Arknights, reincarnated as a cat

After the meal, the emperor simply washed up and went out directly.

For the emperor, nightlife has just begun.

Croissant put away the plates and took them to the kitchen for cleaning, while Angel Neng held Li Xia and sat on the sofa watching the Longmen evening news with Texas.

The content of the news is nothing interesting to Li Xia. After all, a soul that has experienced the baptism of the information age, what magical real-life events have not been heard of?

It changed into a comfortable position and lay on Angel Angel's lap, waving its tail in boredom.

The capable angel's hands were not idle either, stroking Li Xia from time to time.

"Recently, the National Guard Bureau and relevant departments destroyed an underground illegal den, arrested 1.9 suspects, and seized tons of illegally prepared controlled drugs. It is reported that the preparation of this drug will produce a large amount of irritating gases, and its abuse will cause human body damage. Dependence on the drug poisons the nervous system..."

"To this end, we interviewed Officer Xingxiong..."

On the TV screen, the tall and tall Xing Xiong answered the reporters' questions one by one, and also shared some knowledge about the specific harm caused to the human body after the drug is abused.

"Hey, I don't know what Sir Xing grew up on to grow so tall. Every time she catches me, she gives me an inexplicable sense of oppression just by standing in front of me."

The capable angel looked at the star bear on the TV and sighed.

Li Xia looked up and saw that he was just over 1.6 meters tall with his shoes on, and his figure was even petite compared to Star Bear.

It's okay, Aneng, he's very cute even when he's small.

Texas, who was on the side, suddenly said something coldly after hearing what the capable angel said.

"Rotten meat noodles."

Able Angel:?

Li Xia:?

Seeing both the person and the cat turning to look at him in confusion, Texas said calmly: "I guessed."

After making a cold joke, Texas took out another biscuit and fed it to the capable angel.

The capable angel obediently took the biscuit in his mouth and leaned his head on the sofa while nibbling.

"Texas, let's go eat rotten pork noodles tomorrow, and buy cat food, cat litter and other things for Xiao Hei."

"....good."

"Oh? Are you going to eat rotten pork noodles tomorrow? I know a good place!"

Croissant, who had already cleaned the kitchen, stood in the living room carrying a big bag.

“A new noodle shop with rotten meat noodles has opened at the intersection of Dagu Plaza. It tastes very good~”

"Oh! Croissant, are you going to set up a stall again today?"

"Yes, after all, this is also an income. Let's go, bye~"

"Bye-Bye."

After Croissant left, the two of them and the cat continued to watch TV.

But soon Neng Angel could no longer sit still.

"Texas, lend me the terminal!"

"Give."

The capable angel took the terminal, naturally placed it on Li Xia's body, and began to search for something on it.

Li Xia, who was being used as a cushion, was speechless.

This cat's fur is so good that you are willing to use it to pad a cold terminal!

It immediately got out from under the terminal, and then probed to see what the Archangel was searching for.

Pictures of cat litter with prices on them kept sliding under Angel Angel's fingers.

“Are there so many brands of cat litter?”

Angel Nirvana scratched his hair, looked at the dazzling array of cat litter with various functions, and felt that he had suffered from a difficult choice disorder.

Should I choose organic or inorganic? Grass sand or bentonite?

Neng Tian didn't know how to choose, and her beautiful short hair had been messed up by her own scratching.

"Texas, which one should you choose?"

"I do not know."

"Hmm... buy one of each kind in exchange?"

Li Xia listened to the capable angel's soliloquy and shook his head. . "

When you have difficulty choosing, you often not only have the ability to choose everything, but also the simple wisdom of not choosing anything.

To put it bluntly, as a mature and talented cat, this cat does not need to use cat litter at all.

"Xiao Hei seems to be very disappointed in you."

"what?"

Neng Tian didn't notice Li Xia's shaking of her head just now. She reached out to hug Li Xia, but Li Xia cleverly dodged it.

"Xiao Hei, where are you going?"

Li Xia really wanted to say:

“Fun fried pancake.”

However, the cat's physiological structure cannot do this. It can only use its own actions to show them that it can go to the toilet on its own.

He skillfully climbed on the toilet and went to the toilet comfortably, then jumped on the water tank and pressed the flush button.

wow——

The capable angel who saw this scene was shocked.

"Texas! Blackie! Blackie knows how to use the toilet!"

"...It seems you don't need to buy cat litter anymore."

The capable angel lifted Li Xia and looked into its amber eyes.

"Xiao Hei, what other unique skills do you have?"

Angel Angel's curiosity was piqued, and now she wanted to see what else the black cat she picked up could do.

She knelt down and put the black cat on the ground, looking at it expectantly.

The angel's eyes were shining with anticipation, which was too dazzling for Black Cat.

This refers specifically to the dazzle on the physical level.

Li Xia felt that the halo on Aneng's head seemed to be two points brighter than usual.

Okay, I'll give you a whole life you've never seen before.

It raised its feet and walked towards Texas. When it took the fourth step, it became "standing still".

It seemed that he still maintained his walking posture, but strangely stayed in place.

It's like a player who suddenly gets thousands of pings while playing a game.

Angel Neng was a little disappointed when he saw Xiao Hei walking towards Texas, and then he immediately laughed when he saw Xiao Hei suddenly entered the server stuck state.

