-haired girl hugged the skeleton happily.

Under the dim light of the hotel,

Two pairs of warm partners hug each other,