Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 198 My Game Producer Father
Chapter 198 My Game Producer Father
"Curse your father to death, right? Stop talking nonsense and tell me something useful!"
"Aminos, you unfilial and rebellious son...forget it, I won't care about the patient, just wait..."
Ji Ming looked through the library's surveillance in recent days and looked at how the players who came to exchange magic were operating.
Although the threshold for the mage profession is high, the results are slow, and the assistance of other players is needed in the early stage to avoid overturning, magic and other things are really attractive.
Whether they are closed beta players or closed beta players, whether they are human players or orc players...
Even players who have chosen other professions want to ask, so there was a long queue here a few days ago.
Looking at it this way, Mo Shou will directly enter the super autistic mode, and it is normal to repeat the standard questions and answers like Stone.
——You guys are so annoying!
However, when choosing magic, the vast majority of players decided to play it safe.
And probably because it's cool and versatile, Fireball has the highest probability of being selected, accounting for most of the selection results.
The second is the Earth Shield Technique, which is probably to make it easier for him to form a team with people from other professions. After all, which warrior can refuse to have a reliable magic shield in front of him when he launches a brutal charge?
Then there is the wind blade technique. With a flick of your finger, you can blow out a roaring wind that can break wood. Some players are already thinking about whether they can develop a magic sword fairy gameplay in the future.
Finally, there is Ice Arrow.
[Bing Pi is in trouble, this ball-breaking magic can be used as a hammer. If we really can’t draw the bow, we can just buy a crossbow (sweat the soybeans)]
Only a very small number of players chose to bet in such an important place, and it was most likely to improve the live broadcast effect.
As for Bai Yesheng...she is sick.
Ji Ming tapped his temples and thought for a while, then took out his notepad and quickly wrote an -word essay and sent it to her.
Bai Yesheng curled his lips.
"Don't be like "Rebirth: My Wife is Rodimus" or something like that..."
"It's impossible. If I really write about it, I'll definitely write about Ultra Magnus."
"You better be!"
She complained, but when she lowered her head, she almost lost her temper just by reading the title.
"What is "My Game Producer Father"?"
"This will definitely work. I was promoted because of this. The effect is so good that it can be compared with strategic nuclear weapons. I will never write for ordinary people!"
"Just bullshit..."
With trembling fingers, Bai Yesheng wanted to delete this article from physical records to mental memory.
But I have to say, at least in the field of praise and praise...it's really good at licking! And it's oily but not greasy, and it's the kind that can be used hard on the itchy meat.
"Wait, promotion? Didn't you always work in advertising and marketing at a juice company?"
"It's true after I met you, but what I'm talking about here is before."
Ji Ming sighed slightly and fell into his own green memories.
"At that time, I had just stepped out of campus and was preparing to show my talents, so I entered a well-known local advertising company as a fresh graduate..."
"Young, I am very energetic in everything I do. I always think about getting a promotion and a raise, becoming the king of paper rolls, changing my computer, my mobile phone, and buying all kinds of games and toys. So at Christmas, I was successfully selected as the player of the year. New employees are qualified to make wishes with their leaders.”
"Originally, a polite gift of yuan was enough. Who would have thought that at that time, I had a sudden brainstorm and decided to flatter the boss so hard that I could get a promotion and a salary increase. So I wrote a letter full of praise and praise.”
Bai Yesheng suddenly had an ominous premonition in his heart and asked quickly.
"Isn't that CEO of yours a fifty-year-old, bespectacled, pot-bellied man who likes pretty boys?"
"No...but it's pretty much the same."
???
Speaking of this, Ji Ming's smile became even bitterer.
"She is a widower with a daughter, just over thirty, a beautiful woman who obviously has a CEO father but still wants to be independent."
!!!
"Shortly after sending this letter, she called me into the office to talk about the department's performance, the company's development, the values of marriage and love, and the tragic experience of losing her husband."
"The next day, she asked me if I would mind if she had a daughter."
"On the third day..."
"stop!"
Bai Yesheng stopped drinking and took a few deep breaths.
