Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 450 Buy your pantyhose and listen to your symphony
Since the last time I had a heart-to-heart talk with Ji Ming in the dungeon (see Volume 3 for details)
Specifically, she decided to build a career in another world where she could at least move freely.
In this way, even if she will be bedridden sooner or later due to the increasingly severe ALS, she can still live a few more years on the walls, on paper, and in everyone's minds, which can be considered as extending her life in disguise.
As a result, Aurora joined the official research and development department of China. Relying on the little connections at home, he found a good master and became a well-known scientific research worker.
Now that she has determination and a career, she is no longer the cyber rice cake who can't live without Ji Ming, and their chat history has returned to normal.
[Wait a minute, is this normal? ]
"That's normal. This comic is great. I really like Nurse Kurokawa in it. I recommend you to read it too."
【…】
[Why do I smell the smell of private goods]
Well, although 80% of the chat content is still about resource exchange and various discussions related to it.
But at least 20 percent of the content is about serious matters, about their respective experiences in the game.
Of course, in the online chat that would most likely be monitored, he simply stated that he had been collecting all kinds of intelligence recently, and then supplying it to China in a proper and reasonable, one-way manner for sale.
But in the definitely safe game, he, who is used to hiding his identity, still claims that he is a hired staff of the game production team. He has recently been in the royal capital to control the player environment, adjust operational strategies, and improve various experiences.
[Everyone should never learn from this kind of person. He only tells half of his secrets to his friends and never tells the truth to anyone. He is a complete liar.]
"go away!"
As for Aurora, it did not dare to say much because of the confidentiality agreement. It only said two months ago that it had recently participated in a super important project, and Ji Ming would definitely be very happy after it was successfully implemented.
After that, her chances to chat with Ji Ming decreased rapidly. Apart from the occasional exchange of resources, she would complain about being tired and curse the damn White Eagle people for having made another breakthrough in technical difficulties. She really wanted to continue lying in bed like a corpse.
As for whether Aurora continued to be a corpse, Ji Ming didn't know. He only knew that she would mention this every time they chatted, and then continue to mention it next time.
[Don't learn from this kind of person. They have already made themselves into a hard-working slave of life, but they can always maintain a struggling posture to increase the fun.]
"I'm her father, I'm saying 'get out' for her!"
At that time, Ji Ming thought that she was participating in Chief Designer Zhang Hai's project to promote China's independent research and development and manufacturing of a new generation of magic armor.
After all, apart from a super-sized, strong, hard, and iron-rich super-machine, what else can make you feel good! ?
result……
[I thought you were going to do a great cause that would make Earth's civilization last forever, but you ended up going to be a slut? ]
Aurora Dance: [???]
[Do you have a problem? Isn't this a great cause that will last for generations to come? ]
[No way, no way, there won’t be anyone who doesn’t like to see legs]
[Let me tell you, this is just the first generation version, it’s just a test run]
[White silk! Meat silk! And more colors, transparent colors, venue-only products are all under development and will be available soon! ]
[Also, I need to think outside of this logic cage and expand into more products, such as...]
Ji Ming just watched her scrolling frantically on the chat page, talking about her ideas for the future of this new material, talismans.
Simple leg armor is only the first step in her plan. She will then develop abdominal armor, heart protection exoskeleton, and even a variety of armor that covers the whole body.
Now, the products are only supplied to the wealthy ladies in the royal capital in the form of private customization, just to explore the preferences of the audience and find out the market trend.
Once the advertising and brand effects are hyped up, she can immediately launch a large number of mid-range and even low-end products, carry out large-scale distribution and increase market share.
[Man, when I die, I will definitely be able to become a great scientist or a great businessman in Civilization 8's Sun Moon World DLC. Oh my god, I'm going to win! ]
All of this sounds quite arrogant and domineering, as if Aurora Dance will soon become the richest man in Yangyue and reap the wallets of the world with the magical little cloth.
But Ji Ming had already discovered the loophole in her idea and immediately responded.
[The script is well written. Whose plan is this? ]
silence.
