Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 512: Crushed Like a Tomato

Eleanor didn't expect that Ji Ming had been holding it in for a long time and only said one word, and it was a strange word, so she asked quickly.

"What does Dian mean?"

Ji Ming:......

"Haha, it doesn't mean anything, that's what I'm listening to."

"Oh, then I'll continue."

However, Eleanor did not speak immediately afterwards. Instead, she took a few deep breaths and adjusted her state.

"Then you told me that for the health of the patient, the operating table had to be sterilized every day, so I was not allowed to lie on it with my shoes on."

Good, finally something sensible is said!

Unexpectedly, just as Ji Ming was about to respond, "Yes, what if it gets dirty?", he heard Eleanor say something.

"In the end, you didn't say anything, just pressed my legs and pulled my shoes off."

what?

[Oh my god! Savior, I didn't know you were so fond of this. You have such elegant tastes. What kind of wine are you going to drink tonight?]

"Get out of here!"

Ji Ming didn't expect that Eleanor's deep breathing was actually to accumulate strength for such a cruel thing. When he was about to explain, she had already said the next sentence.

"Oh, you scared me. I subconsciously wanted to pull my legs up, but you held me back and told me not to be shy."

Ji Ming: "Wait a minute..."

"If you're really shy, you can take one off as compensation, and then you can..."

Ji Ming: "My blood pressure is a little..."

But Eleanor, who finally couldn't hold it anymore, didn't hear what he said at all. Instead, she covered her face with her hands. Every word he said was heart-wrenching and her voice was as loud as thunder.

"And then you untied your belt!"

"Uh ah ah ah~"

Ji Ming's blood pressure suddenly skyrocketed and he almost passed out.

Eleanor was startled and quickly grabbed his shoulders.

"What's wrong, Ji Ming, why did you suddenly make such a loud noise, are you okay?"

If he was fine, he wouldn't have howled, but now this matter was about Eleanor and the strange dragon disease, so Ji Ming couldn't be careless.

Think about it, how many nightmare drivers of blood-soaked horror movies are actually those male characters who pretend to be blind and lower their intelligence at every turn and don't listen to the protagonist?

I, Ji Ming, must not be the next one!

and so.

"It's all right, it's all right! I'm just taking a breath, Eleanor, go on."

"Oh, okay, then you pulled the belt out and placed it on the workbench next to you."

Ji Ming (pretending to be calm): “Yeah.”

"Then you pulled out another belt and placed it on the workbench next to you."

Ji Ming (???): “……Ah?”

Maybe she's getting into the groove, Eleanor said as she gestured back and forth on her waist.

"Then, you did this again, click, click, click, and pulled out another belt."

"And then, hey, I drew another one."

"One."

"One."

"Another one."

"Anyway, in the end, the entire workbench was filled with your belts!"

Ah this...

However, amid the disappointed boos from the young boss, Ji Ming still managed to breathe a sigh of relief.

Well, it was just a magic trick of creating a belt out of thin air.

Isn't it better to think good than to have something really bad happen?

However, as we all know, it is impossible that it is not an accident!

So it was as if she was doing it on purpose for show effect, Eleanor said next.

"This is definitely strange, but I was about to ask you how you did it when you strapped your hands to the operating table with a belt."

【Okay! 】

"What the hell!"

Ji Ming's blood pressure rose again. In order to maintain his cardiovascular health, he quickly interrupted Eleanor's narration.

"Stop for a moment, classmate! I want to confirm that your dream... shouldn't contain anything that would cause the chapter to suddenly disappear, right?"

Eleanor tilted her head and thought about it, then shook her head at his hopeful gaze.

"I don't know...well, maybe?"

Then Ji Ming burned out immediately, leaving only snow-white ash.

"Hey, if you don't say anything, I'll continue talking!"

Eleanor thought that since she had no shoes anyway, she might as well step on them and start dancing.

"Well, you have more belts anyway. I, a little wizard, can't compete with you."

"You pinned my hands, feet and abdomen to the operating table one by one."

"Look, it's like this, my arms are up, and my legs are..."

"Hey hey!"

This frightened Ji Ming so much that he suddenly became like a clown again, and he slammed on the brakes.