"Then what? You won't make a mistake, will you?"
"No, I refused when she asked for a relationship, because I confidently said that I would be an excellent man who would not take advantage of others and rely solely on his own efforts to succeed."
At this point, Ji Ming punched himself in the forehead.
"Now that I think about it, I'm so stupid, really, I just thought..."
boom!
After kicking the small table next to him, Bai Yesheng grabbed the text box floating in the air.
"Damn it, Crooked Tree, if I come back with a fire spell that I don't have, I'll set your hair on fire!"
She couldn't listen anymore. Some words were better than nothing, so she tried her luck with this article.
As a result, as soon as she read the title, Mo Shou raised his head and looked at her curiously.
Uh, is there such a big reaction?
I remember that the player who directly recited "Blessing" just made people stop reading.
Bracing her nerves, she finally finished reading this beautiful poem that was filled with true feelings.
Then he bit his tongue with his upper and lower teeth and scraped it repeatedly, as if trying to pull something off.
——Ugh, that’s so disgusting, my mouth is dirty!
But even after she finished reading, Mo Shou remained expressionless, arrogant, and showed no reaction.
After a long time, he took out a cotton swab and took out his two ears exposed outside the hood.
"Did you write this article?"
"No, someone else sent it to me."
"Oh……"
Mo Shou fell into silence again, turned to look at Ji Ming standing in the corner, and then looked at the precious books around him.
He sighed, as if he had made some decision that went against his ancestors.
"Although it has no meaning of existence, it can be regarded as a wonderful article shared by everyone. After living for so many years, this is the first time I have seen such an article. It is a novel experience..."
As if he was commenting, or as if he was constantly hypnotizing himself, he quickly wrote down a magic spell in the notebook that seemed to never be used up, then tore it out and put it aside.
"Take it, this is the magic that suits you best."
Bai Yesheng picked it up with his fingers and ran to the side to take a closer look.
"what?"
"Why, did I really give you a fire spell?"
"No."
She placed the piece of paper in front of Ji Ming, and the system automatically displayed an introduction on the complex spell model.
[Explosive arrows: Arrows attached to this magic will explode and be destroyed after a predetermined time]
[Introduction: Once upon a time, a mage passed by a dry toilet and found his enemy squatting inside, so...]
You can't escape the fate of being a demolition genius in this life, right?
After leaving the high tower castle, the time has reached eleven o'clock, and a new copy will be opened in less than an hour.
During the stable period, the players can get through several rounds of ruthless moves. When the mission rewards are announced, who knows what ruthless tricks they can pull off.
Ji Ming looked at the number of live broadcasters at the door and thought that he should seize the time to recharge his batteries.
It's a pity that when I'm fine, I'm really fine, but when things happen, I get stuck together.
Before he could reach the temple, he received news from the Wolf and the Flying Eagle.
[Our science and technology tree has made a major breakthrough, come to the dog village for a small meeting]
He had no choice but to temporarily change the teleportation coordinates and explained casually.
"Aurora, I have something to do and I have to go somewhere else first. You can do your own thing. See you later."
But before he pressed OK, he was grabbed by Bai Yesheng.
"Hey, please make it clear, what do you mean by letting me play my own game? I don't..."
She frowned, opened the [Crooked Neck Tree] in the friend column and took a look, and found that there was indeed something in the guild column.
"Good boy, you secretly joined the guild without telling me, right? If there is a small group that can share related resources for free, don't you call me?"
"Tell me, is it a dating group for boys and girls or a Nantong dating group? Do you have any conscience when you go out and do odd jobs without telling your good friends all day long?"
"You don't want me to post all the truth to the Fetion group, so hurry up and post a photo of you wearing white stockings, cat claw socks, leather shoes, low heels, lace skirt, sleeveless singing outfit, long cloth gloves, stars and hairpins in women's clothing Give it to me and let me flush it!"
Ji Ming:...?
"What nonsense, don't talk nonsense, I am joining a serious guild!"
"I don't believe it, please let me know!"