Texas directly picked up the terminal, started recording, and then sent this unique skill to the Penguin Logistics group.

Texas: [Video]

Sora: This cat looks like it's offline? Is it a composite video?

Sora: How come you still have the laughter of an angel?

Croissant: Isn't this Xiao Hei? An angel picked it up today. How did you do it?

Dadi: What kind of unique skill is this? It’s so strange. Take another look.

Iss: What a great skill.

After performing some unique skills that few people had ever seen before, Li Xia looked back at the capable angel, then jumped on Texas and made contact with her directly.

After licking Li Xia, the corners of Texas's mouth slightly raised, showing that she was in a good mood.

Li Xia yawned. He didn't sleep at noon, and now he was a little tired, so he simply lay on Texas' lap to take a nap.

Angel Angel held the light above his head and observed it for a while before saying, "Texas, Xiao Hei doesn't seem to be losing hair."

"Huh? Really."

"Yeah, look, there's no hair on the sofa or on your legs."

The capable angel twirled a long gray hair from the sofa.

"Only your tail hair."

"...It's easy to shed hair this season. By the way, where do you plan to let Xiao Hei sleep? Find a cardboard box to build a nest for him?"

After hearing this, Li Xia, who was resting on Texas' lap with her eyes closed, opened her eyes and immediately protested.

"Meow!"

Bah, bah, cartons and stuff, this cat sleeps on the hotel sofa even when he's outside!

"Hmph, it seems it doesn't agree to sleeping in a cardboard box."

Angel Neng thought for a moment and said, "Let's do this. I'll give Xiao Hei a bath later, and then sleep on my bed tonight."

What? Sleeping on your bed? I won’t feel sleepy anymore if you tell me this!

Li Xia's eyes immediately widened.

Two hours later.

Li Xia, who had been washed and fragrant by the capable angel, was taken to her room by the capable angel.

It's different from the girls' room it imagined. Angel's room can even be said to be a bit messy.

Various comics and magazines were piled randomly on the table, and pajamas were hung on the back of the chair.

There was one slipper on the ground, but the other one was missing. Li Xia looked around and found that the other one was already under the bed.

The quilt was not folded, and a mess of headphone cables was thrown next to the pillow.

But the capable angels have no awareness of this.

She spread the quilt flat on the bed, laid Li Xia down on the bed, and covered it with the quilt.

"Okay, I'm going to take a shower too, eh? I still have a slipper?"

The energizer, wearing one slipper, looked around the room for the other slipper.

But she just wouldn't look under the bed.

Li Xia got out of the quilt and pulled out the slippers from the bottom of the bed.

"Oh! It turns out it's under the bed! Xiaohei, thank you~"

After touching Li Xia's head, Neng Tian put on his slippers, took his pajamas and a change of clothes and went to take a bath.

Soon, after taking a shower and drying her hair, Angel Angel returned to the room wearing a solid-color pajamas with only the middle two buttons buttoned.

Seeing Li Xia still sitting on the quilt waiting, she smiled, took it to her pillow, covered it with the quilt, and then lay down herself.

"Good night, Xiaohei."

"Meow."

After a while, the sound of even breathing came from the capable angel beside him, but Li Xia couldn't sleep at all.

It didn't even know how the powerful angel could fall asleep so quickly with a large, bright light bulb on his head.

It was so illuminated that it couldn't sleep, and finally had no choice but to crawl into the quilt.

The darkened environment and the slight lack of oxygen in the quilt soon made him fall into a drowsy sleep.

Sometime in the early morning, Angel Neng woke up. She vaguely felt a warm and furry thing pressing on her chest, making it difficult for her to breathe smoothly.

She subconsciously reached out and touched it, but the feeling was wrong, it was the fabric of her pajamas.

After groping around for a while, he discovered that Xiao Hei had gotten under her clothes at some point and was lying on her chest.

"Well...."

She turned over and changed her position to sleep on her side. Although the cat on her chest was still there, it was no longer pressing on her.

Soon, the capable angel fell into sleep again.

In the morning, Li Xia woke up and found that he was bound by something. After struggling for a while, he found that he was on the chest of the capable angel.

"What's going on? Why am I here? Aren't I sleeping next to Aneng? Why am I in her clothes now? Well, looking at it this way, Aneng is pretty good."

Just when it was lamenting that it could make an angel look thinner when dressed, but gain weight when undressed, a hand grabbed the back of its destiny's neck.

It was lifted out of the chest by the capable angel.

"Good morning, Xiao Hei."

"Meow...."

"Woo~~~"

Nengang sat up, stretched, and got up to wash up. Li Xia also followed Neng Tian out of the room.

Texas got up early, and Croissant was already washing up.

"Good morning, Croissant. How was business last night?"

"not bad."

Croissant, who was brushing his teeth, mumbled, "Not bad."

Spitting out the toothpaste foam in his mouth, gargling with water and then spitting it out, "We'll drive to Texas later, and we'll go to Dagu Plaza to eat rotten meat noodles."

"it is good."

Just when everyone had washed up and was about to go out to eat rotten meat noodles, there was a knock on their door.

"Song and the boss both have keys, who's knocking on the door so early in the morning?"

"I'll open the door and take a look."

Texas opened the door. At the door was a tall lady with green hair and a Guards uniform casually put on her body.