Damn it, this boss really has no normal skills.

Chapter 140 I’m about to get slapped (sad)

Ji Ming glanced at the time and found that it was after eight o'clock in the evening, and there was still some time before the new version would be launched.

A mature migrant worker must learn to take a break from work, so he leaned on the sofa and prepared to take a nap.

However, when I closed my eyes, I realized that I couldn't fall asleep no matter what, and I always felt that there was something unsolved.

Staring tiredly and blankly at the big white radish next to him, Ji Ming thought for a moment and finally came to a realization.

broken!

In the morning, I agreed to attend Renault's drinking party, but I forgot about it when I got busy.

Although he was not interested in wine or dancers, and was too tired to go, he still had to go and show his face.

The social circle of twenty-eight-year-old adults is so annoying.

"It's numb. I've traveled to another world anyway, and I'm still so young. I might as well say that I'm eighteen from now on..."

"How about it?"

When I finally realized something was wrong and started discussing what was going on on the public screen, I had already fallen headlong into their encirclement.

"No, let me go, what are you doing, hey..."

The novice bow that could not be pulled before now seems a little weak and cannot keep up with the new version where the monsters are getting stronger and stronger.

He sighed in disappointment and took a sip of wine in his glass.

"Uhhhh! Damn, this handsome guy is going to be fucked by the goblin!"

Soon, the numbers reached zero and the wall of air dissipated.

"Silly children, run!"

But including Ningxue Powder, other grades of rejuvenation liquid are also needed, and I even wrote a bottle of Rejuvenation Four Generations at the end.

Bai Yesheng put away his weapon and sat on a stone.

"You know what's going on in Sunshine City recently, Dr. Ji, I need these potions, don't worry, I'll pay a high price."

"Sneaking here to kill monsters, right?"

"How are you? Do you feel like your body is getting warm?"

"By the way, let me show you my new equipment!"

I stood at the door of the clinic and looked around, then entered the underground city.

It is said to be a whiskey drinking party, but in fact there are so many high-end spirits for everyone to toss, and the main force is rye beer.

And it's too small. Is this little body an adult? No interest at all.

After symbolically swiping a few monsters together, the two of them walked towards the edge of the armory and the military camp.

But Renault didn't even look back.

"It's not that, it's just that I'm too busy today and I have to go back and rest quickly."

He just replaced his usual coarse black coat and white robe with a thin coat and white shirt made of slightly more delicate materials.

"Hey, okay, okay."

They are looking forward to it, waiting for the air wall to close and the new map to open.

It’s a joke. At a company dinner, was there ever a company dinner where I didn’t fight to the end?

"No problem, just a little strong drink."

Ji Ming keenly captured this key word. It seemed that Renault couldn't help it and was ready to get to the point directly.

"Did you see those dwarves over there? They told me that strong alcohol is the best anti-cold potion over there."

"father!"

"Brother, you are already 1.8 meters and over 200 pounds. Can we stop pretending like this?"

As long as you push the map step by step, there is no danger except the mad king.

"Uncle, I have never experienced this, but my girlfriend and I seemed to be like this when we were counting down to New Year's Eve."

He stood in front of the mirror and turned around, his movements were brisk and flexible, and he seemed to have become taller.

But Renault obviously knows the goods, and even if it pays a high premium, he must buy a bottle.

……

With the pure purpose of mainly criticizing and focusing on aesthetics, Ji Ming also turned his head and looked over.

"Ji Ming, let's go first...hey!"

However, after a month of adequate diet and exercise, the sluggish look he had at the beginning is gone forever.

"Well, speaking of potions..."

Spearmen without weapons: [? 】

stunned.

"Boss Renault, if you have anything to say, please tell me."

He poured a glass from a distance and pushed it over after Ji Ming sat down.

The gap leading to the outside world that was accidentally discovered before has been blocked. There are many strange things in the game, so the players are not surprised as to why a tree grows here.

Then there was a permeating noise from all around, and a group of green little things came out of the cracks in the building.

Other players are miserable.

[Gan, these goblins will steal chrysanthemums, brothers, be careful behind your back]

But this time he was interrupted as soon as he made a hand gesture, because the crowd suddenly burst into cheers.

