Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 306 Damn it, lion! ! ! (page 12)
No way, little boss, you can’t even analyze and investigate who he is?
Ji Ming wanted to say that you are the most useless plug-in I have ever seen, but after recalling the hard work of the little boss in the high-dimensional world... he swallowed these vicious words. After all, why bother to beat workers? ?
"Then give me a list of all the saviors, and I will use my luck to check them one by one."
It has been more than 100,000 years since the arrival of the Mechanical Moon, and Yang Yue has also been fighting against it for more than 100,000 years. After suffering several disastrous defeats, it felt that it was completely unable to save itself with its own strength, so it launched the "This is the Salvation Plan" , summoned a total of one hundred and forty-seven saviors, trying to find the most suitable way to save the nation from endless possibilities.
……
Damn it, the little boss’s idea of recruiting people is absolutely outrageous!
Although Ji Ming knows that Yang Yue is unreliable, and the stupid things he has done are too numerous to mention, if Jiu Yue really praises Yang Yue and the planet, his will to the world will definitely take the greatest credit, and Jiu Zi has to give it both hands. Bring a glass.
But he never expected that the lower IQ limit of Yang Yue's early operations was even lower than that of a fat-headed fish kid in a glass tank. The chronicle of the Ten Thousand Years War, which was supposed to be very shocking, was made to look like a time traveler joke. of.
As soon as he turned the first page, Ji Ming felt that if he held a live broadcast today, he would be able to use this "Don't Laugh" challenge to be ranked among the top 100 D stations next year.
[The first savior: An Yicheng]
[Identity: 16-year-old Japanese high school student. He has a sister and a house. Both parents have died. He is planning to form a game club with his two childhood friends and the help of his teacher to launch the most powerful and hottest game in the world]
……
[The second generation savior: Leon Ramos]
[Identity: Former FBI agent, retired to California to become an auto mechanic after suffering from PTSD. He is divorced and is fighting for custody of his daughter with his new girlfriend]
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[The third generation savior: Xiao Fan]
[Identity: A company manager in his thirties. After years of hard work, he bought a Mercedes-Benz. When he was young, he learned family kung fu from his grandfather and carried the jade pendant left by his grandma with him.]
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"Little boss, do you want to see who the saviors you have found are?"
The protagonist of harem dramas, the protagonist of zombie games, the protagonist of fairy novels...
Are you counting on them to save a magical world targeted by the Solemnity Agreement? Isn't this purely harmful to others?
【Ah this】
[I was still very young at that time, and everything needs to grow. You see... isn’t the savior I’m looking for now very powerful? 】
"Tsk, my skills in flattery are increasing day by day."
Furthermore, Ji Ming followed the list of saviors and asked himself one by one, and found that until the last page, the introductions of these saviors still felt like Yangyue was messing around and grabbing cards.
"Guigui, why have you brought over this little prince from the plateau who has not even graduated from prenatal education but is very good at horseback riding and crossing bridges? You are planning to use the taro paste Bobo flavor to carve the fifth generation counterattack Mechanical Moon to bring silicon-based intelligent life to life. Choking to death?"
But it was on this last page, after Ji Ming silently recited the name of a certain stranger he was most familiar with, that his paradoxical luck finally came to a reaction, giving him a strange feeling in his heart.
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Damn it, lion!
Ji Ming was quietly checking the list while also participating in the interrogation of the three people. At this time, it had reached the final stage. The three people were about to have nothing to say, so after it was completely over, he applied to be alone with the death knight as the God's Choice. Conduct a closed-door interrogation and whisper after confirming that no one is listening here.
"Giuseppe Nerva Jungle, or Li Pei Hong, right?"
The death knight huddled at the other end of the table: "Huh?"
Ji Ming, who was leaning on the back of the chair: "???"
He calmly pulled out the list and checked it again, and found that it was correct, the name of the Lionheart King was this. He even found out the real name of his original world. How could there not be even the slightest reaction?
"Little boss, what do you think?"
[How about we change the angle? I have a list of all his relatives and friends here, you can see]
"You...you...you are simply the biggest box in the whole Yangyue...hey, forget it."
So Ji Ming cleared his throat.
"Mr. Death Knight, I will read out a list of names next. Please raise your hands when you hear familiar names. This is part of the interrogation. I hope you can cooperate."
The death knight originally wanted to ask in detail, but after hearing the last half of the sentence, he had no choice but to shut up and signaled to Ji Ming that he could start.
"very good."
Ji Ming first read through his list of lovers who even Svendis felt ashamed when he saw them, and shouted, "Brother, please help me pick up girls."
However, whether it is the aristocratic daughter who was named the queen, the non-blood relation who has been with him for the longest time, the elf general who has provided countless help, or the ancestor king's favorite lover designated in the official history of the deep forest, the second generation Lion Heart King His biological mother... As a result, this boy was confused throughout the entire process.
"Tsk, you and I are still classic IPs in the Yangyue literary world. How heartless."
So Ji Ming changed the list and read through his twelve loyal Knights of the Round Table, as well as their outstanding military exploits and great names, and founded the "Northern Noble Military Group", which was obviously modeled after the "Twenty Lingyan Pavilion" in terms of number. The names of several dukes of the "Four Heroes".
"Um...sorry, I really don't feel it."
"Tsk, I saved your life more than nine times. How heartless."
Next are the princes and princesses who were so numerous that they could have a plate of chicken, and indeed experienced a real chicken-eating after the sudden death of the Lionheart King.
"Ah this..."
"Ah... you are like this, you touch your heart... I know it doesn't beat! Say it again!"
"Sorry! God's Chosen, I really can't remember, these names are all unfamiliar!"
This was indeed the case. The little boss had used the most precise method to calculate it, but the death knight still didn't panic at all, only endless confusion.
Now Ji Ming was also confused. There was no reason for the paradoxical luck to lie to him, or what was the benefit of lying to him on this matter? Or is it that the death knight's amnesia is really serious, as if his whole brain has been replaced with a new one, and he can't even remember even a little bit of what happened during his lifetime?
The death knight's expression also became solemn, and he began to ask urgently.
"Chosen by God, are these people very important to me? Can you introduce them to me? Maybe I can recall..."
Ji Ming scratched his head and decided to give that name a try, so he said it abruptly.
"Bai Feier·Shuanghua."
There was no need for a lie detector test this time, because the death knight's eyes trembled completely undisguisedly, and even his teeth began to tremble, and he was so excited that he almost lifted the table.
"This! This name! I have an impression! I, I, I, I..."
!!!
No, buddy, although I have accepted that this perverted world, including me, is full of perverts, perverts like you are still a bit...too perverted.
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