Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 71: Why don’t you, Lord God, consider starting a women’s clothing business?

The promotional video for "Code Name: Yangyue" is like a pebble thrown into the water. No matter how small it is, it stirs up some waves in the vast ocean of the Internet.

Therefore, similar things were happening in other places at the same time.

On the outskirts of Beijing, there is a high-end sanatorium.

"The car accident is fine, but you must report to me every day for these three months!"

The middle-aged man in a wheelchair hung up the phone forcefully and motioned to the nurse on the side to push him back to the room.

"Mr. Fu, you need to rest..."

"I know."

He exhaled, closed his eyes and rubbed his swollen temples.

I was about to make another call to Mr. Wang, but accidentally touched Fetion.

He frowned as he looked at the dazzling advertisements featuring giant dragons and elves.

In an inland town, at the entrance of a canteen.

"Xiao Zhang, I'm going to get off work after moving this truck. Why don't you go have a drink with your uncles?"

Wiping the sweat from his neck, the muscular man smiled and shook his head.

"No, no, uncle, I really stopped drinking after I went in!"

"Hey, kid... OK!"

After bidding farewell to his coworkers, he took out his old push-button cell phone and wanted to call his mother.

But when I turned on the screen, I found that an advertising text message had been sent out at some point.

"A gaming helmet is included in the closed beta test? If this thing is sold, how much can it be exchanged for?"

A large coastal city, at the entrance of an ancient building.

"Today I took a full-face photoshoot for my friends, please pay more attention!"

The young man wearing antique armor smiled at the camera and played with the spear in his hand.

The gun moves with him, dodges and jumps. It's not professional, but it can still be regarded as vigorous.

After the routine was over, he wiped the sweat from his forehead.

"I hope everyone can support our scenic spots more, we..."

Just as he was about to say something more, a friend on the side came over holding up his cell phone.

"Brother Qiang, take a look at this first, are you awesome or not?"

The young man was not annoyed, but narrowed his eyes and then opened them wide.

"Hey, even though it's a fantasy theme, the person dancing with the spear is so handsome!"

Some people are angry because of this video, and some people are excited because of this video.

As for Ji Ming, who was sitting in front of the computer, flipping through the comments section and private messages in the background, his blood pressure was also rising and falling.

[Little boss, is my video editing really bad? 】

[Hello, according to my monitoring and statistics, the current comment area of ​​the entire network...]

[Okay, don’t say any more]

There are only three kinds of voices in the comment area.

One is scolding the editor for being lousy, and wants to organize a group to teach this little bitch editor from India a lesson.

One is to question the authenticity of the game, and by the way start a war between manufacturers and fans that children love to watch.

The last one is to express personal opinions on various characters appearing in the clip.

There's nothing you can do about the crappy editing.

That's all I have, so I'm not happy that you crossed the blockade of Yangyue and came to see me offline.

The authenticity of the game doesn't matter either.

Anyway, according to the backend data, the comment area was full of curses, but the number of users who submitted information has exceeded 500.

In that case, might as well just troll a little bit.

The real machine demonstration video is suppressed for the time being, and we will sort out the slaps after the game is launched.

As for the strong young man with a dragon gun, the AOE archmage, and the sissy Sikong Zhen who appear in the video...

Not to mention these ancient people whose years are unknown, in fact, Ji Ming didn't even know who the poster girl on the cover was.

All I know is that she was the great sage of the Holy Tree Kingdom five hundred years ago, and now she is probably dead.

As for why we wanted to find such a character to be the poster girl...

<divclass="contentadv">In fact, Ji Ming’s initial choice was Silvia. After all, everyone likes the archangel.

But when he told this matter.Sylvia rarely expressed her rejection directly.

"Sorry, all the wisdom of our angel family is concentrated in our eyes."

"If he looks into the eyes of a mortal creature easily, it is very likely that his mind will be destroyed directly."

"Therefore, we, the angel clan, have had a tradition of covering our faces since ancient times. If we become this... saleswoman, it might cause some unnecessary trouble, right?"

Well, since the subordinates are having difficulties, the boss should also be considerate.

So Ji Ming turned his attention to Bloomfield, who was huddled in the attic of the church.

"Change it quickly!"

Silver Dragon's face was expressionless.

"I do not want."

"No, I remember your silver dragon tradition, which is to turn into a super cool old man or a beautiful blonde girl to help humans."

Ji Ming also knew how to deal with this lazy dog, so he directly threw out the conditions.

"Let's do this. You will be the poster girl. If the players discover some gold or silver mine in the future, they can't take it away anyway. I will give you 20%."

Bloomfield was stunned for two seconds with his mouth open, and finally shook his head fiercely.

"I do not want."

"If you really become this poster girl, you will definitely have to interact with players, right? Then I will die from exhaustion!"

Eh? This rhetoric...

It seems that I have accidentally solved a historical mystery.

Ji Ming thought in his mind and stretched out three fingers.

"Thirty percent!"

"..."

"I do not want!"

"And I don't want to be in human form at all."

As he spoke, Bloomfield firmly covered the big head with his wings.

She remained unmoved until Ji Ming raised the price to %.

"alright."

Ji Ming had no choice but to find another way.

But after calculating my circle of friends, the only one who can fit the status of a beautiful girl is Adele.

But Adele has something to do with him but nothing to do with the plan. It's not good to involve her now.

"Hey, I didn't expect to fall here again."

Sylvia suddenly became curious, why does Lord Shangshen care so much about the waitress?

"This..."

Leaning on the podium, Ji Ming fell into a moment of memories.

A giant mudskipper with two mothers, a mustached fish with the gender of a McDonald's takeout bag, and an apocalypse tank that behaves and does things so unnaturally that it's purely a private product of the production team...

He couldn't help but tremble and explained in a low voice.

"Because in the infinite upper realm, games with beautiful girls may not necessarily be good games, but games that even beautiful girls can't understand... I can't say."

This is indeed the case. The only person who can date such a group of precious people is another group of more terrifying, abstract and disgusting precious people.

Add the two together, and it’s endless propaganda fraud, bad optimization, outrageous plots, crazy people’s crazy words, and PTSD engraved in your bones.

At this moment, a sneer suddenly came from above his head.

"That's not easy. I remember that all gods are formless and can change their bodies at will."

Bloomfield poked his head out.

"Why don't you, Lord God, consider opening a women's clothing business?"

"?"

Ji Ming clenched his fists, his face turned red and green for a while.

After gritting his teeth, he barely resisted the desire to let Sylvia drag Bloomfield down and beat him severely.