Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 496 Bro, this is like fine wine, the older it gets the better it tastes
"Wait a minute, tell me first, why do you need to limit your firepower when you sneeze?"
The little lizard held its head high and spoke as if it was a matter of course.
"Because when I sneeze I breathe fire, Dad!"
Is there still such an operation?
Ji Ming was immediately in awe
"Please begin your performance."
So the artificial life changed direction, swung its tail, and moved towards the place where there was only sand.
"Heh... sneeze!"
Hululu!
With almost no foreshadowing, a thing at least ten times thicker than its original body, at least a hundred times longer, and ferocious enough to be called a fire dragon flew out.
And this was not a simple flying prop, but a sustainable fire coverage. The raging flames burned for a full ten seconds before stopping.
When the flames died down, the strip of sand had been burned into turbid solid crystals with a faint luster, and had perfectly maintained the state of curling upwards when hit by the flames. No one could have imagined that such a shocking scene was brought about by a tiny pink lizard.
Fortunately, this eco-house has its own recovery function. After detecting serious damage inside the house, several hardworking tree people pushed open the reinforced door and walked in.
Cooling down, sweeping, cleaning, replacing new sand, the whole set of operations was done smoothly, and it was obvious that they had become quite skilled through high-intensity actual combat training.
...Oh, no wonder the lines on their faces look like bitter gourds.
"Cough cough!"
After burning half of the house, the only aftereffect of the pink lizard was coughing twice, which might have been caused by a sore throat.
"Weird."
Ji Ming caught it and observed it carefully with a magnifying glass, but it looked just like a small lizard.
"Could this be one of the abilities of artificial life?"
It is impossible for those who study magic not to be interested in artificial life, so Blois on the side thought about it with interest, but finally shook his head.
"Unfortunately, there have been very few cases of artificial life since ancient times, and even fewer research results. There is no corresponding answer in the elf library."
"We have to think of a way. A power that we can't control is too dangerous. We can't stop the child from sneezing, right?"
"Don't worry, let me think."
Blois walked around the little pink lizard.
"I actually monitored the entire process when it was spitting fire just now. Although there was indeed a strong flow of magic power, there were no obvious signs of spell modeling, nor any form of bonus ritual, so this should be its racial talent."
In other words, just like breathing, heart beating, and intestinal peristalsis, it is an innate instinct of living things that does not require learning and cannot even be controlled.
Therefore, in ancient times, there were alchemists who were well versed in life theory and were daring enough to dissect and study the body structure of dragons.
It was discovered that the essence of dragon breath is actually the dragon's second blue bar. There is a corresponding organ in their body that can store this special energy.
But it is precisely because of this that the dragon's breath, which is similar to the secretions of a dragon, can slowly recover over time after being spewed out.
But since the container is a biological organ, there will always be an upper limit to its storage capacity, and wanton abuse will bring consequences.
Therefore, dragon breath is a completely controllable talent, unless one is as desperate as the Third Commander and detonates all the dragon breath in his body.
Otherwise, it is almost impossible to make an accidental operation, especially for a robot like the pink lizard, which can roast three pounds of meat with just a sneeze.
So Ji Ming and Bulova discussed it and finally decided to start the research from the root cause of the pink lizard's ability to spit fire - sneezing itself.
Let me first explain the theory.
Sneezing refers to the phenomenon that the nasal mucosa is irritated, air is inhaled rapidly, and then quickly expelled from the nostrils with a sound. It is also a way for the human body to excrete bacteria.
Therefore, strictly speaking, sneezing can actually be considered an alternative means of long-range attack, except that what people spew out is not elemental turbulence, but a breath mixed with saliva.
Of course, if the source of this sneeze was a creature like the Komodo dragon, then it could be considered the plague breath of a world without magic...
Wait!
This is a Komodo dragon.
This is an unknown pink lizard.
Ji Ming took out a cotton swab thoughtfully and let the pink lizard hold it in its mouth. Then he held the cotton swab and teleported to the open space far away from the Soul Temple. After letting go, he teleported another hundred meters away.