<divclass="contentadv">"Don't go, there are so many of them, you will get sick as soon as you land."
"What's wrong with the crowd? It's better to have more people. Didn't you see it was natural when I read that article just now? I have to exercise more when I'm sick!"
"You said this, don't regret it!"
Ji Ming secretly recorded the last sentence, and had no choice but to share the teleportation coordinates.
"I said what I said and I will never regret it!"
It's a pity that based on Ji Ming's understanding of Aurora, her ability to speak harshly is also top-notch. She has been playing games for many years, including but not limited to.
In RTS, she squats in the back and farms. It is guaranteed that as long as Ji Ming holds on for ten minutes, she will come out to dominate and sweep the entire field.
When playing FPS, as long as you hold the gun and look at the opponent, you can definitely report that you shot 99.
In the Three Kingdoms game, killing and biting oneself is loyalty, while in the Werewolf game, one insists that one is human.
As for the final outcome, either Ji Ming died without waiting for help, or after a lot of trouble, he discovered that he was the true 99.
There were too many cases. Just thinking about it for a moment would make blood and tears pop out of his mind again and again.
After all, Aurora Dance is...
A master in the gaming field! ! !
So when she saw Cang Lang and Fei Ying standing under the lamppost in the small square, all her heroic words were lost.
However, Canglang was very discerning and immediately put on a warm smile and started the introduction.
"This is a netizen that both Waishu and I know, Aurora Dancer, who is also a closed beta player."
"Aurora, this is a friend of mine, Bibo Feiying. Although we don't belong to the same place, we can still be considered colleagues, so we play together."
In just a few words, all doubts and questions were easily cleared away. It seems that this muscular man is not very honest on weekdays.
"Yes, friends of friends are friends. It just so happens that our team is more powerful with more people."
Fei Ying glanced at Ji Guang. Although he hesitated to speak, he quickly got into the mood and made a gesture towards the outside of the village.
"Come on, let's go, I'll take you to see something good."
This walk took me a long way, until I arrived at a wilderness where almost no players would come here.
Ji Ming was still wondering if there was any big breakthrough in firearms, when he saw Fei Ying take out a large lump of iron from his backpack.
Thick iron pipe, supported by tiger claws, can be carried by a single soldier...
"Tiger Crouching Cannon!"
After knocking on the clanking barrel, Fei Ying happily gave birth to his wife and son, as if mother and son were safe.
"Although it is still a bit difficult to make a serious gun, there is no problem in building such a thing first. Besides, isn't there something else..."
Asking Cang Lang to make a target with a stone, he turned around and took out something familiar to both Ji Ming and Bai Yesheng.
"I really don't know what clever guy he is, he actually managed to free up all the Thunderbolts. He's really good at making things work. He can be used as a cannonball."
"After that, look at the boss and blast his ass!"
Smart Guy:?
His bastard:?
After a quick glance, Cang Lang still needed some time to pile up the target. Fei Ying had set up the barrel and had nothing to do, so he simply continued.
"Actually, I watched the video. In the last battle of the closed beta, the players made me the three-bow bed crossbow. At that time, they had gunpowder cans, so it must be a closed beta player who built this. "
"But it's actually not difficult to make some black powder or something. After all, don't the protagonists of time-travel novels like to make this stuff? If it really needs to be more difficult..."
He threw out a screenshot with a corner circled in red.
"Although they were very stupid and didn't even start a live broadcast when they were building things, they still took pictures of the things on the bulletin board from a distance."
"This is really awesome. Look, Lao Li! Maxim! T-34! Hey, where did they get these design drawings of old museum antiques?"
Fei Ying, who is usually a cold-faced man with glasses, was very excited when he mentioned his old profession.
But just as he was enjoying himself, he turned around and saw two people with complicated expressions.
"Uh……"
Only then did he realize that he knew a little "too much", and his tone suddenly became calmer.
"Just kidding, let's test this weapon."
Since the Sky Thunder is used as the cannonball, there is no need to think too much about the power of the Crouching Tiger Cannon. It is just a big bomb that can be thrown farther away.
