Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.
Chapter 171 Return! live! Bar! I! of! short! people!
Chapter 171 Return! live! Bar! I! of! short! people!
As we all know, although there are many things that a good game producer needs to learn, if you want to be a skilled game producer, you only need to learn to play dead.
"What? I've practiced too much at a glance and I can't see it."
So Ji Ming ignored their wails, opened the comment sections of various official accounts, and continued watching the show.
It was almost as he imagined. The completely open comment area was the most primitive and barbaric battlefield.
The gaming industry, the entertainment industry, the second dimension, purified powder, abstract mules, crappy valuables, and more chaotic existences that I dare not mention here...
All in all, it can be broken down into a game of "Crusader Kings", and just like this game, various forces gather together in a complex and twisted way.
You look down on me, and I look down on you. I glared at you and killed everyone in the comment area.
And no matter which website it is on, no one in the front row of hot comments is a fan, they are all occupied by various big V official accounts.
However, D station and Xunle are not bad, and you can still vaguely see a few relatively calm popular science or professional accounts.
Underneath the scarf, it’s completely the Warring States Period of the fandom.
After all, although three million invitation codes are expensive, compared with the sky-high salaries of celebrities, it is only 4615.38 awns or 1.44 yuan, which is not a luxury.
Therefore, this group of so-called top people who lack good looks, acting skills, culture and moral character, but are not short of money, have chosen to follow the trend and buy games.
Even "Tian Ting Entertainment" has raised hundreds of millions of dollars in financing from the top international investment bank "Thomas Capital", and jointly with "Orange TV" will launch the world's first virtual reality game-themed reality show - "Crazy Different Dimensions".
This has just been in closed beta, and someone wants to do such a big trick in the game?
With such a big commotion, Ji Ming naturally had to take a second look.
Finally, I opened the guest list and took a look.
Oh, why are they all old acquaintances?
And unexpectedly, Orange TV, which is famous for its traffic jams, was very conservative this time.
League champion player Hu Bian, top game anchor Zhang Tianzun, popular closed beta player Wang Shu...
There are at least three in the seven-man roster that should be invited, and that passers-by and players are willing to see.
So the rest is naturally...
Fans are calling out the police everywhere and constantly breaking the news. Lin Xiao, who is cutting off her neck every year, has been reduced to Su Banglai, a has-been actress who only sells her legs on the acting network.
And two hidden...
Hey, the promised hidden guests will not be announced until the closed beta starts?
Ji Ming felt like Gulliver in Lilliput, who could create waves on the Internet whenever he took a breath.
While netizens have launched the so-called "world's first reality show with a graying theme" and "the world's first reality show with a postgraduate entrance examination theme", they are crazily riding on the popularity of the program."
This ridiculous program team actually took advantage of the popularity of his private beta PV and suddenly released posters of two mysterious guests.
He has played a tough guy on many screens and has a certain foundation in kung fu. He is obviously Qin Zhengguo, a veteran actor in the industry who has come to play.
One is worse than Lin Xiao in terms of reputation and ability, but as a close relative, she is Xia You, the so-called top actress praised by Orange Channel.
But the happiest thing is that with just a few simple words, one of them was misspelled on the poster, and "Qin Zhengguo" was typed as "Qin Zhengguo".
Therefore, the netizens who were already unhappy with these precious things had no choice but to let them mess around.
——Your official account of Tianting Entertainment is criticizing me. What does it have to do with my "Code Name: Yangyue"?
[I’ll come first, this is a dedicated building for Joke Tiantian Stop Entertainment and Rotten Orange TV, everyone can speak freely (laughing)]
[It’s ridiculous, if it wasn’t for Miss Xia Dai, this show might still be successful, but if it was, then why not watch the eggs? 】
[Even the name of the guest is wrong. Is it possible that their staff also found the innocent special edition from Litang? 】
[I think Rotten Orange should find ways to strengthen internal learning and synchronize the culture of its stars with junior high school students first]
[No, in reality, if you want to create a variety show, you need at least dozens or hundreds of people to participate. How can they ensure that everything is under control? 】
[Laughing, I just went to Tianzun’s live broadcast room, and he was typing on the keyboard with a serious look on his face]
[Maybe we have to hire players to do work in the game, now we are really temporary workers]
[Really, I have seen the Tianting official account posting recruitment notices. As long as you are a beta player, it will be 10,000 a month! 】
[Ten thousand a month, so much? 】
[That’s bullshit. If you can really win the closed beta test, you can start a live broadcast of a normal game. I guarantee you will make more money than this! 】
So Ji Ming stopped caring about this matter. Since he was eager to perform a clown show, he just watched it carefully.