Almost at the same time.
Boom! ! !
Those who knew said that Ji Ming had thrown away a used cotton swab in a very uncivilized manner, while those who didn't thought that Ji Ming had tested a field artillery round at an open ground.
By the time the flying stone fell, the cotton swab had disappeared, and instead, a big hole appeared where it fell.
After recording the entire scene, Ji Ming took the crystal back to show the old lady and the pink lizard.
"This means... its saliva can cause a huge explosion under certain circumstances?"
"Dad, this is too scary! I'm not going to spit on the ground one day and accidentally blow myself up!"
"Don't worry, since the principle of this thing is similar to dragon breath, why don't we just find a dragon to ask for advice?"
"Why is there still a dragon?"
As a result, just as Ji Ming was about to leave, he was grabbed by the old lady.
"Wait a minute, I wanted to ask you before, where did you take me? Isn't this the place where you took me to meet the Lord of Living Beings before?"
"Well, I thought you could guess it. Well, I'll be honest and tell you everything..."
At this point, Ji Ming no longer hid his true feelings. He took Blois behind the curtain and told the old lady his whole story.
Who would have thought that after hearing this, perhaps because her life had been full of ups and downs, the old lady's reaction was much calmer than he had imagined.
He nodded, and even showed a look of "as expected" on his face.
"Alas, the Holy Tree Kingdom has lasted for tens of thousands of years, and the library records too many strange stories. There was once a curious person with an extraordinary memory who read all the history books he could find and finally came to the conclusion that 'there should be beings from other worlds descending on this world from time to time.'"
"Although this kind of statement has never gained a foothold in the mainstream market due to the lack of actual evidence, if we follow this line of thought, many legendary figures in Yangyue's history whose origins are unknown or whose origins are in stark contrast to their subsequent life choices may have this reason."
"For example, the Lionheart King and the Sun King five hundred years ago, one was a border official, and the other was a wild ranger, but in the end both became kings, or even saintly monarchs of the ages. At least one of them, or even all of them, could be a time traveler."
"The only lucky thing is that objectively speaking, they are not evil. We can even say that they are doing good things. At least they have not used their abilities to bring disaster to this already chaotic world."
"...I thought it was because the moral standards of the world they came from were relatively high, but I didn't expect that the root of all this was actually the will of the world?"
Sure enough, in a world where there are a large number of long-lived species, the young boss was desperate and tried all kinds of methods. He even dared to recruit hundreds of saviors one after another like making dumplings. This was obviously playing with fire.
Even if under its surveillance, no savior took the initiative to tell others this information, but how is it possible that there is no exceptionally intelligent being who noticed something unusual?
"Especially someone like you, who actually said that you came from the far east... It's amazing that you can come up with such a lie that can be easily exposed by others!"
"It's a good thing that you appeared in the secluded Sunshine City. The hooligans there have never seen the world. If it was the commercial port of Lingxi Kingdom, you would have been picked on and thrown into the sea as a spy."
"And even if there is a Holy Throne of Souls, the Lord of Living Beings, and a lot of pioneers to endorse your origin, it is an objective fact that the so-called "Far East" does not exist at all. It's just that people are too lazy to talk about it."
"After all, what good will it do to tell it? You are already a big shot in the Glowing Kingdom. I can't turn against you for such a trivial matter..."
Using events to illustrate people, using history to satirize the present, and using Ji Ming's stupidity to cover up his own stupidity, Blois rambled on and on about how he was upset about being deceived by his students for most of the year.
He breathed a little.
"You haven't told anyone about this, have you?"
"Uh, actually..."
"Damn it! Such a big thing, and the first person you confessed was not... Forget it, just continue."
"Archbishop Tenis and I..."
"What? Are you so close to Tenis? I knew she had no good intentions when she took the initiative to take you back to the king! What a bullshit abstinence succubus, a pure dog can't change his habits... Forget it, just pretend I didn't say anything."