……

Renault looked around for a moment, without mentioning business matters, and just slapped the table board excitedly.

Although she is barefoot, there is not even a beautiful agate gold chain on her wrist, which makes her feel half less interesting and a bit silly.

"I remember when we welcomed the new century, it seemed like a group of people gathered together to count down."

Ordinary players may be able to easily kill a single Goblin, but when faced with a joint attack by multiple Goblins, it would be nice to be able to counter-kill one or two and then be killed by a sneak attack.

Big Spray Mushroom: [Uh, Brother Gun, haven't you seen that big guy who is three meters tall? 】

The players were talking a lot, their faces full of excitement and joy.

"Uuuu, I'm a beautiful girl and I don't want to fall into the hands of goblins."

Sure enough, just like the owner of Station D, he was either promoting or requesting. Once the keyword came, it would directly trigger the combo.

"Emperor Liver, there is no need to say anything more."

"Hey, Doctor Ji, you're finally here."

however.

Spearmen without weapons: [? ? ? 】

Players see one building with no one there, and one building with no one there.

Although Bai Yesheng's initial health was pitifully low, after so many levels, she had reached seven points with all her strength.

Although the two of them were bickering with each other, they were chattering and their pace of running never stopped.

Grabbing a handful of peanuts, Renault raised his chin behind Ji Ming.

It was just early nine o'clock, and a hundred players were already online.

After muttering something rather self-defeating, he had no choice but to return to the clinic and change into something more respectable.

"Okay, maybe you will be my first customer here to drink to the point of rejuvenation."

The drunkards crowded noisily at every wine seat, and their faces were all red wherever they looked.

"rush!"

If you add an underworld black and white filter, you should be able to create a bubble-sounding and good-looking anchor on the Xunle platform.

"Damn it, I'll take you on a run, and if you run away you just need to worry about yourself, right?"

"Don't laugh, lazy dog. Thanks to my hard work today, I am now a powerful level five."

Moreover, they did not enter deeply, so now they have escaped back to the armory.

"It sounds very exciting. Let's borrow one and talk, brother."

Even light players like Bai Yesheng can have such equipment, so normal players must have completed the job change.

"Hahaha……"

"Don't worry, just watch... Hey, I won't tell Adele anything to be afraid of!"

Ji Ming angrily lifted her up and stuck her in front like a tree stump.

Renault sat comfortably in the center, with an open bottle of whiskey and a plate of dry roasted peanuts at hand.

Partly because of the drinks, partly because of the dancers writhing on the stage in the corner.

"you……"

"And you, you are still a weak and lazy fifth...Hey, why are you at level eight?"

<divclass="contentadv">Haha, actually I am almost level 14...

"I have to say, I insist on buying a car from me, saying that I want to keep it for the winter and drink it when I go home."

cough.

"You run faster!!!"

"Pooh!"

Therefore, what appeared in her hand was an advanced longbow that was put on the game store after the kobold version.

When the little greenskins attack bravely while howling wildly, the players' nightmare begins again.

Without him, a dancer would not be worthy of a gauze, just like a summer without smoothies.

Continuing to walk forward, you can soon hear the noise of people, and the players have already gathered here.

Putting the strange thoughts behind him, Ji Ming pushed open the door of the clinic and walked towards Renault's Tavern.

Gee, I thought it was a tall traditional succubus, how come it is so secular in the new era?

As an elite connoisseur of aesthetics, Ji Ming only took a brief glance and withdrew his critical gaze.

Renault laughed and poured another glass for Ji Ming.

……

As the wine was swallowed, it seemed as if a ball of fire rolled down, and finally exploded in the stomach with a pop.

Uh……

"Grandma, I will be the first to twist off the Mad King's head and give it to Miss Samoyed as a gift!"

Now Ji Ming's cheeks are plump, his eyes are bright, and his originally thin body has become strong and straight, enough to hold up his clothes.

However, he didn't need to reprimand him. As soon as Bai Yesheng landed on the ground, he burst out with a thousand percent subjective initiative. Before he could finish speaking, he ran out ten meters away without even looking back.

