We agreed to farm together, but you secretly went to control the beasts?
Chapter 399 Another use of the pit curse
Xu Jinghonghuai watched with complicated emotions as Qian Qi shaved the pig cage bag clean and put all the golden magic plant fruits into it.
Then, she carried the pig cage bag and got into the magic plant field, picked out some other magic plants, and threw them into the pig cage bag together.
After the pig cage bag was completely filled, she closed the lid of the pig cage bag without finishing, "Okay, it's time to go to the valley to the north."
"The boss is in the valley to the north?" Xu Jinghong couldn't help but ask after hearing this.
"It's in the northwest, but the temperature there is extremely hot and you have no defense. You need to go north first... to cool down."
Qian Qi's eyes looked meaningful, which made Xu Jinghong feel an ominous feeling.
In fact, he also had this doubtful expression on his face, because it was so obvious that it was difficult for others to ignore it.
Qian Qi comforted him: "Xiaohong, you have to believe me, you know my strength. And isn't it taught in schools? What combat partners need most is trust. We must be the most worthy of each other's delivery." Only by carrying our comrades on our back can we win the final victory."
Xu Jinghong hesitated and finally nodded, "Okay, I believe you."
Two hours later, Xu Jinghong slapped himself hard in the mouth for saying this.
What happened was that just after they arrived at the northern valley carrying a "pants bag" and a "pig bag", Qian Qi secretly brought a D-level ink crow's nest and asked his own ink crows to give it to them on the spot. Mo Crow drew a pie to promise a bright future, while picking through Mo Crow's treasure cave and picked out many shiny treasures.
Those shiny treasures were undoubtedly ice-attributed fruits or materials, but Qian Qi seemed to feel that it was not enough, and brought several more Mo Crow's Nests in succession. After she found all the raw materials for the anti-heat potion, she looked like some kind of cult. Like a leader, she was surrounded by a group of ink crows who worshiped her loyally.
They are all lying on the ground, with their spread-out black wings like the hands of devout believers, intertwined and clasped on the ground in front of them:
"Quack——!" Please accept our worship, Lord of Wisdom!
"Quack——!" Lord of wisdom, please grant us endless wisdom!
"Quack——!" We are proud of our wisdom and welcome the reward from the Lord of Wisdom——!
Mo Ya translated everything for Qian Qi. Seeing Qian Qi's benevolent attitude as if God had given him grace, Xu Jinghong just cursed in his heart that she looked like a pyramid scheme leader when he saw Qian Qi suddenly approaching him.
She said to him with kind and gentle eyes, "Xiao Hong, are you willing to pay a small price that is not worth mentioning in order to obtain A-level attributes?"
Xu Jinghong instantly became alert, "What's the price?"
"Don't be afraid, don't be wary, it's just a small thing, it may cost you a few more changes of pants."
Qian Qi comforted him, "This is for your own good. You don't want to go to the northwest and be dehydrated into dried meat, right?"
Xu Jinghong cautiously took a step back. When it came to changing his pants, he only thought of one possibility:
Does the anti-heat potion have any embarrassing side effects? ! Is that why she spoke so cryptically?
After struggling slightly in his heart, Xu Jinghong finally nodded firmly, "Okay, but... you can't peek!"
Qian Qixun thought that he didn't have the strange habit of peeking at other people's poop, so he nodded quickly and said to Mo Crow, "Come on! Try my latest curse technique!"
curse?
Before Xu Jinghong had time to appreciate the "gold content" of these two words, he saw Mo Crow flying between him and Qian Qi, muttering in human language:
"Qian Qi, Qian Qi, you so hope that you can successfully make a successful anti-heat potion without a measuring cup, and you, my friend Xu Jinghong who is the target of the curse, you are actually willing to bear the power of the curse to let Qian Qi Success, in this case, I will curse you for every minute you have diarrhea, so that Qian Qi can achieve a 6% success rate in medicine for minutes!"
After Mo Ya finished speaking, Qian Qi and Xu Jinghong felt a strange feeling at the same time, as if their brains had been washed. Especially Xu Jinghong, he even felt a strange and familiar feeling in his stomach.
The next second, his expression changed slightly, and something came out!
"Ah——!" Xu Jinghong shouted in horror. At this moment, he finally understood what Qian Qi meant by "change your pants more often"!
Qian Qi pulled the sack of crotch bags aside and said innocently, "Xiao Hong, don't worry, we have a lot of crotch bags in stock. Even if you use the crotch bags to wipe your butt, it will still be enough."
She even thoughtfully asked Qian Ba to spit out two small hockey pucks, "Take them, the conditions are simple, thank you for your hard work."