"You don't have to be so detailed. You can be brief about unimportant things like this. Do you understand?"

"okay."

So Eleanor obediently lowered her arms, stopped saluting the Second World War Gaul, frowned and continued to recall.

"Anyway, I was panicking at the time. I was asking you what on earth you wanted to do. Could you please just... uh, let me go right away!"

"But you still didn't listen to me. You even had a very strange smile on your face and narrowed your eyes and said to me."

——"Hey~Eleanor~Actually, I've wanted to do this to you for a long time!"

[Hello, this is the version I performed live with Dior's voice, click to listen: (button)]

"Okay, but you better not let me find the mute function."

After Eleanor imitated Ji Ming's words in the dream in a rough voice, her voice became smaller and smaller, perhaps because of shyness.

"And then you leaned down and looked me in the eyes and kept bringing your cheek closer to me... closer to me... closer to me..."

After taking a few chaotic breaths, Eleanor's voice suddenly became louder.

"Then you pulled out a pair of really big scissors and cut my braids off!"

"???"

【? ? ? 】

After shouting, Eleanor began to cry and complain as she cried.

"Woo woo, and you thought one cut wasn't enough, so you took out a sharp razor."

"You said I was too stupid and wanted me to be extremely smart so that I could be a useless and hairless bald head in the future, woo woo."

"And it really was scraping all the way down, wuwuwu, this is too scary, I can't accept it! I was frightened awake, wuwuwuwu..."

Ji Ming said nothing.

On the one hand, he was too tired to complain, and on the other hand, after he slapped his forehead and started to review, he found the logic of all this...

Don't mention it, you really don't mention it, it seems to make sense!

First, whatever her excuse, Eleanor certainly didn't want to have her hair cut.

Then tie him up first and then take action, which is completely in line with Ji Ming's principle of less trouble is better!

Secondly, taking off shoes before going to bed is a good habit of Ji Ming as a Chinese.

Although it was indeed not decent to pull her down directly, but if you think about it from another perspective, you don't actually consider her as a peer.

Since you claim to be the elder, this is not rude, it should be called caring!

Finally, let's recall that as long as you enter the barber shop wearing a coat, the barber will always say this before using the scissors -

"Hey, hello, take off your coat, or your hair will get stuck in your neck and it will be really itchy!"

So all this makes sense!

This includes the crazy tendency of walking into other people's dreams and doing nothing bad, but instead diligently helping others cut their hair.

Oh my god, this is absolutely me!

and.

Someone once said that a real man, a person who keeps himself clean, is absolutely upright even if he walks into other people’s dreams!

For example, I entered the little girl's warm dream. Not only did I not do anything wrong, but I also did my best to urge her to study hard and make progress every day.

what is this?

This is a typical example of a good mentor and helpful friend, and it is the spirit of being responsible for the Blackwater Territory and the people of the world!

Alas, Black Water's fortune! Brilliant Light's fortune!

Ji Shenxuan is so virtuous!

[That’s enough! Savior, you’ve almost finished. I’m really about to vomit.]

Anyway, after patching up several layers, Ji Ming was finally satisfied. He took out a pack of tissues from his storage ring and handed it to Eleanor.

"Alright, alright, stop crying, don't be afraid, don't worry, I'm a good person of Order and Goodness, I will definitely not do anything to you."

Unexpectedly, his words touched some sensitive nerve, and Eleanor cried even more sadly.

There was no other way, Ji Ming could only pull out several pieces of paper, fold them together, and rub Eleanor's face like a rag.

Fortunately, the little girl didn’t wear any makeup today, otherwise it would have been like IT.

"Calm down, I understand what you want to say and where the problem lies. Just listen to me."

"……Um."

When Eleanor's breathing calmed down a little, Ji Ming lowered his voice and began the disclaimer.

"Let me make it clear first. What I am about to tell you is an absolute secret of the kingdom. I have promised His Majesty and the Queen that I will not tell anyone else."

"But as a relative of the king, you should not be considered an outsider. And I believe that with your reputation, you can keep your mouth shut, right?"

Eleanor knew that Ji Ming must be going to say something very important, but she didn't expect him to sing such a high tune right at the beginning. It was okay even if it involved the safety of the kingdom.

