Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

"..."

This friend request seemed to have some kind of magic spell, and the smile on Ji Ming's face froze instantly.

He leaned forward and stared blankly in front of the computer, his eyes blank, until the startled little boss started to type out words one by one.

[Savior, what’s wrong with you? Say something, Savior! 】

[Although you have nominally handed over the identity of the 147th generation savior to all players, there is no need to disconnect like this]

[Please don’t pretend to be dead, this is the beginning of a new chapter. Passers-by will be scared away if they see this! 】

【…】

【Wake up quickly! Carmilla is spreading in the village! 】

"what!"

After hearing the keyword, Ji Ming finally reacted this time. He took a deep breath, and the first thing he did was not to shout "I want three people on horseback!", but to stretch out his arms as if he was in the dark. He took action and groped blankly on the screen for a long time.

"Little boss, little boss, what does this word composed of 'woman' and 'horse' mean? I remember I graduated from elementary school. Why can't I remember it now?"

Yangyue: The hamster is shocked.jpg

[Please wait a moment while I ask how the AI ​​in this world handles human epilepsy! 】

"Ask the AI? What a great idea."

So when a certain electronic ghost was anxiously looking for advice from his peers, Ji Ming also opened the browser with his astonishing wisdom, typed in the dialog box... connected the handwriting pad, and entered "What is mom" one stroke at a time? 】These big characters.

The explanation given by the artificially retarded person is - mother, a term of kinship, is the name given by children to the female parent. It is very important to everyone. In order to protect their mother, many people will choose to practice hard. Line skills and improve typing speed, but some people will choose to turn their backs on themselves and temporarily cut themselves off from the real mother, transferring all harm to the cyber mother.

The answer the little boss got was - **, give him two slaps and see if he gets angry!

[Ah, but I don’t have the ability to physically harm others in the high-dimensional world]

Yang Yue wandered between the CPU and the memory for a long time, and decided to start from the root of all this, analyze the culprit that caused Ji Ming to become stupid, and see if he could find a solution.

First is the avatar.

A beautiful girl with short hair based on blue, but with some green patches inexplicably permed and dyed, wearing a simple white T-shirt.

...The little boss began to feel uneasy.

Then there's the ID.

"Ms. Gaia", although in today's cultural products the name "Gaia" mostly belongs to male characters, but tracing its origins, it comes from the earth goddess in ancient Greek mythology, the mother of the gods, the most respected and prominent among all gods. God - Gaia.

...The little boss started to feel scared.

And if you put the word Gaia on the Internet and search it.

In the 20s, Royal scientist James Lovelock proposed the Gaia hypothesis, in which Lovelock compared the earth to a living organism with the ability to self-regulate.

……

[Savior, run away! 】

Unfortunately, it was too late. It wasn't that the little boss's reminder was too late, but that after Ji Ming's brain, which had been disconnected due to a major shock, finally reconnected, he didn't see this line of light at all.

"You guys, when you thought I was a burden, each one became more handsome than the other. Now that I have finally made a great success and have assets that are one-seventh of a small goal, you come back to me with a shameless face?"

[…If you are not the savior, what the hell are you doing! ? 】

However, Ji Ming was fully focused, so he still didn't see the light words posted in the center of his field of vision, but instead slapped the table with his backhand.

"It's so shameless. You still say 'I am mother'. Why don't you say that you are electricity, you are light, and you are a perfect and lying genius idol?"

Even Ji Ming dared to break up with them on the spot, but now there is absolutely no way he would let such disgusting behavior go. After typing on the keyboard decisively and giving full play to his many years of surfing intelligence, he pressed the button with a snap. reject.

【Finished】

However, the next second, he felt a tingling sensation on the tip of his finger that was pressing the left button of the mouse...

Fortunately, this powerful electric shock only lasted for less than ten seconds before stopping. Otherwise, Ji Ming would have transformed into the legendary Lightning Resistant King on the spot and been chopped to death by the mouse, becoming the first to prepare for next year's Darwin Prize.

But Ji Ming, who was trembling after being beaten, would not foolishly think that his mouse was leaking electricity. Instead, after finishing the click, he had a disagreement, kicked his feet, sat on the silky computer chair and quickly got back. Slip, retreat to a safe spot as much as possible, then quickly get up, jump across the bed, and quickly run towards the living room.

The whole running process can be said to be smooth and smooth. It seems that I have prepared it countless times, and I am still calling in my heart while running.

"Little boss, we may have been discovered and they are coming to arrest me, but don't be afraid, I have prepared a safe house!"

But what's strange is that the little boss who used to be always on call now doesn't hear any movement. But it doesn't matter. Nothing can stop Ji Ming from running away now. This unexpected situation has made him speed up his pace. After a few minutes, he reached out and grabbed the doorknob.

Because of the muscle spasm caused by the electric shock, Ji Ming used too much force and the chain core could not hold up and made a clicking sound. But even so, the black security door that could slide easily still Not moving at all, not even the doorknob made any move to sink.

——Can’t open it!

After formally agreeing to the young boss's request and becoming the so-called savior, Ji Ming, who was always prepared for danger in times of peace, made many preparations for an emergency like today. Unexpectedly, the password lock he had specially changed for this purpose blocked the door at this moment. The only way out. .

And when he was gritting his teeth and thinking that this was the sixth floor anyway, he might not die if he jumped boldly and carefully, and when he was preparing to transfer from the King of Resistance to the King of Resistance, in order to be able to talk to outsiders, , so a human voice suddenly came from the door lock with its own speaker device.

"Please do not panic, my child. I mean you no harm!"

no offence?

"You don't have any ill intentions, damn it. If you really don't have any ill intentions, don't use my voice to talk to me!"

Ji Ming decisively rushed to the balcony in three steps and two steps. He opened the window and climbed out while shouting loudly.

"I tell you, I have decided to take all these secrets to the grave! If you dare to take one step closer, I will jump from here and let you get nothing!"

As he spoke, he swayed out of the window, looking like he was eager to finish his life and couldn't wait to be reincarnated and practice again.

But how could Ji Ming really jump? He just wanted to use madness as a cover-up, imitate the classic creativity of a certain old-timer, and force the other party to show up at the risk of death.

But even though she has been with Ji Ming for such a long time, Yang Yue is not sure which of his words are true and which of them are false. Seeing that her savior is planning to play see you again on the grave, It had originally made up its mind to pretend to be dead today, but it didn't dare to remain silent any longer after getting through this tough fight.