However, even game-playing variety shows are starting to recruit people, so they can’t be left behind.
During the closed beta phase, three resurrection cards were given as rewards. Even if one is kept as a spare, there are still two that can be used.
So after having fun in the comment section, Ji Ming turned around and went to the morgue.
Although during the previous inventory, several high-level corpses had no resurrection value, but who said that Ji Ming had a hundred dogs who could only do this?
They dig through the entire underground city and always find something good.
So next to the elf paladin and the fire elemental demon lion, four new corpses have been added.
It's a coincidence that there are exactly four races and four professions.
And because the underground city has not been completely closed during these ten thousand years, it also comes from four different eras.
The youngest one among them was discovered by Ji Ming when he was inspecting the rubble pile in the east.
[Name: Owl Leader Pogo]
[Level during lifetime: Level 86·Six-armed Holy Ranger]
[Cause of death: Being chased by enemies and driven to a dead end, he committed suicide after destroying the mountain]
This is a six-armed troll from three hundred years ago. As a strange mutant of the troll, it is nearly four meters tall.
Looking at the literal six arms, Ji Ming could already imagine him cheating by pulling three bows at the same time.
The second skeleton looked very short and thick, and was found at the bottom by Morton and others when they were exploring the mine.
[Name: Hammer of Destiny Wilmore]
[Level during lifetime: Level 68·Dwarf Master Craftsman]
[Cause of death: While searching for rare metals, he accidentally entered the Lost Fortress and was killed by a powerful soul curse]
A thousand years ago, he died from a curse, level 68...
It seems that the ancient battlefield in the northern part of the dungeon is really terrifying, and the surveillance cannot be stopped.
The death time of the third skeleton suddenly skyrocketed, and it can be directly traced back to five thousand years ago.
[Name: Magic Scholar·Mo Shou]
[Level before death: Level 75·Mage]
[Cause of death: Due to an accident while experimenting with dangerous magic, he was drained of magic power and died]
Very good, the most outrageous cause of death has appeared so far.
Although Ji Ming didn't know much about biology, he didn't dare to substitute real-life knowledge into a different world.
But judging from the shape and structure of the teeth, this is probably a carnivorous orc.
As for the last one.
[Name: Icefield Ruler Odelia]
[Level before death: Level 84·Dragon Blood Holy Iron Guard]
[Cause of death: Died of exhaustion after a long battle]
The dogs found it in a large debris pit in the barracks, wrapped in a pile of split bones.
After confirming the year, Ji Ming immediately went to find Sylvia who was "contemporaneous".
Looking at this human skeleton with strange red lines, she sighed.
"My lord, this is my comrade back then, a somewhat...crazy dragon-blooded warrior."
It can make the loyal archangel hesitate for a moment to choose his words, I am afraid he is not a lunatic...
<divclass="contentadv">So.
A strange six-armed archer, a dwarf forger master, an orc magic researcher, and a human dragon-blooded berserker.
Although Pogo and Odelia are powerful as long as they are resurrected, the current dungeon does not lack thugs, but production talents.
Although Morton is a qualified blacksmith, he is only qualified. If he was really capable, he would have moved to the inner city.
If a dwarf master can join the team, the subsequent logistics work should be better carried out.
Moreover, it was agreed that the mage profession would be opened during the closed beta period, but currently the only mage in the team is still a lazy dog.
In order for players to have a magic instructor to learn from after entering the game, this spell researcher is also a must.
So it seems like there is a choice, but in fact there is no choice.
So Ji Ming took out a resurrection card and came to the dwarf.
With a flick of his finger, the card expanded into a void portal in the air, pouring endless blue energy down.
The rhythm of life gradually intensifies, and what follows is the miracle of life and death, human flesh and white bones.
The dry bones became smooth, and the muscles were united into blocks, and finally they were wrapped in rough skin.
Wilmore's eyelids trembled slightly after the dwarf's iconic beard also became fluffy and exploded.
Finally, he opened his eyes in confusion.
"Uh-huh, I...ah!"