【Why can't it be mine? 】
Crooked Tree: [(Sweating Soybeans)]
[First of all, even for an ordinary person with a normal growth trajectory, socializing is a very difficult thing, so I don’t think you, who are not good at socializing, have the ability to secretly contact so many rich women in the capital.]
[Secondly, I don’t think you have the ability to lead the R&D team while driving the factory and marketing department to distribute products smoothly, because you are still working for others. If you really have this ability, you would have started your own business long ago.]
[So stop being so stubborn and tell me, have you secretly been looking for a private company to cooperate with? ]
[Let me tell you, you can’t chew too much. You should do your research and development work well. It’s better to talk about these unconventional methods later.]
As a result, just as Ji Ming was typing on the keyboard, an emoticon popped up from the other end of the chat.
Aurora Dance: [(Sweating Soybeans)]
[Fuck, do you think I'm secretly taking private jobs? ]
Crooked Tree: [What else? It can’t be a mission assigned by the higher-ups.]
……
Aurora Dance: [What else? ]
???
"what?"
Ji Ming almost doubted his own eyes. Unable to believe it, he leaned in closer to take a closer look, and quickly changed the words he had already typed out, "That's really too stupid," to "Okay, I have no objection."
That’s right, the ones secretly selling stockings in the Glowing King’s Capital are actually officials from the Foreign Affairs Bureau!
It's just that due to the special nature of this mission, the research and development work is temporarily led by Aurora, a small intern researcher.
It sounds outrageous and ridiculous that the Chinese Foreign Affairs Bureau in Yangyue, which is known for its seriousness, professionalism and meticulousness, would actually make drastic efforts to research and sell such strange products.
But if you really look at it that way, it will only be on the first level.
And when you think deeply, you may reach the second level.
But actually Director Zhao is on the fifth floor!
Question: What is the most terrible weapon in the world?
Is it a nuclear bomb? A hydrogen bomb? Or an antimatter bomb?
The answer is neither. The most terrifying weapon in the world is the legendary "soft knife"!
It has no edge or shadow, no sound or form, but it can ignore the strongest armor in the world and pierce straight into your soft flesh, killing you and destroying your heart without shedding a drop of blood.
Throughout history, countless civilizations have been destroyed by this kind of magical weapon. No matter how glorious they were in the past, they will eventually become nothing more than bubbles in books.
The biggest case of this...I won’t go into detail here, but in the increasingly fierce competition among officials of various countries, such weapons were also brought from Earth to Yangyue.
Therefore, if Ji Ming had participated in the banquets of the nobles during this period, he would have discovered that these little bastards had a new kind of fun.
Please watch the VCR——
"Beautiful lady, I think the music just now was really beautiful."
"Yes, I especially like the orchestral ensemble. It really feels like a lark singing."
"Oh? So you like orchestral instruments too?"
"Of course. In fact, I have been learning from a teacher since I was eight years old. Now... my skills are very sophisticated."
"Haha, then I wonder if I can invite you to my room..."
Ouch, stop recording, stop recording. These idiots are really not doing their job.
Anyway, just a month ago, White Eagle sent a fairly good symphony orchestra to the Glowing Kingdom.
It sounds impressive, but this dream team formed by high-level players did not perform well in its first match.
Because Ji Ming had seen it when he attended the press conference before, the old nobles in the royal capital prefer melodious and soothing music or music with a strong sense of rhythm, which is suitable for cuddling and having fun with beautiful or handsome dance partners.
Therefore, they are not very interested in a symphony that emphasizes momentum and coordination. They just feel that it is too silly for everyone to sit together and watch a large group of pioneers busying themselves. It is more refreshing to listen to the old guns bragging.
However, after several failed attempts to land on large stages, the unwilling symphony orchestra chose to go down market and seek help from the second and third generations of the rich.
Hey, who knew that Lao Deng was not bright but Xiao Deng was, and they really succeeded!
That’s right, for these young nobles, the magnificent symphony just fits their restless hearts.
Moreover, watching a symphony is like an alien version of a movie theater, giving them a chance to invite a designated person on a date and sit down with them.