The matter was of great importance, so she could only quickly discard the mess in her mind and try her best to be serious.

"Well, okay, go ahead."

So Ji Ming told everyone about the blood curse that was entangled in the Glorious Royal Family, and this silent yet noisy dragon disease plague.

This is really shocking if you talk about it in detail - the extravagant atmosphere that permeates the entire capital and is becoming more and more serious is actually "man-made"?

Eleanor couldn't believe it for a moment, and even asked subconsciously.

"real……"

However, Ji Ming remained calm and pulled his collar down a little.

“…Wow!”

Then he took it back.

"Ah~"

"Don't think about it, there won't be a second time."

"No, I... well, what I mean is..."

Eleanor coughed again, then pointed to herself with a shaky hand.

“Do I have this disease too?”

Ji Ming made a rational analysis.

"Considering that your mother is a princess, and the mothers of carbon-based life are all confirmed, then, yes, you also have dragon disease."

This tragic fact made Eleanor cry, hold her head in her hands, and start a stand-up comedy.

"Damn it, no wonder I've been feeling dry mouth all the time lately. It turns out that I'm also...wait, am I going to become like them?"

"Will I be cured if I give up my power? But I really can't give up Blackwater Territory. I've already promised everyone. If I leave, what will everyone do?"

"Or, if it really doesn't work..."

Slip~~~

Girl, I feel like you have some very dangerous thoughts!

"So why can't you open your mind?"

Ji Ming sighed and shook his head.

"Let me give you a hint. Why has His Majesty suddenly become so active recently?"

"Uh……"

Eleanor was able to solve such a simple puzzle, and several pieces of "news" about the royal capital immediately emerged in her mind.

!!!

"You mean to say that you have a cure?"

"The situation is very complicated and cannot be cured for the time being, but since it is essentially a curse, I have a way to suppress it."

Eleanor asked immediately.

"How to cure it?"

"How about this, you look into my eyes first... Don't be shy, this is part of the treatment, you... Hey, why did you just lower your head?"

"I……"

Eleanor was incoherent, so she simply used magic to condense a handful of ice cubes and rubbed them on her face as if washing it.

While rubbing, he spoke intermittently.

"What you said...treatment or something...that's what you said in your dream!"

Ji Ming:......

"Is it okay?"

"Phew, that's enough..."

"it is good."

Looking at Eleanor whose face was still very red, Ji Ming held his breath and focused. While quietly switching to the eye demon mode, he activated the power of purple lightning and forcibly output a [Suggestion].

"Uh……"

Although Eleanor's main job is a mage, she couldn't withstand Ji Ming's stacking of buffs and was immediately hypnotized.

Ji Ming straightened his collar and got into work mode, lowering his voice.

"Very good, Eleanor, you must listen carefully to what I say next."

Eleanor deadpanned.

"Yes, Eleanor will obey any of your commands, Master."

Ji Ming:......

"Kids, this wasn't me!"

[That's true. This is actually one of the talents of the Eye Demon Clan. These big-eyed creatures love nothing more than forcing females of other races to recognize them as their masters with loving eyes.]

Ji Ming was so angry that he slammed the table.

"Damn it, this is not pure love! Damn, these damn beholders should be crushed like tomatoes... Hey, what are you doing! Ouch..."

"I'll crush you, Master."

"Stop, stop, stop, let me go! Sit back down!"

However, this little episode did not affect Ji Ming's work. He first gave Eleanor hints on the spiritual level.

There is a lot of content, but in short it is - "No bitterness!"

Of course, hypnosis is not omnipotent, otherwise hypnosis could be renamed "great man maker".

Today he will bring forth an Eternal Saint Sovereign, and tomorrow he will bring forth a magical wizard. In less than a hundred years, Ji Ming will be able to lead Yang Yue to compete in the galaxy.

Therefore, the main purpose of this hypnosis is to offset the potential harm of dragon disease and prevent Eleanor from turning into a throbbing warrior and getting carried away at a critical moment.

"Okay, how do you feel?"

"Uh... okay? I feel less dizzy and less hot, but..."

"Huh? Did I just pinch something?"

Ji Ming crossed his arms across his chest.

"No, you didn't."

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