Although Ji Ming's face has turned a little pale as the BOSS of the Novice Village who is % subject to actual combat drills, Feiying is still very humble.
"It's just a transitional product of Tu Yile. Give me a little more time and I'll find a way to make the red cannon for you. That thing will be even more powerful!"
You really want me to die, right?
Looking at Bai Yesheng who was still sweating and hanging up on the spot, Ji Ming quickly pulled Fei Ying aside.
"Officer Zhang, if we are so good, we won't be caught...I mean, won't we violate discipline?"
Unexpectedly, Feiying's expression changed and he lowered his voice.
"If this game comes out through formal channels, we will definitely give it the strictest supervision. At least we will not release an incomplete version until we are sure that everything is safe and correct."
"But... they are too overbearing. They started the closed beta test of the game without any notice at all. They even said that we didn't put our own people in until the closed beta test."
"And what about our competitors? In just three days, they have packaged themselves as an investment company and established everything from game guilds to game variety shows. Their power is comparable to that of the great powers."
"At this point, if we still think about some traditional things and restrict ourselves to some rules and regulations to slow down the progress of development, wouldn't we be falling behind and how can we compete with them?"
"Ji Ming, special means must be used in special times. This is what Shangfeng emphasized - since it is a thing for young people, then use young people's methods to handle it!"
It turns out that this is the attitude on our side, but then on their side...
Ha, just like Fei Ying said, people have already poured in a huge amount of funds. Do you still need to guess what your attitude is?
It seems that this plan can be pushed forward steadily. If you are lucky, someone might even be willing to "help" you!
After all, no matter what, I have to rely on the real world to attract players and complete the fourth natural disaster plan.
If the most powerful ones have to go against me and impose restrictions and bans, I have no good solution...
How could Feiying know what this big insider was thinking, and thought he was thinking about what he said.
Then he smiled slightly and patted Ji Ming on the shoulder.
"Don't be afraid, don't think too much, and complete your tasks well. Other things have nothing to do with you and will not affect or harm you at all."
"This is the foundation for our Special Operations Bureau to be able to maintain it to this day, and it is something that everyone can guarantee with their lives!"
"... By the way, hey, wake up. Let me ask you one more question, who provided the blueprints for the beta test?"
Ji Ming hesitated for a moment and frowned.
"I don't know either. I'm a very transparent beta tester. Otherwise, why would my nickname be such an ugly dog-headed military advisor?"
Feiying looked regretful.
"That's such a pity. It's definitely not simple in reality to be able to come up with such a great thing."
"Hey, speaking of not being simple, do you know what you, a female netizen, do in real life?"
Ji Ming controlled his desire to nod and chose to continue shaking his head and pretending to be stupid.
"Seeing as she has been secretly staring at you, she must be a very important person. From now on, spend more time with her...patient! It's very serious!"
Fei Ying exhaled slightly, his eyes a little complicated.
"Although the family conditions are very good and there is no shortage of money for medical treatment. Maybe I can use money to extend my life, but health cannot be bought back."
Oops, there is something in the words, there is a story...
However, Ji Ming didn't have the habit of prying into other people's secrets, so he pretended not to notice and just nodded solemnly.
"I see."
The experimental Tiger Crouching Cannon was just an interlude. After trying to fire it a few times to confirm that it was correct, Feiying put away the somewhat hot barrel.
After recording a few more numbers and logos on the notepad, he returned to his serious state of weapons making.
"The data has been recorded. I will make some optimizations and changes in the future. Please look forward to subsequent versions."
Thanks, not looking forward to it.
BOSS felt sad. He looked at the time and found that it was almost twelve o'clock.
Just as he was calculating how many minutes to open the scheduled copy, he saw a prompt box with a gold border suddenly appear in his field of vision.
[Congratulations to the player [purely made up] for successfully discovering the hidden map [Digging Tribe]]
[Limited time challenge mission: Mole Man Rescuer·has been started! 】
Although the plan is indeed to enable this, but...
Why is it so early! ?
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