More importantly, because of the existence of the letter of appeal, the conflict between the dissatisfied young nobles and the old nobles who hated their lack of resistance suddenly deepened.
So the young people took a closer look and found that their husband Deng didn't seem to like symphony music. So now they started to oppose it just for the sake of opposing it.
The symphony orchestra, which had been so idle before, suddenly became so busy that their scalp was tingling. They wanted to run to seven or eight venues a day and were as tired as Tom in the cartoon.
But a well-known public service advertisement once said: It’s better to be busy.
Therefore, the status of the symphony orchestra in the Glorious Capital also rose accordingly, and it suddenly became a top star band that was desperately sought after by all the second-generation rich people, and it received a lot of money.
More importantly, they successfully used this to infiltrate the circle of the Glorious Nobles, and easily obtained a lot of confidential information that previously required special agents to risk their lives to obtain.
Moreover, as a result of their love for the people around them, this group of pioneers who called themselves White Eagles and looked similar to them became more and more popular among the minor nobles, and their social status rose rapidly.
Even out of respect, this bunch of useless second-generation rich kids planned to unite and help the leader of the symphony orchestra win the honorary title of "Baron of the Kingdom", which means he is definitely a member of the nobility even though he does not have a fiefdom.
"what?"
"Is there such a thing?"
Faced with the success of the Eagle Sauce, other forces will naturally become anxious kings, all wanting to play their own cultural cards into the hearts of the Shining People.
So the Gauls began to promote opera, the royal family began to promote Shakespeare's plays, the Iron Cross began to market the purest beer, and China began to promote the eight major cuisines and various delicacies...
The Magic Flute Immortal, who already regarded himself as a god, was not willing to be outdone. He condescended to present the curry he made himself to Huiguang's friends.
But looking at his left hand which was literally hooked with soup and starch, and the Indian bees flying from nowhere, some of the Glorious Nobles who could not bear it could only shake their heads frantically.
——And this rejection is connected with all the above things.
Some people may not be convinced at this time. Let’s not talk about anything else. Where is the Chinese cuisine’s multiverse-level ice dip?
Could it be that these second-generation rich guys are so strong that they have developed immunity from playing poker every day?
That’s not really the case, but for them, the new gameplay and game rules from Japan seem to be more interesting.
"Wow! It turns out that a small piece of rope can be used in so many ways?"
"Eating on a beautiful woman's body, hiss... this is so blasphemous, I like it!"
"By the Holy Light, I never thought there was such a way to shuffle the cards. Praise the gods for letting me meet you today!"
The Holy God of Light hanging outside the world: ...
[He said, Amenos, why do you have to mention my title before doing something like this!? ]
"Maybe to give their beloved old sun a little sense of involvement."
As a result, the excellent culture and art from the earth were defeated miserably by the rubbish three inches below the navel.
Officials from various countries including White Eagle himself were all astonished, wondering if these second-generation aristocrats were all crazy. They were too lazy to even eat in order to play cards?
But this is actually normal. Not to mention the many times Ji Ming has participated in noble banquets, just the short VCR clip before...
After just a few words, that couple of dogs stepped on the accelerator and charged towards the drainage ditch on the mountain road. Is there anything crazier than this?
There was no choice but to change to a new strategy - at least try to please the other party first, otherwise it would be too humorous.
As a result, a meeting was held within Huaxia, and it was discovered that...
It seems like they really don't have any suitable cards to play. I can't just send them some kidney tablets.
But time waits for no one. The third brother started to visit relatives and friends with the magic oil in his hand, and the second-generation nobles asked with a smile where the guests came from.
"What's this all about, huh?"
The usually calm Old Zhao finally couldn't hold it anymore and slammed the table.
"We at the Foreign Affairs Bureau bear the ardent expectations of so many people, and we must not lag behind in this matter!"
"How about this, let's brainstorm and delegate this issue to see what everyone, especially the young people, think."
result……
It turns out it really happened.
Aurora Dance (raising the index finger with a sudden inspiration): "Hey, I'll make you a pair of stockings, and a pair of black stockings as a gift for you to try!"
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