"And Queen Meryl..."
"She did it too!?"
Blois nearly crushed the armrest of the sofa, but then he quickly controlled his anger.
"Oh sorry, I'm calm, I'm a calm person, I won't interrupt you again, just go on, don't worry, just go on!"
Ji Ming:......
After a moment's silence, he tentatively spoke a few words at a time.
"That's it. Add it all up. Um, I've explained it. Ah, about one and a half."
In response, Blois inhaled and exhaled as if he was doing eye exercises, repeating this three times.
Then he spoke.
"I can understand you told Tenis. She has been in the church for so long and has a lot of experience in dealing with people. She must have noticed something different about you. Before she takes you to the Holy Mountain, she will definitely ask you clearly. This is the rule."
Then he suddenly raised his voice.
"So why did you tell the Queen half of it? I know you have a pretty good relationship with the Sun King, but you've only met a few times. What's your relationship with her?"
"Uh, wait a minute, teacher, you misunderstood. What I meant was that I told Her Majesty the Queen 'one'."
???
!!!
Bulova's eyes slowly widened, and he backed away slowly as if he was meeting Ji Ming for the first time.
"Is that so? Oh my god, no wonder you have no interest in those pretty girls..."
"Ji Ming! I have no intention of condemning your preferences, but I must tell you that you... they have been married for almost sixty years, and it is immoral for you to do this!"
Ji Ming:? ? ?
[Man, women are like fine wine, the older they get the better they taste]
"Shut up, soldier boy!"
He suddenly realized and quickly explained.
"Teacher, it's not what you think. It's because she is also a time traveler. She is my savior, senior!"
"She also...ah, so that's how it is, hiss..."
Only then did Blois realize what Ji Ming meant, but he immediately fell into deep thought.
As one of the top magic scholars in existence, through Tenith's introduction, she had actually met her once more than sixty years ago when Meryl was still a young girl.
As someone who had experienced setbacks in life and had narrow escapes from death, she could tell at a glance that the youthfulness and liveliness that Meryl deliberately put on was fake, and that the arrogant and condescending look in her eyes, as if she were a bystander, was real.
So Blois had a private conversation with Tenis, saying that this little girl was not simple, as if there was a needle hidden in her eyes. Whose child was she?
As a result, Tenis told her that this was the daughter of the Duke of Jingguang, and that the little girl had been independent since she was a child and could train adults to obey her.
Look, in order to resist the marriage contract with the Arc Light family that has been passed down for generations, she was about to break up with her family, so I quickly brought her out to calm her down.
"Oh……"
With his good friend's endorsement, Blois didn't think too much about it. He thought that geniuses were all crazy, so he put the matter behind him and talked to her about magic.
Later, I heard that she had completely broken up with her family and married Prince Anton.
Then the prince becomes a prince, and the prince becomes a king...
It was like a scene in a happy novel. She went from being a daughter who had to bow to her father to a queen who had to bow to her father. Moreover, she had a notorious reputation and it was rumored that she ate at least three children every day.
As a result, sixty years passed, and one day my student suddenly told me, haha, you bunch of silly natives, you didn’t expect that she and I were both extraterritorial demons invited in by the world’s will!
"Oh my God!"
After a while, she accepted the terrible fact and asked.
"So which half did you tell Tenith? It will be easy for me to meet her when I see her later."
"I said I am an alien. The pioneers and I were transformed by the master of living things."
"Okay, okay, this lie is well made, and this one is easier for people to accept..."
But she had asked all the questions, and Ji Ming still had one question to ask.
"Then teacher, can I ask you who is the genius who deduced that there are time travelers in this world?"
"My dad."
"..."
"my father."
"I know. I'm not surprised by your wording. I'm just wondering why I've never seen such an interesting idea in any book."
"Because the previous sage thought it was nonsense and rejected his paper."
……
"I just asked the World Will, and that person should also be a savior."
"That's great, I guess."
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