Just as he was about to speak, he felt that the force holding his body up suddenly disappeared.
The dwarf couldn't fly, so he screamed and fell down.
"Why am I in heaven?"
He rubbed his butt, muttered and raised his head, only to realize that there were so many people standing in front of him...
"Ahhhhh! There are dead people everywhere, ahhhhh!"
……
Ji Ming turned back expressionlessly.
Well, it is indeed a little weird to be surrounded by dry bones suspended in several layers.
So he had no choice but to take Wilmore and the orc corpse to the picturesque Holy Tree Lake.
"So... you... you are Lord God?"
"Correct."
I probably felt that it was too embarrassing for me to be so embarrassed when I met the leader for the first time.
Wilmore cleared his throat and saluted respectfully.
"Great Lord God, I am the dwarf craftsman Wilmer, a loyal believer of the God of Fury."
"Lord Will has informed me of the entire mission of this resurrection, so I will go all out to serve you."
The world of Yangyue is very strange, or very realistic. The gods are not bound by race, but by country.
For example, the Absolute God is bound to the Holy Tree Kingdom, and the Holy Light God is bound to the Glow Kingdom.
Even in name, Ji Ming is actually bound to a tiny kingdom called the "Holy Seat of Souls".
Therefore, what the Raging Flame God protects is actually a country called Soul-Burning Anvil.
But the royal family of this country are dwarves, and most of the people are dwarves, so he has become the objective "dwarf patron god" and is believed by many dwarves.
However, Ji Ming firstly could not use local beliefs to cause trouble, and secondly, he could not achieve religious victory, so he did not care about the belief content of the team and just smiled.
"Very good, our team needs technical talents like you."
With a wave of his arm, he led Wilmore to the blacksmith shop where he was still building.
"Look, I'm here to give you the correct..."
But before he finished speaking, he heard a sharp roar.
"Dammit, put that brick down!"
Wilmore rushed forward, snatched the brick from a border collie's hand, and crushed it into pieces with just a squeeze.
"Sorry, my anger is not towards you, but towards the low-quality garbage in your hands. Who taught you to bake bricks like this!?"
Bian Mu shrank his head and hummed, pointing to another bearded man not far away.
Looking at the forging hammer in Morton's hand, he gritted his teeth and his eyes became even more angry.
"Asshole, you know how to hammer forge..."
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Forget it, I'm leaving.
After instructing Charlie and Bailey, who were in charge of escorting, to keep an eye on the spot, Ji Ming returned to Holy Tree Lake.
Using the resurrection card again, the orc corpse also floated into the air and began to produce flesh as if it were 3D printed.
But unlike the bald Wilmore, who only has chin hair, he has hair all over his body after the skin is wrapped.
and.
Gray-white fur, black spots and rings, long and thick tail...
Ji Ming suddenly realized.
Cheese Snow Leopard!
Finally, he appeared with glasses, and a black mage robe with white edges was put on him.
There are also two slits on the hood so that his ears can be extended comfortably.
All in all, he looks like a reliable professional and a brave pioneer who dares to dabble in dangerous magical mysteries.
Ji Ming can't wait to see how the two sides' wisdom will collide after he meets the player.
So he adjusted his white holy robe and prepared to talk to him in a more rigorous manner, leaving a good impression that the leader was also a professional.
Because he was a predator after all, Mo Shou naturally did not fall down like Wilmore, but landed lightly on the ground.
Glancing at Ji Ming, he...
He started groping around on his body and wrote frantically after finding a notebook.
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No, whether it was Sylvia or Wilmore, the first thing they did after appearing was to greet me respectfully.
Even the very unqualified lazy dog, fish monster, and Bloomfield only left the place after saying "hello" and "goodbye".
You, Xie, why don’t you even have an opening statement?
In order to maintain his superior character, Ji Ming couldn't take the initiative to speak, so he could only nod, smile and sigh silently, pretending that he knew what the other party was doing.
After waiting for more than ten minutes, Mo Shou filled several pages of records before he finally stopped writing.
He closed his eyes for a moment and took a deep breath.
Just open your eyes.
"Lord God, are you also interested in the ultra-advanced research topic of how energy can circulate infinitely in a limited space with zero loss?"
Ji Ming subconsciously answered.
"Haha, yes, I am interested in..."
???
What are you talking about?
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