Xu Jinghong:...
At that moment, Xu Jinghong's urge to strangle her reached its peak.
But he couldn't help the feeling behind him. He took a deep breath, finally suppressed the raging urge to shit, and ran to a pit not far away.
Qian Qi turned his back and started making the anti-heat potion with concentration and speed.
With the blessing of the curse, Qian Qi's control of the weight of the ingredients in the potion became more accurate. However, because the time of Xu Jinghong's diarrhea was uncertain, Qian Qi took the time to say one more thing, "Xiao Hong! You need to poop a little longer!" I'll be fine soon!"
Xu Jinghong held the tree with one hand, his handsome face was green and red: "Qian Qi! It's best for God to know this matter. You know it and I know it. No third person can know it!"
Qian Qi quickly promised, "Okay, okay, definitely!"
Qian Qi worked hard for a while and finally made the anti-heat potion. She took a sip herself and sure enough, she felt a chill all over her body. The cold water was flowing in continuously, making her feel as if she was being touched by ice-cold beer. Cool and juicy.
"Xiao Hong, I'm done." Qian Qi shouted.
"Wait a moment..." Xu Jinghong's weak voice came from behind the tree, "It will be ready soon..."
He said he would be fine soon, but Qian Qi waited for a while and saw no sign of Xu Jinghong coming out. He couldn't help but asked worriedly, "Xiaohong, are you okay?"
"Uh... wait a minute, I seem to be feeling something again." Xu Jinghong said shamefully.
As soon as he finished speaking, Qian Qi felt something suddenly wash over his head. Immediately afterwards, the wailing voice of a red-haired young man came from behind, "Fuck! I just changed my pants!"
Qian Qi:......
Oh no.
She had an ominous premonition.
Half an hour later, Xu Jinghong finally finished. He walked out with a pale face and weak legs. Perhaps his legs were numb from squatting for too long. He stumbled and fell forward in exhaustion.
Qian Qi quickly flashed in front of him and caught his body.
"Don't..." Xu Jinghong's face and neck instantly turned so red that it almost caught up with his bright red hair, "It stinks..."
"It doesn't matter, you will smell worse in a while." Qian Qi bent down and hugged the princess, Xu Jinghong, and placed him on Qian Ba's body.
Very good, this is the third time being held by a female princess.
Xu Jinghong lay on Yin Lang with a look of despair. He didn't understand the meaning of Qian Qi's words. At the moment, he just felt that his life was hopeless. "I'm done. I'll let you know all the stains in my life." ”
Qian Qi comforted him, "Don't think so, just think that we have successfully broken the ice, and we will be good brothers who can be honest with each other from now on!"
"Haha..." Xu Jinghong sneered tiredly.
Seeing Xu Jinghong looking at him with a resentful expression, Qian Qi touched her little hands with a guilty conscience, "Oh, I can't help it. I have to conserve my strength to beat the boss."
The effect of Mo Crow's curse was comparable to a miracle. Qian Qi was worried that he would be exhausted from diarrhea and would not have the strength to fight the boss, so he made a crooked idea on Xu Jinghong.
Xu Jinghong breathed out weakly, "I don't blame you for giving me diarrhea, but can you tell me in advance next time so that I can be properly prepared? Do you know... what you just said to a man How ashamed and angry are you?"
"Ahem." Qian Qi coughed lightly, "Actually, I just guessed that the effect of the first curse might be relatively strong, which would make you have diarrhea directly on the spot. However, the content of Mo Crow's curse is based on the premise that you have diarrhea first. I Only then can we achieve 100% pharmaceutical success.”
"So I guess..." Qian Qi retreated silently, his eyes drifting in other directions with an increasingly guilty look, "When I make the medicine, you may not have diarrhea, but when you have diarrhea, the success rate of my medicine will be 100%. "
Xu Jinghong:...
Xu Jinghong was silent for a while, looking at Qian Qi's guilty look and felt very strange.
What is she guilty of? She couldn't see him when he had diarrhea at home, so there was no way she would specifically choose to give him medicine when he had diarrhea... huh?
and many more?
Suddenly realizing something, he couldn't help but change his expression, and said in a broken voice, "So, when I have diarrhea, you will feel it?"
Qian Qi nodded silently and said honestly, "Well..."
Xu Jinghong:! ! !
It's better to let him hit a tree and die!
"But don't worry, the curse has a time limit and will gradually disappear!" Qian Qi quickly added.
"Stop talking." Xu Jinghong hung weakly on Silver Wolf, like a dried kelp strip blowing in the wind, losing the meaning of his life.
It's over, now not only the body has been sold, but the soul has also been sold.
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