The kobolds were dead, but the scattered violent kobolds in the martial arts field would continue to resurrect. It was here that Ji Ming caught Bai Yesheng holding a sword and shield.

Area D…

"Hurry, hurry, the succubus dancer I spent a lot of money to find is about to take the stage!"

"Urgent, urgent, urgent, I want to see if the kuchazi from the Mad King can be peeled off."

"How brave! I thought you would drink it slowly."

Potion?

"generally."

Ji Ming opened it and took a look. The other party's main needs centered on the second generation of rejuvenation.

Needless to say, the effect of this thing is, but the price Ji Ming settled on is not cheap, and no one took it off the shelf for two days.

"It's okay, just a sample."

Ji Ming had a calm expression and just waved his hand.

"father!!"

The thing was for sale. Ji Ming tore off the paper, drank the wine in the glass, turned around and left the Renault Tavern.

Ji Ming and Bai Yesheng are both fishing players, so they just walked slowly at the end.

High-end players also have violent goblin warriors, and even the targeted killing of violent goblin warriors makes it difficult to form an effective counterattack.

The gunman has no weapons: [What's so scary about these small goblins? Everyone, follow me and fight back! 】

From this point of view, the so-called high-level maps should not be difficult for them.

Then he watched helplessly as he was dragged by brute force and quickly left in the opposite direction of the military camp.

"Okay, very strong."

Even including...

Of course, as a diligent and thrifty doctor, Ji Ming did not have any fancy clothes.

There are red numbers in the air that are constantly stirring, which is the countdown to ten o'clock.

Ji Ming exhaled first before pouring the whiskey into his mouth.

The players seemed to have assigned their adventure teams a long time ago. After entering, they all scattered and rushed towards the nearby tower.

However, after a few days of fighting, their spirits were completely different from what they were when they started the server. At least they were no longer the rookies who could scratch themselves first with a knife.

"Don't be so harsh!"

"strength!"

I have no other intention, I just want to experience the customs of another world.

Succubus?

Bai Yesheng was silent for a moment and took a deep breath.

"Hey, it's probably too late to change jobs. Let's change to better equipment first to welcome the new version."

"It's useless for you to call me grandpa today. Why don't you... run away..."

"???"

Autumn has gradually arrived in Sunshine City at this time. Night has fallen. The air outside is cooled by the evening breeze, but it is as hot as a furnace inside.

"You're a fart!"

"Hey, actually some Sakura girls can also count down in ASMR, which is quite interesting."

Finally, everyone fell silent and began to count down with the numbers in mid-air.

"What's weird?"

She was still trying to struggle, but she heard a miserable scream.

He has also drank foreign wine in the real world, but the wine in the other world always has a unique flavor.

"So is it possible that the Mad King is a tomboy?"

"Tsk, I don't have that kind of worldly desire."

"Is it possible that you were scared away by everyone?"

As soon as the curtain was opened, a strong aroma of wine wafted over.

"Hey, why is there not a single goblin here?"

Bai Yesheng was still thinking about which way to go when Ji Ming grabbed him by the collar.

!!!

"Hey, drink it quickly, make your face turn red, and then you can look at women unscrupulously!"

Hearing strange doubts in his ears and on the public screen, Ji Ming's heart moved and he opened his own exclusive map.

then……

Renault took out a notebook from his arms.

After bypassing several dwarves who wanted to twerk with the music and saying hello to Wolf who was about to pop his eyes out, Ji Ming came to the bar of the tavern.

But I want to die: [I saw it, the method was extremely cruel, one stick went down and my head went into my stomach]

Under the secret command of the Mad King, he not only mobilized more goblins to participate in the defense of this side, but also relied on the terrain to ambush them all.

"What are you doing? Our boy-girl team is still zero!"

As the last major version in the closed beta phase, no player wants to miss today’s update.

A swarm of ants can still eat an elephant, let alone a large group of organized and planned goblins?

Everything seems to be back to the night when the server was launched.

On that day, players recalled the terror of being under the control of goblins, and the shame of squatting in the urinal as soon as they went online.

Don't worry, this is four thousand, and there are still two thousand left at midnight.